1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,270 Back in the '80s, "Airplane!" was 2 00:00:03,294 --> 00:00:04,314 the pinnacle sky‐high spoof. 3 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:07,357 And Leon's getting larger! 4 00:00:07,381 --> 00:00:09,819 It was packed with so many laughs, gags, and puns, 5 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,070 you couldn't keep up. 6 00:00:11,093 --> 00:00:12,529 And guess who knew it line‐by‐line. 7 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,573 Surely, you can't be serious. 8 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:15,782 I am serious. 9 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,035 And don't call me Shirley. 10 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:19,204 It's an adverb, but he thinks it's a ladies' name! 11 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,579 It can't get any better! 12 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:22,916 Look how happy this movie makes you. It's so cute. 13 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,417 You're the cute one. 14 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,460 If you were a board game, you'd be Cutes N' Ladders. 15 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:28,670 If you were a cereal, you'd be Cutie Pebbles. 16 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,257 If you were a mathematician, you'd be Sir Isaac Cute‐on. 17 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,884 Enough! You're both disgusting! 18 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:35,802 Ren and I are so in sync, we even finish each other's... 19 00:00:35,826 --> 00:00:37,514 Sentences. word groupings. That counts. 20 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,765 Young, new love. 21 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,517 So very, very stupid. 22 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,351 Yep, when you've been together as long as we have, 23 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,853 there's no need to prove anything. 24 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,103 Last night, we went to dinner 25 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,523 and didn't say a single word grouping. 26 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,441 Listen up, sweet pits of my peach. 27 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,944 What's the greatest thing to ever happen to this family? 28 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,154 When Barry fell in Aunt Dotty's open grave. 29 00:00:53,177 --> 00:00:54,197 Best day of our lives. 30 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,156 We were grieving, and I brought joy. 31 00:00:56,180 --> 00:00:58,368 Even better! We're flying to Miami! 32 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,244 Oh‐ho‐ho‐ho‐ho! 33 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,209 Come on, Erica, take on the rhythm of the night! 34 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,418 Pass. We are gonna spend our last few days 35 00:01:08,442 --> 00:01:10,671 before college starts together, and that's that. 36 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:12,340 I had a feeling you were gonna say that, 37 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,341 which is why Geoff's invited, too. 38 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:15,885 I'm finally a part of the family! 39 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,513 After years of personal indignities, I feel so special! 40 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,597 Don't. Because Brea and Ren are also in. 41 00:01:20,621 --> 00:01:21,682 Noyce! 42 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,141 Ren, this is the perfect time 43 00:01:23,165 --> 00:01:24,602 for us to get back on the same... 44 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:25,644 Page! ...airplane! 45 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:26,853 What's up with you?! 46 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,272 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 47 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,066 There is no way that Dad would pay for all of us 48 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,817 to fly and stay in a hotel. 49 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:34,069 What's your scheme, Blondie? No scheme. 50 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:36,489 Remember when I screamed at that woman at the Sheraton 51 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,448 because the complimentary champagne was too cold? 52 00:01:38,472 --> 00:01:40,701 Mandy from Fort Wayne cried so much. 53 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:43,621 The manager gave me 50 free nights to leave the premises. 54 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,289 So we all win. 55 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:46,498 Yes! 56 00:01:46,522 --> 00:01:49,543 I get to do "Airplane!" bits on an actual airplane! 57 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,712 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." 58 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:52,838 That's one of them. 59 00:01:58,534 --> 00:02:01,180 Come on, kids. Feel the pulsing rhythm of Mama's hips! 60 00:02:01,203 --> 00:02:02,724 Whoo! Ohh! 61 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:03,748 Ow! Oh, sorry! 62 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:12,025 It was the end of summer, 1980‐something, 63 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,776 and before we took to the skies, 64 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,612 there were a few things to take care of on the ground. 65 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,826 Thank you so much for packing in here 66 00:02:22,850 --> 00:02:24,537 under my watchful eye. 67 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,747 You'll be happy to know 68 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,289 this is a bag full of hand weights. 69 00:02:28,522 --> 00:02:29,584 Damn it! 70 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,711 Idiot, these bags are for clothes. 71 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,421 That's why my fanny pack has everything I need ‐‐ 72 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:36,591 two bikinis, my scrunchy, and browning oil. 73 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,759 Someone's forgetting about the cool Latin nights. 74 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:40,218 And that right there 75 00:02:40,242 --> 00:02:42,096 is why I've gone ahead and packed for you. 76 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,932 These bags and the other 12 in the car should keep you covered. 77 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,224 This one's empty. 78 00:02:46,248 --> 00:02:47,894 That is for all the hotel freebies 79 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,728 that it is our divine right to take. 80 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,188 Like shampoo? Obviously. 81 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:53,358 But I'm talking so much more. 82 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:56,944 Robes, towels, the pens, stationery, 83 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,862 batteries from the remote, the remote, 84 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,323 pillows, hair dryer, 85 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,991 iron, clock radio, 86 00:03:03,015 --> 00:03:05,411 and curtains, both window and shower. 87 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,788 Why not take the TV, too? 88 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,664 Because that's stealing, Erica. 89 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:09,831 What the hell's going on? 90 00:03:09,855 --> 00:03:12,085 I've been waiting in the car for 16 minutes. 91 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,086 Murray, the flight doesn't leave for six hours. 92 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,921 We're not even in the air half that long. 93 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:17,924 Thank you, Amilio Airhead. 94 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,592 Have you taken into consideration the traffic, 95 00:03:20,616 --> 00:03:23,012 the parking, the shuttle? I guess not. 96 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,139 That's the smartest thing you've ever said. 97 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,664 I'll be waiting in the car. 98 00:03:27,623 --> 00:03:30,019 This trip is gonna be so special. 99 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,646 How special? 100 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:34,231 Why did you pack me a cocktail dress? 101 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,316 Just in case. 102 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,276 Just in case what? 103 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:39,319 In case, uh, Edward James Olmos 104 00:03:39,343 --> 00:03:41,823 invites us for Mojitos on his cigarette boat. 105 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,574 You got to keep an open mind. 106 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,534 The only thing open are my eyes. 107 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:46,911 You're definitely up to something, 108 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,496 and I'm gonna find out what. 109 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:52,125 Yeah, Dad did an angry 8‐point turn in the driveway. 110 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,251 He's ready. 111 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,043 Packing may not have been our bag, 112 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:56,962 but we were on our way to... 113 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:04,219 We were all super excited to go to Miami ‐‐ 114 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:07,014 except for my dad, who was totally terrified of flying. 115 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,640 How do they get all that metal up in the air? 116 00:04:08,664 --> 00:04:10,143 It makes no sense. 117 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,603 It also doesn't make any sense how much you're sweating. 118 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,272 Ha! He thinks we're all gonna die. This guy. 119 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,149 If the plane doesn't kill you, I will. 120 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:19,485 Looks like it's time for someone to take their sleepy pills. 121 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:20,903 But that's my allergy meds. 122 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,697 What happens if I run into some buckwheat 123 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:23,906 and my face gets puffy? 124 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,408 More of you to love, schmoopaloo. 125 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:27,826 Wow. So much has happened, 126 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,745 and we haven't even made it to the ticket counter. 127 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:30,747 This is nothing. 128 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,081 Good rule of thumb ‐‐ 129 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,750 as the plane goes higher, our appeal goes lower. 130 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,711 Hey, guys. What the hell is this? 131 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,795 I thought it'd be fun to dress like Crockett from "Miami Vice." 132 00:04:38,819 --> 00:04:40,298 I'm Crockett from "Miami Vice." 133 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,382 Okay. I'll be Tubbs, then. 134 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,341 Ooh, I like Tubbs. 135 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,302 You do? Switch it. I'm Tubbs. 136 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:46,596 Fine, Crockett it is. Yeah, Crockett is the man. 137 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,430 No, I'm the man! I have to be Crockett. 138 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:50,266 Back to Tubbs. Not fair. I have to be Tubbs. 139 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,808 Can you just tell me who you want to be? 140 00:04:51,832 --> 00:04:54,394 I will be Crockett and Tubbs, also known as Crubbs. 141 00:04:54,418 --> 00:04:55,771 Great. Great, and I'll be sitting 142 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,148 in the back of the plane with you, confused. 143 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,274 Not in the back. 144 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,276 For my special lady, only first class will do. 145 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,944 Barry, is this because I told you 146 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,946 I flew to St. Barts in my parents' private plane? 147 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,031 Did you? 148 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,824 I'd already forgotten you spent your summer 149 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,326 and a lifetime in the lap of luxury. 150 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,076 I'm telling you coach is fine. 151 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:12,788 See, I'm gonna be a doctor for the 76ers, 152 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,456 occasionally coming off the bench 153 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,375 to windmill jam in Karl Malone's face. 154 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,377 My life will be one of pampered excess, 155 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:21,505 and my classy lady doesn't sit in coach 156 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:22,964 with the sky trash. 157 00:05:22,988 --> 00:05:24,324 Aww. 158 00:05:26,158 --> 00:05:29,055 Wait, you got us tickets on Oceanic? 159 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,057 Yes, Murray. You told me to get the cheapest. 160 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,475 Yeah, I meant with yogurt, 161 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,935 not taking a flying go‐kart to your cousin's thing. 162 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,480 Shh! The kids don't know that's why we're going. 163 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,439 I don't even know why we're going. 164 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:41,149 I told you, it's Mitzy's son's Bar Mitzvah. 165 00:05:41,173 --> 00:05:43,151 And once Bradley becomes a man, 166 00:05:43,175 --> 00:05:45,446 I will become the object of Mitzy's envy 167 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,656 because my family is so attractive. 168 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,492 You know, once the kids find out you're dragging them to Miami 169 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,870 for a religious thing, they're not gonna be happy. 170 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,913 Oh, but they will. 171 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,122 They will. 172 00:05:56,146 --> 00:05:57,542 You see? Something's up. 173 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,084 Whenever Mom has a secret plan, 174 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:00,545 she always moves her fingers by her mouth, 175 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:01,879 like a demented gerbil. 176 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,298 Well, maybe the secret plan is something very cool. 177 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,925 What are you talking about? 178 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,634 I accidentally hinted to Geoff 179 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,470 that we were gonna sit front row 180 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,264 at a jai alai match with Miami Sound Machine. 181 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:14,057 Why would anyone believe those words? 182 00:06:14,081 --> 00:06:17,019 Because they know their mama would do anything for them. 183 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,980 They'll be all dressed up and excited, and then, boom! 184 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,606 Everyone's lifting me up on a chair. 185 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,483 Your mom let slip she has a big surprise. 186 00:06:23,507 --> 00:06:25,110 Now, I'm not gonna say a word, 187 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,821 but it would be a high lie 188 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,154 for me to say I'm not excited 189 00:06:28,178 --> 00:06:29,990 to meet a certain Latin songstress, 190 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:32,033 of whom I'm a huge Este‐fan. 191 00:06:32,057 --> 00:06:33,034 Holy crap. 192 00:06:33,058 --> 00:06:34,327 Are we going to a jai alai match 193 00:06:34,351 --> 00:06:36,538 with Gloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine? 194 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:37,999 No. Maybe. Yes. 195 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,542 Damn it, Geoff! Be stronger! 196 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,168 Once we're in that sweltering, windowless ballroom, 197 00:06:42,192 --> 00:06:44,379 they'll have a blast and forget all about 198 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:47,341 my phony promises of skin and sand. 199 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,968 You know, the pills must be kicking in. 200 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,761 'Cause I don't care. 201 00:06:50,784 --> 00:06:53,180 My mom wouldn't build a trip around some weird sport 202 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,682 and a Latin pop orchestra. 203 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,475 Geoff, you're in charge of getting to the bottom of this. 204 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,312 On it. Also, what a great start to a relaxing vacation. 205 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:03,315 Hi. Barry Goldberg, AKA "Crubbs." 206 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:05,401 Can I just say that is an ugly vest, 207 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,819 but somehow you manage to pull it off. Thank you? 208 00:07:07,843 --> 00:07:10,113 My girlfriend and I are ticketed to be in steerage, 209 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:11,740 but we've been apart all summer, 210 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,533 and I want this trip to be truly special. 211 00:07:13,557 --> 00:07:15,244 That is so adorable! 212 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,120 So, if you can get us an upgrade, 213 00:07:17,144 --> 00:07:19,247 I would sincerely appreciate it. 214 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:21,542 You're in luck. Two seats left. 215 00:07:21,565 --> 00:07:24,420 Yes! Eat my dust, second‐class garbage people. 216 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,879 That'll be $5,000. 217 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:27,714 What?! Bar, I told you it's fine. 218 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:29,175 It's not, okay? 219 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,636 You deserve first class. It's your birthright. 220 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,346 As it's mine to visit the captain in the cockpit 221 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,723 so we can acknowledge each other as alpha males 222 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:38,933 and he can let me flip switches and make bomber noises. 223 00:07:38,957 --> 00:07:40,935 Come on, everyone. We're heading to the gate. 224 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:42,812 Oh, and I just want to double‐check 225 00:07:42,836 --> 00:07:45,274 that the three of you told Pops we did not need him 226 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,733 to drive us to the airport. 227 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:48,401 Yes. Uh‐huh. We said those words exactly. 228 00:07:48,425 --> 00:07:49,694 They had not. 229 00:07:49,718 --> 00:07:51,488 Hey, don't take too much time! 230 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:53,324 You'd hate to miss your flight! 231 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,783 Did everyone go potty? 232 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,242 Cargo hold's all clear, Mrs. G. 233 00:07:56,266 --> 00:07:58,829 Brea? Ren? Pishy and boom, hmm? 234 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,247 Trust me, the less time you spend 235 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:01,665 in a sky toilet, the better. 236 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,041 Um... What's happening? 237 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:05,086 What's happening was it was time to board. 238 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,925 Flying in the '80s was a little different than it is now. 239 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:13,093 First, there was no security. 240 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:14,427 What's this? 241 00:08:14,451 --> 00:08:16,180 Nunchucks? Throwing stars? 242 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,247 Rope dart? 243 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,016 Cool. 244 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,685 Have a great flight. Thanks. 245 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,521 Then there was getting on the actual plane. 246 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,064 It was... well, less organized. 247 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:28,526 Three... two... one... 248 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,694 board! 249 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,696 Get low and use your elbows! 250 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,572 Of course, my mom usually got us on first, 251 00:08:34,596 --> 00:08:36,075 and once we were on, 252 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,619 that's when the real adventure began. 253 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,038 It won't recline. Ugh! 254 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:41,998 Oh. Mine won't, either. 255 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,190 Unacceptable for my swanky angel! 256 00:08:45,232 --> 00:08:46,751 Hey, we're switching, okay? 257 00:08:46,775 --> 00:08:48,044 These seats won't go back. 258 00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:49,379 You're made of Silly Putty, 259 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,215 so your body can fit in any container. 260 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:51,966 No way. 261 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,259 Accommodate me, 262 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,095 or I'll do something very Barry‐like. 263 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:59,181 It's okay. I'd rather not see, hear, or smell whatever that means. 264 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,100 Gah! 265 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,101 Isn't this sumptuous, baby? 266 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,520 Now my jacked thighs can breathe. 267 00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:08,356 Are these seats still not reclining properly? 268 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:10,650 We have two available in first class. 269 00:09:10,674 --> 00:09:11,485 Come with me. 270 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,528 Oh. Wow. 271 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,611 What? 272 00:09:13,635 --> 00:09:14,779 This can't be happening. 273 00:09:14,803 --> 00:09:16,948 And yet it is. Have fun back here. 274 00:09:16,972 --> 00:09:18,116 This can't get any worse. 275 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,576 I think I'm in the middle there. 276 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,370 Damn it! There goes my natural spreading room. 277 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:24,331 While Barry's upgrade got denied, 278 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,875 Brea and I were getting comfy. 279 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,125 So, this trip. 280 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:28,501 Just me and you. 281 00:09:28,525 --> 00:09:30,336 I mean, I know we spend a lot of time together, 282 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,090 but this is gonna be all day, every day. 283 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,134 You know, maybe there's still stuff that we don't know about each other. 284 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,760 Maybe. Check this out. 285 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,803 Dan? Can I ask you a question? 286 00:09:38,827 --> 00:09:40,221 Question. What is it? 287 00:09:40,245 --> 00:09:42,182 It's a sentence that's worded to elicit information, 288 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:43,893 but that's not important right now. 289 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,477 Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? 290 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:46,501 The "Airplane!" movie. 291 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,963 I can't wait to attend to your every need. 292 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,110 Why is there a guy on the wing?! 293 00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:55,488 He's a mechanic. 294 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,239 Hey! The plane is broken! 295 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,865 We won't make it! 296 00:09:58,889 --> 00:09:59,866 Don't worry, everyone. 297 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,619 He's just a nervous flier, um, 298 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,578 with a bit of a nervous tummy. 299 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:06,123 So let's keep the mid‐cabin lavatory 300 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,208 available to him at all times. 301 00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:09,250 Who is this lady? 302 00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:10,668 In short, the last person 303 00:10:10,692 --> 00:10:12,379 you'd ever want to be on your flight. 304 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:19,302 Naturally, flying with my family was no joyride. 305 00:10:19,326 --> 00:10:21,346 A Chablis for my husband, please. 306 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,764 Especially for the flight attendants. 307 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,725 Is this plane really flying to Miami? 308 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,852 We've got clearance, Clarence. 309 00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:30,147 What's the vector, Victor? Roger, Roger. 310 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,731 Would you let the captain know 311 00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:33,149 I'd like to drop by the cockpit? 312 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,361 You're gonna have to deal with this baby's mother. 313 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:39,572 I got her to stop crying, and yet I'm the bad guy? 314 00:10:40,597 --> 00:10:42,534 Blink once if my mother is forcing you 315 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:43,952 to take part in her scheme. 316 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,080 Do you like movies about gladiators? 317 00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:50,668 That lady has the drink cart again. 318 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,418 Drink up. 319 00:10:52,442 --> 00:10:54,712 Yep, it usually got so bad, 320 00:10:54,736 --> 00:10:57,341 those poor sky stewards had no choice but to do this. 321 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,759 Our apologies. 322 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,511 The call button system has been disconnected. 323 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:04,181 Also, I know it seems like we've been flying for hours, 324 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,267 but we'll be taking off shortly. 325 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,434 This really is a discount airline. 326 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:10,187 I'm gonna go speak to the captain 327 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,772 about some flight vouchers. 328 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,440 Okay, my dad's alone and loopy. 329 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,649 Go pump him for intel. 330 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,152 Erica, is this really necessary? 331 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,445 Yes. I mean, this whole trip makes no sense. 332 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,530 When does my mom just give us stuff out of the blue? 333 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:22,365 Adam has like 5,000 toys, 334 00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:24,159 Barry has every sporting good known to man, 335 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,452 and you have more musical instruments than you even know how to play. 336 00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:27,453 What's a zither? 337 00:11:27,477 --> 00:11:29,498 Something I need to be happy. Go! 338 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,750 Erica knew my mom was hiding something, 339 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:34,211 and lucky for Geoff, my dad was on something. 340 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,587 Hey, Mr. Goldberg. How goes it? 341 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:36,588 So sleepy. 342 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,298 Okay, you seem incredibly drugged, 343 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,884 so I'll just cut right to the chase. 344 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,135 Your daughter is a little bit suspicious about this trip. 345 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,303 Bradley's a man now. 346 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,346 Wait, like, Cousin Mitzy's Bradley? 347 00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:46,890 Bar Mitzvah boy. 348 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,225 Is that why we're going to Miami? 349 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,934 We'll all be dancing the hora. 350 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,729 Geoffrey, can I speak to you alone, please? 351 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:52,479 No, that's okay. 352 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,503 And it's happening! 353 00:11:56,256 --> 00:11:58,818 Do you know what the most important thing in the world to me is? 354 00:11:58,842 --> 00:12:00,863 Mrs. G, as you know, I'm incredibly claustrophobic. 355 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,239 Family. 356 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,575 The family that you are now a part of. 357 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,326 There's not a lot of air in here. Throat's getting tight. 358 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,287 Oh, no! I just flushed the toilet with my foot! 359 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:11,916 You have to promise to keep my secret. 360 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,958 Secrets are what hold a family together 361 00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:15,376 and make it strong. 362 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,586 You know what else is strong, is your grip. 363 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,071 Shh. Yep. 364 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,490 Tummy trouble for this one. 365 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,802 What the hell was that? 366 00:12:24,826 --> 00:12:27,386 Your mom helped me through some bathroom issues, and nothing more! 367 00:12:28,288 --> 00:12:29,725 Hey, folks. This is your captain. 368 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,434 There's a large storm brewing. 369 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,562 It's gonna get bumpy, so hang on to those cigarettes. 370 00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:37,691 Despite the rough air, we were finally ready for takeoff. 371 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,315 That's right. And knowing my family, it was gonna get even bumpier. 372 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,701 The Goldbergs were in the air. 373 00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:51,746 And while my dad was out cold, Barry was still fired up. 374 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,289 Barry, enough! 375 00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:54,917 Let him have it. He's the one stuck in the middle. 376 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,251 In more ways than one. 377 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,753 No one's talking to you, Middle. 378 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,629 Bar, just try to focus on the good stuff, okay? 379 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,048 We're going to Miami together. 380 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,924 You're right. This is special. 381 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:03,926 It really is. 382 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,302 Not for me. 383 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,178 But I want it to be more than special. 384 00:13:07,202 --> 00:13:09,556 Which is why you should be in first class. 385 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,849 Outta my way. 386 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,667 Crubbs a‐comin' through! 387 00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:17,105 So, look, there's something I wanted to talk to you about. 388 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,107 Um, this is kinda hard for me. 389 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,525 Surely, you can't be serious. 390 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:21,610 Actually, I am. 391 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,403 And don't call you Shirley? 392 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,364 I set you up, but you missed that one. 393 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,032 It feels like you're missing it. 394 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,701 Uh‐oh. Trouble in nerd paradise? 395 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,119 Barry, not now. 396 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,995 You two should hash things out in coach, 397 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,456 where commoners like yourselves stare out the window 398 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,750 and dream of better lives that will never materialize. 399 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,543 Okay, Bar, it's painfully clear 400 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,629 you're insecure about Ren's parents being rich. 401 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,713 Am not. 402 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,756 I don't care she has a butler with a turban, 403 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:44,883 like in "Annie." 404 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,135 Just take your bickering to the air slums. 405 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,428 Never. 406 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,014 Our unbreakable bond will see us through anything. 407 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,225 Brea, I'm sorry about all the "Airplane!" jokes. 408 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,851 So you'll stop and we can talk? 409 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,352 Of course. What's on your mind? 410 00:13:56,376 --> 00:14:00,441 Hey, the fog is getting thicker. 411 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,650 One of the best "Airplane!" bits. 412 00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:05,111 Barry knew I was powerless to the comedy 413 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,613 and had to finish the joke. 414 00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:09,283 And Leon's getting larger! 415 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,993 I'm out. I'm sorry! 416 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,326 He set me up! 417 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,995 But you gotta admit it's a classic line. 418 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,413 Enjoy first class, Barry. 419 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,206 Tell Ren I'll grab a cookie, get the lay of the land, 420 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,250 and send for her. 421 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,960 While Barry was settling in, 422 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,336 Erica wasn't letting Geoff get comfortable. 423 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,988 Oh, let me give you this pillow. 424 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,134 Sleepy time's over. Now talk. 425 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,302 There's nothing to talk about! 426 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,678 And now I got sandwich on my Crockett pants! 427 00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,597 Erica could care less about linen pants. 428 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,475 She knew she had to get Geoff to crack. 429 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,975 Oh, no! It's happening again! 430 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,102 I know you know what my mom is up to. 431 00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:40,313 Windpipe so tight, but also our bodies are pressed so close. 432 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,798 Conflicting feelings. 433 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,234 Not to worry, folks. 434 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,568 My boyfriend got extreme diarrhea, 435 00:14:45,592 --> 00:14:47,196 but nothing I can't handle. 436 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,530 Geoff, do you need me to help you with your extreme diarrhea? 437 00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:50,990 He's fine. 438 00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:53,409 He was holding something in, but it's all out now. 439 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:54,870 What the hell is wrong with you people? 440 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,894 That's an adult man! 441 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,566 Murray. 442 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,089 Too many "Airplane!" jokes? Impossible. 443 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,508 What's impossible is how sweet the sea beef is. 444 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,509 I'm gonna mow through three more and get Ren. 445 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,427 Yo, idiots. 446 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,221 Erica? How'd you get up here? 447 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,014 Yeah, I defeated the impenetrable security 448 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,682 that is a curtain with Velcro. 449 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,918 Listen up, because the rest of this trip is going to be hell. 450 00:15:19,876 --> 00:15:21,230 Murray, are you in there? 451 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,605 Ohh. 452 00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:23,899 Excuse me. 453 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,567 Um, you've over‐served my husband, 454 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,360 and now he's trapped in the bathroom. 455 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,238 They're having a lot of issues in there. 456 00:15:31,304 --> 00:15:33,741 I can't get it open. Something's wedged against the door. 457 00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:34,975 Must be my grumpy bear. 458 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,539 Excuse me. 459 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,792 Uh, is there a licensed locksmith on the plane? 460 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,669 My husband is trapped in our bathroom. 461 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:47,047 Well, you better get him out, because he's the only one 462 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,881 that's going with you to that Bar Mitzvah. 463 00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:50,591 That's right. We all know. 464 00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,760 Geoffrey, that was our special bathroom secret! 465 00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:53,803 I'm sorry, Mrs. G. 466 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,221 Also, I would like to announce 467 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,889 that I do not have extreme diarrhea. 468 00:15:56,913 --> 00:15:59,684 No one cares about your jacked‐up butt, Geoff! 469 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,104 All they care about is that our garbage mom lied to us! 470 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,524 Folks, the PA system is for the cabin crew only. 471 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,693 So, there's no beach. 472 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,113 You still get to groove to slightly out‐of‐date pop tunes 473 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,239 with middle schoolers. 474 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,991 No way! We're not going anywhere with you! 475 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,412 This is the captain. 476 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,164 I can't fly with someone trapped in the lavatory. 477 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,332 We're making an emergency landing. 478 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,043 Hi. 479 00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,671 I'm Barry Goldberg, the rival stag you've been smelling. 480 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,797 Get back to your seats. 481 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,883 Surely, you can't be serious. 482 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,967 If you don't, I'll have you arrested. 483 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,911 That's... not the line. 484 00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:42,686 Yep, the Goldbergs were officially grounded 485 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,438 and my mom's Bar Mitzvah dreams all but over. 486 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,649 Well, there's not another flight out until tomorrow, 487 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,359 and they won't let us back on the plane, 488 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,236 so I guess we'll just go back home. 489 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,655 It's what you all wanted, anyway. 490 00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,700 Well, I'm not gonna feel bad about this. 491 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,327 Me, neither. If anything, she should be apologizing to us. 492 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,455 Bar Mitzvah or not, it's still a trip to Miami. 493 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,331 Yeah, which is ruining our last week of summer. 494 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,516 And because of that, I've developed a drinking problem. 495 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,212 That's from "Airplane!" but it works here. 496 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,505 It really doesn't. 497 00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:12,673 Look, Adam, I've been trying to tell you something 498 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,009 this whole flight, 499 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,470 something I've been able to hide our entire relationship. 500 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,262 This happens a lot. She's in love with me. 501 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,306 Definitely not. 502 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,789 It's this. 503 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,603 So much metal. 504 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,230 I have to wear this 10 hours a day until my jaw's realigned. 505 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,357 What an intense chin strap. 506 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,483 I was embarrassed about it, 507 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,402 but turns out you're much more embarrassing. 508 00:17:32,425 --> 00:17:33,278 Is that cowhide? 509 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,279 Well, I think we can all agree 510 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,279 this is our mom's fault. 511 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,240 She's the worst. 512 00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:37,449 Or maybe you are. 513 00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:39,201 I‐I'm sorry, but I was forced into 514 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,868 that tiny sky bathroom too many times. 515 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,204 And all your mom wanted to do was show you guys off. 516 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,123 That tracks. We are the best. 517 00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:47,500 It doesn't change the fact that she tricked us into coming. 518 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,585 I had to! 519 00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:50,127 Do you guys remember 520 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,463 my cousin Larry's son's wedding last year? 521 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,715 Or Great Aunt Peggy's funeral? 522 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,926 Or the 90th birthday dinner for Uncle Leonard? 523 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,095 No. Who? 524 00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,555 I have a very busy schedule. 525 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,640 Exactly, 'cause every time there's a big event, 526 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,142 none of you will come with me. 527 00:18:04,165 --> 00:18:05,685 I've got these great kids, 528 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,355 and all anyone knows about them is that they never show up. 529 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,398 Oh, man, she went and made it real. 530 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,818 Sometimes I can't believe what I have ‐‐ 531 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,404 a son who's gonna be a doctor... 532 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,074 and another one who's so imaginative, 533 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,576 I'm constantly in awe... 534 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,121 and a daughter who's as smart and tough 535 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,063 as any woman I've ever known. 536 00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:30,192 Just want the rest of the family to see what I have. 537 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,463 Yikes. 538 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,923 Yeah. 539 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,550 I didn't know we had an Uncle Leonard, either. 540 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,469 Idiots, we have to do something. 541 00:18:39,492 --> 00:18:40,387 But what? 542 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,138 Sometimes to make things right, 543 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,848 you have to do something very wrong. 544 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,602 With that, we unleashed 545 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,854 our embarrassing, shameful Goldberg fury. 546 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,980 You don't understand. We have to get on that plane. 547 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,398 Erica channeled her inner Beverly 548 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,152 by going nuclear on customer service. 549 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,903 Barry showed the captain who was really in charge. 550 00:18:57,927 --> 00:19:00,324 And I weaponized my love of "Airplane!" 551 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,616 to wear down the gate agent. 552 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,035 They love me. 553 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,162 They really love me! 554 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,997 Eh, I hope that's what this is. 555 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,415 And before long, against all odds, 556 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,626 we were on our way again to Miami. 557 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,587 Oh, no! They promised me you wouldn't be back! 558 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,798 Don't worry. You can take the aisle if you want. 559 00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,467 I'd rather sit next to my girlfriend. 560 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,051 You sure you don't want to be in first class? 561 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,510 I don't know what I was thinking. 562 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,262 The seat next to you is the best one there is. 563 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,224 I'm out. I'll meet my birth mother some other time. 564 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,894 Thanks for setting me straight. 565 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,228 Hey, that's what family does. 566 00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:31,938 I mean, we're not family family, 567 00:19:31,961 --> 00:19:33,440 but I'm kind of in your family, but ‐‐ 568 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,900 Shh. 569 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:35,965 We're definitely family. 570 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,819 For the record, 571 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,489 I think you look adorable in your headgear. 572 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,615 Really? 573 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,115 I hate it so much. 574 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,911 It means we have even more in common than we thought. 575 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,037 You have headgear, too? 576 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,038 And corrective lenses for my lazy eye, 577 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,749 special inserts for my flat feet, 578 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,459 and like five different inhalers. 579 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,211 I guess we're both kind of a mess, then. 580 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,028 As long as we're a mess together. 581 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,173 Oh. Right. These don't recline. 582 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,842 You can lean on me instead. 583 00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:03,595 Roger, Roger. 584 00:20:03,618 --> 00:20:05,888 Turns out my love of one little movie 585 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,891 rubbed off in an unexpected way. 586 00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:09,768 Ooh, first class, Murray! 587 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,853 I could get used to this. 588 00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:14,439 Bevy, for you, I'd fly to the moon. 589 00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:15,606 What was that?! 590 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,526 Just the engine. 591 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,654 We're gonna need all of your Chablises. 592 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,640 With that, we took to the skies ‐‐ again. 593 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,913 And eventually, we made it to Bradley's Bar Mitzvah. 594 00:20:29,936 --> 00:20:33,208 Sure, we traded the sun and sand for bubbies and a buffet, 595 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:34,792 but our mom was right. 596 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,127 It was worth it. 597 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,003 We had the best time ever 598 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,923 because we had everything we needed right there. 599 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,634 We had each other. 600 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,432 With the power of wind, 601 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,893 airplanes will always hit the ground. 602 00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:53,769 Whee! We're flying! 603 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,063 Gee, this is great. 604 00:20:55,086 --> 00:20:56,272 Hold on. Hold on. 605 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,297 Aaaaah! 606 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,570 What's this button do? I told you not to touch anything. 607 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,280 Check it out! It's Otto the Autopilot from "Airplane!" 608 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,449 I'll take it from here! 609 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,366 Do not touch the controls with your toy! 610 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,287 Toy?! This is a certified replica movie prop. 611 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,622 Attention, passengers, this is your new top gun, 612 00:21:12,645 --> 00:21:14,875 Barry Goldberg, call sign Strike Eagle Seven. 613 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,710 Prepare yourselves for a barrel roll. 614 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:17,670 Get off that! 615 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,086 Otto's got a leak. 616 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,422 We need to make an emergency landing ‐‐ 617 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,464 or get some Scotch tape. 618 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,674 Look, this button says "fuel dump." 619 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:24,718 Ha ha ha! Dump! 620 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:25,741 No!