1 00:01:38,325 --> 00:01:41,325 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:27,723 Hi! 3 00:02:27,757 --> 00:02:30,292 I'm Carla. 4 00:02:32,594 --> 00:02:34,597 Well, I'm 31 from California. 5 00:02:38,066 --> 00:02:40,002 I like photography, 6 00:02:42,572 --> 00:02:43,572 singing, 7 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:45,675 travel. 8 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,576 I love to travel. 9 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:48,610 I love to laugh. 10 00:02:49,746 --> 00:02:51,212 So I'm guess I'm looking for someone 11 00:02:51,246 --> 00:02:55,918 that's funny, who has a great sense of humor. 12 00:02:55,951 --> 00:02:58,152 Oh, but most importantly, 13 00:02:58,186 --> 00:03:02,290 he has to be strong and confident 14 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:05,060 and know exactly what he wants. 15 00:03:05,995 --> 00:03:07,462 Someone who could rescue me 16 00:03:07,497 --> 00:03:09,632 from a burning building, you know? 17 00:03:11,668 --> 00:03:14,135 But not just physically strong. 18 00:03:14,169 --> 00:03:15,370 He has to be- 19 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:24,312 Hi, my name is Mary. 20 00:03:24,346 --> 00:03:25,981 I'm from Portland 21 00:03:26,014 --> 00:03:28,349 and this is Benedict. 22 00:03:28,384 --> 00:03:29,586 Hi. 23 00:03:29,618 --> 00:03:31,486 My name is Benedict 24 00:03:31,521 --> 00:03:33,889 and I'm from the south of England 25 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,425 and I came to live- 26 00:03:38,895 --> 00:03:39,695 Oh. 27 00:03:39,728 --> 00:03:40,862 Oh! 28 00:03:40,896 --> 00:03:42,097 Hi! 29 00:03:42,129 --> 00:03:43,031 I'm Susan. 30 00:03:43,066 --> 00:03:44,433 I'm from South Dakota. 31 00:03:45,735 --> 00:03:47,971 Thanks for watching my tape. 32 00:03:48,003 --> 00:03:49,371 This feels so cheesy. 33 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:51,849 But I guess if you're watching this 34 00:03:51,873 --> 00:03:53,742 you're probably okay with cheesy, so. 35 00:03:54,743 --> 00:03:56,211 I love movies. 36 00:03:56,243 --> 00:03:57,913 Every kind of movie really. 37 00:03:57,947 --> 00:04:00,849 Horror, sci-fi, romance. 38 00:04:00,883 --> 00:04:03,051 Yeah, to me there's just nothing better 39 00:04:03,086 --> 00:04:05,420 than snuggling up with your partner 40 00:04:05,455 --> 00:04:06,556 and putting in a tape. 41 00:04:08,091 --> 00:04:08,890 Yeah, I don't know. 42 00:04:08,925 --> 00:04:09,725 There's just something about 43 00:04:09,759 --> 00:04:10,902 that shared experience that I love 44 00:04:10,926 --> 00:04:12,762 and so I'm looking for someone to... 45 00:04:13,763 --> 00:04:16,298 Well, I'm looking for someone to share that with. 46 00:04:16,331 --> 00:04:21,336 Um, yeah, someone who is kind, gentle, caring, 47 00:04:22,404 --> 00:04:25,339 who will remind me that everything is going to be okay 48 00:04:25,374 --> 00:04:28,711 and someone that will be there for me no matter what. 49 00:04:31,514 --> 00:04:35,084 Oh, and he can't live in his parent's basement. 50 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:10,317 And his wife, Patsy. 51 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:12,220 They're part of a family ministry 52 00:05:12,254 --> 00:05:15,223 that was inspired by God over 20 years ago 53 00:05:15,257 --> 00:05:18,161 to develop a Christian interdenominational center 54 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:19,728 that has since developed into 55 00:05:19,762 --> 00:05:22,297 the beautiful Singing River Ranch. 56 00:05:22,329 --> 00:05:23,899 Glenn and his professional- 57 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:26,300 Mom, can I get you anything? 58 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:27,637 Hmm? 59 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:29,271 Do you want any lunch? 60 00:05:30,105 --> 00:05:31,106 Macaroni. 61 00:05:31,139 --> 00:05:32,250 Blessed that God has provided 62 00:05:32,274 --> 00:05:34,043 one of the most magnificent settings 63 00:05:34,076 --> 00:05:36,512 of pure Rocky Mountain beauty. 64 00:05:50,593 --> 00:05:52,226 Secretly recorded conversation. 65 00:05:52,259 --> 00:05:53,463 Now I know that 66 00:05:53,495 --> 00:05:57,766 I did not say what they're- 67 00:06:00,168 --> 00:06:02,404 A mountain. 68 00:06:03,805 --> 00:06:05,942 A mountain is many things. 69 00:06:07,877 --> 00:06:09,678 Forests soaring free. 70 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:14,649 Rock in staggering shapes and sizes. 71 00:06:15,685 --> 00:06:19,122 Water resting for a moment in little pools. 72 00:06:20,389 --> 00:06:22,524 I can eat my own goddamn food. 73 00:06:26,562 --> 00:06:29,398 Or pausing to nurture flowers 74 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:30,733 of myriad variety. 75 00:06:33,069 --> 00:06:34,069 Mom. 76 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:37,673 A mountain is weather in primitive form. 77 00:06:37,706 --> 00:06:39,274 Goddamn it, Frank! 78 00:06:41,244 --> 00:06:43,946 Mom, I'm David. 79 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:46,481 I know damn well who you are. 80 00:06:47,617 --> 00:06:48,683 Here. 81 00:06:48,718 --> 00:06:50,052 Let me help. 82 00:06:50,086 --> 00:06:51,387 Please. 83 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:52,721 Striking the nearest 84 00:06:52,754 --> 00:06:54,757 of the Earth's surfaces. 85 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:56,658 It's okay. 86 00:06:56,692 --> 00:07:00,362 The mountain is life in beautiful form. 87 00:07:00,396 --> 00:07:02,064 Yeah, that a girl. 88 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:00,923 It is February 20th, 1962 89 00:08:00,956 --> 00:08:03,291 and today, if all goes well, 90 00:08:03,326 --> 00:08:06,062 the men here will launch an American astronaut 91 00:08:06,095 --> 00:08:08,029 into orbit around the world 92 00:08:08,064 --> 00:08:09,632 in a spacecraft which he- 93 00:08:09,665 --> 00:08:11,466 Views around the world 94 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,704 on three continents and on islands, 95 00:08:14,737 --> 00:08:16,137 in ships and planes 96 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:19,875 and lands where it's summer and tomorrow is near. 97 00:08:19,908 --> 00:08:21,343 He lands where it is winter 98 00:08:21,377 --> 00:08:26,382 and his day is just beginning. 99 00:08:28,084 --> 00:08:29,285 Wow! 100 00:08:29,317 --> 00:08:30,586 So pick up a handful 101 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:33,522 of good old Rock Creek Park dirt. 102 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,792 It might have come all the way from Africa. 103 00:08:36,826 --> 00:08:37,626 Wow! 104 00:08:37,659 --> 00:08:39,061 Or it might have come from 105 00:08:39,095 --> 00:08:40,730 the bottom of the sea. 106 00:08:40,763 --> 00:08:41,630 Wow! 107 00:08:41,663 --> 00:08:43,599 Hey, can I come back tomorrow? 108 00:08:43,633 --> 00:08:45,201 I'm gonna bring all my friends. 109 00:09:02,317 --> 00:09:04,486 Welcome to Video Rendezvous. 110 00:09:04,519 --> 00:09:07,056 If you have a touch tone phone press one 111 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:09,658 to speak to your Rendezvous specialist. 112 00:09:09,692 --> 00:09:12,193 If you have a rotary phone, dial seven. 113 00:09:14,864 --> 00:09:16,240 Thank you for calling Video Rendezvous. 114 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,198 This is Diane. 115 00:09:17,232 --> 00:09:18,433 How can I help you? 116 00:09:18,466 --> 00:09:19,268 Hi, Diane. 117 00:09:19,302 --> 00:09:21,136 It's me, David. 118 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,138 I was wondering- 119 00:09:22,171 --> 00:09:24,774 May I have your Rendezvous ID number, please? 120 00:09:24,807 --> 00:09:25,740 Oh, right. 121 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,543 Yeah, it's 159017. 122 00:09:31,013 --> 00:09:32,213 Great. 123 00:09:32,248 --> 00:09:34,488 Just give me a moment to pull up your Rendezvous profile. 124 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:43,591 Here we are. 125 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,360 And what can I do for you today? 126 00:09:45,394 --> 00:09:47,263 Yeah, I was wondering if I've had 127 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,298 any matches since last time I called. 128 00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:52,436 Hmm, I'm sorry, sir, 129 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,470 but it looks as though no one has requested 130 00:09:54,503 --> 00:09:56,405 to connect with you yet. 131 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,440 Oh. 132 00:09:59,274 --> 00:10:02,510 Is it common for matches to take this long? 133 00:10:02,544 --> 00:10:04,380 Well, it's not uncommon. 134 00:10:04,413 --> 00:10:07,615 Finding the right person isn't an exact science. 135 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,985 However, 136 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:12,798 I'm seeing here that you haven't 137 00:10:12,822 --> 00:10:15,791 updated your video profile in about six months. 138 00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,403 Perhaps it's time for you to come back down 139 00:10:17,427 --> 00:10:18,626 and record a new one. 140 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,996 Getting a fresh tape into circulation can help. 141 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,902 Mom, I gotta run a quick errand. 142 00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:28,504 I'll be gone for about an hour. 143 00:10:28,537 --> 00:10:29,739 You be okay here? 144 00:10:31,307 --> 00:10:32,307 Great. 145 00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:34,275 That's our news for now. 146 00:10:34,309 --> 00:10:35,110 Thanks for watching. 147 00:10:35,144 --> 00:10:36,011 We'll see you tonight 148 00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:37,524 at 10:00 o'clock for the late edition. 149 00:10:43,119 --> 00:10:44,586 Well, alrighty. 150 00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:48,823 Sit up nice and tall. 151 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:49,959 Shoulders back. 152 00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:53,863 Why don't you give us your best smile? 153 00:10:57,932 --> 00:10:58,734 I can do this. 154 00:10:58,768 --> 00:10:59,567 I can do this. 155 00:10:59,601 --> 00:11:00,870 Okay, okay. 156 00:11:00,903 --> 00:11:02,405 Ready. 157 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:07,643 Hi. 158 00:11:07,676 --> 00:11:09,446 I'm David. 159 00:11:09,479 --> 00:11:12,881 I'm 40 years young. 160 00:11:12,914 --> 00:11:14,850 And um... 161 00:11:14,884 --> 00:11:17,787 Shoot, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 162 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,187 I live with my mother. 163 00:11:20,423 --> 00:11:21,756 She's 73. 164 00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:24,394 She has dementia 165 00:11:24,427 --> 00:11:26,327 and she needs 24 hour care. 166 00:11:27,696 --> 00:11:29,764 But I like being there for her 167 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,735 'cause, well I like being a caregiver. 168 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:38,006 I think I've always had an inclination 169 00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:40,809 to care for others because of my father. 170 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:45,213 He believed that we should all be kind to each other, 171 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,451 that without kindness, 172 00:11:47,484 --> 00:11:48,984 the world would get nowhere. 173 00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:54,123 So, I'm hoping to find someone to share that with. 174 00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:56,892 Someone I can care for. 175 00:11:56,926 --> 00:11:58,427 Someone who could care for me. 176 00:12:00,162 --> 00:12:04,232 Someone I can give myself to completely. 177 00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:08,169 I'm looking for a deep connection 178 00:12:09,071 --> 00:12:12,707 based in love and mutual respect 179 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:15,910 and ultimately, in happiness. 180 00:12:17,879 --> 00:12:20,615 So, if you're out there watching this 181 00:12:21,518 --> 00:12:22,851 and you feel the same way, 182 00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:26,654 gosh, I'd love to meet you, 183 00:12:27,690 --> 00:12:28,690 whoever you are. 184 00:12:31,025 --> 00:12:32,227 Alrighty. 185 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:33,229 Good job. 186 00:12:33,261 --> 00:12:34,563 The only problem is these videos 187 00:12:34,597 --> 00:12:36,365 are only about 30 seconds long. 188 00:12:36,399 --> 00:12:37,665 So why don't you try it again 189 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:40,403 and keep it within that 30 second time frame? 190 00:12:40,437 --> 00:12:42,004 30 seconds? 191 00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:44,573 The tapes I've watched seem much longer than that. 192 00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:48,309 Women get more time than the men do. 193 00:12:48,344 --> 00:12:50,145 Men only typically get about 30 seconds 194 00:12:50,178 --> 00:12:51,856 just because there's a hell of a lot more guys 195 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,649 that come in here than girls. 196 00:12:53,682 --> 00:12:55,683 Oh, that makes sense. 197 00:12:55,717 --> 00:12:56,717 Okay. 198 00:12:59,523 --> 00:13:01,423 Hi, I'm David. 199 00:13:01,457 --> 00:13:04,427 I'm 40 years old and I live with my mother 200 00:13:05,562 --> 00:13:07,397 who has dementia. 201 00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:09,899 I'm looking for someone to take care of me. 202 00:13:11,232 --> 00:13:13,636 I like taking care of women. 203 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:17,105 I mean, so we can take care of each other. 204 00:13:17,139 --> 00:13:19,674 We can um... 205 00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:23,812 Kindness is really important to me. 206 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,515 I think the world should be a better place. 207 00:13:28,451 --> 00:13:32,254 Loneliness is... 208 00:13:32,288 --> 00:13:33,557 Uh... 209 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:38,126 I really wanna meet someone, anyone really, 210 00:13:38,159 --> 00:13:40,496 who's out there that might wanna meet me. 211 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,498 And cut. 212 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:42,798 Hey, that was fantastic. 213 00:13:42,831 --> 00:13:43,966 You are a real catch. 214 00:13:43,999 --> 00:13:46,335 You're gonna make some girl very happy someday. 215 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,368 Next! 216 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,173 Great! 217 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,707 So, there's your card back 218 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:55,110 and I'll just need your signature right there. 219 00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:59,548 You know, in case you're ever famous someday. 220 00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:03,885 I have some women from my last set of tapes 221 00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:05,522 that I'd like to try and match with. 222 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,489 Oh, great. 223 00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:08,166 Great, well I'll get these submitted for you. 224 00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:09,426 But, in the meantime, 225 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,660 I've got a whole new slew of great new videos 226 00:14:11,695 --> 00:14:13,761 picked out just for you. 227 00:14:13,796 --> 00:14:15,898 Let's see. There's Karen from Ohio. 228 00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:16,999 She's a writer. 229 00:14:17,032 --> 00:14:19,335 And then I've got Sarah. 230 00:14:19,368 --> 00:14:22,071 She's a doctor, very successful. 231 00:14:22,104 --> 00:14:23,304 And then I've got- 232 00:14:23,338 --> 00:14:24,373 I'll take the set. 233 00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:25,508 Thank you. 234 00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:26,808 Wonderful. 235 00:14:26,841 --> 00:14:29,043 And, you know, I've been thinking, 236 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,913 have you tried to match me with anyone- 237 00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:31,913 Thank you for calling Video Rendezvous. 238 00:14:31,947 --> 00:14:33,948 This is Diane. How can I help you? 239 00:14:35,552 --> 00:14:36,552 Uh-huh. 240 00:14:37,352 --> 00:14:38,352 Oh, uh-huh. 241 00:14:42,124 --> 00:14:43,124 Right. 242 00:14:44,025 --> 00:14:46,428 Oh. 243 00:14:46,462 --> 00:14:47,462 Uh-huh. 244 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,033 Oh, that's fantastic. 245 00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:54,671 Right, right. 246 00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:21,864 Right, right. 247 00:16:17,086 --> 00:16:18,587 Hi! I'm Andy. 248 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,657 Thanks for being here today. 249 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,392 Well, let's cut to the chase. 250 00:16:22,424 --> 00:16:24,626 I'm here to be your friend. 251 00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:25,661 How's that sound? 252 00:16:28,597 --> 00:16:30,399 All right, that's great! 253 00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:31,668 Well, I am excited. 254 00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:34,571 I am really excited. 255 00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:37,506 I mean, I gotta be honest with you here, 256 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,475 I have been waiting for this moment 257 00:16:39,509 --> 00:16:42,043 for what feels like forever. 258 00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:45,581 And gosh, I am just so pleased 259 00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:48,717 that you decided to take this journey with me. 260 00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:50,620 We're gonna get to know each other. 261 00:16:50,653 --> 00:16:53,288 We're gonna talk about whatever you want. 262 00:16:53,322 --> 00:16:55,057 But more than anything, 263 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:57,460 we're gonna have some fun. 264 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,094 And hopefully it's the start 265 00:16:59,128 --> 00:17:01,296 of a beautiful relationship. 266 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,330 What do you say? 267 00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:08,237 I know, I know. 268 00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:16,644 Mom. 269 00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:27,055 Mom! 270 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,990 Mom, are you okay? 271 00:17:29,023 --> 00:17:31,760 Goddamn pice of shit door! 272 00:17:31,795 --> 00:17:32,595 Here, here. 273 00:17:32,628 --> 00:17:33,496 Let me. 274 00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:34,328 Easy. 275 00:17:34,363 --> 00:17:35,363 Easy, easy. 276 00:17:50,011 --> 00:17:52,980 Hey, Mom, what the heck were you doing? 277 00:17:53,015 --> 00:17:55,116 I wanna go on a fucking walk. 278 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:55,951 Okay. 279 00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:56,983 I mean, what were you... 280 00:18:01,088 --> 00:18:02,088 Hey. 281 00:18:03,593 --> 00:18:04,727 Let's watch a movie. 282 00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:11,767 Hmm. 283 00:18:31,353 --> 00:18:32,955 Wow! 284 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,656 I don't believe you. 285 00:18:37,426 --> 00:18:38,703 Man, they always say friendships 286 00:18:38,728 --> 00:18:40,630 are full of surprises but boy! 287 00:18:53,977 --> 00:18:56,144 Here we go, Mom. 288 00:19:00,549 --> 00:19:01,549 Oh! 289 00:19:02,451 --> 00:19:04,586 I just love this movie. 290 00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:10,291 Frank and I took David to see this movie 291 00:19:10,325 --> 00:19:11,493 when he was a baby. 292 00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:16,265 My sweetie David didn't make a peep. 293 00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:19,736 He watched the whole movie. 294 00:19:22,005 --> 00:19:25,240 Of course, I could never get tired of it either. 295 00:19:27,609 --> 00:19:28,644 Cary Grant. 296 00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,114 I swell up just looking at him. 297 00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:42,025 Well, I can't say I feel the same way about Cary Grant. 298 00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:44,594 But this movie always made me think of my mom. 299 00:19:46,695 --> 00:19:47,695 She loved it too. 300 00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,075 Somebody must've stolen one of his crown jewels. 301 00:19:51,098 --> 00:19:52,134 Shall we announce you? 302 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,135 Oh, no, no. I'll blow my own horns. 303 00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:54,971 Bruce, you'd better wait here. 304 00:19:55,003 --> 00:19:56,806 I'll be back in 10 minutes. 305 00:19:56,838 --> 00:19:58,373 Even 10 minutes is a long time 306 00:19:58,407 --> 00:19:59,409 to be away from you. 307 00:20:01,276 --> 00:20:02,811 What did you say? 308 00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,346 What? 309 00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:06,280 Well-Go on. 310 00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:08,817 Go ahead. 311 00:20:08,851 --> 00:20:10,385 I just said that even 10 minutes 312 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,153 is a long time to be away from you. 313 00:20:12,186 --> 00:20:13,890 I heard you the first time. I like it. 314 00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:15,490 That's why I asked you to say it again. 315 00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:17,926 I can stand being spoiled a little. 316 00:20:17,961 --> 00:20:19,438 The gentleman I'm going to have a chat with 317 00:20:19,461 --> 00:20:20,295 did very little spoiling. 318 00:20:20,328 --> 00:20:23,298 All right, here we go, Mom. 319 00:20:23,332 --> 00:20:24,332 Easy. 320 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:26,736 There you go. 321 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:47,955 That's it. 322 00:20:59,535 --> 00:21:00,936 Goodnight, Mom. 323 00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:03,905 Goodnight, sweetie. 324 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,674 It's David. 325 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:30,224 Hi! I'm Andy. 326 00:22:30,258 --> 00:22:32,227 Thanks for being here today. 327 00:22:32,259 --> 00:22:33,996 Well, let's cut to the chase. 328 00:22:34,029 --> 00:22:36,263 I'm here to be your friend. 329 00:22:36,298 --> 00:22:37,133 How's that sound? 330 00:22:37,165 --> 00:22:39,134 Oh, that sounds great, Andy. 331 00:22:40,103 --> 00:22:42,137 All right, that's great! 332 00:22:42,171 --> 00:22:43,538 Well, I am excited. 333 00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:46,307 I am really excited. 334 00:22:46,340 --> 00:22:49,243 I mean, I gotta be honest with you here, 335 00:22:49,277 --> 00:22:51,180 I have been waiting for this moment 336 00:22:51,213 --> 00:22:53,750 for what feels like forever. 337 00:22:54,817 --> 00:22:57,318 And, gosh, I am just so pleased 338 00:22:57,352 --> 00:23:00,455 that you decided to take this journey with me. 339 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:02,356 We're gonna get to know each other. 340 00:23:02,391 --> 00:23:04,993 We're gonna talk about whatever you want. 341 00:23:05,027 --> 00:23:06,796 But more than anything, 342 00:23:06,828 --> 00:23:09,198 we're gonna have some fun. 343 00:23:09,231 --> 00:23:13,035 And hopefully, it's the start of a beautiful relationship. 344 00:23:13,068 --> 00:23:14,670 What do you say? 345 00:23:14,703 --> 00:23:16,638 Sounds fucking weird, Andy. 346 00:23:16,672 --> 00:23:18,173 Now, now, listen. 347 00:23:18,207 --> 00:23:19,407 I know what you're thinking. 348 00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:20,843 I know. 349 00:23:20,876 --> 00:23:23,846 And hey, this is a little weird for me too 350 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,313 'cause I've never done this either. 351 00:23:25,346 --> 00:23:27,281 So it's totally new for me. 352 00:23:27,315 --> 00:23:28,750 It's new for both of us. 353 00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:33,422 But I guess that just means we're in this together, right? 354 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,125 You've got my back and I've got yours. 355 00:23:36,159 --> 00:23:37,291 All right! 356 00:23:37,325 --> 00:23:39,828 So, let's just dive right in. 357 00:23:39,862 --> 00:23:41,963 Oh, where to start? 358 00:23:42,898 --> 00:23:43,799 I know! 359 00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:45,067 What is your name? 360 00:23:45,101 --> 00:23:46,736 Fuck you. That's my name. 361 00:23:46,769 --> 00:23:48,904 Oh. Yes! 362 00:23:48,938 --> 00:23:51,039 You know, your face totally says that. 363 00:23:51,073 --> 00:23:52,541 I can totally see it. 364 00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,411 Well, it's really nice to meet you. 365 00:23:55,443 --> 00:23:57,113 Where are you from? 366 00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:59,314 I was born in Lakewood 367 00:23:59,346 --> 00:24:01,951 but I live in Denver with Mom. 368 00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:04,452 Oh, what a beautiful area. 369 00:24:04,487 --> 00:24:06,221 You know, I have a friend from there. 370 00:24:06,255 --> 00:24:08,023 Yeah, it really is great. 371 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:11,426 Hey, can I take a look at your place? 372 00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,461 Uh, sure. Cool. 373 00:24:16,632 --> 00:24:17,933 Whoa. 374 00:24:19,634 --> 00:24:21,604 Whoa! 375 00:24:21,636 --> 00:24:24,372 Nice digs. 376 00:24:24,406 --> 00:24:26,608 Did you decorate everything yourself? 377 00:24:26,642 --> 00:24:28,778 Most of this stuff's my mom's. 378 00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:30,345 I think it looks great. 379 00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:34,817 You, you have got good taste, pal. 380 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:40,155 Okay, so let me tell you 381 00:24:40,189 --> 00:24:41,490 a little bit about myself. 382 00:24:42,924 --> 00:24:44,192 I'm from Davenport. 383 00:24:46,561 --> 00:24:48,663 I'm unemployed at the moment 384 00:24:48,698 --> 00:24:49,498 but it's fine though. 385 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:50,566 I have got lots of ideas 386 00:24:50,599 --> 00:24:52,000 on where to go from here. 387 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,568 Do you work? 388 00:24:53,603 --> 00:24:55,403 I have to stay at home 389 00:24:55,438 --> 00:24:57,740 and take care of my mom. 390 00:24:57,772 --> 00:25:02,244 But we do just fine on her social security. 391 00:25:02,278 --> 00:25:03,278 I hear you, man. 392 00:25:04,145 --> 00:25:05,145 I hear you. 393 00:25:05,981 --> 00:25:08,617 Did you know I lived at home most of my life? 394 00:25:08,651 --> 00:25:10,019 Yeah, it was tough. 395 00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:12,221 Especially when you have parents like mine. 396 00:25:13,823 --> 00:25:15,790 Like, you know the type, right? 397 00:25:15,825 --> 00:25:18,160 Overbearing and demanding, 398 00:25:18,193 --> 00:25:19,761 nothing's ever good enough. 399 00:25:20,962 --> 00:25:22,097 My mom... 400 00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:26,602 I love her but she was a battle ax, I'll tell you. 401 00:25:27,769 --> 00:25:30,071 She used to spank me so hard. 402 00:25:31,707 --> 00:25:33,976 One time she spanked me so hard 403 00:25:34,009 --> 00:25:35,644 I threw up on the carpet. 404 00:25:36,913 --> 00:25:39,981 And it was unbelievable what they got away with back then. 405 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,884 Amen, brother. 406 00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:43,095 It's a wonder I didn't turn out 407 00:25:43,118 --> 00:25:45,186 to be some sort of disturbed maniac. 408 00:25:47,022 --> 00:25:47,923 Anyway, listen. 409 00:25:47,957 --> 00:25:50,759 I am just totally rambling on over here. 410 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:53,496 What were your parents like? 411 00:25:55,398 --> 00:25:59,669 Well my Dad, Frank, was a jazz musician actually. 412 00:25:59,701 --> 00:26:01,703 They used to call him FDR. 413 00:26:01,737 --> 00:26:04,906 He was on Carson once. 414 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,978 He was on the road a lot. 415 00:26:09,010 --> 00:26:11,381 So mostly it was just me and my mom. 416 00:26:12,382 --> 00:26:13,848 And she had- 417 00:26:13,883 --> 00:26:14,883 No kidding? 418 00:26:15,718 --> 00:26:17,553 Moms are so interesting, aren't they? 419 00:26:19,087 --> 00:26:21,289 It sounds like you got one of the good ones. 420 00:27:52,647 --> 00:27:53,647 Shut up. 421 00:28:00,056 --> 00:28:01,490 Right now live and in the midst 422 00:28:01,525 --> 00:28:03,358 with your favorite DJ. 423 00:28:04,593 --> 00:28:05,994 Good afternoon. 424 00:28:28,084 --> 00:28:28,917 Hi David. 425 00:28:28,951 --> 00:28:31,053 This is Diane from Video Rendezvous. 426 00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:32,755 I'm calling with good news. 427 00:28:32,788 --> 00:28:33,788 Our dating specialists 428 00:28:33,823 --> 00:28:35,657 have been hard at work for you here 429 00:28:35,691 --> 00:28:38,094 and have come up with a perfect match. 430 00:28:38,126 --> 00:28:39,127 Her name is Lisa 431 00:28:39,161 --> 00:28:41,063 and I think you'll really like her. 432 00:28:41,096 --> 00:28:43,467 She saw your video and said you were quote, 433 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,967 "Adorable." 434 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,169 So, if you wanna come down to the studio 435 00:28:47,202 --> 00:28:48,938 and get your information packet, her tape, 436 00:28:48,971 --> 00:28:51,140 and then we can go from there. 437 00:28:51,173 --> 00:28:52,340 Call me back soon. 438 00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:53,374 Bye! 439 00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:58,346 Hey Mom, I gotta run a quick errand. 440 00:28:58,381 --> 00:29:00,082 Will you be okay here for a bit? 441 00:29:00,982 --> 00:29:03,352 Pick me up some fresh hand towels. 442 00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:06,589 Frank threw all the good ones away. 443 00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:13,497 Well hi, David. 444 00:29:13,529 --> 00:29:15,029 Great to see you again so soon. 445 00:29:15,064 --> 00:29:17,066 I should say the same about you. 446 00:29:17,098 --> 00:29:18,901 Well, here is the tape 447 00:29:18,933 --> 00:29:21,069 and the write up on Lisa. 448 00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:22,137 Very exciting. 449 00:29:22,171 --> 00:29:24,839 I think you two will match up wonderfully. 450 00:29:24,874 --> 00:29:27,544 Thank you so much for this. 451 00:29:27,576 --> 00:29:28,877 I can't wait to meet her. 452 00:29:28,911 --> 00:29:29,979 It's my pleasure, David. 453 00:29:30,011 --> 00:29:33,015 It's what I do. 454 00:29:33,048 --> 00:29:36,085 Um. 455 00:29:36,117 --> 00:29:37,117 Oh, right. 456 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:39,820 Uh-oh. 457 00:29:40,557 --> 00:29:42,090 Oh no. 458 00:29:42,124 --> 00:29:44,426 I was in such a rush to get over here 459 00:29:44,461 --> 00:29:45,994 I must've left my wallet. 460 00:29:46,028 --> 00:29:47,061 Oh no. 461 00:29:47,096 --> 00:29:48,364 That's so unfortunate. 462 00:29:48,397 --> 00:29:50,665 I'll run home and get my card 463 00:29:50,699 --> 00:29:52,167 and I'll be right back. 464 00:29:52,201 --> 00:29:53,201 Uh-uh-uh. 465 00:29:54,403 --> 00:29:55,538 Oh, right. 466 00:29:57,006 --> 00:29:58,907 I'll be right back, I promise. 467 00:29:58,941 --> 00:29:59,941 I promise. 468 00:30:14,957 --> 00:30:16,357 Isn't he? 469 00:30:16,393 --> 00:30:17,626 It's the hair, I think. 470 00:30:18,528 --> 00:30:20,128 Okay, have a great time. 471 00:30:20,162 --> 00:30:21,730 Bye. 472 00:30:21,763 --> 00:30:24,066 Hi, David. 473 00:30:24,098 --> 00:30:25,201 What's wrong? 474 00:30:25,233 --> 00:30:26,603 That was Lisa. 475 00:30:27,769 --> 00:30:29,805 She just matched with someone else. 476 00:30:33,476 --> 00:30:34,376 I'm sorry, David. 477 00:30:34,411 --> 00:30:36,711 These things move quick sometimes. 478 00:30:42,851 --> 00:30:44,453 Well, can I at least see 479 00:30:44,487 --> 00:30:45,689 what I'm missing out on? 480 00:30:57,766 --> 00:30:58,766 Uh-uh. 481 00:31:08,042 --> 00:31:10,446 Great. So there's your card back. 482 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,015 And I'll just need your signature right there. 483 00:31:13,048 --> 00:31:16,785 You know, in case you're ever famous someday. 484 00:31:51,488 --> 00:31:52,354 Hi. 485 00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:53,388 I'm Lisa. 486 00:31:55,223 --> 00:31:57,626 Oh man, this is so strange. 487 00:31:57,661 --> 00:31:59,060 I've never done this before. 488 00:32:00,828 --> 00:32:02,464 Well, I'm from Denver. 489 00:32:02,499 --> 00:32:06,568 I really enjoy arts and crafts, reading. 490 00:32:06,603 --> 00:32:07,836 I read a lot of books. 491 00:32:09,070 --> 00:32:10,640 And I listen to jazz music. 492 00:32:10,673 --> 00:32:11,673 That's my favorite. 493 00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:15,144 Oh, I should mention that I'm a caregiver. 494 00:32:16,077 --> 00:32:18,047 I went to nursing school in college 495 00:32:18,079 --> 00:32:21,016 and now I work part time as a hospice nurse. 496 00:32:22,384 --> 00:32:23,885 On the weekends I like to volunteer 497 00:32:23,919 --> 00:32:25,887 at my local nursing home. 498 00:32:25,921 --> 00:32:27,823 I found that I really enjoy spending time 499 00:32:27,855 --> 00:32:29,392 with the people there. 500 00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:30,358 They get very lonely 501 00:32:30,393 --> 00:32:31,993 and they don't have many people left 502 00:32:32,027 --> 00:32:32,894 to come and see them. 503 00:32:32,927 --> 00:32:35,464 So, it's a good feeling to give them 504 00:32:35,498 --> 00:32:36,964 the friendship and companionship 505 00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:37,999 that they deserve. 506 00:32:39,067 --> 00:32:41,503 These people are so interesting. 507 00:32:41,538 --> 00:32:43,137 They have histories and backgrounds 508 00:32:43,172 --> 00:32:45,607 that are so layered and textured 509 00:32:45,642 --> 00:32:48,611 and it's just wonderful to explore that together with them. 510 00:32:50,447 --> 00:32:51,246 Oh gosh, sorry. 511 00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:52,980 I'm rambling on. 512 00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,192 It's so weird with all the lights 513 00:32:54,215 --> 00:32:55,518 and camera and everything. 514 00:32:56,486 --> 00:32:58,886 Well, anyway, whoever you are out there, 515 00:32:58,921 --> 00:33:00,122 I hope to meet you soon. 516 00:33:15,304 --> 00:33:16,337 Sure you wanna quit? 517 00:33:16,372 --> 00:33:18,039 Now Bruce, what do you mean? 518 00:33:18,073 --> 00:33:19,352 Well, I mean if there's any doubt about it 519 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:21,411 or if there's anything that... 520 00:33:21,443 --> 00:33:23,512 No, this is your chance to have a home 521 00:33:23,546 --> 00:33:25,647 and to be, like you said, a human being 522 00:33:25,682 --> 00:33:28,116 and I'm gonna make you take that chance. 523 00:33:28,150 --> 00:33:28,951 Certainly. 524 00:33:28,983 --> 00:33:30,452 Why, I wouldn't let her stay. 525 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,520 Open, Mom. 526 00:33:33,922 --> 00:33:35,458 Mom, open. 527 00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:37,426 Yeah, all she ever wanted was a home. 528 00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:39,327 Well, I'll certainly try to give her one. 529 00:33:39,361 --> 00:33:40,730 I know you will, Bruce. 530 00:33:40,763 --> 00:33:42,039 Where are you gonna live? Albany. 531 00:33:42,064 --> 00:33:43,898 Albany, huh? You got a family up there then? 532 00:33:43,932 --> 00:33:45,434 No, just my mother. 533 00:33:45,468 --> 00:33:46,635 Just your mother, huh? 534 00:33:46,669 --> 00:33:47,945 Oh, you're gonna live with your mother? 535 00:33:47,970 --> 00:33:50,172 Well, just for the first year. 536 00:33:50,204 --> 00:33:51,373 Oh, well that will be nice. 537 00:33:51,407 --> 00:33:52,674 Yes, yes. 538 00:33:52,709 --> 00:33:54,041 A home with mother. 539 00:33:54,076 --> 00:33:55,076 In Albany too. 540 00:34:17,699 --> 00:34:19,367 I hear you, man. 541 00:34:19,402 --> 00:34:20,702 I hear you. 542 00:34:20,737 --> 00:34:24,740 Did you know I lived at home most of my life? 543 00:34:24,773 --> 00:34:26,275 Yeah, it was tough. 544 00:34:26,307 --> 00:34:28,644 And especially when you have parents like mine. 545 00:34:29,846 --> 00:34:31,547 Like you know the type, right? 546 00:34:31,581 --> 00:34:33,949 Overbearing and demanding, 547 00:34:33,981 --> 00:34:35,585 nothing's ever good enough. 548 00:34:36,753 --> 00:34:37,887 My mom... 549 00:34:38,788 --> 00:34:41,190 I love her, but she was a battle ax, I tell you. 550 00:34:42,425 --> 00:34:44,661 She used to spank me so hard. 551 00:34:46,228 --> 00:34:47,831 One time she spanked me so hard 552 00:34:48,697 --> 00:34:50,331 I threw up on the carpet. 553 00:34:51,568 --> 00:34:54,503 And it was unbelievable what they got away with back then. 554 00:34:54,536 --> 00:34:55,536 Amen, brother. 555 00:34:56,438 --> 00:34:57,739 It's a wonder I didn't turn out 556 00:34:57,773 --> 00:35:00,275 to be some sort of disturbed maniac. 557 00:35:01,677 --> 00:35:02,612 Anyway, listen. 558 00:35:02,644 --> 00:35:05,414 I am just totally rambling on over here. 559 00:35:06,748 --> 00:35:09,150 What were your parents like? 560 00:35:09,184 --> 00:35:11,286 My dad was a jazz musician. 561 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:14,423 He died 10 years ago 562 00:35:14,456 --> 00:35:16,257 and I've been taking care of my mom 563 00:35:16,291 --> 00:35:17,726 with dementia ever since. 564 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,760 No kidding? 565 00:35:21,028 --> 00:35:24,233 Moms are so interesting, aren't they? 566 00:35:24,266 --> 00:35:27,101 But it sounds like you got one of the good ones. 567 00:35:27,135 --> 00:35:29,438 You're luckier than the rest of us. 568 00:35:29,472 --> 00:35:32,273 Well, I mean, she was a lot better 569 00:35:32,306 --> 00:35:34,443 before her mind went. Yeah. Yeah. 570 00:35:34,476 --> 00:35:36,713 But she's always been pretty hard on me. 571 00:35:36,746 --> 00:35:38,380 Tell me more about that. 572 00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:42,452 I mean, sometimes it was the switch. 573 00:35:43,753 --> 00:35:45,052 Sometimes it was a belt. 574 00:35:46,722 --> 00:35:48,958 But mostly it was just with words. 575 00:35:52,059 --> 00:35:53,059 Mm-hmm. 576 00:35:57,199 --> 00:35:59,134 I'm sorry about that. 577 00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:01,103 Anyway, you were saying. 578 00:36:01,135 --> 00:36:02,472 Uh. 579 00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:13,449 I'm so sorry about that. 580 00:36:13,483 --> 00:36:14,282 Don't worry. It's fine. 581 00:36:14,315 --> 00:36:15,784 They can try later. 582 00:36:15,818 --> 00:36:18,186 I wonder why they keep interrupting us? 583 00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,219 But please, please. 584 00:36:21,023 --> 00:36:22,759 One time I got in trouble 585 00:36:22,791 --> 00:36:25,827 for breaking a fresh carton of eggs. 586 00:36:26,996 --> 00:36:29,097 Mom hit me so hard with a yardstick 587 00:36:29,130 --> 00:36:32,802 that it snapped in half, broke the skin. 588 00:36:32,835 --> 00:36:34,369 Oh, wow. 589 00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:38,139 That sounds like a tough time, pal. 590 00:36:39,106 --> 00:36:40,976 I'm sorry to hear about that. 591 00:36:41,010 --> 00:36:42,010 Thanks. 592 00:36:42,978 --> 00:36:45,414 Hey, now I don't know about you 593 00:36:45,447 --> 00:36:47,181 but this is really bumming me out. 594 00:36:47,215 --> 00:36:50,652 So, how about we talk about something fun? 595 00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:54,623 Okay, do you have a girlfriend? 596 00:36:55,992 --> 00:36:56,992 Oh. 597 00:36:57,927 --> 00:36:59,327 Oh. 598 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,128 Ah, shoot. I'm sorry, man. 599 00:37:01,163 --> 00:37:02,731 I shouldn't have brought it up. 600 00:37:02,764 --> 00:37:03,764 No, no. 601 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:06,469 I just, I've been doing this 602 00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:11,474 video dating service for like six months 603 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,909 and I finally got a match today 604 00:37:15,911 --> 00:37:17,045 but I fucked it up. 605 00:37:19,047 --> 00:37:20,817 You know, I can relate to that. 606 00:37:20,849 --> 00:37:22,184 I really can. 607 00:37:24,753 --> 00:37:28,657 Okay, so one time I had a blind date all lined up. 608 00:37:28,690 --> 00:37:30,693 It was for my senior prom. 609 00:37:30,726 --> 00:37:33,128 So, my buddy and I are going 610 00:37:33,161 --> 00:37:35,230 to pick them up at a friend's house. 611 00:37:36,065 --> 00:37:37,666 You know what happened? 612 00:37:37,699 --> 00:37:41,168 The girl tells me she's sick 613 00:37:41,202 --> 00:37:43,039 and she has to skip the dance. 614 00:37:44,407 --> 00:37:45,541 So I had to go by myself. 615 00:37:45,574 --> 00:37:46,442 But it's fine. 616 00:37:46,476 --> 00:37:49,177 Like, I don't mind being lonely. 617 00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:51,121 I mean, it's not like I'm gonna 618 00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:52,981 be alone forever or something, right? 619 00:37:54,784 --> 00:37:56,284 So here I am. 620 00:37:56,318 --> 00:38:01,322 I'm at this stupid prom alone, standing in the back 621 00:38:02,925 --> 00:38:07,929 and who do I see dancing with Curtis Millegan? 622 00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:10,400 Who? 623 00:38:10,432 --> 00:38:12,802 My date! 624 00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:13,635 Ugh! 625 00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,103 That lying hag! 626 00:38:15,137 --> 00:38:17,204 It was unbelievable. 627 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,474 Do you know what I did next? 628 00:38:18,507 --> 00:38:19,306 What? 629 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,309 Good guess, but no. 630 00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:25,715 I blew my fucking top at her. 631 00:38:25,748 --> 00:38:29,251 Like in front of everyone. 632 00:38:29,284 --> 00:38:31,521 I was yelling so loud 633 00:38:31,554 --> 00:38:33,588 they had to stop the music 634 00:38:33,623 --> 00:38:36,291 and bring in the chaperones. 635 00:38:36,324 --> 00:38:37,259 Whoa. 636 00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:39,929 My buddy had to come over and calm me down 637 00:38:39,961 --> 00:38:41,731 before I started hitting people. 638 00:38:42,597 --> 00:38:44,099 It was unreal. 639 00:38:45,534 --> 00:38:47,244 But my friend said something to me that night 640 00:38:47,268 --> 00:38:48,670 that I'll never forget. 641 00:38:49,806 --> 00:38:53,775 He said, "Andy, my man, you didn't miss out 642 00:38:53,809 --> 00:38:55,342 on a date with her. 643 00:38:55,378 --> 00:38:58,114 She missed out on a date with you. 644 00:38:58,146 --> 00:38:59,916 So forget about her. 645 00:38:59,949 --> 00:39:03,385 You are entitled to the things you want." 646 00:39:04,653 --> 00:39:05,987 He straightened my collar, 647 00:39:06,021 --> 00:39:07,856 he patted me on the shoulder, 648 00:39:07,889 --> 00:39:09,057 and we ended up having 649 00:39:09,092 --> 00:39:12,961 one of the most fun nights of our lives together. 650 00:39:12,994 --> 00:39:15,697 Dancing and drinking, just going crazy. 651 00:39:15,731 --> 00:39:17,766 Oh man, it was great. 652 00:39:18,701 --> 00:39:22,405 Besides, I got what I wanted from her eventually. 653 00:39:22,438 --> 00:39:24,106 So everything worked out. 654 00:39:25,641 --> 00:39:27,876 Anyway, after that night 655 00:39:27,909 --> 00:39:30,045 I'm always reminded of my friend 656 00:39:30,079 --> 00:39:31,581 and how he was there for me 657 00:39:31,614 --> 00:39:32,849 when I was down and out. 658 00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:36,318 That's what friends are for. 659 00:39:37,251 --> 00:39:38,920 To be there for each other 660 00:39:38,954 --> 00:39:40,590 when all the chips are down. 661 00:39:42,057 --> 00:39:43,893 And that's why I'm here for you, pal. 662 00:39:45,228 --> 00:39:46,596 It reminds me of a saying. 663 00:39:47,764 --> 00:39:50,833 Sometimes you don't realize your own strength 664 00:39:50,867 --> 00:39:54,637 until you come face to face with your greatest weakness. 665 00:39:55,938 --> 00:39:57,338 So forget that girl. 666 00:39:58,373 --> 00:39:59,574 We don't need her. 667 00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:01,510 We have each other. 668 00:40:01,543 --> 00:40:03,913 Now let's have a good time. 669 00:40:03,945 --> 00:40:05,481 How about a drink? 670 00:40:05,514 --> 00:40:06,548 All right. 671 00:40:14,523 --> 00:40:16,358 To friendship. 672 00:40:16,391 --> 00:40:17,391 To friendship. 673 00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:35,244 Hi! I'm Andy. 674 00:40:35,277 --> 00:40:36,778 Thanks for being here today. 675 00:40:36,813 --> 00:40:38,414 Well, let's cut to the chase. 676 00:40:38,447 --> 00:40:40,516 I'm here to be your friend. 677 00:40:40,550 --> 00:40:41,784 How's that sound? 678 00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:44,554 Sounds wonderful, Andy. 679 00:40:44,586 --> 00:40:48,090 So, um, what's your name? 680 00:40:48,123 --> 00:40:49,592 Nice to meet you, Andy. 681 00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:51,092 I'm David. 682 00:40:51,126 --> 00:40:52,427 Yeah. 683 00:40:52,460 --> 00:40:55,898 You know, your face, your face just says that. 684 00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,233 Whoa. 685 00:40:57,266 --> 00:41:00,302 Hey, nice digs. 686 00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:02,137 Did you decorate everything yourself? 687 00:41:03,005 --> 00:41:04,639 I hear you, man. 688 00:41:04,673 --> 00:41:06,108 I hear you. 689 00:41:06,141 --> 00:41:08,376 And especially when you have parents like mine. 690 00:41:08,411 --> 00:41:11,012 You know this type. 691 00:41:11,047 --> 00:41:13,583 Overbearing, demanding. 692 00:41:13,615 --> 00:41:15,885 Nothing's ever good enough. 693 00:41:15,918 --> 00:41:17,786 Well, what next? 694 00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:19,454 Well, what do you say to a game? 695 00:41:19,487 --> 00:41:20,922 Yeah. 696 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:22,625 Um, how about- 697 00:41:24,327 --> 00:41:26,128 Go Fish. How about Go Fish? 698 00:41:26,161 --> 00:41:28,097 This'll be fun, I promise. 699 00:41:28,130 --> 00:41:29,331 I've got just the thing. 700 00:41:29,364 --> 00:41:31,467 I'll tell you my best joke. 701 00:41:32,969 --> 00:41:35,103 Stop me if you heard this one. 702 00:41:35,137 --> 00:41:38,507 An old man goes to the doctor for some tests. 703 00:41:38,541 --> 00:41:40,342 Do you have any fours? 704 00:41:41,309 --> 00:41:43,512 No, go fish. 705 00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:45,414 All right! 706 00:41:45,447 --> 00:41:47,215 All right, one's better than nothing. 707 00:41:48,684 --> 00:41:49,485 Okay, your turn. 708 00:41:49,518 --> 00:41:51,119 He gets the results. 709 00:41:51,152 --> 00:41:53,623 The doctor tells him that he has bad news. 710 00:41:53,655 --> 00:41:55,324 Do you have any fives? 711 00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:58,159 No. Sorry. 712 00:41:58,193 --> 00:41:59,262 Go fish. 713 00:41:59,295 --> 00:42:02,597 The old man says, "Just give it to me straight, Doc." 714 00:42:02,632 --> 00:42:04,199 Two sevens! 715 00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:05,034 All right! 716 00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:07,269 It must be my lucky day. 717 00:42:07,302 --> 00:42:12,041 The doctor says, "Well, you have cancer 718 00:42:12,074 --> 00:42:14,076 and you have Alzheimer's." 719 00:42:14,110 --> 00:42:17,914 The old man says, "I guess it could be worse. 720 00:42:17,947 --> 00:42:19,315 I could have cancer." 721 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,054 Hold on. 722 00:42:25,086 --> 00:42:25,887 Hold on. Hold on. 723 00:42:25,922 --> 00:42:27,889 We are having way too much fun. 724 00:42:31,626 --> 00:42:32,594 Sorry about that. 725 00:42:32,628 --> 00:42:34,496 I have to commemorate it with a photo. 726 00:42:34,530 --> 00:42:36,065 To friendship. 727 00:42:36,097 --> 00:42:37,199 To friendship. 728 00:42:37,233 --> 00:42:39,568 Nothing like a little friendly competition, right pal? 729 00:42:39,601 --> 00:42:40,568 That's right, pal. 730 00:42:40,603 --> 00:42:42,137 To friendship. 731 00:42:42,170 --> 00:42:43,170 To friendship. 732 00:42:44,306 --> 00:42:45,840 You ready? 733 00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:46,875 To friendship. 734 00:42:47,842 --> 00:42:48,811 To friendship. 735 00:42:48,844 --> 00:42:49,978 Wow! 736 00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:54,182 Ugh, I can't wait to see how it turns out. 737 00:42:54,215 --> 00:42:55,217 I don't believe you! 738 00:42:55,251 --> 00:42:56,284 I don't believe you! 739 00:42:56,318 --> 00:42:57,286 I don't believe you! 740 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,422 I don't believe you! 741 00:42:58,454 --> 00:43:00,789 Man, they always say friendships are full of surprises 742 00:43:00,822 --> 00:43:02,023 but, boy, that one, 743 00:43:02,057 --> 00:43:04,492 that really really took me by surprise. 744 00:43:04,527 --> 00:43:05,760 I'll tell you what, 745 00:43:05,795 --> 00:43:07,431 I bet you're full of surprises. 746 00:43:07,463 --> 00:43:09,130 Hi! I'm Andy. 747 00:43:09,164 --> 00:43:10,298 I'll tell you what. 748 00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:11,634 Thanks for being here today. 749 00:43:11,666 --> 00:43:14,469 I bet you're full of surprises, aren't you? 750 00:43:14,503 --> 00:43:15,972 Let's cut to the chase. 751 00:43:16,005 --> 00:43:18,106 I'm here to be your friend. 752 00:43:18,139 --> 00:43:19,443 How's that sound? 753 00:43:21,077 --> 00:43:22,844 To friendship. 754 00:43:22,878 --> 00:43:25,514 Nothing like a little friendly competition, right pal? 755 00:43:25,547 --> 00:43:27,682 Overbearing, demanding, 756 00:43:27,717 --> 00:43:29,418 nothing's ever good enough. 757 00:43:29,452 --> 00:43:30,454 To friendship. 758 00:43:30,485 --> 00:43:31,286 To friendship. 759 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,887 All right! Yeah! 760 00:43:34,889 --> 00:43:35,958 Hold on. 761 00:43:35,992 --> 00:43:36,791 Hold on. Hold on. 762 00:43:36,826 --> 00:43:38,893 We are having way too much fun. 763 00:43:38,927 --> 00:43:41,030 I have to commemorate it with a photo. 764 00:43:41,063 --> 00:43:42,898 I'm always reminded of my friend 765 00:43:42,931 --> 00:43:44,233 and how he was there for me 766 00:43:44,266 --> 00:43:45,900 when I was down and out. 767 00:43:46,802 --> 00:43:48,070 Okay, ready? 768 00:43:50,373 --> 00:43:51,773 That's what friends are for. 769 00:43:54,143 --> 00:43:56,746 I can't wait to see how it turns out. 770 00:43:56,778 --> 00:43:58,847 To be there for each other. 771 00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:02,960 When all the chips are down. 772 00:44:02,985 --> 00:44:04,387 Sorry about that. 773 00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:05,563 It's no wonder I didn't turn out 774 00:44:05,588 --> 00:44:07,391 some disturbed maniac. 775 00:44:07,423 --> 00:44:09,291 I wonder why they keep interrupting us. 776 00:44:09,324 --> 00:44:11,293 That's why I'm here for you, pal. 777 00:44:14,063 --> 00:44:15,063 Okay, ready? 778 00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:19,702 I can't wait to see how it turns out. 779 00:44:28,878 --> 00:44:29,978 This is great. 780 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,547 Well, I've got an idea. 781 00:44:33,681 --> 00:44:36,152 How about you tell me 782 00:44:36,184 --> 00:44:38,920 the most embarrassing story from your childhood? 783 00:44:38,954 --> 00:44:40,222 No, you don't wanna hear that. 784 00:44:40,255 --> 00:44:41,056 It's awful. 785 00:44:41,090 --> 00:44:42,425 Yes I do! 786 00:44:42,458 --> 00:44:43,559 Come on. Just tell me. 787 00:44:43,592 --> 00:44:44,393 No. Please? 788 00:44:44,427 --> 00:44:46,128 No. 789 00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:48,630 No, thank you. Please? 790 00:44:48,664 --> 00:44:49,898 Okay. Okay. 791 00:44:54,335 --> 00:44:55,335 It was sixth grade 792 00:44:56,371 --> 00:45:00,309 and there was this girl I had a crush on. 793 00:45:02,577 --> 00:45:03,577 Jackie. 794 00:45:04,547 --> 00:45:05,880 She was so beautiful. 795 00:45:08,385 --> 00:45:13,355 Anyway, one day I decided to write her a love note. 796 00:45:16,393 --> 00:45:17,793 I passed it to her in class. 797 00:45:21,030 --> 00:45:21,963 I guess she liked it 798 00:45:21,996 --> 00:45:25,134 because after she read it, 799 00:45:25,166 --> 00:45:28,505 she looked up at me and smiled. 800 00:45:31,541 --> 00:45:35,643 But a couple other kids must've saw the exchange 801 00:45:35,677 --> 00:45:40,682 because they started writing her notes too. 802 00:45:43,184 --> 00:45:46,155 I wanna kiss you all over. 803 00:45:47,056 --> 00:45:49,559 I wanna have sex with you. 804 00:45:49,592 --> 00:45:51,594 Let's make babies together. 805 00:45:53,530 --> 00:45:57,601 And they would sign my name on the notes 806 00:45:57,632 --> 00:46:01,103 and then they'd slip them into her cubby 807 00:46:01,137 --> 00:46:03,873 and into her lunchbox and her homework. 808 00:46:06,675 --> 00:46:08,943 Then the notes got worse. 809 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,182 I sneak into your room at night. 810 00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:20,389 I wanna sniff your panties. 811 00:46:23,659 --> 00:46:27,028 A teacher found one of the notes 812 00:46:29,063 --> 00:46:30,099 and I got in trouble. 813 00:46:33,202 --> 00:46:36,038 Jackie knew it wasn't me 814 00:46:39,041 --> 00:46:40,643 but she never spoke up about it. 815 00:46:43,711 --> 00:46:46,347 I got suspended for three days 816 00:46:46,382 --> 00:46:48,284 for inappropriate behavior. 817 00:46:50,152 --> 00:46:52,655 Mom wasn't too happy about that one. 818 00:46:54,956 --> 00:46:58,594 I never even looked at Jackie after that. 819 00:47:01,730 --> 00:47:06,436 Actually, I never really talked to anyone 820 00:47:07,603 --> 00:47:08,605 after that happened. 821 00:47:11,373 --> 00:47:12,373 Wow. 822 00:47:13,309 --> 00:47:14,309 Pal. 823 00:47:16,445 --> 00:47:18,380 That's not embarrassing. 824 00:47:18,414 --> 00:47:19,748 It's not? 825 00:47:19,782 --> 00:47:22,150 No, it's fucking sad! 826 00:47:26,121 --> 00:47:27,121 All right now. 827 00:47:27,155 --> 00:47:27,956 All right, all right. 828 00:47:27,989 --> 00:47:29,992 I'm just giving you a hard time. 829 00:47:30,025 --> 00:47:31,661 Come on, friends do that. 830 00:47:32,628 --> 00:47:33,597 Come on. 831 00:47:33,630 --> 00:47:35,364 Come on. I was only joking. 832 00:47:35,398 --> 00:47:37,032 You're a dick sometimes. 833 00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:38,900 Wow. 834 00:47:39,934 --> 00:47:41,605 I don't believe you. 835 00:47:43,505 --> 00:47:46,208 Man, they always say friendships are full of surprises. 836 00:47:46,242 --> 00:47:48,177 But, boy, I mean that one, 837 00:47:49,143 --> 00:47:52,382 that really really took me by surprise. 838 00:47:53,650 --> 00:47:54,849 I'll tell you what. 839 00:47:55,884 --> 00:47:59,456 I bet you're full of surprises, aren't you? 840 00:48:01,490 --> 00:48:06,496 But anyway, your story isn't nearly as embarrassing as mine. 841 00:48:08,063 --> 00:48:10,298 I doubt it but go ahead. 842 00:48:10,331 --> 00:48:11,132 All right. 843 00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:12,166 All right. 844 00:48:13,436 --> 00:48:18,172 So, take yourself back to 1976. 845 00:48:21,378 --> 00:48:23,978 That's my freshman year of college. 846 00:48:25,146 --> 00:48:28,050 I had a great dorm room situation. 847 00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:30,586 My roommate and I had our own rooms 848 00:48:30,619 --> 00:48:33,922 separated by a bathroom in the middle. 849 00:48:33,956 --> 00:48:36,791 You know the kind with a door at either end, right? 850 00:48:36,824 --> 00:48:41,829 Well, this meant we could be loud in our rooms 851 00:48:43,164 --> 00:48:44,534 without disturbing each other. 852 00:48:44,567 --> 00:48:46,536 What, you mean like loud music? 853 00:48:47,902 --> 00:48:49,539 Not loud music, silly. 854 00:48:49,572 --> 00:48:51,206 Loud sex. 855 00:48:52,974 --> 00:48:55,577 We could pretty much be as loud as we wanted. 856 00:48:57,414 --> 00:49:02,418 Well, fast forward to when I met Pamela. 857 00:49:08,123 --> 00:49:09,358 Pamela. 858 00:49:09,391 --> 00:49:10,391 Pamela. 859 00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:14,195 Oh boy, was she something. 860 00:49:15,431 --> 00:49:18,802 She had a great ass. 861 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:20,001 Yeah. 862 00:49:20,034 --> 00:49:21,704 Great tits. 863 00:49:22,739 --> 00:49:26,576 These big perfect lips. 864 00:49:28,445 --> 00:49:31,780 Well, we are in my room one night 865 00:49:33,148 --> 00:49:36,719 and things are getting pretty hot and heavy. 866 00:49:38,788 --> 00:49:43,793 So, there I am on the edge of the bed. 867 00:49:45,394 --> 00:49:47,161 Pamela is straddling me. 868 00:49:49,197 --> 00:49:51,333 She's wearing black stockings 869 00:49:53,202 --> 00:49:55,269 and only black stockings. 870 00:49:58,306 --> 00:50:02,210 She slides me inside her. 871 00:50:06,548 --> 00:50:08,751 She starts slow at first. 872 00:50:10,918 --> 00:50:14,088 Starts moving up and down on top of me. 873 00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:19,461 Her huge tits are right in my face. 874 00:50:22,465 --> 00:50:24,601 I'm sure you can imagine. 875 00:50:24,634 --> 00:50:26,135 It was so hot. 876 00:50:27,603 --> 00:50:28,971 Yeah. 877 00:50:29,003 --> 00:50:30,572 She starts to go faster. 878 00:50:32,373 --> 00:50:35,612 Just bouncing up and down on top of me. 879 00:50:37,447 --> 00:50:40,215 She kept asking, "Do you like fucking me?" 880 00:50:41,384 --> 00:50:43,853 She is getting louder and louder. 881 00:50:43,887 --> 00:50:45,722 "Fuck me, baby! 882 00:50:45,755 --> 00:50:47,489 Fuck me, baby! 883 00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:50,324 Fuck me, David! 884 00:50:50,358 --> 00:50:52,528 Fuck me, David!" 885 00:50:52,561 --> 00:50:55,898 And then suddenly, out of nowhere, boom! 886 00:50:58,768 --> 00:50:59,768 Frank! 887 00:51:00,769 --> 00:51:02,871 Busted! Mom, what are you doing? 888 00:51:02,905 --> 00:51:04,972 You were masturbating! 889 00:51:05,007 --> 00:51:06,576 Mom, you're supposed to knock! 890 00:51:06,608 --> 00:51:07,409 You should be 891 00:51:07,443 --> 00:51:08,554 ashamed of yourself! Jerking off! 892 00:51:08,577 --> 00:51:10,646 Is that how you honor your wife? 893 00:51:10,679 --> 00:51:12,648 By indulging in self-pollution? 894 00:51:12,681 --> 00:51:14,851 I'm not- You're disgusting, Frank! 895 00:51:14,884 --> 00:51:15,818 I'm David. 896 00:51:15,851 --> 00:51:17,719 You should be ashamed of yourself, Frank. 897 00:51:17,753 --> 00:51:19,889 My name is David. 898 00:51:19,922 --> 00:51:22,858 That's why they call you Filthy Frank! 899 00:51:22,891 --> 00:51:24,427 Frank is dead! 900 00:51:25,661 --> 00:51:27,996 Do you fucking hear me? 901 00:51:28,831 --> 00:51:33,268 He has been dead for a long time! 902 00:51:33,302 --> 00:51:34,903 He killed himself! 903 00:51:34,938 --> 00:51:38,507 Don't you fucking remember, stupid! 904 00:51:39,608 --> 00:51:41,744 He killed himself! 905 00:51:41,777 --> 00:51:45,849 My name is David! 906 00:51:45,882 --> 00:51:47,851 I'm your son 907 00:51:47,884 --> 00:51:51,954 and I'm all you have left. 908 00:51:51,987 --> 00:51:55,425 That was so fucked up. 909 00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:56,559 Frank is dead? 910 00:51:58,193 --> 00:51:59,193 Yes! 911 00:52:03,932 --> 00:52:04,932 Frank. 912 00:52:06,134 --> 00:52:06,936 Frank. 913 00:52:06,969 --> 00:52:08,972 No, no, no, no. Frank. 914 00:52:09,003 --> 00:52:10,304 No no no no no, Mom. 915 00:52:10,338 --> 00:52:11,641 No no no, Mom. 916 00:52:11,673 --> 00:52:12,842 It's okay. It's okay. 917 00:52:12,876 --> 00:52:14,242 It's okay. 918 00:52:14,275 --> 00:52:15,677 It's okay. 919 00:52:15,711 --> 00:52:16,713 It's okay. 920 00:52:16,746 --> 00:52:17,713 It's okay. 921 00:52:17,746 --> 00:52:18,746 Shh. 922 00:52:19,849 --> 00:52:20,849 Shh. 923 00:52:21,583 --> 00:52:25,219 How could you leave me like this? 924 00:52:25,253 --> 00:52:27,824 You promised you'd get help. 925 00:52:28,992 --> 00:52:30,559 He didn't leave. 926 00:52:30,592 --> 00:52:31,661 Frank's here. 927 00:52:31,693 --> 00:52:33,161 He's right here. 928 00:52:33,195 --> 00:52:34,898 He's always right here with us. 929 00:52:34,931 --> 00:52:35,931 Gay! 930 00:52:42,472 --> 00:52:43,304 He's fine. 931 00:52:43,338 --> 00:52:46,708 Frank, Frank's coming back real soon. 932 00:52:46,742 --> 00:52:51,713 He's recording at the studio today. 933 00:52:52,981 --> 00:52:56,117 Yeah, his new album comes out in the spring 934 00:52:56,150 --> 00:52:59,086 and he's just got a lot of work to do. 935 00:52:59,121 --> 00:53:00,722 Oh. 936 00:53:00,757 --> 00:53:01,925 I must have forgot. 937 00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:02,958 Yeah. 938 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:05,961 It's his big debut. 939 00:53:08,463 --> 00:53:12,534 Everyone will finally get to hear his music. 940 00:53:20,342 --> 00:53:21,309 David? 941 00:53:21,342 --> 00:53:23,512 Yes. 942 00:53:23,545 --> 00:53:24,614 It's me. 943 00:53:24,646 --> 00:53:26,449 I'm right here, Mom. 944 00:53:26,481 --> 00:53:28,918 I'll always be right here. 945 00:53:32,054 --> 00:53:33,054 David. Yes? 946 00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:37,760 I soiled myself. 947 00:54:44,927 --> 00:54:46,228 This is David. 948 00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:47,429 Hi David. 949 00:54:47,463 --> 00:54:49,666 This is Diane from Video Rendezvous. 950 00:54:49,699 --> 00:54:52,300 Oh, hi Diane. 951 00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:53,769 It's late. 952 00:54:53,802 --> 00:54:54,737 I'm so sorry. 953 00:54:54,771 --> 00:54:55,704 I'm working late. 954 00:54:55,737 --> 00:54:57,407 I didn't realize what time it was. 955 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,608 No, no. 956 00:54:58,641 --> 00:54:59,442 It's okay. 957 00:54:59,474 --> 00:55:01,143 What can I do for you? 958 00:55:01,175 --> 00:55:04,179 I wanted to let you know that I heard from Lisa. 959 00:55:06,148 --> 00:55:07,248 You did? 960 00:55:07,282 --> 00:55:08,282 Get this. 961 00:55:08,315 --> 00:55:10,519 Turns out the person she ended up matching with 962 00:55:10,552 --> 00:55:11,788 didn't work out. 963 00:55:11,820 --> 00:55:13,956 So I sent her your tape again. 964 00:55:14,856 --> 00:55:15,657 You did? 965 00:55:15,692 --> 00:55:17,860 Honestly, your tape was terrible. 966 00:55:17,893 --> 00:55:20,496 But apparently the cameraman had to do it twice? 967 00:55:21,463 --> 00:55:22,965 Yeah, that's right. 968 00:55:22,998 --> 00:55:23,965 Right. 969 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,643 So I just went back and used the first try. 970 00:55:25,668 --> 00:55:27,170 Too long but much better. 971 00:55:27,202 --> 00:55:31,407 Anyway, she watched it and well, she can't wait to meet you. 972 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,710 Are you available Thursday evening? 973 00:55:33,742 --> 00:55:35,677 Um, yeah. 974 00:55:35,711 --> 00:55:37,813 I think I can make that work. 975 00:55:37,847 --> 00:55:38,648 Wonderful. 976 00:55:38,681 --> 00:55:40,449 You know the Skate Land in Aurora? 977 00:55:40,483 --> 00:55:42,485 Be there at 7:00. 978 00:55:42,518 --> 00:55:43,518 Thank you, Diane. 979 00:55:43,552 --> 00:55:45,121 Thank you so much. 980 00:55:45,153 --> 00:55:47,190 It's my pleasure, David. 981 00:55:47,222 --> 00:55:48,523 Let me know how it goes. 982 00:55:58,534 --> 00:55:59,534 Yes! 983 00:56:43,344 --> 00:56:44,480 David? 984 00:56:44,514 --> 00:56:45,313 Lisa. 985 00:56:45,347 --> 00:56:46,548 Hi. Hi. 986 00:56:46,581 --> 00:56:47,382 Nice to meet you. 987 00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:48,416 Yeah. 988 00:56:49,585 --> 00:56:50,552 Um, oh! 989 00:56:50,585 --> 00:56:51,554 This is for you. 990 00:56:51,586 --> 00:56:52,789 Oh, thank you! 991 00:56:53,655 --> 00:56:54,655 How sweet. 992 00:56:58,260 --> 00:56:59,728 Should we go inside or? 993 00:56:59,762 --> 00:57:01,063 Right. 994 00:57:01,097 --> 00:57:02,097 After you. 995 00:57:03,965 --> 00:57:05,034 Thank you. 996 00:57:17,914 --> 00:57:19,447 All right Skate Land. 997 00:57:30,159 --> 00:57:31,393 I liked your tape. 998 00:57:31,427 --> 00:57:32,661 Oh God. 999 00:57:32,695 --> 00:57:34,230 It was so awful. 1000 00:57:34,262 --> 00:57:36,298 The camera guy had me do it twice 1001 00:57:36,331 --> 00:57:37,666 because I was just rambling on. 1002 00:57:37,699 --> 00:57:40,036 I didn't think you were rambling. 1003 00:57:40,068 --> 00:57:42,438 You seemed nervous like any other person would. 1004 00:57:43,338 --> 00:57:44,440 It's a wonder people end up 1005 00:57:44,472 --> 00:57:46,340 meeting from those things. 1006 00:57:46,373 --> 00:57:50,179 It's so unnatural to be in front of the camera like that. 1007 00:57:50,213 --> 00:57:51,313 Maybe. 1008 00:57:51,346 --> 00:57:52,891 But I like to think you get a good sense of a person 1009 00:57:52,914 --> 00:57:54,617 when they're vulnerable like that. 1010 00:57:55,784 --> 00:57:59,322 Well then you got a really good sense of me then, huh? 1011 00:57:59,353 --> 00:58:00,655 Yes. 1012 00:58:00,690 --> 00:58:01,690 Yes, I did. 1013 00:58:03,559 --> 00:58:04,492 Shall we? 1014 00:58:04,527 --> 00:58:06,329 Okay. 1015 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,206 Well I'd say you've heard enough of me blabbering. 1016 00:58:08,231 --> 00:58:11,032 It's that special time in the night. 1017 00:58:11,067 --> 00:58:12,501 It's group skate time. 1018 00:58:12,534 --> 00:58:15,570 Why don't you grab the hand of that special someone tonight 1019 00:58:15,605 --> 00:58:17,706 and lead them on out to the- 1020 00:58:17,739 --> 00:58:19,373 Oh my God! 1021 00:58:19,407 --> 00:58:23,945 "Well, you have Alzheimer's and cancer." 1022 00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:26,949 And the old man says "Well, it could be worse. 1023 00:58:26,983 --> 00:58:28,317 I could have cancer." 1024 00:58:31,019 --> 00:58:32,487 Oh, that's great. 1025 00:58:32,521 --> 00:58:33,922 Where did you hear that one? 1026 00:58:33,956 --> 00:58:35,157 Just a friend of mine. 1027 00:58:42,731 --> 00:58:44,199 Sorry. 1028 00:58:44,233 --> 00:58:45,434 Just habit. 1029 00:58:45,467 --> 00:58:47,670 I imagine it's from taking care of your mother so well. 1030 00:58:47,702 --> 00:58:50,505 Well, she has good days 1031 00:58:50,539 --> 00:58:52,376 and she has bad days. 1032 00:58:52,407 --> 00:58:54,610 But the scales seem to be tipping 1033 00:58:54,643 --> 00:58:55,945 to the bad days lately. 1034 00:58:56,811 --> 00:58:57,914 How old is she again? 1035 00:58:57,947 --> 00:58:58,748 73. 1036 00:58:58,780 --> 00:58:59,581 Wow. 1037 00:58:59,614 --> 00:59:01,217 Good for her. 1038 00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,351 So, it's a full-time job then? 1039 00:59:03,387 --> 00:59:04,552 Yeah. 1040 00:59:04,586 --> 00:59:07,391 I basically have to stay with her at home all the time. 1041 00:59:08,757 --> 00:59:11,626 But we get enough from social security to manage. 1042 00:59:13,161 --> 00:59:15,063 And where is she tonight? 1043 00:59:15,097 --> 00:59:16,599 The Senior Center. 1044 00:59:16,632 --> 00:59:18,000 It's basically daycare. 1045 00:59:19,302 --> 00:59:20,536 I have to take her there 1046 00:59:20,568 --> 00:59:21,804 anytime I'm gonna be gone 1047 00:59:21,836 --> 00:59:24,440 for longer than an hour or two. 1048 00:59:24,472 --> 00:59:27,009 It makes it really hard to get out and meet people 1049 00:59:27,043 --> 00:59:29,344 because I can't afford to do it very often. 1050 00:59:30,211 --> 00:59:32,181 Well, it sounds like you're doing your best 1051 00:59:32,213 --> 00:59:33,481 which is all that matters. 1052 00:59:34,449 --> 00:59:37,552 In my line of work I'm constantly seeing much worse. 1053 00:59:37,585 --> 00:59:40,121 Abuse, malnutrition. 1054 00:59:40,155 --> 00:59:41,900 You'd be surprised how many people get arrested 1055 00:59:41,923 --> 00:59:43,259 for neglecting a loved one. 1056 00:59:44,492 --> 00:59:46,094 I'm sure if things were clear for her 1057 00:59:46,128 --> 00:59:48,230 she'd be very thankful to have you around. 1058 00:59:49,465 --> 00:59:50,231 Thanks. 1059 00:59:50,266 --> 00:59:51,634 I mean, I hope so. 1060 00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:53,735 I just hope she's happy. 1061 00:59:56,539 --> 00:59:58,173 I'm gonna need those tots back. 1062 01:00:05,347 --> 01:00:06,481 So how are you? 1063 01:00:06,514 --> 01:00:07,682 I'm okay. 1064 01:00:07,717 --> 01:00:09,217 I'm just a little sore. 1065 01:00:09,251 --> 01:00:10,052 Oh, no. 1066 01:00:10,085 --> 01:00:13,655 I mean are you happy? 1067 01:00:13,688 --> 01:00:15,257 Oh. 1068 01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:18,059 Well, it's not about me. 1069 01:00:18,094 --> 01:00:20,996 I mean, maybe someday when she passes, 1070 01:00:21,030 --> 01:00:23,132 but until then she's my responsibility. 1071 01:00:24,333 --> 01:00:26,601 But you could still be happy. 1072 01:00:26,635 --> 01:00:27,702 Don't I seem happy? 1073 01:00:28,971 --> 01:00:30,672 It may sound selfish to some 1074 01:00:30,706 --> 01:00:33,141 but when someone has to be a caregiver 1075 01:00:33,175 --> 01:00:36,811 their lives go on hold, you know, everything stops. 1076 01:00:36,846 --> 01:00:38,047 And it's fine at first. 1077 01:00:38,079 --> 01:00:39,782 They can handle it. 1078 01:00:39,815 --> 01:00:43,387 But after long enough, things can change. 1079 01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:44,753 On hold becomes the new normal 1080 01:00:44,786 --> 01:00:49,257 and it's common for that to turn into resentment. 1081 01:00:49,291 --> 01:00:50,291 Resentment? 1082 01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,128 I don't resent her. 1083 01:00:57,501 --> 01:00:58,768 Listen, David. 1084 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,202 I am not saying that you do. 1085 01:01:01,202 --> 01:01:03,105 All I'm saying is that everyone deserves 1086 01:01:03,139 --> 01:01:05,373 a little time away from their responsibilities. 1087 01:01:05,409 --> 01:01:06,742 They deserve balance. 1088 01:01:06,775 --> 01:01:08,710 They deserve the things that they want. 1089 01:01:09,612 --> 01:01:11,614 I'm sure she'd want that for you, right? 1090 01:01:12,614 --> 01:01:14,949 I've never really thought about it like that. 1091 01:01:16,184 --> 01:01:17,184 Balance? 1092 01:01:18,586 --> 01:01:20,922 Balance just seems impossible at this point. 1093 01:01:23,427 --> 01:01:26,362 Well, maybe someone will come around 1094 01:01:26,396 --> 01:01:27,929 that can help you out a little. 1095 01:01:30,231 --> 01:01:32,233 You just need to open yourself up to it. 1096 01:02:46,409 --> 01:02:48,344 You wanna hang out tomorrow night? 1097 01:02:48,378 --> 01:02:50,012 Absolutely. 1098 01:02:50,045 --> 01:02:51,045 I'd love to. 1099 01:02:55,385 --> 01:02:56,784 Oh, do you have a pen? 1100 01:02:56,818 --> 01:02:57,818 Um, yeah. 1101 01:03:01,557 --> 01:03:06,262 Thanks. 1102 01:03:12,233 --> 01:03:14,003 Okay, thanks. 1103 01:03:14,036 --> 01:03:14,836 All right. 1104 01:03:14,869 --> 01:03:15,869 Bye. Bye. 1105 01:03:22,010 --> 01:03:23,010 Boom! 1106 01:03:32,521 --> 01:03:34,023 Yes! 1107 01:03:34,056 --> 01:03:35,056 Yes! 1108 01:03:38,293 --> 01:03:39,461 Yes, yes, yes! 1109 01:03:41,063 --> 01:03:42,197 Yes! 1110 01:03:42,231 --> 01:03:43,231 Yes! 1111 01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:45,467 Yes, yes, yes! 1112 01:03:48,405 --> 01:03:49,606 Yeah! 1113 01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,007 Yeah! 1114 01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:54,041 Yes! 1115 01:03:54,876 --> 01:03:55,876 Yeah! 1116 01:03:56,744 --> 01:03:57,744 Yes! 1117 01:04:15,764 --> 01:04:17,500 Wow, Mom. 1118 01:04:19,568 --> 01:04:20,936 That's beautiful. 1119 01:04:20,969 --> 01:04:22,771 That's going right up on the fridge. 1120 01:04:24,873 --> 01:04:25,873 Come on. 1121 01:04:27,943 --> 01:04:29,945 All right, through here. 1122 01:04:32,514 --> 01:04:34,416 Here we go. Here we go. 1123 01:04:37,653 --> 01:04:38,653 All right. 1124 01:04:39,521 --> 01:04:41,423 There's one foot. 1125 01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:42,458 Two foot. 1126 01:04:43,693 --> 01:04:44,893 And upsie daisy. 1127 01:04:46,362 --> 01:04:47,597 I know, I know. 1128 01:04:48,731 --> 01:04:50,400 There you go, Mamma. 1129 01:05:05,648 --> 01:05:07,016 Aw. 1130 01:05:07,048 --> 01:05:08,817 You're leaving? 1131 01:05:08,851 --> 01:05:09,952 Okay. 1132 01:05:09,985 --> 01:05:12,820 Well, I guess all good times must come to. 1133 01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:16,891 Come on, come on. 1134 01:05:22,498 --> 01:05:24,032 All the juicy details. 1135 01:05:29,505 --> 01:05:30,673 I have to know the story. 1136 01:05:30,706 --> 01:05:33,041 Give me all the juicy details. 1137 01:05:35,811 --> 01:05:40,815 Go on, go on. 1138 01:05:46,389 --> 01:05:47,724 You have to tell me the story. 1139 01:05:47,757 --> 01:05:51,226 I want all the juicy details. 1140 01:05:51,260 --> 01:05:56,264 Go on, go on. 1141 01:05:56,599 --> 01:05:57,932 You have to tell me the story. 1142 01:05:57,965 --> 01:06:00,369 I want all the juicy details. 1143 01:06:01,969 --> 01:06:03,038 Go on, go on. 1144 01:06:07,309 --> 01:06:08,577 You have to tell me the story. 1145 01:06:08,610 --> 01:06:10,144 I want all the juicy details. 1146 01:06:10,179 --> 01:06:12,947 Andy, I had the most incredible date. 1147 01:06:12,981 --> 01:06:15,351 Her name was Lisa and she's perfect! 1148 01:06:15,385 --> 01:06:16,918 Go on, go on. 1149 01:06:16,952 --> 01:06:19,188 She's cute and she's funny 1150 01:06:19,221 --> 01:06:20,922 and she's a caregiver. 1151 01:06:20,956 --> 01:06:23,224 She basically went to college 1152 01:06:23,257 --> 01:06:26,295 to learn how to take care of people like Mom. 1153 01:06:26,327 --> 01:06:27,128 Oh, oh. 1154 01:06:27,161 --> 01:06:29,998 We clicked immediately. 1155 01:06:30,032 --> 01:06:33,570 She totally understands my situation. 1156 01:06:33,603 --> 01:06:34,603 She gets me. 1157 01:06:36,672 --> 01:06:37,706 She gets you? 1158 01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:38,740 Yeah. 1159 01:06:39,576 --> 01:06:41,643 After one date, huh? 1160 01:06:44,179 --> 01:06:46,750 Well, she must really be something. 1161 01:06:47,751 --> 01:06:49,150 Well, yeah. 1162 01:06:49,184 --> 01:06:51,420 I mean, we have a lot in common. 1163 01:06:51,454 --> 01:06:54,056 Like I can tell her anything. 1164 01:06:54,088 --> 01:06:55,958 We've already made plans for tomorrow. 1165 01:06:55,990 --> 01:06:59,396 I mean, you just met this girl. 1166 01:06:59,429 --> 01:07:01,563 Yeah, but she's like- 1167 01:07:01,597 --> 01:07:05,702 So, so that's it then? 1168 01:07:07,570 --> 01:07:09,773 There's no more you and me? 1169 01:07:09,806 --> 01:07:10,806 No, Andy. 1170 01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,074 That's not what I meant. 1171 01:07:12,106 --> 01:07:14,175 I thought we could tell each other everything. 1172 01:07:15,612 --> 01:07:17,380 I thought we were best friends. 1173 01:07:17,414 --> 01:07:18,782 We can. 1174 01:07:18,815 --> 01:07:19,815 We are. 1175 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:25,755 I mean, what does she have that I don't have? 1176 01:07:26,255 --> 01:07:27,856 Well- 1177 01:07:27,891 --> 01:07:29,391 Well, that shouldn't matter. 1178 01:07:31,059 --> 01:07:35,431 Our friendship, our connection, 1179 01:07:36,733 --> 01:07:38,967 like that's real, pal. 1180 01:07:39,001 --> 01:07:40,536 That's as real as it gets. 1181 01:07:47,141 --> 01:07:48,445 You expect me to believe 1182 01:07:48,478 --> 01:07:51,681 that this girls knows you better than I do? 1183 01:07:51,713 --> 01:07:54,784 No, that's not what I meant. 1184 01:07:54,818 --> 01:07:56,318 Don't be stupid. 1185 01:07:57,454 --> 01:07:59,822 You're just drunk with infatuation 1186 01:07:59,856 --> 01:08:01,289 for some cute girl. 1187 01:08:03,893 --> 01:08:05,527 She's clouding your judgment, pal. 1188 01:08:05,561 --> 01:08:08,831 But I thought friends could tell each other anything? 1189 01:08:08,864 --> 01:08:10,500 I am your friend. 1190 01:08:10,532 --> 01:08:11,835 I care about you. 1191 01:08:12,735 --> 01:08:15,971 I will always be there for you. 1192 01:08:16,003 --> 01:08:17,707 Andy, that's not what I meant. 1193 01:08:19,442 --> 01:08:21,210 Can't you see? 1194 01:08:21,243 --> 01:08:23,746 She's already coming between us. 1195 01:08:26,215 --> 01:08:27,583 Friends, remember? 1196 01:08:28,984 --> 01:08:30,920 They have to be there for each other 1197 01:08:30,953 --> 01:08:31,953 no matter what. 1198 01:08:34,222 --> 01:08:37,860 Plus, we had plans for tomorrow. 1199 01:08:37,894 --> 01:08:38,894 We did? 1200 01:08:39,628 --> 01:08:40,963 Oh, you forgot? 1201 01:08:40,996 --> 01:08:41,996 Of course. 1202 01:08:43,097 --> 01:08:44,466 We were gonna play cards. 1203 01:08:46,636 --> 01:08:48,971 You said you wanted to play Go Fish. 1204 01:08:49,003 --> 01:08:51,305 I guess I did forget. 1205 01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:52,140 It's fine. 1206 01:08:52,173 --> 01:08:54,275 It's fine. 1207 01:08:54,309 --> 01:08:55,309 Go on your date. 1208 01:08:56,645 --> 01:08:58,780 This is obviously what's more important to you anyway. 1209 01:08:58,814 --> 01:08:59,615 No. 1210 01:08:59,649 --> 01:09:00,550 No, no, no, no, no. 1211 01:09:00,582 --> 01:09:02,952 You are important to me, Andy. 1212 01:09:02,985 --> 01:09:03,786 You are. 1213 01:09:03,819 --> 01:09:05,319 I'm sorry. 1214 01:09:05,354 --> 01:09:07,322 Hey, look, look. 1215 01:09:07,355 --> 01:09:10,659 I'll call her tomorrow and reschedule. 1216 01:09:10,693 --> 01:09:12,862 Okay, I didn't realize that we had plans. 1217 01:09:12,895 --> 01:09:14,396 I made a mistake, okay? 1218 01:09:16,899 --> 01:09:18,801 You would do that for me? 1219 01:09:18,835 --> 01:09:20,703 I'd do anything for my best friend. 1220 01:09:23,605 --> 01:09:24,605 There he is. 1221 01:09:26,842 --> 01:09:28,377 That's my guy. 1222 01:09:28,411 --> 01:09:29,845 I'm really sorry. 1223 01:09:33,180 --> 01:09:34,984 And I forgive you. 1224 01:09:35,018 --> 01:09:36,018 Pals? 1225 01:09:37,854 --> 01:09:38,988 Pals. 1226 01:09:43,826 --> 01:09:45,427 Liability limitations 1227 01:09:45,461 --> 01:09:47,430 from five million dollars cash. 1228 01:09:47,462 --> 01:09:48,640 That means instead of cutting off 1229 01:09:48,664 --> 01:09:51,033 all debt on that combination. 1230 01:09:51,065 --> 01:09:55,003 Don't even make 'em hard anymore. 1231 01:09:55,037 --> 01:09:57,974 Insurance limit to 10 million. 1232 01:10:59,801 --> 01:11:00,970 Hello? 1233 01:11:01,003 --> 01:11:02,003 Lisa. 1234 01:11:02,838 --> 01:11:04,873 Hi, it's David. 1235 01:11:04,907 --> 01:11:06,207 Oh, hi. 1236 01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:07,109 I'm so glad you called. 1237 01:11:07,141 --> 01:11:11,345 Lisa, I'm really sorry but- 1238 01:11:11,381 --> 01:11:12,381 What? 1239 01:11:13,347 --> 01:11:15,484 I have to cancel our plans for tonight. 1240 01:11:15,518 --> 01:11:17,185 Oh. 1241 01:11:17,219 --> 01:11:18,353 Is everything okay? 1242 01:11:18,387 --> 01:11:19,389 Oh, yes. 1243 01:11:19,421 --> 01:11:20,722 Everything's fine. 1244 01:11:22,356 --> 01:11:23,356 It's just... 1245 01:11:25,795 --> 01:11:27,362 Mom's just having a tough day 1246 01:11:27,396 --> 01:11:32,402 and I don't think I should leave her tonight. 1247 01:11:32,502 --> 01:11:33,746 Do you want me to come to your house? 1248 01:11:33,770 --> 01:11:34,737 I'd be happy to help. 1249 01:11:34,770 --> 01:11:36,038 No, no, no. 1250 01:11:37,006 --> 01:11:38,573 That won't be necessary. 1251 01:11:40,475 --> 01:11:42,310 She's pretty upset. 1252 01:11:42,344 --> 01:11:45,782 So, I think a new face might just confuse her, 1253 01:11:45,814 --> 01:11:46,815 make it worse. 1254 01:11:47,817 --> 01:11:50,153 Oh, well okay. 1255 01:11:50,185 --> 01:11:51,820 I'm sorry. 1256 01:11:51,854 --> 01:11:53,622 Can we reschedule for tomorrow? 1257 01:11:54,657 --> 01:11:56,391 I have work tomorrow. Maybe Saturday? 1258 01:11:57,694 --> 01:11:58,528 Okay. 1259 01:11:58,560 --> 01:11:59,595 That should be fine. 1260 01:12:01,463 --> 01:12:02,664 I'm so sorry again. 1261 01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:04,867 I understand. 1262 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:05,900 It's all right. 1263 01:12:08,037 --> 01:12:10,073 Okay, I've gotta go now. 1264 01:12:10,105 --> 01:12:11,140 All right. 1265 01:12:11,173 --> 01:12:12,173 Bye David. 1266 01:12:13,207 --> 01:12:15,110 Warm up with 50s and 60s and 70s 1267 01:12:15,144 --> 01:12:16,921 and eventually we'll see some of that warmer weather 1268 01:12:16,945 --> 01:12:18,680 move back into the southeast from the coast 1269 01:12:18,715 --> 01:12:20,291 but it won't be around for too much longer. 1270 01:12:20,314 --> 01:12:21,451 Thank goodness. 1271 01:12:21,484 --> 01:12:23,327 30s and 40s in the northern Rockies to the northwest. 1272 01:12:23,350 --> 01:12:25,387 60s and 70s in the southwest. 1273 01:12:25,421 --> 01:12:26,823 Latest satellite news right now. 1274 01:12:26,855 --> 01:12:27,789 Long Island is in the picture. 1275 01:12:27,823 --> 01:12:29,826 You can see a nice day there. 1276 01:12:29,859 --> 01:12:30,893 Shuffling the cards 1277 01:12:31,828 --> 01:12:32,828 so it's fair. 1278 01:12:33,729 --> 01:12:34,729 Okay. 1279 01:12:39,301 --> 01:12:40,502 Hmm. 1280 01:12:40,536 --> 01:12:42,704 Um, I think I'll go first. 1281 01:12:45,574 --> 01:12:46,943 Hmm. 1282 01:12:46,975 --> 01:12:49,712 Do you have any fours? 1283 01:12:55,818 --> 01:12:56,818 All right! 1284 01:12:57,686 --> 01:13:00,555 All right, one is better than nothing. 1285 01:13:00,590 --> 01:13:02,425 Okay, it's your turn. 1286 01:13:02,457 --> 01:13:04,226 Do you have any tens? 1287 01:13:05,927 --> 01:13:07,261 No. 1288 01:13:07,295 --> 01:13:08,797 Sorry, pal. Go fish. 1289 01:13:12,601 --> 01:13:13,601 Hmm. 1290 01:13:17,006 --> 01:13:18,807 Do you have any sevens? 1291 01:13:20,643 --> 01:13:21,643 Two sevens! 1292 01:13:22,377 --> 01:13:24,412 All right, it's must be my lucky day! 1293 01:13:28,350 --> 01:13:31,554 There's nothing like a little friendly competition. 1294 01:13:31,587 --> 01:13:32,587 Right, pal? 1295 01:13:33,823 --> 01:13:34,823 Right, pal. 1296 01:13:40,595 --> 01:13:42,931 This evening and goodnight. 1297 01:13:42,965 --> 01:13:44,934 It's always nice to have you with us on air. 1298 01:13:44,966 --> 01:13:46,333 Goodnight. 1299 01:13:46,368 --> 01:13:49,037 Hey Mom, can I get you a snack before bed? 1300 01:13:57,512 --> 01:13:58,512 Mom? 1301 01:14:13,029 --> 01:14:18,033 Mom! 1302 01:14:24,573 --> 01:14:27,643 Mom! 1303 01:14:27,676 --> 01:14:28,978 No, no, no. 1304 01:14:29,011 --> 01:14:30,011 No, no, no! 1305 01:14:39,788 --> 01:14:41,189 Lucille! 1306 01:14:41,224 --> 01:14:42,123 Mom! 1307 01:14:42,158 --> 01:14:43,192 Mom, Mom! 1308 01:14:43,225 --> 01:14:44,060 Lucille! 1309 01:14:44,092 --> 01:14:45,194 Lucille! 1310 01:14:45,228 --> 01:14:46,295 Lucille Glauer. 1311 01:14:46,328 --> 01:14:47,395 Shit! 1312 01:14:47,430 --> 01:14:48,965 Go, go, go! 1313 01:14:48,997 --> 01:14:49,798 Go! 1314 01:14:49,832 --> 01:14:51,868 Get the fuck out of the way. 1315 01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:53,135 Stupid fuck! 1316 01:14:54,337 --> 01:14:55,380 What are you gonna do, David? 1317 01:14:55,404 --> 01:14:56,805 What are you gonna do? 1318 01:15:02,411 --> 01:15:03,212 Stop! 1319 01:15:03,246 --> 01:15:04,246 Stop! 1320 01:15:05,046 --> 01:15:06,046 Fucking find her. 1321 01:15:09,685 --> 01:15:10,685 Ah, shit. 1322 01:15:17,359 --> 01:15:19,528 911. 1323 01:15:32,807 --> 01:15:33,609 Hello? 1324 01:15:33,643 --> 01:15:34,777 Lisa. 1325 01:15:34,810 --> 01:15:36,645 Lisa, it's David. 1326 01:15:36,679 --> 01:15:37,813 David, I didn't expect- 1327 01:15:37,846 --> 01:15:39,481 Lisa, I need your help. 1328 01:15:39,515 --> 01:15:40,850 Oh no. What happened? 1329 01:15:40,882 --> 01:15:42,184 She's missing. 1330 01:15:42,217 --> 01:15:43,752 Mom's missing. 1331 01:15:43,786 --> 01:15:45,654 She just wandered out the front door. 1332 01:15:45,688 --> 01:15:48,123 I only left her alone for a minute. 1333 01:15:48,157 --> 01:15:49,958 David, calm down. 1334 01:15:49,992 --> 01:15:51,493 We're going to find her. 1335 01:15:51,527 --> 01:15:52,761 Where are you? 1336 01:15:58,067 --> 01:15:59,067 Sorry. 1337 01:15:59,801 --> 01:16:00,878 I didn't wanna call the police. 1338 01:16:00,903 --> 01:16:01,737 I didn't want them to- 1339 01:16:01,770 --> 01:16:03,572 David, we're gonna find her together. 1340 01:16:03,605 --> 01:16:05,317 We just need to think about where she might have gone. 1341 01:16:05,341 --> 01:16:06,685 Have you checked the Senior Center? 1342 01:16:06,708 --> 01:16:07,710 I already checked. 1343 01:16:08,711 --> 01:16:10,112 Okay. 1344 01:16:10,145 --> 01:16:11,012 Okay. 1345 01:16:11,046 --> 01:16:12,747 Um, well where else did she use to go 1346 01:16:12,782 --> 01:16:14,850 regularly when she was younger? 1347 01:16:14,884 --> 01:16:15,884 Oh my god. 1348 01:16:17,552 --> 01:16:18,552 That's it. 1349 01:16:19,854 --> 01:16:20,854 Frank. 1350 01:16:36,372 --> 01:16:37,707 Mom. 1351 01:16:37,739 --> 01:16:39,475 Mom, what are you doin'? 1352 01:16:39,507 --> 01:16:40,842 The bus is late. 1353 01:16:41,978 --> 01:16:44,546 They're usually here at 6:00. 1354 01:16:44,579 --> 01:16:45,579 Mom, Mom. 1355 01:16:46,416 --> 01:16:48,283 You need to come with us right now. 1356 01:16:48,317 --> 01:16:52,587 Frank is playing a show tonight at the Blue Bird. 1357 01:16:52,621 --> 01:16:53,956 Now I'll be late. 1358 01:16:53,989 --> 01:16:56,524 He'll hate if I'm late. 1359 01:16:56,559 --> 01:16:57,525 Hi, Lucille. 1360 01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:58,927 Are you waiting for the bus? 1361 01:16:58,961 --> 01:17:01,229 No, I'm waiting for the goddamn pope! 1362 01:17:01,262 --> 01:17:02,832 What the hell does it look like? 1363 01:17:02,864 --> 01:17:03,865 Lucille, the bus is late 1364 01:17:03,899 --> 01:17:05,600 because it broke down a few stops away. 1365 01:17:05,634 --> 01:17:08,270 Can David and I give you a ride instead? 1366 01:17:08,304 --> 01:17:09,637 Uh. 1367 01:17:11,039 --> 01:17:12,039 Yeah. 1368 01:17:13,009 --> 01:17:16,278 I suppose that would be fine. 1369 01:17:19,015 --> 01:17:19,814 All right. 1370 01:17:19,849 --> 01:17:21,516 Let's stand up. 1371 01:17:21,550 --> 01:17:26,555 You know the word routine comes from route. 1372 01:17:29,625 --> 01:17:33,828 You wouldn't know it though from this shitty bus route. 1373 01:17:33,863 --> 01:17:36,164 I know, I know. 1374 01:17:36,198 --> 01:17:38,934 They look so pretty too. 1375 01:17:38,967 --> 01:17:40,503 Do you have a date with Frank? 1376 01:18:34,657 --> 01:18:36,292 Even 10 minutes is a long time 1377 01:18:36,324 --> 01:18:37,326 to be away from you. 1378 01:18:39,828 --> 01:18:41,564 Goodnight, Frank. 1379 01:18:41,596 --> 01:18:42,596 It's... 1380 01:18:44,467 --> 01:18:45,467 Sweet dreams, Mom. 1381 01:18:56,579 --> 01:18:57,680 Can I get you a drink? 1382 01:19:02,385 --> 01:19:03,453 Watch your step. 1383 01:19:17,932 --> 01:19:19,902 Home sweet home. 1384 01:19:19,935 --> 01:19:20,935 It's nice. 1385 01:19:22,506 --> 01:19:23,506 It's very cozy. 1386 01:19:25,039 --> 01:19:26,742 It's a perfect place to escape to. 1387 01:19:30,579 --> 01:19:32,780 Didn't you say your dad was a jazz player? 1388 01:19:32,814 --> 01:19:34,182 Yes. 1389 01:19:34,216 --> 01:19:35,216 Piano. 1390 01:19:36,619 --> 01:19:38,052 You wanna hear one of his tapes? 1391 01:19:38,087 --> 01:19:39,087 Of course. 1392 01:19:56,271 --> 01:19:58,173 This was always one of my favorites. 1393 01:20:00,409 --> 01:20:01,911 We played it at Dad's funeral. 1394 01:20:03,945 --> 01:20:04,945 He's handsome. 1395 01:20:06,981 --> 01:20:08,751 How long ago did he pass? 1396 01:20:08,783 --> 01:20:09,952 Hmm. 1397 01:20:09,984 --> 01:20:11,186 Almost 10 years now. 1398 01:20:13,456 --> 01:20:14,923 Mom was much better back then. 1399 01:20:27,604 --> 01:20:29,439 How about your folks? 1400 01:20:29,471 --> 01:20:31,372 They live in Florida with my sister. 1401 01:20:32,841 --> 01:20:33,809 I came here to go to school 1402 01:20:33,841 --> 01:20:36,945 and then I decided to stay after I graduated. 1403 01:20:38,113 --> 01:20:39,481 So you're all alone here? 1404 01:20:40,716 --> 01:20:41,817 I wouldn't say that. 1405 01:20:53,061 --> 01:20:56,030 I can't thank you enough for all your help tonight. 1406 01:20:56,064 --> 01:20:57,733 It's totally fine. 1407 01:20:57,765 --> 01:20:59,001 I was happy to help. 1408 01:20:59,969 --> 01:21:01,604 You were probably terrified. 1409 01:21:01,637 --> 01:21:02,904 Yeah, I was. 1410 01:21:05,173 --> 01:21:06,173 I'm better now. 1411 01:21:12,314 --> 01:21:15,050 You know what my dad used to say? 1412 01:21:16,150 --> 01:21:19,087 Sometimes you don't realize your own strength 1413 01:21:20,021 --> 01:21:22,725 until you come face to face 1414 01:21:22,757 --> 01:21:24,158 with your greatest weakness. 1415 01:22:50,579 --> 01:22:51,579 Oh. 1416 01:23:13,536 --> 01:23:15,704 I uh- 1417 01:23:15,738 --> 01:23:17,171 David, what was that? 1418 01:23:17,206 --> 01:23:18,239 I'm sorry. 1419 01:23:18,273 --> 01:23:19,509 I just got excited and- 1420 01:23:19,542 --> 01:23:20,908 No, no. The video. 1421 01:23:22,310 --> 01:23:23,310 Oh. 1422 01:23:24,078 --> 01:23:25,614 It's nothing. 1423 01:23:25,648 --> 01:23:27,048 Was that from Video Rendezvous? 1424 01:23:27,082 --> 01:23:27,882 I said it's nothing. 1425 01:23:27,916 --> 01:23:29,452 Well, who was that creepy guy? 1426 01:23:29,485 --> 01:23:31,387 He's no one, okay? 1427 01:23:33,489 --> 01:23:34,757 He's no one. 1428 01:23:37,091 --> 01:23:39,360 David, I don't understand what you're saying. 1429 01:23:39,395 --> 01:23:40,829 No, you wouldn't understand. 1430 01:23:48,036 --> 01:23:48,904 I think I should go. 1431 01:23:48,936 --> 01:23:50,338 Yeah, I think you should. 1432 01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:43,426 Every year we took Penny to the fair 1433 01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:46,127 and we would give her a corn dog 1434 01:24:48,664 --> 01:24:52,067 and then go on that tilt-a-whirl. 1435 01:24:56,773 --> 01:24:58,841 And she would always throw up. 1436 01:25:04,246 --> 01:25:06,047 Hi, it's Lisa. 1437 01:25:07,315 --> 01:25:08,917 If you're there, please pick up. 1438 01:25:11,887 --> 01:25:13,555 I wanted to call and apologize. 1439 01:25:15,122 --> 01:25:16,122 Frank. 1440 01:25:17,059 --> 01:25:19,261 That's nice. 1441 01:25:19,293 --> 01:25:20,829 That's nice. 1442 01:25:20,863 --> 01:25:22,664 I'm not really sure what for 1443 01:25:22,698 --> 01:25:24,365 but I just... 1444 01:25:24,399 --> 01:25:26,301 I thought things were going really well 1445 01:25:27,636 --> 01:25:30,974 and I just hoped we could talk about it. 1446 01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:34,777 It seems silly to fight over some tape. 1447 01:25:36,043 --> 01:25:37,043 Too bad. 1448 01:25:38,079 --> 01:25:39,079 Too bad. 1449 01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:41,551 Too bad. 1450 01:25:41,583 --> 01:25:43,386 I'd like to see you again. 1451 01:25:43,418 --> 01:25:45,688 Maybe I can come by for dinner. 1452 01:25:49,759 --> 01:25:51,828 Too bad. Too bad. 1453 01:25:51,860 --> 01:25:52,895 Too bad. Too bad. 1454 01:25:52,929 --> 01:25:54,596 Here they would build schools, 1455 01:25:54,631 --> 01:25:57,265 educate their children, reclaim. 1456 01:25:57,298 --> 01:25:58,534 Oh, come on rock. 1457 01:25:58,568 --> 01:26:00,301 You've just gotta wake up. 1458 01:26:00,335 --> 01:26:01,738 Come on. Come on! 1459 01:26:03,706 --> 01:26:05,306 Oh, phooey. 1460 01:26:05,340 --> 01:26:06,943 Oh, what's the use? 1461 01:26:06,975 --> 01:26:09,878 Nobody is ever gonna believe that I met a talking rock. 1462 01:26:10,779 --> 01:26:13,682 Well, who cares anyway? I've got better things to do 1463 01:26:13,716 --> 01:26:16,519 than waste my time talking to rude rocks. 1464 01:27:27,154 --> 01:27:28,154 Andy? 1465 01:27:31,394 --> 01:27:32,394 Andy? 1466 01:27:36,632 --> 01:27:37,632 Andy. 1467 01:28:05,094 --> 01:28:06,462 Where the fuck? 1468 01:28:10,832 --> 01:28:11,833 Frank. 1469 01:28:11,868 --> 01:28:13,802 Do we have any more tape? 1470 01:28:25,014 --> 01:28:26,582 Frank, do we have any more tape? 1471 01:28:26,615 --> 01:28:27,884 This stuff is useless. 1472 01:28:27,917 --> 01:28:29,585 It must be expired. 1473 01:29:08,157 --> 01:29:09,224 Good lord. 1474 01:29:09,256 --> 01:29:10,493 Calm yourself. 1475 01:29:10,525 --> 01:29:14,261 No sense getting upset over a little tape. 1476 01:29:16,230 --> 01:29:17,567 A little tape? 1477 01:29:19,266 --> 01:29:20,435 A little tape? 1478 01:29:23,706 --> 01:29:25,239 You 1479 01:29:25,273 --> 01:29:26,273 fucking 1480 01:29:27,643 --> 01:29:28,911 bitch! 1481 01:29:33,548 --> 01:29:38,220 Do you have any idea what you've taken from me? 1482 01:29:40,222 --> 01:29:41,222 Everything! 1483 01:29:42,557 --> 01:29:45,228 You've taken everything from me! 1484 01:29:56,104 --> 01:29:56,972 Fuck! 1485 01:29:57,006 --> 01:29:58,340 Fuck! 1486 01:29:58,372 --> 01:29:59,641 Fuck! 1487 01:29:59,675 --> 01:30:00,475 Fuck! 1488 01:30:00,510 --> 01:30:02,912 Get the fuck out of the way! 1489 01:30:02,944 --> 01:30:04,247 Andy! 1490 01:30:04,279 --> 01:30:05,279 Andy! 1491 01:30:10,453 --> 01:30:11,487 Help. 1492 01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:13,256 Please, Andy. 1493 01:30:13,287 --> 01:30:14,422 I need Andy. 1494 01:30:16,458 --> 01:30:17,460 I need Andy. 1495 01:30:19,796 --> 01:30:20,962 Andy! 1496 01:30:20,997 --> 01:30:21,997 I need Andy! 1497 01:30:23,399 --> 01:30:26,002 I don't know anyone named Andy. 1498 01:30:26,034 --> 01:30:27,270 "Rent-a-Pal!" 1499 01:30:27,301 --> 01:30:30,337 I need "Rent-a-Pal!" 1500 01:30:30,372 --> 01:30:31,573 Hey, buddy! 1501 01:30:31,606 --> 01:30:32,475 You better calm it down 1502 01:30:32,507 --> 01:30:33,943 or we're gonna have a real problem. 1503 01:30:42,819 --> 01:30:47,422 I need a video tape you sell here. 1504 01:30:47,456 --> 01:30:50,693 It's called "Rent-a-Pal". 1505 01:30:51,894 --> 01:30:55,463 Where can I find one? 1506 01:31:19,020 --> 01:31:19,822 Please. 1507 01:31:19,855 --> 01:31:21,923 Please, just take it. 1508 01:31:21,957 --> 01:31:23,458 It's on the house. 1509 01:31:25,328 --> 01:31:27,829 That's very generous of you. 1510 01:31:55,690 --> 01:31:57,126 Come on. Come on. 1511 01:31:58,293 --> 01:31:59,293 Come on. 1512 01:32:00,729 --> 01:32:02,797 Hi. I'm Andy. 1513 01:32:02,832 --> 01:32:04,233 Thanks for being here today. 1514 01:32:05,234 --> 01:32:07,670 Well, let's cut to the chase. 1515 01:32:08,904 --> 01:32:11,207 I'm here to be your friend. 1516 01:32:11,239 --> 01:32:12,041 How does that sound? 1517 01:32:12,073 --> 01:32:14,443 That sounds wonderful. 1518 01:32:14,476 --> 01:32:17,313 Sounds absolutely wonderful, Andy. 1519 01:32:19,448 --> 01:32:20,448 Whoa. 1520 01:32:21,216 --> 01:32:22,216 Whoa. 1521 01:32:23,118 --> 01:32:25,820 Hey, nice digs. 1522 01:32:25,854 --> 01:32:27,689 Did you decorate everything yourself? 1523 01:32:28,658 --> 01:32:30,525 Well, I'm excited. 1524 01:32:30,559 --> 01:32:32,662 I mean I am really excited. 1525 01:32:34,162 --> 01:32:36,364 I gotta be honest with you here. 1526 01:32:36,399 --> 01:32:38,567 I have been waiting for this moment 1527 01:32:38,600 --> 01:32:40,703 for what feels like forever. 1528 01:32:41,804 --> 01:32:44,974 I mean, gosh, I am just so pleased 1529 01:32:45,006 --> 01:32:47,944 that you decided to take this journey with me. 1530 01:32:47,976 --> 01:32:49,878 We're going to get to know each other. 1531 01:32:49,912 --> 01:32:52,981 We're going to talk about whatever you want. 1532 01:32:53,015 --> 01:32:54,483 But more than anything, 1533 01:32:54,516 --> 01:32:55,784 we're gonna have some fun 1534 01:32:56,786 --> 01:32:59,988 and hopefully it's the start of a beautiful relationship. 1535 01:33:01,056 --> 01:33:02,658 What do you say? 1536 01:33:02,692 --> 01:33:03,559 That's great. 1537 01:33:03,591 --> 01:33:05,127 That's great. 1538 01:33:05,161 --> 01:33:06,228 To friendship. 1539 01:33:06,261 --> 01:33:07,697 To friendship. 1540 01:33:07,729 --> 01:33:11,667 You, you have got good taste, pal. 1541 01:33:13,234 --> 01:33:14,502 I'm so glad you're here. 1542 01:33:14,537 --> 01:33:15,704 I was terribly worried. 1543 01:33:16,872 --> 01:33:18,408 Tell me more about that. 1544 01:33:18,442 --> 01:33:21,777 My mother, she was confused. 1545 01:33:21,810 --> 01:33:24,145 I'm so sorry. 1546 01:33:25,914 --> 01:33:28,684 I don't know what I would've done without you. 1547 01:33:28,717 --> 01:33:29,518 Oh. 1548 01:33:29,551 --> 01:33:30,551 Wow. 1549 01:33:32,389 --> 01:33:34,323 Ah, that sounds like a tough time, pal. 1550 01:33:35,224 --> 01:33:37,126 I'm sorry to hear about that. 1551 01:33:37,158 --> 01:33:38,293 You're not angry? 1552 01:33:39,694 --> 01:33:41,197 That's what friends are for. 1553 01:33:42,264 --> 01:33:44,166 To be there for each other 1554 01:33:44,199 --> 01:33:45,600 when all the chips are down. 1555 01:33:47,069 --> 01:33:48,938 And that's why I'm here for you, pal. 1556 01:33:50,939 --> 01:33:53,141 Hey, now I don't know about you, 1557 01:33:53,175 --> 01:33:55,043 but this is really bumming me out. 1558 01:33:55,077 --> 01:33:58,381 So, how about we talk about something else? 1559 01:33:58,414 --> 01:33:59,382 Like what? 1560 01:33:59,416 --> 01:34:01,350 Moms are so interesting, aren't they? 1561 01:34:03,918 --> 01:34:05,820 What do you mean? 1562 01:34:05,854 --> 01:34:07,323 We don't need her. 1563 01:34:07,355 --> 01:34:08,524 We have each other. 1564 01:34:09,458 --> 01:34:12,761 Now, let's have a good time. 1565 01:34:14,630 --> 01:34:16,231 What did you have in mind? 1566 01:34:16,265 --> 01:34:17,966 Well, what do you say to a game? 1567 01:34:31,247 --> 01:34:32,247 Frank. 1568 01:34:33,748 --> 01:34:35,784 I've fallen. 1569 01:34:48,197 --> 01:34:49,931 Look at your face. 1570 01:34:51,033 --> 01:34:52,502 It's all smashed up. 1571 01:34:57,139 --> 01:34:57,939 Here. 1572 01:34:57,972 --> 01:34:59,376 Let me help you up. 1573 01:35:01,277 --> 01:35:02,578 That a girl. 1574 01:35:02,610 --> 01:35:03,610 Whoa. 1575 01:35:09,350 --> 01:35:10,350 Frank. 1576 01:35:12,456 --> 01:35:13,855 I wanna sit down. 1577 01:35:26,368 --> 01:35:27,368 David? 1578 01:35:30,038 --> 01:35:31,038 Mom. 1579 01:35:41,585 --> 01:35:43,719 You know what I think? 1580 01:35:43,752 --> 01:35:45,921 What, sweetie? 1581 01:35:46,788 --> 01:35:50,024 You're the reason Dad killed himself. 1582 01:36:19,456 --> 01:36:20,989 Wow! 1583 01:36:21,023 --> 01:36:22,690 I don't believe you! 1584 01:36:23,826 --> 01:36:26,261 Man, they always say friendships are full of surprises 1585 01:36:26,295 --> 01:36:31,300 but, boy, that one really really took me by surprise. 1586 01:36:33,668 --> 01:36:35,237 I'll tell you what. 1587 01:36:35,270 --> 01:36:38,974 I bet you're full of surprises, aren't you? 1588 01:36:42,110 --> 01:36:44,880 It reminds me of a saying. 1589 01:36:44,913 --> 01:36:47,182 Sometimes you don't realize your own strength 1590 01:36:47,216 --> 01:36:52,220 until you come face to face with your greatest weakness. 1591 01:36:52,887 --> 01:36:54,423 Well, it's true. 1592 01:36:54,457 --> 01:36:55,457 So forget that girl. 1593 01:36:56,426 --> 01:36:57,760 We don't need her. 1594 01:36:57,792 --> 01:36:59,261 We have each other. 1595 01:36:59,295 --> 01:37:01,063 We have each other. 1596 01:37:01,095 --> 01:37:02,095 It's okay, pal. 1597 01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:05,435 It's all right. 1598 01:37:05,467 --> 01:37:08,337 We don't need her, do we? 1599 01:37:08,369 --> 01:37:10,072 No. No, we don't. 1600 01:37:11,239 --> 01:37:13,376 We don't need her. 1601 01:37:13,409 --> 01:37:15,144 We have each other. 1602 01:37:16,378 --> 01:37:17,947 You got what you wanted. 1603 01:37:17,979 --> 01:37:20,815 Now we can forget about her, okay? 1604 01:37:23,686 --> 01:37:25,820 She didn't understand. 1605 01:37:25,854 --> 01:37:27,155 It's not her fault. 1606 01:37:28,157 --> 01:37:30,659 Most people don't have what we have. 1607 01:37:32,662 --> 01:37:33,662 But you know what? 1608 01:37:35,431 --> 01:37:38,132 This, this moment, 1609 01:37:41,537 --> 01:37:43,204 this is what friends are for. 1610 01:37:44,840 --> 01:37:46,809 To be there for each other 1611 01:37:46,841 --> 01:37:48,545 when all the chips are down. 1612 01:37:50,779 --> 01:37:53,483 And that's why I'm here for you, pal. 1613 01:37:58,988 --> 01:38:01,490 But, I gotta be honest with you here. 1614 01:38:01,524 --> 01:38:04,025 I have been waiting for this moment 1615 01:38:04,059 --> 01:38:05,462 for what feels like forever. 1616 01:38:07,262 --> 01:38:10,432 And, gosh, I am just so pleased 1617 01:38:10,466 --> 01:38:13,403 that you decided to take this journey with me. 1618 01:38:13,435 --> 01:38:15,371 We're going to get to know each other. 1619 01:38:15,404 --> 01:38:18,172 We're going to talk about whatever you want. 1620 01:38:18,207 --> 01:38:20,009 But, more than anything. 1621 01:38:20,042 --> 01:38:22,176 We're gonna have some fun. 1622 01:38:22,211 --> 01:38:25,346 And hopefully it's the start of a beautiful relationship. 1623 01:38:26,382 --> 01:38:27,382 What do you say? 1624 01:38:29,284 --> 01:38:31,220 Sounds fucking weird, Andy. 1625 01:38:32,421 --> 01:38:33,523 David? 1626 01:38:52,509 --> 01:38:53,509 Hi. 1627 01:38:55,511 --> 01:38:56,511 Hi. 1628 01:38:58,346 --> 01:38:59,847 Thanks for being here today. 1629 01:39:00,849 --> 01:39:02,016 You got my message? 1630 01:39:04,353 --> 01:39:07,590 I'm here to be your friend. 1631 01:39:07,623 --> 01:39:08,923 How's that sound? 1632 01:39:10,527 --> 01:39:12,429 I brought a lasagna for your mom. 1633 01:39:14,128 --> 01:39:15,532 I've got just the thing. 1634 01:39:16,599 --> 01:39:18,300 I'll tell you my best joke. 1635 01:39:19,636 --> 01:39:22,104 Stop me if you've heard this one. 1636 01:39:22,136 --> 01:39:24,006 David, what's, what's going on? 1637 01:39:34,617 --> 01:39:36,952 David, what did you do? 1638 01:39:36,984 --> 01:39:38,621 No, no, no, no, no. 1639 01:39:38,654 --> 01:39:40,889 I know what you're thinking and I know. 1640 01:39:40,922 --> 01:39:43,057 But hey, this is a little weird for me too. 1641 01:39:43,091 --> 01:39:43,992 David, move! 1642 01:39:44,025 --> 01:39:45,103 I've never done this before 1643 01:39:45,127 --> 01:39:47,328 so it's totally new to me. 1644 01:39:47,363 --> 01:39:48,698 It's new for both of us. 1645 01:39:49,565 --> 01:39:50,643 But I guess that just means 1646 01:39:50,667 --> 01:39:53,301 we're in this together, right? 1647 01:39:53,335 --> 01:39:55,671 You've got my back and I've got yours. 1648 01:39:57,640 --> 01:39:58,608 All right. 1649 01:39:58,640 --> 01:39:59,743 Let's just dive in. 1650 01:39:59,775 --> 01:40:00,777 Stay away from me! 1651 01:40:03,979 --> 01:40:06,314 You know, I lived at home for most of my life. 1652 01:40:07,282 --> 01:40:08,851 It was tough. 1653 01:40:08,884 --> 01:40:10,520 Especially with parents like mine. 1654 01:40:13,221 --> 01:40:15,323 You know the type, right? 1655 01:40:15,356 --> 01:40:17,726 Overbearing, demanding, 1656 01:40:17,761 --> 01:40:19,662 nothing's ever good enough. 1657 01:40:21,363 --> 01:40:22,507 It's a wonder I didn't turn out 1658 01:40:22,532 --> 01:40:25,100 to be some sort of disturbed maniac. 1659 01:41:22,826 --> 01:41:24,661 Help! 1660 01:41:24,694 --> 01:41:26,360 Someone please help! 1661 01:41:28,130 --> 01:41:29,130 Help! 1662 01:41:31,233 --> 01:41:32,167 Help, please! 1663 01:41:32,201 --> 01:41:33,502 Someone call 911! 1664 01:42:29,224 --> 01:42:30,993 Hi. I'm Andy. 1665 01:42:31,025 --> 01:42:32,159 Thanks for being here today. 1666 01:42:32,194 --> 01:42:33,395 Now let's have a good time. 1667 01:42:33,429 --> 01:42:34,328 Let's cut to the chase. 1668 01:42:34,363 --> 01:42:35,631 I'm here to be your friend. 1669 01:42:35,664 --> 01:42:36,932 We're gonna have some fun. 1670 01:42:36,966 --> 01:42:38,001 How's that sound? 1671 01:42:38,033 --> 01:42:39,067 Whoa. 1672 01:42:39,100 --> 01:42:41,703 I gotta be honest with you. Nice digs. 1673 01:42:41,738 --> 01:42:43,372 Wow! I guess it could be worse. 1674 01:42:43,405 --> 01:42:44,917 I don't believe it! I could have cancer. 1675 01:42:44,940 --> 01:42:46,576 To friendship. 1676 01:42:47,609 --> 01:42:48,944 Man, they always say friendships 1677 01:42:48,978 --> 01:42:50,412 are full of surprises but, boy. 1678 01:42:50,445 --> 01:42:51,547 But I guess that just means 1679 01:42:51,581 --> 01:42:53,148 we're in this together, right? 1680 01:42:53,180 --> 01:42:54,115 Really took me by surprise. 1681 01:42:54,149 --> 01:42:56,083 I can't wait to see how it turns out. 1682 01:42:56,118 --> 01:42:57,720 I'll tell you what. 1683 01:42:57,753 --> 01:42:59,721 I bet you're full of surprises, aren't you? 1684 01:43:00,657 --> 01:43:02,224 When you come face to face. 1685 01:43:02,256 --> 01:43:03,091 Nothing like a little friendly competition. 1686 01:43:03,125 --> 01:43:04,460 Greatest weakness. 1687 01:43:06,295 --> 01:43:07,295 Aw. 1688 01:43:08,363 --> 01:43:10,033 Aw, no, really? 1689 01:43:11,365 --> 01:43:12,365 Right now? 1690 01:43:14,069 --> 01:43:16,738 Aw, but we were having so much fun. 1691 01:43:16,773 --> 01:43:17,773 You're leaving? 1692 01:43:20,475 --> 01:43:22,077 Oh. 1693 01:43:22,109 --> 01:43:23,109 Okay. 1694 01:43:24,613 --> 01:43:27,248 Well, I guess all good times 1695 01:43:27,282 --> 01:43:28,283 must come to an end. 1696 01:43:30,953 --> 01:43:31,921 Don't worry about me. 1697 01:43:31,954 --> 01:43:32,988 I'll be fine. 1698 01:43:37,827 --> 01:43:40,362 We sure had a great time, didn't we? 1699 01:43:44,131 --> 01:43:45,635 I'm glad to hear you say that. 1700 01:43:47,970 --> 01:43:49,337 Right, I know. 1701 01:43:51,273 --> 01:43:52,475 I know. You've gotta go. 1702 01:43:54,242 --> 01:43:57,613 Well, it's been great. 1703 01:43:59,881 --> 01:44:00,881 And hey, 1704 01:44:01,751 --> 01:44:05,887 I'll always be right here waiting for you. 1705 01:44:09,626 --> 01:44:10,626 Take care 1706 01:44:12,528 --> 01:44:14,764 and I'll be seeing you. 1707 01:44:16,064 --> 01:44:17,164 So long, pal. 1708 01:47:58,820 --> 01:47:59,889 Yeah. 1709 01:48:09,748 --> 01:48:11,668 Subtitles by explosiveskull