Illumination!
[giggles]
[singing gibberish to "Silent Night"]
Ah, no, no!
[gibberish]
[singing gibberish to "Jingle Bells"]
♪ ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
[continue singing gibberish to "Jingle Bells"]
♪ ♪
[laughing]
Welcome to the "Minions Holiday Special."
Hello!
Starring the Minions... Ah, oh!
In four mindblowing MiniMovies.
What?
Get ready for action...
Whoohoo! Yeehaw!
Highfives, poor judgment...
Ahh!
Romance... Hello, Papagara.
And special guest stars... Puppy! Ohh!
As the Minions take over the holidays.
So go ahead, grab a snack...
Bleh! Ah, ahh!
And enjoy a notsosilent night with the Minions...
Luca! Starting with our first
"Minions" MiniMovie.
[cheering]
[soft music]
♪ ♪
Oh!
Oh, whoa!
Whoa, no!
♪ ♪
All: [excited gibberish] [giggling]
Oh.
[chattering]
Oh, look!
[gibberish]
Whew, oh. [gibberish]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[giggling] Oh!
["Deck the Halls" melody]
Oh, there you go!
Oh! Wow!
Whoohoo!
♪ ♪
[excited gibberish]
Okay, everybody! Time to start.
[excited gibberish]
♪ ♪
Come a little closer. [chuckling] Whoa.
Wah!
Who's ready for elf training?
All: Me! Pick me!
Hit it, boys! Whoohoo!
[ringing melody]
♪ So stomp your feet and give a twerk ♪
♪ When the music plays, we can get to work ♪
Whoohoo!
♪ We work all night, we work all day ♪
♪ We put the toys in Santa's sleigh ♪
Ha, ha, ha!
[train whistle]
Whoa! [laughing]
♪ ♪
[laughing] [frustrated gibberish]
[straining] Whoa!
That's not
[fart sound] Ohoh!
Hey, tutti bueno, eh? [giggling]
Ugh, all right.
Let's train you for something else.
Ah, ah. Huh?
Oh! [laughing]
Eh, yeah.
[frightened gibberish]
Wait, wait. Wait, wait.
♪ ♪
Ahh...
all: [gasping]
I know the perfect job for you guys.
[straining] Ugh!
[sighs]
Oh? Ohhh.
Oh, budjs?
[crying]
Oh.
Come in!
Heh, heh, heh. [whistles]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Ahh!
Oh!
[frantic gibberish] Huh?
♪ ♪
All: Yeah! Whoa!
[frantic gibberish]
Whoa, look out!
♪ ♪
Ahh! [laughing]
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
All: [screaming]
You've ruined everything!
You'll never be elves!
Bah.
Oh, oh! Look out!
Ohh. Ho, ho, ho!
[gasps] Santa's coming!
All: [screaming]
Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap.
[reindeer groaning]
[gasps]
All: [screaming]
Ha!
Ah! Eh.
[giggling] Ho, ho, ho!
[chuckling nervously]
Your sleigh is all ready, Santa.
All: [cheering]
[neighing]
Wait! Oh, ooh.
[glass clattering]
[chuckling] Trainees, am I right?
Whoa! Hey!
[excited gibberish]
♪ Hey ♪
Hmm?
[straining]
[giggling] [imitating grunts]
[whistles] Hup, hup, hup, hup!
Ha!
All: Whoa!
[laughing]
All: [gasp] Grr!
[chuckling nervously]
[electrical buzzing]
All: Ahh!
The "Minions Holiday Special"
will be right back. Stick around.
[electrical buzzing]
[snoring]
Uhh, MiniBoss?
[gibberish]
Ahh. [gibberish]
Okay, fine, fine.
Because you had a nightmare, but just tonight.
[excited giggling]
[gibberish] Ahh.
I'm not buying the nightmare story, though.
Uh, scuza? E mé?
[curious gibberish]
Oh, really? You too?
Mmhmm. Get in.
[laughing] Thank you.
[soft twinkling music]
Good night. Good night.
Yes, yes, yes. Good night.
♪ ♪
[shouting] Good night!
Ohh! Ahh.
Ohh...
"Minions: The Rise of Gru."
Rated PG.
Welcome back to the "Minions Holiday Special."
["Jingle Bells" in gibberish]
Tada! [honking]
Get out your ugly holiday sweaters.
Huh? Aah! Both: [laughing]
It's time for another "Minions" MiniMovie.
[ice cream truck melody]
♪ ♪
Ice cream!
I'm getting a double dip. I'm getting a chocolate cone.
Come on, let's go!
I'm getting two scoops of
Minions: [excited gibberish] Aah!
Eh? Huh?
Stupid bike. [sniffles]
Oh... Grr.
Both: [frustrated gibberish]
[crying]
Both: [straining]
[gibberish]
[crying] Hey?
[determined gibberish] Heh, heh!
No, no. No, no!
[gibberish]
Ahh.
Okay? Okay.
["Rocky" theme playing]
[whistle twirrs]
[gibberish]
Ah, bueno. [chuckling]
Whoa, oh, oh, oh!
[chuckling]
[straining] Must... get... ice cream!
♪ ♪
Look out. Eh?
Uh? Aah, aah!
[screaming]
♪ ♪
[Minions singing gibberish to "Rocky" theme]
♪ ♪
♪ Ahh ♪
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
Let's do this.
♪ ♪
Agnes?
♪ ♪
Wow.
Awesome!
[giggling]
[gibberish]
Mwah!
Hup!
All: [frustrated gibberish]
[humming to ice cream truck tune]
Come on, guys!
I can almost taste it! [laughing]
[upbeat music]
[alarm ringing]
[gasps]
Yippiedoo! Get out of there!
Hey!
Ah, that's my truck!
Oh, you goodfornothing hoodlum!
My ice cream...
My ice cream.
♪ ♪
[mechanical whirring]
[engine revs]
[whooshing]
Both: [gasp]
♪ ♪
Oh, my gosh! Agnes, wait!
Whoa!
♪ ♪
Hmm? I want my ice cream!
Ugh.
♪ ♪
Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, no, no, no! Whoa!
[screaming]
♪ ♪
Whoa!
Oh! Hey!
[screaming]
Hey!
[screaming]
Ugh.
[giggling]
[laughs]
[giggling]
Yeah, Agnes! Ah!
This is the best day ever! Ahh.
[soft music]
♪ ♪
All: [chuckling]
Sorry your bike blew up, Agnes.
Oh, that's okay.
I think I like this bike better anyways.
[ice cream truck melody]
[mechanical whirring]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Whoohoo!
Whoa.
♪ ♪
Oh, hey. [gibberish]
All: Ahh!
And now, a special musical treat
from the cast of "Sing."
♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ♪
♪ Ringtingtingling too ♪
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪
♪ For a sleigh ride together with ♪
["Just Dance" by Lady Gaga]
♪ Just dance, gonna be okay ♪
♪ Dadadodootn, just dance ♪
♪ Spin that record, babe ♪
♪ Dadadoodootn, just dance ♪
More rockin' moments are coming your way
on the "Minions Holiday Special."
We'll be right back.
♪ Just dance ♪
The best gift this holiday is from...
"Illumination"!
The "Illumination" 10 Movie Collection..."
It's so fluffy!
With all your favorite characters.
It's "Snow" time! [singing high note]
Happy Hol Uhuh.
On digital
and Bluray and DVD now.
Hello?
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
Hey, oh! [gibberish]
Welcome back to the "Minions Holiday Special."
Mm. You're gonna love...
Mwah! Heh, heh.
This next "Minions" MiniMovie.
[soft music]
♪ ♪
[humming]
[dog barking]
Uh? Huh?
[dog barking]
♪ ♪
[barks]
Ohh, eh. Aww.
Hmm? Ah?
Mm. Oh!
[dogs barking]
Ohhhh.
[gasps]
[gibberish]
[growling]
Hey! Hey, Kyle!
[curious gibberish]
[growling]
Mm.
Oh! [gibberish]
[squeaking] Oh... Ah.
[whistles]
Ah. [gibberish]
[buzzing]
Oh?
Ahh. [giggling]
[curious gibberish]
[straining]
Ah? Oh, oh...
[whirring]
Huh? Ah!
Huh? Oh!
[giggling] Puppy, puppy?
[gibberish]
[mechanical whirring]
Eh? [mechanical beep]
See, see? [mechanical whirring]
[sniffing]
[whirring] Huh?
[giggling] Hey, hey?
Oh, hey! No, no, no, no.
Eh, hey? [laughing]
[gibberish] Whoa.
[gasps]
Yeah! [laughing]
[upbeat music]
Hello!
♪ ♪
[gibberish] [barks]
[gibberish] [aggressive barking]
[affirmative gibberish]
♪ ♪
Oh?
[gibberish]
[whirring] Whoa!
♪ ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, bop ♪
♪ Dapadoobop ♪
♪ Dooyapbop ♪
♪ Doobop, dapadoo ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
Thank you.
Thank you!
♪ Dooyappadoo ♪
♪ Bop dappadoo ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
[growling]
[whirring]
All: Yay!
[soft music]
Uhh. [nervous giggling]
[whirring]
Oh!
[excited gibberish]
[whirring]
Butt, butt? Butt!
Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
[laughing] [mechanical beeping]
[whirring]
Huh?
Huh.
[whirs]
♪ ♪
Ohh. [curious gibberish]
Oh?
Ohh...
♪ ♪
Hmm.
♪ ♪
Hmm.
[beeping]
♪ ♪
[mechanical whooshing]
Hey! [gibberish]
[sad whirring] [curious gibberish]
[whirs]
♪ ♪
[whirring]
[gibberish]
[mechanical whirring]
♪ ♪
All: Yay!
[laughing]
Whoa! Aww.
[laughing] [purring]
[chuckles]
[beeping]
[encouraging gibberish] [whirring]
♪ ♪
Hmm...
[whirring] Huh?
Oh?
[whirring] Oh?
♪ ♪
[gasps]
Huh?
Puppy? Ooh!
[laughing] Puppy!
Thank you! [whirring]
[upbeat music]
All: [cheering]
♪ ♪
Only a Grinch wouldn't want to see more "Minions."
Ah!
Don't go anywhere. Ugh.
We'll be right back.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Whoa!
♪ ♪
Universal Orlando Resort.
Buy two days and get
three days free at the parks.
Restrictions apply.
["We Wish You A Merry Christmas"]
Welcome back to the "Minions Holiday Special,"
and another "Minions" MiniMovie.
[piano music]
Ugh. [serious gibberish]
Oh, Miguel! Mi amor!
Mwah, mwah, mwah! [laughing]
Whoohoo! That was awesome!
Badger Scouts are the best!
We earned so many badges!
Minions: Oh!
Badges.
Pretty sweet, right?
Minions: Ahhh.
["Call to Post" like tune]
And, hut!
Children: Hut! Minions: [gobbling]
At ease, you weaselly wimps.
Welcome to Badger Scouts.
You think you've got what it takes to earn my badges?
Minions: Si!
[chuckling]
[whistle twirrs]
Well, show me what you've got.
All right, here we go. Give me that tent pole.
[straining] Got it.
♪ ♪
Go!
Ahh! [frantic gibberish]
[straining]
Oh!
[bird screeches]
Ooh, ehh.
Now, that's what I call a tent!
Here's your badge.
What?
What the Minions: [gobbling]
[bird squawks]
Hmm.
Aww.
♪ ♪
Mmhmm! Good work, scouts!
Minions: [chuckling]
[straining]
[cooing]
♪ ♪
Good job! Yes!
Blah! Blah! Blah!
[bear roars]
[screaming]
♪ ♪
Huh? Oh.
Huh, huh? [screaming]
[sighs]
♪ ♪
Oh, uh... right there!
Well done.
Uh, uh, uh... no, no.
Uh... pff.
[gibberish] [giggling]
Oh!
[gibberish]
Oh, oh.
[distorted music]
All: Whoa.
Magic.
[Minions singing]
[singing]
Ugh!
Minions: Whoa, whoa!
♪ ♪
[screaming]
No, no, no, no! [screaming]
♪ ♪
[screaming] [screaming]
[straining]
Grr, ahh!
[frustrated gibberish]
Hey, no, no, no, no, no!
All: Yay!
Huh, looks like you finally earned these.
Minions: [excited gibberish]
Eh? Oh?
All: [screaming]
So, how'd it go?
Minions: [crying]
Aww. Here.
You can have my sharing badge.
Minions: Ahh.
[gibberish] [frustrated gibberish]
Guys! Here.
Both: [chuckling]
[upbeat music]
Whoa.
♪ Gangsta, gangsta ♪
♪ Hey, yeah, that's me ♪
♪ Chillin' out, ridin' dirty ♪
♪ Comin' down yo' street ♪
♪ I'm a gangsta, gangsta ♪
All right, you weaselly wimps.
Tenhut!
All: [gobbling]
Huh? Bah?
Minions: [gobbling] [screaming]
Whoa!
[gibberish]
[bear roars]
♪ ♪
Thanks for joining us.
We hope your season is bright...
Beedoo. Ahh!
Bursting with joy, good cheer...
Minions: Yay! And strange homemade gifts.
[happy gibberish]
From all of us.
Blah!
Happy Holidays.
That's all from the "Minions,"
but here's one more holiday treat
from "The Secret Life of Pets."
♪ Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? ♪
♪ In the lane, snow is glistening ♪
♪ A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight ♪
♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪
[growls]
♪ Gone away is the bluebird ♪
[yowling] ♪ Here to stay ♪
♪ Is the new bird ♪
♪ He sings a love song ♪
♪ As we go along ♪
♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪
♪ In the meadow, we can build a snowman ♪
♪ And pretend that he is Parson Brown ♪
♪ He'll say, "Are you married?" ♪
♪ We'll say, "No, man" ♪
♪ But you can do the job when you're in town ♪
♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪
[whistles]
[barks]
♪ ♪
[party horn honking]
♪ ♪
[party horn honking]
♪ ♪
[frantic gibberish]
[crying]
Oh, ahh!
[humming]
[screaming]
♪ ♪
[screaming]
♪ ♪
Both: [cheering]
[excited gibberish]
All: [cheering]
♪ ♪
All: [cheering]