1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,645 Back in the '80s, 2 00:00:03,669 --> 00:00:05,064 the first day of school wasn't exactly magical for me. 3 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:06,524 Yep, getting bullied, hazed, 4 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:07,984 and generally tortured for being a geek 5 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,026 had become a tradition. 6 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:11,112 But this year felt different. 7 00:00:11,135 --> 00:00:13,781 Adam? More like, A‐Damn! 8 00:00:13,804 --> 00:00:15,657 I changed up my look over the summer, 9 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,577 and it did not go unnoticed. 10 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,871 Yo, Big Adam! AFG! 11 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,998 Wow, so many new nicknames and none of them insulting 12 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,250 or about my gentleman's cankles. 13 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,751 Party at my place in an hour. 14 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,461 Uh, pretty sure we still have school in an hour, 15 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:28,795 but I love the invite. 16 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,089 There's the prettiest girl in school. 17 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,468 Aww! Well, I think you're the prettiest boy in school. 18 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:36,012 My mom does say I have a long torso like Cheryl Tiegs. 19 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,429 I know she does. 20 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,890 See you at lunch. 21 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:41,893 What in the "Oprah" Show Miracle Makeover is this? 22 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,435 Mr. Glascott. How was your summer? 23 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,728 Terrible. 24 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,981 As you know, guidance counseling isn't very lucrative, 25 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,651 so I took a summer job mowing the local golf course. 26 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:50,859 I saw two alligators. 27 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:54,197 I had a magical summer with my foxy girlfriend. 28 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,906 Thanks for asking. I didn't. 29 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,575 Why do you look so different? 30 00:00:57,598 --> 00:00:59,786 Did somebody finally punch those glasses off your face? 31 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,246 I got contact lenses. 32 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,329 And is that a salon job? 33 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:03,706 Nope. Just the sun. 34 00:01:03,729 --> 00:01:06,167 I thought you were allergic to God's warm life‐giver. 35 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,168 Turns out that was just avocados. 36 00:01:08,192 --> 00:01:11,004 It's all so effortless and stylish. 37 00:01:11,028 --> 00:01:13,049 As if you are no longer afraid of the world 38 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,759 and everything in it. 39 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,343 That's probably the self‐defense class I took with my mom. 40 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,469 It was quite a summer. 41 00:01:17,493 --> 00:01:19,597 Well, a gator took one of my sport loafers, 42 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:21,057 so we all got things. 43 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:23,768 Hey. 44 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,228 Sorry, sir. We'll be on our way. 45 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,021 Dave Kim, it's me. Adam. 46 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,814 Oh, I didn't recognize you with your healthy posture. 47 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:31,025 Yep. Turns out confidence and self‐worth 48 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,652 are better than any orthopedic shoe. 49 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,278 Sounds like you and Brea had a great summer, 50 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:35,487 but we missed you. 51 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,531 Sorry about that, but we're back together now, 52 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:38,658 and we're seniors! 53 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,117 We rule! Do we? 54 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,326 My briefcase already smells like the garbage 55 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:42,954 the cool kids make me put in it. 56 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,037 You really need to get a backpack. 57 00:01:44,061 --> 00:01:45,956 Mad‐man Ad‐man! 58 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,917 I see you found a new crop of freshmen to haze. 59 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,460 I'll take this one. 60 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,753 Stop! You know me. Our moms work at the same firm. 61 00:01:51,777 --> 00:01:53,923 What's happening? What's happening is you're cool. 62 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,549 Oh, come on, Dave Kim. 63 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:57,718 It's Adam Goldberg, a classic nerd. 64 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,177 "Nanu‐nanu." 65 00:01:59,201 --> 00:02:01,847 "Goonies never say die." "Wax‐on wax‐off." 66 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:04,099 You hang out with the jocks, you're dating Brea Bee, 67 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:06,394 and the sun dances on your hair like Christmas morning. 68 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,353 Face it, you're cool. Please. 69 00:02:08,377 --> 00:02:10,439 There's no difference between you and me. 70 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,900 Trash day. This turtleneck is a classic! 71 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,718 They don't make it in "tickle me pink" anymore! 72 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,628 It was fall 1980‐something, and with school starting, 73 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,588 my mom was getting used to being alone. 74 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:37,175 Looks like it's just you and me, wet curds. 75 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,343 Hey, I'm here, too. 76 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:40,887 I just miss our little munchkins so much. 77 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:43,723 Oh, the summer's raced by, we've barely seen them, 78 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,349 and soon they'll be back at school. 79 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,600 We really did it. 80 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:47,852 Hey. We're back. 81 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,853 And you'll never leave me, and you'll age backwards 82 00:02:49,877 --> 00:02:52,147 till you're little babies, and we'll start all over again? 83 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:54,108 What a haunting thought so early in the day. 84 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,569 We went to the driving range to hit golf balls. 85 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,570 I nailed the guy in the ball‐tractor nine times. 86 00:02:58,594 --> 00:02:59,989 You were throwing them at him, Bar. 87 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,657 Ha! He has a bad job, and I made it worse. 88 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,450 But why aren't you at your summer jobs? 89 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:04,743 Mine ended. 90 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,246 The manager at Hickory Farms questioned my work ethic. 91 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,705 At least that's what I heard. I wasn't there. 92 00:03:08,729 --> 00:03:11,793 And my summer job said the pool would be safer without me. 93 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,294 There's a whole week before you go back to college. 94 00:03:14,318 --> 00:03:17,131 That means my babies are back. 95 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,716 Whoa. We aren't babies anymore. 96 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:21,468 Damn right. I do all kinds of adult stuff. 97 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,721 Just the other day, I said, "I agree to disagree." 98 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,014 I was there. He used it wrong. 99 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,890 I agree to disagree. Oh! Nice! 100 00:03:26,914 --> 00:03:28,475 Well, until college starts again, 101 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,395 you're not gonna need any of that stuff. 102 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:33,063 All you need is your mama. 103 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:36,984 Starting with a three‐meat breakfast fit for a king! 104 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,402 Hey, I'm the king! 105 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:39,778 Quiet, Murray. 106 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:42,490 Our babies need their essential fats and nitrates. 107 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:45,992 Yes! Bacon and links and pancake dippers? 108 00:03:46,016 --> 00:03:48,371 Is this a breakfast pizza for one? 109 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,913 Yeah, this one. 110 00:03:49,937 --> 00:03:52,582 Dipper to Barry, Dipper to Barry, 111 00:03:52,606 --> 00:03:54,877 we're ready to land in the hangar. 112 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,753 The hangar is my mouth! 113 00:03:57,945 --> 00:03:59,549 Look at you two go. 114 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,717 Just a minute ago, you were independent young adults, 115 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,802 and now your mommy's flying food around your face, 116 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:05,972 and what is this? Just rubbing my baby's tootsies. 117 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,681 Mm! Get in there. Little circles. 118 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:09,599 I'm sorry, Mrs. G., but aren't you worried that, 119 00:04:09,623 --> 00:04:11,978 if you treat them like babies, they'll regress into babies? 120 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,771 That's the dream. 121 00:04:13,794 --> 00:04:16,149 My schmoos are back in my sweet bosom. 122 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,315 It's gross, but it was a long year. 123 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:18,442 Let me have this. 124 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,403 Don't screw this up for us, Schwartz, 125 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,862 just because you don't have a mom. 126 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,197 I have a mom. 127 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,615 Her name is Linda, and you know her well. 128 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,867 I‐I'm just saying maybe you should pump the brakes a little 129 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,411 before this gets weird. 130 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,788 She's really poppin' my toe knuckles. 131 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,372 Now I get why you married her, Dad. 132 00:04:32,396 --> 00:04:34,750 Yeah, I'm really living the dream. 133 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,627 While Barry and Erica were moving backwards, 134 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:39,004 I was looking forward to seeing my old friends. 135 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:40,047 What's up, nerds? 136 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:42,257 I mean, fellow nerds. 137 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:43,675 I mean, who wants to play the sequel 138 00:04:43,699 --> 00:04:45,970 we've all been waiting for, "Super Mario 2"?! 139 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,221 We beat that months ago. 140 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,848 We're on "Super Mario 3" now. 141 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:49,932 There's an "S.M.3"?! 142 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,350 Not in America. 143 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,643 But my brother's teaching English in Japan, 144 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,144 and he sent over a copy. 145 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:56,314 We've been learning Japanese all summer to get ready for it. 146 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,814 You need to know Japanese to play? 147 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:03,237 Wow, I really missed a lot. 148 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,322 You really did, dude. 149 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,572 Well, I'm here now, 150 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:07,365 and I'm excited to fully hang with my nerd herd. 151 00:05:07,389 --> 00:05:08,951 I don't know why I keep insulting you. 152 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,661 Whoa, this school has computers? 153 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:11,829 Ready for lunch? 154 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,497 We're tailgating in the student parking lot. 155 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:14,540 Oh, is there a football game this week? 156 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,250 Nah. 157 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,836 Hey, guys, any interest in supporting athletics kinda? 158 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:22,048 You seriously think we'd pick a non‐sanctioned barbecue 159 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,382 over soaring through the 8‐bit skies with Mario? 160 00:05:24,406 --> 00:05:26,134 He can fly in this one?! 161 00:05:26,158 --> 00:05:28,221 Any interest in playing a video game 162 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,639 starring an Italian plumber? 163 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,682 Does it have extreme violence and/or extreme nudity? 164 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,643 You can throw a turtle. 165 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,018 No, thank you. 166 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,435 Turtles are God's creatures. 167 00:05:35,459 --> 00:05:37,521 It's okay. I'll just catch you later, Ad. 168 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,233 My life is ruined! 169 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,360 Whatever it is, look on the bright side: 170 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,028 you can still digest cheese. 171 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,154 Will you take this seriously? 172 00:05:46,178 --> 00:05:49,074 I came back from summer looking like a bronze Ricky Schroder, 173 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:50,992 and now the popular kids want me bad. 174 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:52,870 While I don't entirely follow, 175 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,788 that does not sound like a problem. 176 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:56,040 Are you kidding? 177 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,584 I belong on the hood of a car in a Whitesnake video! 178 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,461 You do have a nice way about you. 179 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,879 And now all my old friends have moved on without me. 180 00:06:02,903 --> 00:06:04,048 Welcome to my world. 181 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,841 Why are you wrapped up like that? 182 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,802 Mom swaddled me for warmth. 183 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:10,346 But now is the time for cold, harsh truths. 184 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,557 Your old friendships are dead. 185 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:15,851 They can't relate to what you and I are ‐‐ kings among men. 186 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,060 But I like my old friendships. 187 00:06:17,084 --> 00:06:18,562 Better than the awesome new ones? 188 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,064 I don't know. It's just different. 189 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,356 I hear you. 190 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,276 When I got back from the war, 191 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,069 my banjo buddies could not relate to my army buddies. 192 00:06:26,093 --> 00:06:29,365 Eventually, we had to find a mutual joy. 193 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,033 Turns out it was banana cream pies. 194 00:06:32,057 --> 00:06:33,286 That's it! 195 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,536 If I want everyone to be friends, 196 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,288 I just have to find common ground! 197 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:38,540 Banana cream pies. 198 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:40,293 I‐I'll give it five more minutes, but thanks! 199 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,961 Aw, damn it! I need to be re‐swaddled. 200 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:45,172 My arms got out! Mom! 201 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:47,466 Thanks to Pops, I had the perfect way to bring my pals together. 202 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:50,386 Meanwhile, my mom's friends were bonding over literature. 203 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,971 I'm so glad we started this book club. 204 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:54,848 We're such intellectuals. 205 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:57,810 Can we call it a book club when we're just reading a magazine? 206 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,937 It's my week, Ginzy, so open your People. 207 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,189 Well, I love the part where Harry Hamlin 208 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,567 is sexiest man alive. What a twist! 209 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,737 Mommy! I dropped a Popsicle on the dog, and I need a new one. 210 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:08,946 A red one this time. 211 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,281 Also, you need to wash Lucky and the carpet 212 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:12,408 and a bunch of other stuff. 213 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,117 Not before you deal with this. 214 00:07:14,141 --> 00:07:15,452 I slept on the clothes you folded, 215 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:16,704 so they need to be ironed. 216 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,204 I was here first! 217 00:07:18,228 --> 00:07:20,124 And I changed my mind, I want purple. 218 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:24,045 Okay. One purple Popsicle and a pile of pleated pants, pronto. 219 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,588 There you go, have fun with it. 220 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,838 Um, what's happening here? 221 00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:28,716 Oh, uh, Barry, Erica, and Mrs. G are trapped 222 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,134 in this cycle of codependence 223 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,509 that's growing worse by the hour. 224 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:32,845 I call it the "Great Regression," 225 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,180 but I'm open to pitches. 226 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,389 Shut your dumb hole. 227 00:07:36,413 --> 00:07:37,975 Bevy! That's my son! 228 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,978 Okay, but I only get my babies for one week this summer. 229 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,312 I'm making the most of it. 230 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:43,605 Beverly, they're adults, 231 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,649 and you deserve to have an adult relationship. 232 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,317 I've developed one with my boys, 233 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:49,069 and it's one of the things I'm most proud of. 234 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:50,612 Well, I know it's not your hedges. 235 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,113 You never returned my clippers! 236 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:54,240 Okay, this magazine club is over. 237 00:07:54,264 --> 00:07:56,117 Uh, I've got babies to tend to. 238 00:07:56,141 --> 00:07:57,536 And tend to them she did. Come on. 239 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,560 Mommy! 240 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,747 My carrots are too big. 241 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:03,166 Over the next week, Barry got more helpless. 242 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:05,211 Now they're too small. 243 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,254 Throw 'em out and start over with Kit Kats. 244 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,839 Erica got lazier... 245 00:08:09,863 --> 00:08:10,966 I'm gonna take this in your bed 246 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,843 'cause I spilled the last bowl in mine. 247 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,596 Until finally it all became too much. 248 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,764 You want me to come running when you ring a bell? 249 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:19,100 This bell. 250 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,394 I just figured I'm tired of shouting 251 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,521 and you're tired of not responding to me quickly enough. 252 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:24,730 Wait. I want a Mom bell. 253 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,274 Oh, get your own! This is my Mom bell. 254 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,483 Not for long. 255 00:08:28,507 --> 00:08:29,944 Mommy! Help! 256 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,403 Are you not hearing this horrible loud ringing? 257 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,988 It's really unpleasant! 258 00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:35,240 While my mom realized her kids were out of control, 259 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:38,159 I was trying to take control of my social life. 260 00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:39,995 Thanks for coming. How are the refreshments? 261 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,288 He took my Capri Sun. 262 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,081 Only to wash down your cookie. 263 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,082 Why are we here? 264 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,001 I was about to ask the same thing. 265 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,294 There are like 10 other rooms in this house, Dad. 266 00:08:48,318 --> 00:08:50,630 You can go anytime. You called my bluff. 267 00:08:50,654 --> 00:08:53,591 We're here to find common ground between all my friends. 268 00:08:53,615 --> 00:08:55,594 JC, you're the epitome of cool. 269 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,263 It's obvious, but I do like to hear it out loud. 270 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,682 A‐And, Dave Kim, you're the epitome of... 271 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,142 What? Say it. 272 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,352 I'll say it. Loser. Putz. Schmuck. 273 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:08,149 Dork. Doof. Dink. Schmo. Dingus. Goober. 274 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,942 We get it, Don Rickles. Dorf. 275 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:13,219 Anyway, help me find the overlap between both of your interests. 276 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:15,447 Ew, bro! Unh‐unh. 277 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,323 His circle shouldn't touch my circle. 278 00:09:17,347 --> 00:09:18,826 But maybe it can. 279 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,661 JC, what's something you think is fun? 280 00:09:20,684 --> 00:09:22,038 Shoving a twerp in a locker 281 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,538 and then pouring Pepsi in the slots. 282 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:24,623 It was a Mr. Pibb. 283 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:25,666 I know what I poured. 284 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,792 Let's keep trying. 285 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,001 So we set out to list 286 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,086 everything cool kids and geeks like. 287 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:31,254 Falkor The Luck Dragon. 288 00:09:31,278 --> 00:09:32,881 Casually mooning an old‐folks bus? 289 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,009 The peaceful din of an empty room. 290 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,470 Creating a woman in a computer program to give you compliments. 291 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,221 Throwing javelins at trees. 292 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,389 Guests who know when they've outstayed their welcome. 293 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:43,517 Video games. Comics. "Star Wars." 294 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:45,186 Great white sharks. Snow leopards. 295 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,312 Kodiak bears! What is this again? 296 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,481 We're naming apex predators. No, we're not. 297 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,484 Eventually, we found tons of stuff in common. 298 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,903 We got pizza, Arnold Schwarzenegger, 299 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,153 and bumper cars. 300 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:56,654 But here's the test. 301 00:09:56,678 --> 00:10:01,576 JC, how would you feel about eating pizza with Dave Kim 302 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,580 while talking about Arnold and bumper cars? 303 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,623 It's not terrible. 304 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:06,791 That's the spirit! 305 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:07,917 And Dave Kim? 306 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,168 I guess I'm open to it. 307 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,128 We did it! Best friend punch! 308 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,611 Ow! This is for school? 309 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,177 It was lunchtime, 310 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,346 and Operation Make All My Friends Be Friends was a go. 311 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,597 Aha! Sweet! New giant cool‐kid table. 312 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:25,558 Actually, JC, this is a combined table for all my friends. 313 00:10:25,582 --> 00:10:27,644 I believe you already know Dave Kim. 314 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,647 Oh, yeah! The guy with all the birds! 315 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:30,730 Not even a little. 316 00:10:30,754 --> 00:10:31,899 It's something to talk about. 317 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,818 And while you're catching up ‐‐ pizza? 318 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,365 Adam, w‐why are you trying so hard 319 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,575 to bring everyone together? 320 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,952 I love spending time with you and your friends, 321 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,287 but I miss my old friends. 322 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,413 There's got to be a way I can have it all, 323 00:10:47,437 --> 00:10:48,499 like Melanie Griffith in "Working Girl." 324 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,334 That's sweet. And weird. 325 00:10:50,357 --> 00:10:52,378 Yeah, how's that pepperoni treating you? 326 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,130 I didn't get a slice. I just got elbowed in the head. 327 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,715 Corbett, did you take four slices? 328 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,716 It's the only way to make a double‐decker pizza sandwich. 329 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,302 Can we just go now? 330 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,428 Yes! Thanks for asking. 331 00:11:02,452 --> 00:11:03,889 No! We're bonding. 332 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,640 And it's time for phase two: 333 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,183 How about that "Terminator"? 334 00:11:07,207 --> 00:11:09,102 Pretty cool, right? Schwarzenegger rules. 335 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,145 I have a "Terminator" bedspread. 336 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,813 Nice, Bird Guy. 337 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,481 From now on, I'm gonna call you "Bedspread." 338 00:11:13,505 --> 00:11:14,817 It's working! 339 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,192 You know, I like Arnold's muscles. 340 00:11:16,216 --> 00:11:18,070 They remind me of my muscles. 341 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,572 I like the theme of the movie ‐‐ explosions. 342 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,533 You think the theme of "Terminator" is explosions? 343 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,577 And sending your dad back in time to bone your mom. 344 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,203 The theme is that everybody has the ability 345 00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:28,455 to defeat their own fate. 346 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:31,250 Don't tell me how to interpret narrative motifs. 347 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,293 Adam, maybe it's time to call this? 348 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,086 Or maybe it's time for more snacks. 349 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:38,048 I'll be back with more pizza. 350 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,384 Wait. Was that your Arnold Schwarzenegger impression? 351 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,427 I can do better. I'd hope so. 352 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,596 'Cause that sucked. Now say Arnold's line from "Commando." 353 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,639 Remember when I said 354 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,057 I'd kill you last? I lied. 355 00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:50,936 Wha‐‐ That's so terrible. 356 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,645 You shame the Austrian people. 357 00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:54,899 Well, you kind of brought them together. 358 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,484 Not how I pictured it happening, but a win's a win. 359 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,070 While my bad impression had good results, 360 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,615 my mom's bad habits had only gotten worse. 361 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,741 Ginzy, I need to borrow your Cuisinart. 362 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,576 I‐I can't in good conscience. 363 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,702 I'll find it. 364 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,248 What the... 365 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,125 Your child knows how to vacuum? 366 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,168 Try and stop me. 367 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,253 The home is a reflection of all of us. 368 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,713 Barry and Erica just keep throwing Nerds candies 369 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,174 in my path so I'm never quite done. 370 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,509 Look, Mom, the pears ripened, just like you promised! 371 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:24,970 Well, what are you waiting for? 372 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,471 Core those suckers and make a cobbler! 373 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,514 Oh, way ahead of ya. 374 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:28,890 Already preheating the oven to "yum." 375 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,142 Chad cooks? 376 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,476 We cook together. 377 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,145 I find it's a great time for us to catch up and reconnect. 378 00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:36,148 Speaking of, how's your tennis elbow, Mom? 379 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,607 Oh, much better. Thanks for asking, hon. 380 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,735 I meant to ask an hour ago. 381 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,111 Life moves so fast. 382 00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:44,530 Damn it, I want this. Tell me how. 383 00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:46,991 Wait. You're asking me for parenting advice? 384 00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:48,994 I know it's insane, 385 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:52,748 but I thought I wanted my children to be babies forever. 386 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,625 But now I know what I want 387 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,543 is to have adult, respectful relationships, 388 00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,296 like the kind you have with your kids. 389 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,881 Well, right now, you're indulging their every whim, 390 00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:03,801 and they're taking advantage of you. 391 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,928 You need to set limits, establish rules, 392 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,347 and most of all, give them some responsibilities. 393 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:12,518 But Barry says responsibilities hurt his hugging arms. 394 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,852 The next time he says that, you say, 395 00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:18,274 "The seed you plant today becomes a flower tomorrow." 396 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,734 I don't care about gardening, Ginzy. 397 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,735 That's why I threw out your gardening gloves. 398 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:24,613 Then when they act out, you say, 399 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,865 "Let's reconnect after you've calmed down." 400 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,783 Look... 401 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,411 here's a list of helpful phrases. 402 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,996 "I appreciate your understanding"? 403 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:37,750 "Let's approach this from a place of mutual respect"? 404 00:13:37,774 --> 00:13:40,879 "This feels like a learning opportunity." 405 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,297 This crap works? 406 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,716 See for yourself. 407 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,966 Mm. Just 'cause. 408 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,427 I'm borrowing this instead. 409 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,971 As my mom planned to steer her kids in a new direction, 410 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,347 I knew one more thing 411 00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:53,142 that would drive my friends closer together. 412 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,309 Who's ready for bumper cars?! 413 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,438 Not me. My mom was recently in a minor car accident. 414 00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,149 This brings it all back. 415 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,567 Aw, I'll be right here, Bedspread. 416 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,195 Look at them. The best of friends. 417 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,613 I really did it. 418 00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:09,073 Are you sure bumper cars are a good idea? 419 00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:10,491 Seems like kind of a violent activity 420 00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:12,619 for groups that are notoriously unkind to each other. 421 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:15,246 Violently delightful. Everyone loves bumper cars. 422 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,750 But this wasn't bumper cars. 423 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,543 It was a full‐blown demolition derby. 424 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,503 Hey! Take it easy! 425 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,755 She's showing weakness! Bash her more! Hey! 426 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,758 Turns out bringing cool kids and geeks together 427 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,301 was bumpier than I expected. 428 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,845 JC, you know me! I'm Bedspread! 429 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,037 Sorry, bro. 430 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,432 This is just assault. 431 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,684 Guys, stop! We're all friends here! 432 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,019 But we're clearly not. 433 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,022 I felt my brain bang against my skull! 434 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,523 I thought it would be fun 435 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,192 for all the people in my life to come together. 436 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,359 Maybe for you. 437 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,610 What are you doing? 438 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,071 Making it easier for you. 439 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,429 Just be with them 'cause you're definitely not one of us. 440 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,993 There, there. 441 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,702 While my plan hit a roadblock, 442 00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:57,706 my mom was ready for a new path with Barry and Erica. 443 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,500 Mommy! Her foot touched my foot! 444 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,875 Is there a problem? 445 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:03,504 There wasn't until Barry interrupted my basement nap. 446 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,298 Yeah, because I also prefer to nap underground. 447 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,883 It's called "groundhog style," and it's everything to me. 448 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,301 So get your own couch! 449 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,803 Oh, good idea. Mom, get me another couch. 450 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,304 This was it. 451 00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:15,307 My mom could either keep indulging her terrible kids 452 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,058 or take Ginzy's approach. 453 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,269 I understand your request, 454 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,772 but I'm confident you can take care of it yourself. 455 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,606 That's the opposite of what I want. 456 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:25,484 Just haul the upstairs couch down here. 457 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,528 I bet it would be even more satisfying 458 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:28,778 if you did it yourself. 459 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,447 Why would I want to move a couch? 460 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,157 That sounds heavy and boring. 461 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,951 Geez, Mom, just shove it down the stairs. 462 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,244 Gravity does most of the work. 463 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,578 I can see this is frustrating for you. 464 00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:39,914 Let's revisit when you've calmed down. 465 00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:42,543 I'll be calm when I have my couch. 466 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:43,961 Why are you being like this? 467 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,338 Because I am trying to have an adult relationship. 468 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,673 Adult to adult: 469 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,884 take the cushions off first, it'll make it a lot lighter. 470 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,846 I know I've indulged you, but I want something different now. 471 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,596 I want to talk as equals. 472 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,765 Maybe while one of you vacuums the stairs 473 00:15:57,789 --> 00:15:59,893 and the other one bakes a pear cobbler. 474 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,812 Oh, now I want you to make a cobbler. 475 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,897 With ice cream. And cookies. 476 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,023 And drizzle on some fudge. 477 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,649 That's not even a cobbler anymore. 478 00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:07,673 You'll figure it out. 479 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,195 Get the out of my house. 480 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,529 Whoa! Whoa! 481 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,865 And go where? 482 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,073 That sounds like a problem 483 00:16:14,097 --> 00:16:17,870 you adults can figure out yourselves. 484 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,913 It doesn't matter what's on top! 485 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,414 It's still a cobbler! 486 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,438 Ow! 487 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,003 After failing to bring my friends together, 488 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,754 I ended up friendless. 489 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:28,590 It was shaping up to be the worst school year ever. 490 00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:30,465 Gah! You're so quiet. 491 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,216 I learned to be quiet on the golf course. 492 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,427 Any noise screws up people's backswings 493 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,763 and alerts swamp monsters to your location. 494 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,347 I hope you were compensated well. 495 00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:39,975 Nope. So, what's your deal? 496 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,769 I lost all my old dorky friends 'cause I'm wildly cool now. 497 00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:47,191 Adam, you will always and forever be a nerd. 498 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,649 Can I say that? I'm not loving it. 499 00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:50,360 Still, come with me. 500 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,279 Climb this rope. 501 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,823 How's a demonstration of my physical dominance gonna help? 502 00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,033 Humor me. 503 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,369 Whatever. See you at the top. 504 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,163 Sure, I'd never reached the top before, 505 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,289 but this year was different. 506 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,583 I'd come a long way 507 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,126 from being an unathletic, scrawny geek. 508 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,880 I could dominate this rope. I was a legend. 509 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,131 Am I there? 510 00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:12,434 You're right where you should be. 511 00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:15,051 I don't get it. 512 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,970 If I'm not ripped, why did the mailman say, 513 00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:18,137 "Looking good, little man"? 514 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,722 Yeah, he's just a weirdo. 515 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:23,894 Wait, so if I'm not as buff and rad as I thought I was 516 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,896 and I'm not a dork anymore, what am I? 517 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,856 You're a little bit of everything. 518 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,107 Now I'm super confused. 519 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,152 In high school, you feel like 520 00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:34,863 you can only be one thing or belong to one group. 521 00:17:34,886 --> 00:17:36,240 But as you get older, 522 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,825 you can be lots of things to lots of people. 523 00:17:38,848 --> 00:17:42,019 And once you realize that, the whole world opens up for you. 524 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,541 So I can have cool friends and nerd friends? 525 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,169 You can even have friends that are guidance counselors. 526 00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:51,630 I'd like that. Thanks, John. 527 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,631 Nope. Go back. 528 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,633 That does not make my ears feel good. 529 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,051 As Mr. Glascott reminded me I could be anything, 530 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,346 my mom was scared she'd only ever be one thing. 531 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,391 Any idea why Erica's sitting out on the front lawn 532 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,933 and Barry's up in a tree? 533 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,269 I kicked them out. 534 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,478 Eh, works for me. 535 00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:09,439 I was trying to end the Great Regression, 536 00:18:09,462 --> 00:18:12,608 but Ginzy's phrases didn't work, 537 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,362 and then they refused to make me a cobbler 538 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,137 when I wouldn't move a couch. 539 00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:21,492 I have no idea what any of that means, but I do know that 540 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,121 when our children stay home too long, they turn into morons. 541 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,705 And it's my fault. 542 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,833 Our whole relationship is based on me 543 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,085 indulging them their entire lives. 544 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,878 'Cause I thought that's what a good mama did. 545 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,549 But now that they're older, I just ‐‐ I want something more. 546 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,343 Tell 'em that. 547 00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:40,261 I tried, but it didn't work, 548 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,930 and then I threw them out on the street. 549 00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:44,182 Well, then keep trying. 550 00:18:44,205 --> 00:18:46,643 You deserve to have the relationship you want 551 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:47,685 with your kids. 552 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,520 You think? 553 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,230 I know. 554 00:18:50,253 --> 00:18:54,401 Now, go outside and get Barry before he falls on his head. 555 00:18:56,719 --> 00:19:00,281 Sometimes, we can indulge the people we love so much 556 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,701 it's hard to see we're holding them back. 557 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,702 Hey. Hey. 558 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,913 Look, I'm sorry I kicked you out. 559 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,207 We're sorry, too. 560 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,542 You do so much for us, 561 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,878 and it was wrong to take advantage of your love. 562 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,088 You will always be my babies. 563 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,173 But I'd really like to try something new. 564 00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:22,179 Way ahead of you. 565 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,846 I cut down most of the Kremps' pear tree 566 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,348 while we were homeless. 567 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,601 You mind if we chat while we make you a cobbler? 568 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,394 Yeah, like, what's your story? 569 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:33,981 My story is that I am the luckiest mom in the world. 570 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,403 Sure, it can be scary to change something 571 00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:40,614 that's been the same for a long time. 572 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,115 Oh, hey. Come to invite us to group dodgeball? 573 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,660 Or a wedgie tournament? 574 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,619 Or throw my glasses in that long urinal 575 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,038 where you sometimes touch shoulders with strangers? 576 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,124 I'm really sorry for forcing you to do things 577 00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:52,792 you weren't comfortable with. 578 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,002 But you all mean the world to me, 579 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:59,508 and I guess what I'm trying to say is... 580 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,230 Oh, man, I just learned the one thing. 581 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,941 You'll catch up. 582 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,359 In the end, when we change who we are, 583 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:22,154 it doesn't mean we lose who we were or who we care about. 584 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,906 And through all those changes, 585 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,201 the people who love us will always be there. 586 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,328 Truth is, we never stop growing up. 587 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,374 Everyone just does it at their own speed. 588 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,375 Yeah, I'd come a long way since I was a freshman. 589 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,794 It was my senior year, 590 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,255 and it was gonna be different for all of us. 591 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,507 But one thing was for sure ‐‐ 592 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,659 I couldn't wait for the adventure to begin. 593 00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,346 Come on, Adam. 594 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,563 Hey, notice anything different? 595 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,355 You're wearing roller skates? 596 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,151 Inspired by your radical change, I decided to change myself. 597 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,818 Now I'm Mr. Glascott 598 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,778 the roller‐skating guidance counselor. 599 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:03,803 Check out my moves. 600 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,741 That's okay, I guess. 601 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,076 You guess? 602 00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:09,911 It took me three days to learn that. 603 00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:11,203 I just don't see how roller‐skating 604 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,705 is gonna help you relate to students any better. 605 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,856 Watch and learn. Give me a little help here. 606 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,298 Super‐cool guidance counselor coming through! 607 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,782 That's why you start with a necklace.