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Back in the '80s,
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the first day of school
wasn't exactly magical for me.
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Yep, getting bullied, hazed,
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and generally tortured
for being a geek
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had become a tradition.
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But this year felt different.
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Adam? More like, A‐Damn!
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I changed up my look
over the summer,
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and it did not go unnoticed.
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Yo, Big Adam! AFG!
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Wow, so many new nicknames
and none of them insulting
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or about my gentleman's cankles.
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Party at my place in an hour.
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Uh, pretty sure we still
have school in an hour,
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but I love the invite.
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There's the prettiest girl
in school.
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Aww! Well, I think you're
the prettiest boy in school.
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My mom does say I have
a long torso like Cheryl Tiegs.
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I know she does.
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See you at lunch.
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What in the "Oprah" Show
Miracle Makeover is this?
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Mr. Glascott.
How was your summer?
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Terrible.
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As you know, guidance counseling
isn't very lucrative,
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so I took a summer job mowing
the local golf course.
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I saw two alligators.
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I had a magical summer
with my foxy girlfriend.
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Thanks for asking. I didn't.
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Why do you look so different?
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Did somebody finally punch
those glasses off your face?
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I got contact lenses.
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And is that a salon job?
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Nope. Just the sun.
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I thought you were allergic
to God's warm life‐giver.
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Turns out
that was just avocados.
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It's all so effortless
and stylish.
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As if you are no longer afraid
of the world
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and everything in it.
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That's probably the self‐defense
class I took with my mom.
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It was quite a summer.
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Well, a gator took
one of my sport loafers,
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so we all got things.
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Hey.
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Sorry, sir. We'll be on our way.
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Dave Kim, it's me. Adam.
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Oh, I didn't recognize you
with your healthy posture.
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Yep. Turns out confidence
and self‐worth
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are better than
any orthopedic shoe.
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Sounds like you and Brea
had a great summer,
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but we missed you.
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Sorry about that,
but we're back together now,
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and we're seniors!
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We rule! Do we?
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My briefcase already smells
like the garbage
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the cool kids make me put in it.
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You really need
to get a backpack.
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Mad‐man Ad‐man!
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I see you found
a new crop of freshmen to haze.
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I'll take this one.
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Stop! You know me.
Our moms work at the same firm.
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What's happening?
What's happening
is you're cool.
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Oh, come on, Dave Kim.
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It's Adam Goldberg,
a classic nerd.
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"Nanu‐nanu."
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"Goonies never say die."
"Wax‐on wax‐off."
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You hang out with the jocks,
you're dating Brea Bee,
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and the sun dances on your hair
like Christmas morning.
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Face it, you're cool. Please.
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There's no difference
between you and me.
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Trash day.
This turtleneck
is a classic!
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They don't make it in
"tickle me pink" anymore!
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It was fall 1980‐something,
and with school starting,
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my mom was getting used to
being alone.
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Looks like it's just you and me,
wet curds.
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Hey, I'm here, too.
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I just miss
our little munchkins so much.
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Oh, the summer's raced by,
we've barely seen them,
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and soon
they'll be back at school.
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We really did it.
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Hey. We're back.
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And you'll never leave me,
and you'll age backwards
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till you're little babies,
and we'll start all over again?
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What a haunting thought
so early in the day.
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We went to the driving range
to hit golf balls.
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I nailed the guy
in the ball‐tractor nine times.
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You were throwing them
at him, Bar.
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Ha! He has a bad job,
and I made it worse.
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But why aren't you
at your summer jobs?
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Mine ended.
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The manager at Hickory Farms
questioned my work ethic.
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At least that's what I heard.
I wasn't there.
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And my summer job said the pool
would be safer without me.
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There's a whole week
before you go back to college.
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That means my babies are back.
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Whoa. We aren't babies anymore.
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Damn right.
I do all kinds of adult stuff.
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Just the other day, I said,
"I agree to disagree."
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I was there. He used it wrong.
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I agree to disagree. Oh! Nice!
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Well,
until college starts again,
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you're not gonna need
any of that stuff.
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All you need is your mama.
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Starting with a three‐meat
breakfast fit for a king!
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Hey, I'm the king!
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Quiet, Murray.
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Our babies need their essential
fats and nitrates.
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Yes! Bacon and links
and pancake dippers?
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Is this a breakfast pizza
for one?
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Yeah, this one.
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Dipper to Barry,
Dipper to Barry,
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we're ready to land
in the hangar.
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The hangar is my mouth!
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Look at you two go.
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Just a minute ago, you were
independent young adults,
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and now your mommy's flying food
around your face,
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and what is this?
Just rubbing
my baby's tootsies.
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Mm! Get in there.
Little circles.
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I'm sorry, Mrs. G.,
but aren't you worried that,
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if you treat them like babies,
they'll regress into babies?
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That's the dream.
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My schmoos are back
in my sweet bosom.
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It's gross,
but it was a long year.
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Let me have this.
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Don't screw this up for us,
Schwartz,
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just because
you don't have a mom.
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I have a mom.
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Her name is Linda,
and you know her well.
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I‐I'm just saying maybe you
should pump the brakes a little
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before this gets weird.
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She's really
poppin' my toe knuckles.
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Now I get why
you married her, Dad.
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Yeah,
I'm really living the dream.
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While Barry and Erica
were moving backwards,
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I was looking forward
to seeing my old friends.
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What's up, nerds?
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I mean, fellow nerds.
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I mean,
who wants to play the sequel
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we've all been waiting for,
"Super Mario 2"?!
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We beat that months ago.
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We're on "Super Mario 3" now.
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There's an "S.M.3"?!
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Not in America.
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But my brother's teaching
English in Japan,
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and he sent over a copy.
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We've been learning Japanese
all summer to get ready for it.
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You need to know Japanese
to play?
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Wow, I really missed a lot.
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You really did, dude.
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Well, I'm here now,
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and I'm excited
to fully hang with my nerd herd.
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I don't know why
I keep insulting you.
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Whoa, this school has computers?
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Ready for lunch?
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We're tailgating
in the student parking lot.
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Oh, is there a football game
this week?
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Nah.
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Hey, guys, any interest
in supporting athletics kinda?
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You seriously think we'd pick
a non‐sanctioned barbecue
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over soaring through
the 8‐bit skies with Mario?
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He can fly in this one?!
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Any interest
in playing a video game
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starring an Italian plumber?
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Does it have extreme violence
and/or extreme nudity?
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You can throw a turtle.
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No, thank you.
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Turtles are God's creatures.
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It's okay.
I'll just catch you later, Ad.
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My life is ruined!
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Whatever it is,
look on the bright side:
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you can still digest cheese.
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Will you take this seriously?
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I came back from summer looking
like a bronze Ricky Schroder,
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and now the popular kids
want me bad.
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While I don't entirely follow,
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that does not sound
like a problem.
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Are you kidding?
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I belong on the hood of a car
in a Whitesnake video!
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You do have a nice way
about you.
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And now all my old friends
have moved on without me.
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Welcome to my world.
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Why are you wrapped up
like that?
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Mom swaddled me for warmth.
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But now is the time
for cold, harsh truths.
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Your old friendships are dead.
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They can't relate to what you
and I are ‐‐ kings among men.
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But I like my old friendships.
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Better than
the awesome new ones?
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I don't know.
It's just different.
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I hear you.
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When I got back from the war,
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my banjo buddies could not
relate to my army buddies.
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Eventually,
we had to find a mutual joy.
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Turns out
it was banana cream pies.
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That's it!
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If I want everyone
to be friends,
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I just have to find
common ground!
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Banana cream pies.
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I‐I'll give it five
more minutes, but thanks!
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Aw, damn it!
I need to be re‐swaddled.
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My arms got out! Mom!
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Thanks to Pops, I had
the perfect way to
bring my pals together.
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Meanwhile, my mom's friends
were bonding over literature.
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I'm so glad we started
this book club.
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We're such intellectuals.
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Can we call it a book
club when we're just
reading a magazine?
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It's my week, Ginzy,
so open your People.
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Well, I love the part
where Harry Hamlin
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is sexiest man alive.
What a twist!
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Mommy! I dropped a Popsicle on
the dog, and I need a new one.
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A red one this time.
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Also, you need to wash Lucky
and the carpet
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and a bunch of other stuff.
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Not before you deal with this.
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I slept on the clothes
you folded,
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so they need to be ironed.
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I was here first!
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And I changed my mind,
I want purple.
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Okay. One purple Popsicle and
a pile of pleated pants, pronto.
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There you go, have fun with it.
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Um, what's happening here?
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Oh, uh, Barry, Erica,
and Mrs. G are trapped
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in this cycle of codependence
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that's growing worse
by the hour.
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I call it
the "Great Regression,"
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but I'm open to pitches.
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Shut your dumb hole.
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Bevy! That's my son!
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Okay, but I only get my babies
for one week this summer.
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I'm making the most of it.
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Beverly, they're adults,
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and you deserve to have
an adult relationship.
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I've developed one with my boys,
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and it's one of the things
I'm most proud of.
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Well, I know
it's not your hedges.
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You never returned my clippers!
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Okay,
this magazine club is over.
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Uh, I've got babies to tend to.
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And tend to them she did.
Come on.
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Mommy!
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My carrots are too big.
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Over the next week,
Barry got more helpless.
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Now they're too small.
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Throw 'em out
and start over with Kit Kats.
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Erica got lazier...
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I'm gonna take this in your bed
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'cause I spilled
the last bowl in mine.
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Until finally
it all became too much.
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You want me to come running
when you ring a bell?
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This bell.
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I just figured
I'm tired of shouting
251
00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,521
and you're tired of not
responding to me quickly enough.
252
00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:24,730
Wait. I want a Mom bell.
253
00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,274
Oh, get your own!
This is my Mom bell.
254
00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,483
Not for long.
255
00:08:28,507 --> 00:08:29,944
Mommy! Help!
256
00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,403
Are you not hearing
this horrible loud ringing?
257
00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,988
It's really unpleasant!
258
00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:35,240
While my mom realized
her kids were out of control,
259
00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:38,159
I was trying to take control
of my social life.
260
00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:39,995
Thanks for coming.
How are the refreshments?
261
00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,288
He took my Capri Sun.
262
00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,081
Only to wash down your cookie.
263
00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,082
Why are we here?
264
00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,001
I was about to ask
the same thing.
265
00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,294
There are like 10 other rooms
in this house, Dad.
266
00:08:48,318 --> 00:08:50,630
You can go anytime.
You called my bluff.
267
00:08:50,654 --> 00:08:53,591
We're here to find common ground
between all my friends.
268
00:08:53,615 --> 00:08:55,594
JC, you're the epitome of cool.
269
00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,263
It's obvious, but I do like
to hear it out loud.
270
00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,682
A‐And, Dave Kim,
you're the epitome of...
271
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,142
What? Say it.
272
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,352
I'll say it.
Loser. Putz. Schmuck.
273
00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:08,149
Dork. Doof. Dink.
Schmo. Dingus. Goober.
274
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,942
We get it, Don Rickles. Dorf.
275
00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:13,219
Anyway, help me find the overlap
between both of your interests.
276
00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:15,447
Ew, bro! Unh‐unh.
277
00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,323
His circle shouldn't touch
my circle.
278
00:09:17,347 --> 00:09:18,826
But maybe it can.
279
00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,661
JC, what's something
you think is fun?
280
00:09:20,684 --> 00:09:22,038
Shoving a twerp in a locker
281
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,538
and then pouring Pepsi
in the slots.
282
00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:24,623
It was a Mr. Pibb.
283
00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:25,666
I know what I poured.
284
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,792
Let's keep trying.
285
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,001
So we set out to list
286
00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,086
everything cool kids
and geeks like.
287
00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:31,254
Falkor The Luck Dragon.
288
00:09:31,278 --> 00:09:32,881
Casually mooning
an old‐folks bus?
289
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,009
The peaceful din
of an empty room.
290
00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,470
Creating a woman in a computer
program to give you compliments.
291
00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,221
Throwing javelins at trees.
292
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,389
Guests who know when
they've outstayed their welcome.
293
00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:43,517
Video games. Comics.
"Star Wars."
294
00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:45,186
Great white sharks.
Snow leopards.
295
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,312
Kodiak bears!
What is this again?
296
00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,481
We're naming apex predators.
No, we're not.
297
00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,484
Eventually, we found
tons of stuff in common.
298
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,903
We got pizza,
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
299
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,153
and bumper cars.
300
00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:56,654
But here's the test.
301
00:09:56,678 --> 00:10:01,576
JC, how would you feel about
eating pizza with Dave Kim
302
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,580
while talking about Arnold
and bumper cars?
303
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,623
It's not terrible.
304
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:06,791
That's the spirit!
305
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:07,917
And Dave Kim?
306
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,168
I guess I'm open to it.
307
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,128
We did it! Best friend punch!
308
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,611
Ow! This is for school?
309
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,177
It was lunchtime,
310
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,346
and Operation Make All My
Friends Be Friends was a go.
311
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,597
Aha! Sweet!
New giant cool‐kid table.
312
00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:25,558
Actually, JC, this is a combined
table for all my friends.
313
00:10:25,582 --> 00:10:27,644
I believe
you already know Dave Kim.
314
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,647
Oh, yeah!
The guy with all the birds!
315
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:30,730
Not even a little.
316
00:10:30,754 --> 00:10:31,899
It's something to talk about.
317
00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,818
And while you're catching up ‐‐
pizza?
318
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,365
Adam, w‐why are you
trying so hard
319
00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,575
to bring everyone together?
320
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,952
I love spending time
with you and your friends,
321
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,287
but I miss my old friends.
322
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,413
There's got to be a way
I can have it all,
323
00:10:47,437 --> 00:10:48,499
like Melanie Griffith
in "Working Girl."
324
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,334
That's sweet. And weird.
325
00:10:50,357 --> 00:10:52,378
Yeah, how's that pepperoni
treating you?
326
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,130
I didn't get a slice.
I just got elbowed in the head.
327
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,715
Corbett, did you take
four slices?
328
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,716
It's the only way to make
a double‐decker pizza sandwich.
329
00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,302
Can we just go now?
330
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,428
Yes! Thanks for asking.
331
00:11:02,452 --> 00:11:03,889
No! We're bonding.
332
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,640
And it's time for phase two:
333
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,183
How about that "Terminator"?
334
00:11:07,207 --> 00:11:09,102
Pretty cool, right?
Schwarzenegger rules.
335
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,145
I have a "Terminator" bedspread.
336
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,813
Nice, Bird Guy.
337
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,481
From now on,
I'm gonna call you "Bedspread."
338
00:11:13,505 --> 00:11:14,817
It's working!
339
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,192
You know,
I like Arnold's muscles.
340
00:11:16,216 --> 00:11:18,070
They remind me of my muscles.
341
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,572
I like the theme
of the movie ‐‐ explosions.
342
00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,533
You think the theme
of "Terminator" is explosions?
343
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,577
And sending your dad
back in time to bone your mom.
344
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,203
The theme is that everybody
has the ability
345
00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:28,455
to defeat their own fate.
346
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:31,250
Don't tell me how to interpret
narrative motifs.
347
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,293
Adam, maybe it's time
to call this?
348
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,086
Or maybe it's time
for more snacks.
349
00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:38,048
I'll be back with more pizza.
350
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,384
Wait. Was that your Arnold
Schwarzenegger impression?
351
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,427
I can do better. I'd hope so.
352
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,596
'Cause that sucked.
Now say Arnold's line
from "Commando."
353
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,639
Remember when I said
354
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,057
I'd kill you last? I lied.
355
00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:50,936
Wha‐‐ That's so terrible.
356
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,645
You shame the Austrian people.
357
00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:54,899
Well, you kind of
brought them together.
358
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,484
Not how I pictured it happening,
but a win's a win.
359
00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,070
While my bad impression
had good results,
360
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,615
my mom's bad habits
had only gotten worse.
361
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,741
Ginzy, I need to borrow
your Cuisinart.
362
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,576
I‐I can't in good conscience.
363
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,702
I'll find it.
364
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,248
What the...
365
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,125
Your child knows how to vacuum?
366
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,168
Try and stop me.
367
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,253
The home is a reflection
of all of us.
368
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,713
Barry and Erica just keep
throwing Nerds candies
369
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,174
in my path
so I'm never quite done.
370
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,509
Look, Mom, the pears ripened,
just like you promised!
371
00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:24,970
Well, what are you waiting for?
372
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,471
Core those suckers
and make a cobbler!
373
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,514
Oh, way ahead of ya.
374
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:28,890
Already preheating the oven
to "yum."
375
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,142
Chad cooks?
376
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,476
We cook together.
377
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,145
I find it's a great time for us
to catch up and reconnect.
378
00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:36,148
Speaking of,
how's your tennis elbow, Mom?
379
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,607
Oh, much better.
Thanks for asking, hon.
380
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,735
I meant to ask an hour ago.
381
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,111
Life moves so fast.
382
00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:44,530
Damn it, I want this.
Tell me how.
383
00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:46,991
Wait. You're asking me
for parenting advice?
384
00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:48,994
I know it's insane,
385
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:52,748
but I thought I wanted my
children to be babies forever.
386
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,625
But now I know what I want
387
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,543
is to have adult,
respectful relationships,
388
00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,296
like the kind you have
with your kids.
389
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,881
Well, right now, you're
indulging their every whim,
390
00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:03,801
and they're taking advantage
of you.
391
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,928
You need to set limits,
establish rules,
392
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,347
and most of all,
give them some responsibilities.
393
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:12,518
But Barry says responsibilities
hurt his hugging arms.
394
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,852
The next time he says that,
you say,
395
00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:18,274
"The seed you plant today
becomes a flower tomorrow."
396
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,734
I don't care about gardening,
Ginzy.
397
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,735
That's why I threw out
your gardening gloves.
398
00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:24,613
Then when they act out, you say,
399
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,865
"Let's reconnect
after you've calmed down."
400
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,783
Look...
401
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,411
here's a list
of helpful phrases.
402
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,996
"I appreciate
your understanding"?
403
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:37,750
"Let's approach this from
a place of mutual respect"?
404
00:13:37,774 --> 00:13:40,879
"This feels like
a learning opportunity."
405
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,297
This crap works?
406
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,716
See for yourself.
407
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,966
Mm. Just 'cause.
408
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,427
I'm borrowing this instead.
409
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,971
As my mom planned to steer
her kids in a new direction,
410
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,347
I knew one more thing
411
00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:53,142
that would drive my friends
closer together.
412
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,309
Who's ready for bumper cars?!
413
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,438
Not me. My mom was recently in
a minor car accident.
414
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,149
This brings it all back.
415
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,567
Aw, I'll be right here,
Bedspread.
416
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,195
Look at them.
The best of friends.
417
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,613
I really did it.
418
00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:09,073
Are you sure bumper cars
are a good idea?
419
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:10,491
Seems like
kind of a violent activity
420
00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:12,619
for groups that are notoriously
unkind to each other.
421
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:15,246
Violently delightful.
Everyone loves bumper cars.
422
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,750
But this wasn't bumper cars.
423
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,543
It was a full‐blown
demolition derby.
424
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,503
Hey! Take it easy!
425
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,755
She's showing weakness!
Bash her more!
Hey!
426
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,758
Turns out bringing cool kids
and geeks together
427
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,301
was bumpier than I expected.
428
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,845
JC, you know me! I'm Bedspread!
429
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,037
Sorry, bro.
430
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,432
This is just assault.
431
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,684
Guys, stop!
We're all friends here!
432
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,019
But we're clearly not.
433
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,022
I felt my brain
bang against my skull!
434
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,523
I thought it would be fun
435
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,192
for all the people in my life
to come together.
436
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,359
Maybe for you.
437
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,610
What are you doing?
438
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,071
Making it easier for you.
439
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,429
Just be with them 'cause
you're definitely not one of us.
440
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,993
There, there.
441
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,702
While my plan hit a roadblock,
442
00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:57,706
my mom was ready for a new path
with Barry and Erica.
443
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,500
Mommy! Her foot touched my foot!
444
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,875
Is there a problem?
445
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:03,504
There wasn't until Barry
interrupted my basement nap.
446
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,298
Yeah, because I also prefer
to nap underground.
447
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,883
It's called "groundhog style,"
and it's everything to me.
448
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,301
So get your own couch!
449
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,803
Oh, good idea.
Mom, get me another couch.
450
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,304
This was it.
451
00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:15,307
My mom could either keep
indulging her terrible kids
452
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,058
or take Ginzy's approach.
453
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,269
I understand your request,
454
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,772
but I'm confident you can
take care of it yourself.
455
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,606
That's the opposite
of what I want.
456
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:25,484
Just haul the upstairs couch
down here.
457
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,528
I bet it would be
even more satisfying
458
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:28,778
if you did it yourself.
459
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,447
Why would I want to move
a couch?
460
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,157
That sounds heavy and boring.
461
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,951
Geez, Mom,
just shove it down the stairs.
462
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,244
Gravity does most of the work.
463
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,578
I can see
this is frustrating for you.
464
00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:39,914
Let's revisit
when you've calmed down.
465
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:42,543
I'll be calm
when I have my couch.
466
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:43,961
Why are you being like this?
467
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,338
Because I am trying to have
an adult relationship.
468
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,673
Adult to adult:
469
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,884
take the cushions off first,
it'll make it a lot lighter.
470
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,846
I know I've indulged you, but
I want something different now.
471
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,596
I want to talk as equals.
472
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,765
Maybe while one of you
vacuums the stairs
473
00:15:57,789 --> 00:15:59,893
and the other one
bakes a pear cobbler.
474
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,812
Oh, now I want you
to make a cobbler.
475
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,897
With ice cream. And cookies.
476
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,023
And drizzle on some fudge.
477
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,649
That's not even a cobbler
anymore.
478
00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:07,673
You'll figure it out.
479
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,195
Get the out of my house.
480
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,529
Whoa! Whoa!
481
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,865
And go where?
482
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,073
That sounds like a problem
483
00:16:14,097 --> 00:16:17,870
you adults can figure out
yourselves.
484
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,913
It doesn't matter what's on top!
485
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,414
It's still a cobbler!
486
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,438
Ow!
487
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,003
After failing
to bring my friends together,
488
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,754
I ended up friendless.
489
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:28,590
It was shaping up to be
the worst school year ever.
490
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:30,465
Gah! You're so quiet.
491
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,216
I learned to be quiet
on the golf course.
492
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,427
Any noise screws up
people's backswings
493
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,763
and alerts swamp monsters
to your location.
494
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,347
I hope
you were compensated well.
495
00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:39,975
Nope. So, what's your deal?
496
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,769
I lost all my old dorky friends
'cause I'm wildly cool now.
497
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:47,191
Adam, you will always
and forever be a nerd.
498
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,649
Can I say that?
I'm not loving it.
499
00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:50,360
Still, come with me.
500
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,279
Climb this rope.
501
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,823
How's a demonstration of my
physical dominance gonna help?
502
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,033
Humor me.
503
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,369
Whatever. See you at the top.
504
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,163
Sure, I'd never reached
the top before,
505
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,289
but this year was different.
506
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,583
I'd come a long way
507
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,126
from being an unathletic,
scrawny geek.
508
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,880
I could dominate this rope.
I was a legend.
509
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,131
Am I there?
510
00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:12,434
You're right where
you should be.
511
00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:15,051
I don't get it.
512
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,970
If I'm not ripped,
why did the mailman say,
513
00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:18,137
"Looking good, little man"?
514
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,722
Yeah, he's just a weirdo.
515
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:23,894
Wait, so if I'm not as buff
and rad as I thought I was
516
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,896
and I'm not a dork anymore,
what am I?
517
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,856
You're a little bit
of everything.
518
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,107
Now I'm super confused.
519
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,152
In high school, you feel like
520
00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:34,863
you can only be one thing
or belong to one group.
521
00:17:34,886 --> 00:17:36,240
But as you get older,
522
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,825
you can be lots of things
to lots of people.
523
00:17:38,848 --> 00:17:42,019
And once you realize that, the
whole world opens up for you.
524
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,541
So I can have cool friends
and nerd friends?
525
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,169
You can even have friends
that are guidance counselors.
526
00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:51,630
I'd like that. Thanks, John.
527
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,631
Nope. Go back.
528
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,633
That does not make my ears
feel good.
529
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,051
As Mr. Glascott reminded me
I could be anything,
530
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,346
my mom was scared
she'd only ever be one thing.
531
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,391
Any idea why Erica's sitting
out on the front lawn
532
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,933
and Barry's up in a tree?
533
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,269
I kicked them out.
534
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,478
Eh, works for me.
535
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:09,439
I was trying to end
the Great Regression,
536
00:18:09,462 --> 00:18:12,608
but Ginzy's phrases didn't work,
537
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,362
and then they refused
to make me a cobbler
538
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,137
when I wouldn't move a couch.
539
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:21,492
I have no idea what any of that
means, but I do know that
540
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,121
when our children stay home
too long, they turn into morons.
541
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,705
And it's my fault.
542
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,833
Our whole relationship
is based on me
543
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,085
indulging them
their entire lives.
544
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,878
'Cause I thought
that's what a good mama did.
545
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,549
But now that they're older,
I just ‐‐ I want something more.
546
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,343
Tell 'em that.
547
00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:40,261
I tried, but it didn't work,
548
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,930
and then I threw them out
on the street.
549
00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:44,182
Well, then keep trying.
550
00:18:44,205 --> 00:18:46,643
You deserve to have
the relationship you want
551
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:47,685
with your kids.
552
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,520
You think?
553
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,230
I know.
554
00:18:50,253 --> 00:18:54,401
Now, go outside and get Barry
before he falls on his head.
555
00:18:56,719 --> 00:19:00,281
Sometimes, we can indulge
the people we love so much
556
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,701
it's hard to see
we're holding them back.
557
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,702
Hey. Hey.
558
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,913
Look, I'm sorry
I kicked you out.
559
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,207
We're sorry, too.
560
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,542
You do so much for us,
561
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,878
and it was wrong to take
advantage of your love.
562
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,088
You will always be my babies.
563
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,173
But I'd really like
to try something new.
564
00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:22,179
Way ahead of you.
565
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,846
I cut down most
of the Kremps' pear tree
566
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,348
while we were homeless.
567
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,601
You mind if we chat
while we make you a cobbler?
568
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,394
Yeah, like, what's your story?
569
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:33,981
My story is that I am
the luckiest mom in the world.
570
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,403
Sure, it can be scary
to change something
571
00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:40,614
that's been the same
for a long time.
572
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,115
Oh, hey. Come to invite us
to group dodgeball?
573
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,660
Or a wedgie tournament?
574
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,619
Or throw my glasses
in that long urinal
575
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,038
where you sometimes touch
shoulders with strangers?
576
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,124
I'm really sorry
for forcing you to do things
577
00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:52,792
you weren't comfortable with.
578
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,002
But you all mean
the world to me,
579
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:59,508
and I guess
what I'm trying to say is...
580
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,230
Oh, man, I just learned
the one thing.
581
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,941
You'll catch up.
582
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,359
In the end,
when we change who we are,
583
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:22,154
it doesn't mean we lose who
we were or who we care about.
584
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,906
And through all those changes,
585
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,201
the people who love us
will always be there.
586
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,328
Truth is,
we never stop growing up.
587
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,374
Everyone just does it
at their own speed.
588
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,375
Yeah, I'd come a long way
since I was a freshman.
589
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,794
It was my senior year,
590
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,255
and it was gonna be different
for all of us.
591
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,507
But one thing was for sure ‐‐
592
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,659
I couldn't wait
for the adventure to begin.
593
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,346
Come on, Adam.
594
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,563
Hey, notice anything different?
595
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,355
You're wearing roller skates?
596
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,151
Inspired by your radical change,
I decided to change myself.
597
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,818
Now I'm Mr. Glascott
598
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,778
the roller‐skating
guidance counselor.
599
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:03,803
Check out my moves.
600
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,741
That's okay, I guess.
601
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,076
You guess?
602
00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:09,911
It took me three days
to learn that.
603
00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:11,203
I just don't see
how roller‐skating
604
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,705
is gonna help you relate
to students any better.
605
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,856
Watch and learn.
Give me a little help here.
606
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,298
Super‐cool guidance counselor
coming through!
607
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,782
That's why you start
with a necklace.