1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,600 No, please... 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:07,519 - So you killed him? - There was no other way. 3 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,759 Danny! 4 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:21,519 - Do you really think they'd come back? - Yeah. 5 00:00:34,039 --> 00:00:36,880 - Did my dad have any relatives? - Yeah. 6 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,119 - There's Michael. - He's your uncle. 7 00:00:39,719 --> 00:00:41,880 He's on the list, isn't he? 8 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:46,200 There was a whole bunch of them. Port police, Customs. 9 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,159 Watch your back rhymes with... 10 00:00:48,359 --> 00:00:51,439 - We kill everyone on the list. - Where do we start? 11 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,560 The top. 12 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,799 He's doing our job for us. 13 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,079 - Are we ready for them? - Yeah. 14 00:01:20,359 --> 00:01:22,319 They are trying to murder me, 15 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,960 my wife and my daughter, constitutes a hate crime. 16 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:32,680 If it does, I think I need to talk to somebody, get it off my chest. 17 00:01:35,079 --> 00:01:39,159 Maybe if there is a help line or something, 18 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,719 I think I do need 19 00:01:43,039 --> 00:01:45,319 a bit of emotional support. 20 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:49,280 Maybe a little bit of practical assistance. 21 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:55,200 At a press conference held in the city today, 22 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,039 Greater Merseyside Chief Constable Catherine Mackenzie, 23 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,280 was unable to respond to audience questions 24 00:02:00,359 --> 00:02:03,239 relating to reports of gunfire in Liverpool city center. 25 00:02:03,319 --> 00:02:05,680 When there was an unscheduled interruption... 26 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,599 I'm coming for you. 27 00:02:09,159 --> 00:02:12,159 and there's nothing you can do about it. 28 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:55,240 TIN STAR 29 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,240 Aren't you going to tell me it's not going to make a difference? 30 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,479 No. 31 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,719 - So we agree? - Yeah. 32 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,079 Suppressor doesn't make a bit of difference. 33 00:03:55,159 --> 00:03:56,920 No. We agree I'm on my own. 34 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,599 I'm alright, you know. 35 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:16,199 Yeah, I know. 36 00:04:20,439 --> 00:04:22,360 - And you two... - Will be there to pick you up... 37 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:25,079 - Like normal people. - Like normal people. 38 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,240 - I can drive. - Not a rental, you can't. 39 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,319 - Dad! - Need to take a shit. 40 00:04:35,199 --> 00:04:38,800 Just do what you need to do, make it happen. 41 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,480 Maybe I can get diggers in tomorrow? 42 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:45,040 - We're not digging. - These crack is full depth. 43 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,319 Any structure built over it would be completely unstable. 44 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,959 Just go over the top. 45 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,399 Hide the crack? 46 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:55,800 The legal requirement for something of this kind of size... 47 00:04:56,399 --> 00:04:58,519 Jerry, what did I just tell you? 48 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,680 I just worked out. This is me protein window so... 49 00:05:24,959 --> 00:05:29,160 An unstable, former UC could do a lot of damage to the department. 50 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,399 Yes. 51 00:05:32,159 --> 00:05:36,600 False accusations... Undermining the police in the eyes of the public... 52 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,800 - It's not good for any of us. - No. 53 00:05:44,399 --> 00:05:47,199 I thought you might have some questions. 54 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,000 - Not really. - Nothing at all? 55 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,879 What he said was serious. 56 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,360 That's why I asked you to leave. 57 00:05:58,439 --> 00:06:01,040 You want me to follow him? 58 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,920 You remind me of me, when I was first promoted to D.I. 59 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,560 Do I? 60 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,639 That was a compliment. 61 00:06:37,519 --> 00:06:39,399 Cheers. 62 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,600 Sorry. 63 00:06:51,639 --> 00:06:53,600 Ann is thinking about it. 64 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,120 No, I'm just wondering when you two are going to get it together. 65 00:06:56,199 --> 00:06:58,680 - He turned me down. - You turned me down first. 66 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,360 Right, this me un-turning you down. 67 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,959 - That's me. Keep in touch. - Yep. 68 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,759 Bye. 69 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,480 Sorry. 70 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:22,879 - We could just nick one. - Go on then. 71 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,240 Most people lock their cars. 72 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:35,159 - You used to be fun. - I'm still fun. 73 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,279 Company. 74 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,159 Remember what mum said. 75 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,759 - What? - Act normal. 76 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:10,519 - Would you look at that. - That is fucking gorgeous. 77 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:15,240 I've also got a manual, that could save you two and half miles a liter. 78 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,600 Yes, Dad. 79 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,960 Right, I just need you to sign off on the condition report. 80 00:09:20,039 --> 00:09:23,320 Few little marks already noted, there you go. 81 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,159 - Bread delivery. - Through here. 82 00:10:34,039 --> 00:10:36,320 Just leave it there. 83 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,240 Just through here on the right, guys. 84 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,639 There's more. 85 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,240 Go fucking get it then. 86 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,639 Yeah, right, I was just waiting for them. 87 00:11:41,919 --> 00:11:44,200 - Get ready. - What for? 88 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,320 Just get ready right? 89 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,360 Fuck! 90 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,919 - Hey! - Out! 91 00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:55,960 Find your mum, meet me back at the hotel. 92 00:11:56,039 --> 00:11:57,639 What the fuck! 93 00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:41,840 Rhymes with! 94 00:12:58,799 --> 00:13:00,919 You're flat and you're white. 95 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,960 That a compliment? 96 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,519 Come on your own then. 97 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,440 Well go on... 98 00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:19,080 Where's your little list, with them names? 99 00:13:21,799 --> 00:13:24,080 - McKenzie. - What about her? 100 00:13:24,159 --> 00:13:26,720 - She's bent as fuck. - She says the same about you. 101 00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:30,159 True but, she did try to kills us. 102 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,879 It sounds pretty paranoid. 103 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,480 It felt pretty desperate. 104 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,240 - Michael Ryan. - What? 105 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,879 Big pants businessman friends with Chief Constable? So, what? 106 00:13:45,919 --> 00:13:49,919 Hope you're good at this cause, I don't want anything to happen to you. 107 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,799 - Is that a threat? - No. That's a warning. 108 00:13:55,879 --> 00:13:58,000 Here. 109 00:14:01,519 --> 00:14:04,120 - It was a cheap trick. - Yeah, I know. 110 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,720 I need you to give us a little more time. 111 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,480 Cuffs. 112 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:20,519 The usual. 113 00:14:28,399 --> 00:14:30,200 Gun. 114 00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:35,360 Thank you. Wouldn't want to have to kill you. 115 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,720 - That's a threat. - No, that's a compliment. 116 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,639 - Badge. - Seriously? 117 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,759 Seriously yeah, badge. 118 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:48,480 - What d'you need me ID for? - You don't want to know. Keys? 119 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,039 Keys. 120 00:15:00,879 --> 00:15:02,600 Thank you. 121 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,879 - Shoes. - Mate, I'm fucked. 122 00:15:11,399 --> 00:15:13,919 - Shoes. - Fucks sake. 123 00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:20,600 Really? 124 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,320 Thank you. 125 00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:36,200 Rhymes with, 126 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,120 buzz me when you're free. 127 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,200 - Shite name for a band, isn't it? - Yeah... 128 00:16:16,679 --> 00:16:19,159 Sounds more like a bad kids' TV show. 129 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,000 - We're not open. - I'm just here for the music. 130 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,000 I don't care what you're here for. We're not fucking open. 131 00:16:31,799 --> 00:16:33,879 I told you to get out. 132 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,360 My band told me to meet them here. 133 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,759 So why aren't you waiting outside with the other musos? 134 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,480 Can I get a glass of water first? 135 00:16:42,039 --> 00:16:43,919 What band are you in? 136 00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:48,279 Maybe I got it wrong. 137 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,159 You're not in a band. 138 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,879 Sorry, yeah I got it wrong. This is the wrong place. 139 00:16:53,799 --> 00:16:57,360 - What do you want? - To hear the music. I'm Irish. 140 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:01,120 - Bullshit. - It's true. My mum's Irish. 141 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,480 We might know some of the same people. 142 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,079 Y'know I was pretty young when I left. 143 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,559 My brother came here too 144 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:23,680 to work 145 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,799 for Michael. 146 00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:46,160 Seventeen years old. My little baby brother... 147 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:50,039 And he didn't know a thing. 148 00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:53,960 He was a fucking idiot, alright. 149 00:17:54,519 --> 00:17:56,880 And you're a fucking murderer. 150 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,039 Come on. 151 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,680 Tell me how he died. 152 00:18:42,759 --> 00:18:45,240 Crying for his mammy, if I remember correctly. 153 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,279 - Jesus! - Tell me. 154 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,440 What did you do to him? 155 00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:07,039 Don't. 156 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,400 Take your trousers off. 157 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,920 Take them off! 158 00:19:16,759 --> 00:19:18,519 And your shirt. 159 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,759 Open the freezer. 160 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,359 Get in. 161 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:45,480 Michael ordered it. 162 00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:49,480 You did it. Tell me how. 163 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,440 You had a brother too. 164 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,960 Come to give them a proper burial have you? 165 00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:41,920 Don't worry Kev, they're going to get one. 166 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,640 Under three feet of fucking concrete. 167 00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:50,880 That's funny. Because Jack Worth's is back to dig them up. 168 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,000 Jack's a dead man. 169 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,960 And Angela? 170 00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:58,720 Prick. 171 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,359 I thought you said he was a dead man. 172 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,200 Those who sleep in the dust of the earth 173 00:22:12,279 --> 00:22:14,279 shall awake to everlasting life. 174 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,359 Don't waste time fucking praying, you hypocrite. 175 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,799 You'll going to hell, with the rest of us. 176 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,519 What was his name? 177 00:22:58,559 --> 00:23:00,400 It's okay, mum. 178 00:23:02,279 --> 00:23:04,000 It's okay. 179 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,759 Alright. 180 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,480 One down then? 181 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,799 One down? 182 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,039 You alright? 183 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,799 I thought I'd feel better. 184 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,039 I need a fucking drink. 185 00:24:08,839 --> 00:24:10,839 Can we just go out? Properly. 186 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,440 Like “just forget all this shit” out. For one night. 187 00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:16,440 - Yeah, I agree. We should go out. - Right, you're on. 188 00:24:16,519 --> 00:24:18,880 Didn't he kind of propose to you this morning? 189 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,640 No. I un-refused. 190 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,920 It's my hen night then. 191 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,160 I guess that means it's just me and mum drinking. 192 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,119 Think of me as Jackie. 193 00:24:39,799 --> 00:24:41,559 I lost him. 194 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,359 And the shoes? 195 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,960 Here she comes, Merseyside's finest detective... 196 00:24:56,039 --> 00:25:00,279 Means a lot, coming from Merseyside's prize baldy fucking goblin. 197 00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:25,440 - Are you having a laugh! - Cut it out you two! 198 00:25:25,519 --> 00:25:28,200 Worse fighters than you are footballers. 199 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,400 How's Jack? 200 00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:36,359 - You'd know more than me. - I do. 201 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,119 Rachel, aggravated burglary. 202 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,720 Jafari, credit card fraud. 203 00:25:41,799 --> 00:25:46,240 Sam, card conversion, dealing, GBH. 204 00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:50,799 They'll be inside for a very long time. 205 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,720 This has got nothing to do with them. 206 00:25:55,759 --> 00:25:57,960 I'm offering you a way out. 207 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,559 Who said I need a way out? 208 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,920 - There you go. - Thanks. 209 00:26:31,559 --> 00:26:33,559 Gosh, you look like my ma. 210 00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:42,079 Come on. 211 00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:45,759 Give me a sec. 212 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,519 So I'm taking you to this bar I found. 213 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,839 - What's the matter with that one? - Everything. 214 00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:15,319 You've become a snob haven't you? When did that happen? 215 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,480 When I organize the hen night, Jackie. 216 00:27:18,559 --> 00:27:19,839 We'll just have one. 217 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,359 No, we are not having mum's hen night in there. 218 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,279 - Jack. Bingo! - God. 219 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,039 Okay, so we are now moving onto your Pivvy final. 220 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,880 We're looking for a line for a mystery prize. 221 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,240 Come on, this time... 222 00:27:39,319 --> 00:27:42,400 So we're looking for the line and your first number... 223 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,519 - Is seven. On its own the lucky seven. - Seven. 224 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,680 Four knock on the door, number four. 225 00:27:49,759 --> 00:27:52,599 Number four! Knock at the door! 226 00:27:53,559 --> 00:27:54,640 You have that. 227 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,799 Fifty-one. Tweak of the Thumb. Fifty-one. 228 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,880 Fifty-one. Tweak of the Thumb. 229 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,319 We could win this. We could win something. 230 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,119 Are you sure you want to marry her? I think she's got issues. 231 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,559 Nine, doctors' orders number nine. 232 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,160 Nine, doctors' orders. 233 00:28:10,759 --> 00:28:12,680 What? How do you know that. 234 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:16,480 - Eighty-eight. Two fat ladies. - Eighty-eight. Two fat ladies! 235 00:28:16,559 --> 00:28:18,519 - Fat shaming bingo? - God. 236 00:28:18,599 --> 00:28:21,480 Twenty-two. Two little ducks, twenty-two. 237 00:28:21,559 --> 00:28:24,079 Twenty-two! Bingo! 238 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:28,000 And we have a claim. Come on down so we can check your claim please. 239 00:28:29,519 --> 00:28:31,759 - Down you come. - My... 240 00:28:32,799 --> 00:28:34,559 - And I'll check the claim. - Look. 241 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:40,079 Yes, that's the correct line, well done. You've won the mystery prize! 242 00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:42,480 Congratulations on our lucky winner. 243 00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:45,480 Taking away the wonderful meat hamper. 244 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,240 Well done. 245 00:28:50,039 --> 00:28:52,000 Meat! 246 00:28:52,079 --> 00:28:55,440 - So grim. - Congratulations. 247 00:29:02,519 --> 00:29:05,839 - What are we going to do with that? - I want to go dancing. 248 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,839 - With a meat pack? - Yes, with a meat pack. 249 00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:17,160 Someone tried to kill me with of them once. 250 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,400 - With a skateboard? - No, a meat pack. 251 00:29:28,839 --> 00:29:32,640 - You alright? - You want it, don't you? 252 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,680 - Yeah, I do. - Go on. 253 00:29:34,759 --> 00:29:37,920 Here you go look you can have it, just for a minute. 254 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,319 That's so nice. 255 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,519 No! My God, I won that! 256 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,720 Guys, c'mon. I found this bar. It's this way. 257 00:29:46,799 --> 00:29:49,000 - Only if it has dancing. - Mum, it's too early. 258 00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:50,960 Mum! 259 00:29:52,559 --> 00:29:54,160 My God! 260 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:06,640 - We should take her home. - No! We're going dancing. All night. 261 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:12,839 - I'll sort it. - Who'd do this? 262 00:30:14,599 --> 00:30:17,200 - Sorry. - Go on. 263 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,279 Lads! 264 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,240 Do what you gotta do. 265 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,960 - So do something about it. - You're the cop. 266 00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:23,759 And we are obliged to follow the law. 267 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,880 You know the last time we met you told me to hold off. 268 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,119 That's because I want to know what they know, and who they've told. 269 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,960 So you can protect your position. 270 00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:36,279 We both benefit from my position. 271 00:31:36,359 --> 00:31:40,279 Good for us, isn't it? But Sean looked pretty fucking dead when I saw him. 272 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,079 I said. I'm on it. 273 00:31:51,279 --> 00:31:54,440 He is making an idiot of you, too. 274 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,480 - Working late? - Life of an S.O. 275 00:32:24,759 --> 00:32:28,039 Fuck me, these CR dockets are old. 276 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,680 - Take me a few minutes? - I can wait. 277 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,359 - It's my hen night too. - My God, you've got to have this. 278 00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,079 - Thanks. - Let's go, girls. This place is shit. 279 00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:02,759 Fucking hell. 280 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,640 - I'll get drinks. - Okay. 281 00:33:13,079 --> 00:33:15,480 No, you're alright. 282 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,160 - Hiya. - Y'alright? 283 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,839 Sorry. 284 00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:25,440 - I'll bring you some drinks. - That'll be lovely. 285 00:33:32,839 --> 00:33:34,799 - Hey. - Hi. 286 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,039 - What can I get you? - What do you recommend? 287 00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:38,640 For what kind of drinker? 288 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,720 There's one alcoholic, one total piss head, and a complete lightweight. 289 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,079 I'm the lightweight. 290 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:50,400 I meant more like do you do gin, vodka, whiskey. It's all cocktails. 291 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:54,440 I think the alcoholic, and the piss head, do anything. 292 00:33:55,519 --> 00:33:56,720 What's that? 293 00:33:56,799 --> 00:33:59,240 That's the “Dream of the Fisherman's Wife”. 294 00:33:59,319 --> 00:34:01,839 Is that its name? 295 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:08,239 Yeah, my boss invented it. It's got an octopus in it. 296 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,400 He should be really proud. The planet really needs that. 297 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,920 Yeah. Rum, chocolate stout, baby octopus. 298 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,760 I'll have three of anything, but that, then. Thanks. 299 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,760 You can choose. I trust you. 300 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,199 Sure. 301 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,320 - Let's dance. - Give me a sec! 302 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,199 - Nah, she's fine. - Is she? 303 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,159 Nah, she's fine. 304 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,480 There you go. 305 00:35:09,159 --> 00:35:12,079 - On the house. - Thanks. 306 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,639 There's an octopus in my drink. 307 00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,320 You can't dance to this shite. 308 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,400 Any chance of some bad Nineties' music? 309 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,119 Yeah, yeah sure. 310 00:35:30,559 --> 00:35:32,440 There's an octopus in there. 311 00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:40,079 Hey, do you have nineties music? Do you have nineties music. 312 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,320 My God. 313 00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:13,400 My God! 314 00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,000 - Thanks for the free cocktails. - No problem. 315 00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:28,480 I was hoping it would get you to come back. 316 00:36:28,559 --> 00:36:31,719 Are you sure you want me to bring them back? 317 00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:36,559 I'll be honest. I was more thinking on your own. 318 00:36:44,639 --> 00:36:46,320 Is this what she was like when she was younger? 319 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,800 Yes. That's why I love her. 320 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,960 No... 321 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,280 That's why I love her. I got this. 322 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,800 Look at that. 323 00:39:47,159 --> 00:39:49,159 His name was Callum. 324 00:40:01,039 --> 00:40:03,239 Are we really going to get married? 325 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,920 Yep. I know just the man. 326 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:16,000 Come on then. 327 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,119 Yeah. 328 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,960 Morning Vicar, 329 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:43,159 need a favor. 330 00:40:44,519 --> 00:40:46,639 I knew you'd come. 331 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,960 Praying for it, I hope. 332 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,360 Still wearing a black dress? 333 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,760 - God will judge us both in time. - Yeah, God's an arsehole. 334 00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:02,079 Hard to forget the smell of those dead kids. 335 00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:08,679 Actually we're here to get married. 336 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,920 Yeah. No seriously. 337 00:41:16,199 --> 00:41:18,880 I can't do it here. I need to get up. 338 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,599 Yeah, you're probably right. 339 00:41:27,079 --> 00:41:29,960 Knock it off, you twat! 340 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,400 Today you will make a commitment to each other, 341 00:41:35,639 --> 00:41:39,480 a commitment which is the ultimate expression of love. 342 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,599 There is power in love. 343 00:41:43,679 --> 00:41:47,199 To show us how to treat one another. 344 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,599 Let us love one another, because love is of God, 345 00:41:54,039 --> 00:41:56,119 and those who love 346 00:41:56,679 --> 00:42:00,639 are destined to find him in their hearts. 347 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,360 I need this to marry you. 348 00:42:12,559 --> 00:42:13,960 Right. 349 00:42:18,559 --> 00:42:20,800 God's love fills us... 350 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,519 Can we skip all the God bollocks? 351 00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:26,719 Just want the vows cause vows is why we're here right? Right? 352 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,079 Yeah. Our own vows. 353 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,079 - I'll go first. - Right. 354 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,320 I, Angela, 355 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,599 Promise to love you, get drunk with you, 356 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,239 and tell you when you're an arsehole, until death do us part. 357 00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:50,400 Don't move. You're ruining it. 358 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,960 I can do it. I'll do it. 359 00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:56,000 Nah, you're alright, darling. You just enjoy yourself. 360 00:42:56,079 --> 00:42:57,800 - You sure? - Yeah. 361 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:03,199 - Right, my turn. - Yeah. 362 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,960 I promise to love you, 363 00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:13,159 I promise to get drunk with you, 364 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,880 take you to Bingo once a year, 365 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,360 and always carry your meat pack. 366 00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:26,440 I promise to protect you, 367 00:43:26,519 --> 00:43:30,320 lay down my life for you, as long as I live. 368 00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:37,519 I promise to love that one, 369 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,000 and protect that one, 370 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,559 because she's my daughter. 371 00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,719 You're everything to me. 372 00:43:55,079 --> 00:43:57,480 I love you, Angela. 373 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:02,199 I love you too, Jack. 374 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,440 - I need the rings. - Yeah, in a sec. 375 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,679 Hand on, I have a ring. 376 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,440 It was an accident. 377 00:44:30,559 --> 00:44:33,119 Seriously it was an accident. 378 00:44:35,519 --> 00:44:39,199 - Well, two down. - Yeah. But you buggered the wedding. 379 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,519 - I'm carrying you over the threshold. - He never said man and wife. 380 00:45:22,599 --> 00:45:25,880 I'm just going to leave you to it. 381 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,320 Fucks sake! 382 00:45:37,119 --> 00:45:39,039 Fucking hell. 383 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,440 Not the stairs. Not the stairs, no! 384 00:45:44,519 --> 00:45:47,119 Not the stairs! My God. 385 00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,880 - You got the key. - Yes. 386 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:58,039 Put me down. 387 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,800 Right. 388 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,119 - God. - Fucking hell. 389 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,679 Gun out of pocket. 390 00:46:52,039 --> 00:46:54,079 What? 391 00:46:54,639 --> 00:46:57,000 - Feels off. - What? What is it? 392 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,400 Jack? 393 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,039 Jack. 394 00:47:44,119 --> 00:47:46,119 - Yeah? - Come here. 395 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,159 It's Callum. 396 00:48:36,639 --> 00:48:40,079 - They burned him. - Yeah.