1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:02,577 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:10,949 --> 00:00:12,651 I was visiting the beach 3 00:00:12,686 --> 00:00:15,121 my grandmother used to take me to as a child. 4 00:00:15,154 --> 00:00:18,192 I had her beautiful locket on around my neck. 5 00:00:18,224 --> 00:00:20,960 Grand-dad had given it to her before they were married, 6 00:00:20,993 --> 00:00:24,198 when he knew she was the one. 7 00:00:24,230 --> 00:00:28,266 When Grand-dad passed away, she gave it to me and she said, 8 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:31,804 "I've lost the love of my life, 9 00:00:31,838 --> 00:00:35,843 and now, it's time for you to find yours." 10 00:00:35,875 --> 00:00:38,945 That night, I realized that the locket she had gifted me 11 00:00:38,978 --> 00:00:40,680 no longer hung around my neck, 12 00:00:40,713 --> 00:00:42,850 so I returned to the beach. 13 00:00:42,881 --> 00:00:45,851 It was an impossible task. 14 00:00:45,884 --> 00:00:49,689 I mean, the only light came from this sky full of stars 15 00:00:49,722 --> 00:00:52,725 and a glow from a grand house on the shore. 16 00:00:52,758 --> 00:00:54,993 I was on my hands and knees, 17 00:00:55,027 --> 00:00:58,430 just sifting through grains of sand, when... 18 00:00:58,465 --> 00:01:00,334 take a deep breath... 19 00:01:02,101 --> 00:01:05,873 A beautiful young man came out of that grand house 20 00:01:05,906 --> 00:01:08,040 on the shore to walk his dog. 21 00:01:08,075 --> 00:01:11,745 He stopped right in front of me, and just then, 22 00:01:11,778 --> 00:01:13,412 I kid you not, 23 00:01:13,445 --> 00:01:16,349 a shooting star lit up the night sky 24 00:01:16,382 --> 00:01:20,787 and illuminated my grandmother's locket right under his feet! 25 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:24,224 And we want our special day to reflect that magic. 26 00:01:24,257 --> 00:01:27,361 A fairy tale should be celebrated like a fairy tale! 27 00:01:27,394 --> 00:01:30,763 Okay, you're young, so I feel like I have to tell you 28 00:01:30,795 --> 00:01:33,932 that there's no such thing as a real-life fairy tale. 29 00:01:33,966 --> 00:01:36,370 Obviously, I'm not under the delusion 30 00:01:36,402 --> 00:01:38,337 that I'm living in an actual fairy tale! 31 00:01:38,371 --> 00:01:41,709 But never underestimate the power of romantic love. 32 00:01:41,741 --> 00:01:44,242 Oh, I know, people love romance. 33 00:01:44,276 --> 00:01:47,013 That's because everyone, deep down, 34 00:01:47,045 --> 00:01:49,147 wants nothing more than someone to love. 35 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:50,751 It's the story of humanity! 36 00:01:50,783 --> 00:01:52,953 I think you're skipping a couple wars... 37 00:01:52,985 --> 00:01:55,421 It is why Shakespeare ended all of his comedies with a wedding. 38 00:01:55,454 --> 00:01:57,022 Jane Austen, wedding. 39 00:01:57,055 --> 00:02:00,159 It resonates on this primal level. 40 00:02:00,191 --> 00:02:01,962 It's weird, because marriage 41 00:02:01,995 --> 00:02:04,096 started as a contract of ownership, 42 00:02:04,129 --> 00:02:05,998 and now, it's kind of evolved 43 00:02:06,031 --> 00:02:08,134 into, at best, gross consumerism, 44 00:02:08,168 --> 00:02:10,837 and at worst, a tax cut. 45 00:02:12,438 --> 00:02:14,007 Yeah, I just thought part of your job 46 00:02:14,039 --> 00:02:16,810 would be, like, in generating enthusiasm, 47 00:02:16,842 --> 00:02:19,780 So, I just thought that as someone 48 00:02:19,812 --> 00:02:22,949 who makes her living from weddings, so... 49 00:02:22,981 --> 00:02:24,850 Oh, I don't make my living from weddings. 50 00:02:24,884 --> 00:02:25,953 - Of course you do. - Mm-mm. 51 00:02:25,985 --> 00:02:28,121 You're a caterer. 52 00:02:28,155 --> 00:02:30,090 Well, you're forgetting funerals. People die every day. 53 00:02:30,122 --> 00:02:31,924 I wanted to do business with you 54 00:02:31,957 --> 00:02:33,393 because I'm friends with your sister. 55 00:02:33,425 --> 00:02:35,495 She's my half-sister. 56 00:02:35,528 --> 00:02:37,430 I am not going to hire a wedding caterer 57 00:02:37,463 --> 00:02:39,966 who obviously has some issues with her love life. 58 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,468 Ha! 59 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:44,002 I'm in a very serious, loving relationship 60 00:02:44,036 --> 00:02:47,939 built in love, not a contract, or marriage hocus-pocus! 61 00:02:47,973 --> 00:02:49,509 This could have been a big contract for you. 62 00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:51,176 Well, guess what, toots? 63 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:53,111 I have big contracts coming out of my ass! 64 00:02:53,145 --> 00:02:55,448 Whoop, there went one! 65 00:02:55,481 --> 00:02:57,518 Whoop, oh, there's another one! 66 00:03:35,387 --> 00:03:37,890 Nathan? 67 00:03:43,094 --> 00:03:45,397 Babe? 68 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:51,103 What are you doing? Where's our furniture? 69 00:03:51,137 --> 00:03:55,175 You weren't trying to sneak out before I got home, were you? 70 00:03:55,207 --> 00:03:58,412 Gaby, I'm leaving. 71 00:04:00,079 --> 00:04:02,114 Now? 72 00:04:02,147 --> 00:04:05,117 We have dinner reservations. I had to put my card down. 73 00:04:05,150 --> 00:04:06,551 I told you I don't like fancy restaurants. 74 00:04:06,585 --> 00:04:08,588 It's my birthday! 75 00:04:08,621 --> 00:04:10,456 Excuse me. 76 00:04:10,489 --> 00:04:12,859 Don't you care about me? 77 00:04:12,893 --> 00:04:15,996 Look, we're wrong for each other. 78 00:04:16,028 --> 00:04:18,331 I thought you were just going to stay for a week or two, 79 00:04:18,365 --> 00:04:19,932 but we've been sitting here eating 80 00:04:19,966 --> 00:04:21,468 and watching TV for months. 81 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,101 It's the golden age of television! 82 00:04:23,134 --> 00:04:25,571 I've gained weight, I'm always getting sick. 83 00:04:25,603 --> 00:04:27,639 People say I'm pale! 84 00:04:27,673 --> 00:04:30,175 Well, we need to go to couples therapy. 85 00:04:30,209 --> 00:04:32,012 We just need a neutral third party 86 00:04:32,045 --> 00:04:34,014 to just take us by the hands... 87 00:04:34,045 --> 00:04:36,581 No one goes to couples therapy for a three-month relationship. 88 00:04:36,615 --> 00:04:39,151 We have no kids, no house, no cat. 89 00:04:39,185 --> 00:04:40,286 Well, I wanted a dog. 90 00:04:40,319 --> 00:04:42,055 So, get a dog. 91 00:04:42,086 --> 00:04:43,422 You're free! 92 00:04:43,454 --> 00:04:46,225 Get an alligator for all I care. 93 00:04:46,259 --> 00:04:47,560 Wait a minute, you can't leave. 94 00:04:47,593 --> 00:04:49,228 This is your fucking apartment! 95 00:04:49,262 --> 00:04:51,430 And you can have it. 96 00:04:51,463 --> 00:04:53,332 Where are you going? 97 00:04:53,365 --> 00:04:54,935 You're gonna go stay with your parents or something? 98 00:04:54,966 --> 00:04:56,435 You'd go crazy. 99 00:04:56,468 --> 00:04:57,971 Stay, stay! 100 00:04:58,002 --> 00:04:59,404 Come on, stay. 101 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:03,074 I'm moving in with someone, okay? 102 00:05:03,108 --> 00:05:07,012 I've reunited with an old girlfriend. 103 00:05:08,447 --> 00:05:10,182 Did she find you on Facebook? 104 00:05:11,985 --> 00:05:14,086 Oh, my God, that is so pathetic. 105 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,490 We like board games. 106 00:05:16,521 --> 00:05:19,158 Wow, so this whole time, 107 00:05:19,192 --> 00:05:21,627 you've been sneaking around behind my back 108 00:05:21,661 --> 00:05:24,064 to play board games? 109 00:05:24,096 --> 00:05:27,668 Oh, my God, you've actually done the impossible. 110 00:05:27,699 --> 00:05:31,637 You've managed to make having an affair... lame. 111 00:05:31,670 --> 00:05:33,240 So bitchy. 112 00:05:33,271 --> 00:05:35,574 Well, you're so boring! 113 00:05:35,608 --> 00:05:37,343 Look what you're carting around. 114 00:05:37,377 --> 00:05:39,612 Okay, this is you. 115 00:05:39,646 --> 00:05:41,148 I'm out of here. 116 00:05:48,252 --> 00:05:50,423 Oh, Gaby. 117 00:05:50,456 --> 00:05:52,658 You can't leave me, come on! 118 00:05:52,692 --> 00:05:54,060 I'm doing both of us a favour. 119 00:05:54,093 --> 00:05:55,728 We had a terrible relationship. 120 00:05:55,762 --> 00:05:58,463 "Have!" We have a terrible relationship! 121 00:05:58,497 --> 00:06:00,033 I mean, come on. 122 00:06:00,064 --> 00:06:02,567 I know I'm mouthy, and I'm irritable, 123 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,137 and I need to work on my core. 124 00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:05,439 Look at me! 125 00:06:05,471 --> 00:06:09,543 I'm a human being. Please! 126 00:06:10,574 --> 00:06:11,576 Please, I have feelings, please! 127 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:14,980 Please, sir! Please! 128 00:06:15,014 --> 00:06:16,348 Don't go. 129 00:06:16,382 --> 00:06:17,682 I'm going to Sarah's. 130 00:06:17,716 --> 00:06:19,418 Sarah? 131 00:06:19,451 --> 00:06:21,521 Sarah! Sarah? 132 00:06:21,552 --> 00:06:23,254 Wow! 133 00:07:30,557 --> 00:07:32,826 Ugh, God. 134 00:07:32,858 --> 00:07:35,360 I'm sorry I'm being such a downer. 135 00:07:35,394 --> 00:07:37,129 Thanks for the flowers, though. 136 00:07:37,163 --> 00:07:38,697 I really liked them. 137 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:40,199 Good, I didn't think I'd get to see you on your birthday. 138 00:07:40,233 --> 00:07:43,502 Yay! 139 00:07:43,536 --> 00:07:46,540 We were supposed to go to dinner tonight, me and Nathan. 140 00:07:46,572 --> 00:07:48,473 Would you want to come? 141 00:07:48,507 --> 00:07:51,242 Oh, I would, 142 00:07:51,276 --> 00:07:53,379 but like, this has been planned for a long time. 143 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:55,348 Otherwise, I would have cancelled, 144 00:07:55,379 --> 00:07:56,848 and then, tonight, Jeremy and I are going to see a show. 145 00:07:56,882 --> 00:07:58,651 Mm, yeah, no worries, no worries. 146 00:07:58,685 --> 00:08:00,487 This is super fun. 147 00:08:00,519 --> 00:08:03,521 It's helping me take my mind off of stupid Nathan. 148 00:08:03,555 --> 00:08:05,192 Well, to be honest with you, 149 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,725 it's a good thing you're not with Nathan anymore, 150 00:08:07,759 --> 00:08:09,762 because Nathan is a bit of a drip. 151 00:08:09,795 --> 00:08:13,766 He's like club soda. All bubbles, no taste. 152 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,870 He was like club soda no bubbles. 153 00:08:16,901 --> 00:08:19,737 Why didn't you say anything when I first started seeing him? 154 00:08:19,771 --> 00:08:21,574 I thought you might have a kid with him. 155 00:08:21,608 --> 00:08:24,610 Yeah, I might have, I guess, 156 00:08:24,644 --> 00:08:26,812 if it was the end times. 157 00:08:26,846 --> 00:08:29,249 See? It all worked out for the best, Gaby. 158 00:08:29,281 --> 00:08:31,382 Listen, go try something on. 159 00:08:31,415 --> 00:08:34,754 I am going to go make you a cocktail. 160 00:08:47,466 --> 00:08:49,201 Ew, no, no, no! 161 00:08:49,234 --> 00:08:50,336 Go find your mom! 162 00:08:50,369 --> 00:08:52,272 Amanda! 163 00:08:52,304 --> 00:08:53,572 No, no, no! 164 00:08:53,605 --> 00:08:55,841 He's touching all the cheese. 165 00:08:55,874 --> 00:08:57,275 What are you, like cheese police? 166 00:08:57,309 --> 00:08:59,311 He's five. 167 00:08:59,344 --> 00:09:00,879 It's not like he's contagious, like he has typhoid. 168 00:09:00,913 --> 00:09:04,250 Well, it's disgusting for everyone here. 169 00:09:04,283 --> 00:09:06,317 He just loves his cheese, don't you, buddy? 170 00:09:06,351 --> 00:09:08,453 Come on with Mommy. 171 00:09:33,879 --> 00:09:36,282 There's some really amazing stuff out there. 172 00:09:36,315 --> 00:09:37,816 Is there? 173 00:09:37,849 --> 00:09:39,485 Mm-hmm. 174 00:09:39,518 --> 00:09:40,686 How old are your kids? 175 00:09:40,719 --> 00:09:42,655 I don't have kids. 176 00:09:42,688 --> 00:09:43,956 Why would you assume I have kids? Not everyone has kids. 177 00:09:43,989 --> 00:09:46,325 I'm so sorry, I shouldn't make assumptions. 178 00:09:46,357 --> 00:09:47,661 Well, no need to apologize. 179 00:09:47,693 --> 00:09:49,495 I don't feel bad about it. 180 00:09:49,528 --> 00:09:50,962 You know, I'm a business owner, 181 00:09:50,996 --> 00:09:54,366 so I'm kind of more focused on my career. 182 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:55,769 I'm a mom and a hematologist. 183 00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:57,469 Oh, cool. 184 00:09:57,501 --> 00:09:58,636 So, I guess hematology is one of those careers 185 00:09:58,671 --> 00:09:59,940 where you can have kids. 186 00:09:59,972 --> 00:10:01,607 My husband and I make a great team. 187 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,509 We make it work. 188 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:05,878 And Amanda, you have your photography. 189 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:08,480 Yeah, but photography is a passion. 190 00:10:08,513 --> 00:10:10,615 Having kids and practicing law was too much. 191 00:10:10,649 --> 00:10:14,520 Yeah, it's also that kids are really bad for the environment. 192 00:10:14,553 --> 00:10:17,791 So, it's kind of, I guess you could say, an ethical thing. 193 00:10:17,823 --> 00:10:20,559 Tiny feet, big footprint. 194 00:10:20,592 --> 00:10:22,628 But there's ways to reduce your footprint, 195 00:10:22,661 --> 00:10:24,530 like this clothing swap! 196 00:10:24,563 --> 00:10:26,332 So, let's get out there before all the good stuff is gone! 197 00:10:26,365 --> 00:10:28,235 And who knows? 198 00:10:28,267 --> 00:10:30,536 Your kids could grow up to create a source of green energy. 199 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:32,004 Or find the cure for cancer. 200 00:10:32,037 --> 00:10:33,838 Or make peace in the Middle East! 201 00:10:33,873 --> 00:10:36,674 Or she could shoot up her high school. 202 00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:38,010 It's a grab bag. 203 00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:41,347 Oh, Gaby. 204 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:43,415 I would be concerned that down the road, 205 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:47,352 you might regret your choice, and by then, it'll be too late. 206 00:10:47,386 --> 00:10:49,355 Huh, feels like it could go either way, though, right? 207 00:10:49,388 --> 00:10:51,790 Like, you could have a kid and then, be like, "Oh, shit! 208 00:10:51,823 --> 00:10:53,993 I didn't really want to do this." 209 00:10:54,025 --> 00:10:56,595 And by then, it's definitely too late. 210 00:10:56,628 --> 00:10:59,732 But aren't you just terrified that when you're old and alone, 211 00:10:59,765 --> 00:11:01,400 no one will care about you. 212 00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:03,035 Yes! Yeah. 213 00:11:03,068 --> 00:11:07,774 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 214 00:11:07,806 --> 00:11:12,044 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 215 00:11:12,077 --> 00:11:13,779 Come on in. 216 00:11:13,812 --> 00:11:17,450 ♪ Happy birthday dear Gaby ♪ 217 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:18,751 - Who is this person? - Who is she? 218 00:11:18,784 --> 00:11:23,256 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 219 00:11:27,726 --> 00:11:28,961 Thanks. 220 00:11:30,462 --> 00:11:34,701 Excuse me. 221 00:11:34,732 --> 00:11:36,469 Excuse me, guys, thanks. 222 00:11:36,501 --> 00:11:37,870 You're not the only two people in the world. 223 00:11:37,903 --> 00:11:39,471 God! 224 00:11:44,076 --> 00:11:46,578 Uh... 225 00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:53,451 Forget that? 226 00:11:53,485 --> 00:11:54,886 Thank you. 227 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:57,022 Yeah. 228 00:11:57,054 --> 00:11:58,957 Take care. 229 00:12:27,486 --> 00:12:30,522 Hey, Dad. 230 00:12:30,554 --> 00:12:31,690 Everything all right? 231 00:12:31,724 --> 00:12:33,359 Great. 232 00:12:33,392 --> 00:12:34,693 You grew a beard! 233 00:12:34,726 --> 00:12:37,129 Oh, yeah, yeah. A couple of months ago. 234 00:12:37,162 --> 00:12:39,965 I've never seen you with a beard, it's interesting. 235 00:12:39,998 --> 00:12:41,868 It kind of makes you look Satanic, 236 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:43,402 like a cult leader or something. 237 00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:45,504 Maybe that's what you're going for, devilish. 238 00:12:45,537 --> 00:12:47,105 So, how's business? 239 00:12:47,139 --> 00:12:50,476 I'm doing a 50-year wedding anniversary. 240 00:12:50,509 --> 00:12:52,878 50, whoo, they got me beat! 241 00:12:52,911 --> 00:12:54,480 I know, they have us all beat. 242 00:12:54,513 --> 00:12:57,383 Uh, I brought you a birthday gift. 243 00:12:57,415 --> 00:12:59,719 Oh, thank you. 244 00:13:03,522 --> 00:13:04,724 Oh. 245 00:13:04,756 --> 00:13:05,991 Do you like it? 246 00:13:06,024 --> 00:13:08,059 - Yeah, that's great! - Try it on. 247 00:13:08,094 --> 00:13:10,796 Oh, gosh, no, I've been cooking all day. 248 00:13:10,828 --> 00:13:12,398 It's the right size, I'm sure it'll fit. 249 00:13:12,431 --> 00:13:15,033 Um, thank Julia for choosing it for me. 250 00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:16,969 I chose it myself. 251 00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:20,572 Julia told me what colour would look good with your hair, 252 00:13:20,605 --> 00:13:22,106 but I chose it. 253 00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:26,445 Hmm, well, I'm surprised. 254 00:13:26,477 --> 00:13:28,013 So, did you have a good birthday? 255 00:13:28,046 --> 00:13:29,782 Yeah, it was great. Amanda had a party. 256 00:13:29,815 --> 00:13:31,583 How's... 257 00:13:31,616 --> 00:13:34,053 Oh, gosh, why can't I remember his name? 258 00:13:36,755 --> 00:13:38,091 It's Nathan. We broke up. 259 00:13:38,123 --> 00:13:39,091 I'm sorry. 260 00:13:39,124 --> 00:13:40,625 Well, it's not a big deal. 261 00:13:40,659 --> 00:13:41,528 I've moved on, don't worry about it. 262 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,928 You got a new boyfriend? 263 00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:45,431 No, I've moved on like emotionally. 264 00:13:45,463 --> 00:13:47,466 It's minor, it's not a big deal. 265 00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,469 There's a lot of fun in being single. 266 00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:51,102 I've been there! 267 00:13:51,136 --> 00:13:54,039 But there comes a time when it's healthy to settle down. 268 00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:55,908 Mm-hmm. 269 00:13:55,941 --> 00:13:58,110 You know, not every woman has to settle down. 270 00:13:58,143 --> 00:14:00,711 We're not living in some dusty, old bonnet novel. 271 00:14:00,745 --> 00:14:02,881 It's not criticism, it's concern. 272 00:14:02,914 --> 00:14:05,451 It's like you act like I'm going to be an old bag lady. 273 00:14:05,484 --> 00:14:06,785 I never said anything like that. 274 00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:07,921 I just want you to be happy. 275 00:14:07,953 --> 00:14:10,089 Well, maybe I am happy. 276 00:14:10,121 --> 00:14:11,957 I just came by to drop off a birthday present. 277 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:13,192 Why am I the bad guy? 278 00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:14,993 You're always disappointed in me. 279 00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:17,162 Worried, I worry. 280 00:14:17,195 --> 00:14:20,166 I'm your dad, that's what I do. Worry. 281 00:14:20,198 --> 00:14:22,769 Well, don't, okay? 282 00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:24,636 I have to deliver these. 283 00:14:24,669 --> 00:14:26,972 Thanks so much for the gift. 284 00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:40,919 Hey. 285 00:14:40,952 --> 00:14:42,154 Hey! 286 00:14:42,187 --> 00:14:43,490 Here you go. 287 00:14:43,522 --> 00:14:44,990 Oh, a birthday beer! 288 00:14:45,023 --> 00:14:47,091 Is this your birthday? 289 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:49,161 Are you fucking kidding me? 290 00:14:49,195 --> 00:14:51,630 I thought you invited me here for my birthday. 291 00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:52,999 No, I did not. 292 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,267 God. 293 00:14:54,299 --> 00:14:55,969 It's been four years since Mom died, 294 00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,570 and she was the only one who gave a shit. 295 00:14:57,602 --> 00:14:58,937 Really, I ruined your birthday? I did that? 296 00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:00,172 I have that much power? 297 00:15:00,205 --> 00:15:02,841 Um, no, Nathan did, actually. 298 00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:04,176 He broke up with me, he dumped me. 299 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,677 Nathan. 300 00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:06,711 I don't think I met him. 301 00:15:06,745 --> 00:15:08,081 Of course you met Nathan. 302 00:15:08,113 --> 00:15:09,648 We talked about wanting to get a dog. 303 00:15:09,681 --> 00:15:10,916 Oh, yeah, yeah! 304 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,885 So, you're not getting a dog? 305 00:15:12,918 --> 00:15:15,522 Well, we just broke up, right? 306 00:15:15,554 --> 00:15:17,856 So, if you follow that train of thought through, 307 00:15:17,889 --> 00:15:20,025 why would we get a dog together? 308 00:15:20,058 --> 00:15:22,059 'Cause you're always breaking up with somebody. 309 00:15:22,094 --> 00:15:24,530 If you really wanted a dog, you'd just get yourself a dog. 310 00:15:24,563 --> 00:15:27,000 Well, I don't really feel like I can get a dog right now 311 00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:29,634 because what if I finally meet someone, 312 00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:31,270 and then, they don't like dogs, 313 00:15:31,303 --> 00:15:33,873 or they have an allergy or a phobia? 314 00:15:33,905 --> 00:15:35,642 Yeah, Sheila got a dog. 315 00:15:35,674 --> 00:15:36,942 You know it cost me $2000, that thing? 316 00:15:36,975 --> 00:15:38,945 I didn't even want it. 317 00:15:38,977 --> 00:15:40,279 Then, I come home from work and she'd make me walk the dog 318 00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:41,947 so it could take its daily shit, 319 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:44,716 then it'd take the shit, I got to clean it up. 320 00:15:44,749 --> 00:15:46,219 I bet she loved watching that, 321 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:47,921 all part of her sick, sadistic bullshit. 322 00:15:47,953 --> 00:15:49,554 Why am I here? 323 00:15:49,588 --> 00:15:51,088 Oh, look, I... 324 00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:52,857 I want to offer you an opportunity. 325 00:15:52,892 --> 00:15:54,960 Spend a little more time with your niece. 326 00:15:54,993 --> 00:15:56,995 Why does this sound like you're selling a timeshare? 327 00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:58,931 No, look, 328 00:15:58,963 --> 00:16:00,832 Sheila completely changed the custody arrangements on me. 329 00:16:00,865 --> 00:16:02,568 Now, I get Thursdays. 330 00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:04,870 She took away my Tuesdays. 331 00:16:04,903 --> 00:16:07,004 That was the time Adele and I would go see a movie. 332 00:16:07,038 --> 00:16:08,640 It was like our special thing, you know? 333 00:16:08,673 --> 00:16:10,275 So, just do it on Thursdays. 334 00:16:10,308 --> 00:16:12,077 Oh, I'd love to, but I can't. 335 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:15,147 You see, Sheila found out through various sources 336 00:16:15,179 --> 00:16:18,017 that Thursdays are my open mic nights. 337 00:16:18,049 --> 00:16:19,918 I think she knew that by switching to Tuesdays, 338 00:16:19,951 --> 00:16:22,254 she'd be fucking me over. 339 00:16:22,287 --> 00:16:23,855 I think she's trying to block me 340 00:16:23,888 --> 00:16:25,224 from doing my stand-up comedy or something. 341 00:16:25,256 --> 00:16:27,125 Stand-up? 342 00:16:27,158 --> 00:16:28,927 Yeah, it's like she knows how important it is to me 343 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,163 and she's just trying to... fuckin' stick it to me. 344 00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:33,099 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 345 00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:34,633 I didn't know you were doing comedy. Stand-up comedy? 346 00:16:34,665 --> 00:16:36,335 Yes, stand-up comedy! 347 00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:38,203 What? Come on. 348 00:16:38,236 --> 00:16:40,639 I don't want to be an accountant for the rest of my life. 349 00:16:40,672 --> 00:16:42,774 I mean, it pays the bills, yeah, 350 00:16:42,807 --> 00:16:44,976 and the bills are pretty freaking huge right now. 351 00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:46,980 But I don't know, it doesn't leave a lot of room 352 00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:48,815 for the other side of me, you know? 353 00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:50,649 Right, the comedy side. 354 00:16:50,682 --> 00:16:52,149 The very funny comedy side. 355 00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:53,684 Hey, there's a lot of money in stand-up comedy 356 00:16:53,719 --> 00:16:55,220 if you know what you're doing. 357 00:16:55,253 --> 00:16:57,355 There's probably a lot of money in accounting, no? 358 00:16:57,389 --> 00:16:59,258 I've been studying, all right? 359 00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:00,826 Monologues from the highest-grossing comedians 360 00:17:00,859 --> 00:17:02,195 of all time, 361 00:17:02,227 --> 00:17:03,828 and there's a real formula to it. 362 00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:04,998 If you look at the intervals between jokes, 363 00:17:05,029 --> 00:17:06,897 it's like they accelerate 364 00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:09,701 and they decelerate in these really striking patterns. 365 00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:11,938 I don't know. I think it's something you can get good at 366 00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:13,838 if you're smart and you pay attention, you know? 367 00:17:13,873 --> 00:17:17,375 So, you're working to become the opposite of naturally funny. 368 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:20,078 And you want me to babysit Adele? 369 00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:21,881 You're her aunt. 370 00:17:21,913 --> 00:17:23,347 I thought you might like the opportunity 371 00:17:23,382 --> 00:17:25,182 to get to know her a little better. 372 00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:28,220 I mean, you hardly spend any time with her, as it is. 373 00:17:28,253 --> 00:17:30,189 Come on. 374 00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:33,924 Fine, I'll babysit your daughter that I barely know 375 00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,192 'cause we don't ever hang out. 376 00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:37,029 I appreciate it. 377 00:17:37,063 --> 00:17:40,732 And happy freakin' birthday to you. 378 00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:43,268 Okay, I don't like beer, something else you should know. 379 00:17:43,301 --> 00:17:45,704 Guys! Oh, my God, look! 380 00:17:45,738 --> 00:17:49,075 It's... it's... a girl! 381 00:17:49,106 --> 00:17:51,742 Oh, a girl! A live one! 382 00:17:51,776 --> 00:17:53,345 Why aren't you pixelated? 383 00:17:53,378 --> 00:17:55,048 Please accept my beautiful virginity. 384 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,682 Can I smell your hair? 385 00:17:56,715 --> 00:17:58,817 Can I put your hair in my mouth? 386 00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:04,156 You read my text. 387 00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:07,259 Activities for a 10-year-old! 388 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,461 I'm sorry, I don't understand. 389 00:18:10,496 --> 00:18:12,798 Why not? 390 00:18:12,832 --> 00:18:14,933 I'm sorry, I don't understand. 391 00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:17,202 Just search the web, you fucking asshole! 392 00:18:17,236 --> 00:18:19,471 God! 393 00:18:19,505 --> 00:18:22,007 Why offer the feature? 394 00:18:25,044 --> 00:18:26,878 So, everyone our age has already been married. 395 00:18:26,911 --> 00:18:28,980 They've had kids, gotten divorced, 396 00:18:29,013 --> 00:18:31,950 and I'm just still single. 397 00:18:31,983 --> 00:18:35,188 I'm gonna be a spinster. 398 00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,855 Gabby, I think as a society we've progressed to the point 399 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:40,058 where we can forget the word "spinster." 400 00:18:40,092 --> 00:18:41,460 My great-aunt Elise was a spinster. 401 00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:44,830 She used to smoke two packs of Camel filters 402 00:18:44,863 --> 00:18:46,298 every single day of her life. 403 00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:48,334 We got her a flame-proof nightgown 404 00:18:48,365 --> 00:18:50,469 every year for her birthday. 405 00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:52,337 She died in her bathtub. 406 00:18:52,371 --> 00:18:54,106 They found her body a week later. 407 00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:55,807 Well, it wasn't even a body. 408 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,175 It was like a gel, at that point. 409 00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:58,442 It was like a slurry... 410 00:18:58,477 --> 00:19:00,445 Okay, enough. 411 00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,480 I think they took her remains out through the freight elevator 412 00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:04,049 'cause they didn't want to upset 413 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,517 the other people in the apartment. 414 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:08,320 Gaby, you're not going to end up like that. 415 00:19:08,353 --> 00:19:12,356 There's a lady living above me, she's probably a spinster too. 416 00:19:12,391 --> 00:19:15,326 So, I haven't heard any noise up there in like a couple weeks. 417 00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:16,828 She's probably dead. 418 00:19:16,862 --> 00:19:19,230 She's probably just quiet. 419 00:19:19,265 --> 00:19:22,067 Yeah, quiet as a ghost. 420 00:19:22,101 --> 00:19:24,036 All right, let's get you dating again. 421 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:26,337 You're probably right, I should join a gym. 422 00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:28,207 Start working out again, 423 00:19:28,239 --> 00:19:29,909 I got fat as fuck with Nathan. 424 00:19:29,941 --> 00:19:32,376 I just... I don't want to date anymore. 425 00:19:32,411 --> 00:19:35,248 I'm done, I'm sick of it. It's hell. 426 00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:37,048 Yeah, but man, embrace it. 427 00:19:37,082 --> 00:19:38,517 There's a lot of married people, 428 00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:40,787 uh, one I know very well, 429 00:19:40,818 --> 00:19:41,987 who are jealous of your freedom. 430 00:19:42,019 --> 00:19:43,221 You get to have all that... 431 00:19:43,255 --> 00:19:44,891 ..sex. 432 00:19:44,923 --> 00:19:47,224 Yeah, I get to have a lot of sex, great, whoopee. 433 00:19:47,258 --> 00:19:50,528 Yay, I can have one-night stand after one-night stand. 434 00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:52,097 Okay, yeah, I want to hear what you're saying, but... 435 00:19:52,131 --> 00:19:53,465 Hurrah, but know what? I'll tell you what. 436 00:19:53,498 --> 00:19:55,801 There comes a night when you're on your couch, 437 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,068 you just had a bourbon sour, 438 00:19:58,103 --> 00:19:59,471 and you have some stranger's dick in your mouth... 439 00:19:59,505 --> 00:20:01,507 Ah, ha, ha, ha! 440 00:20:01,538 --> 00:20:03,843 I'd full on rather be knitting. 441 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,076 I'm imagining yarns. 442 00:20:06,111 --> 00:20:08,914 I feel like you need to raise your standards. 443 00:20:08,948 --> 00:20:10,148 Wait a minute, you're the one who told me to 444 00:20:10,181 --> 00:20:12,049 lower my standards; that's how I met Nathan. 445 00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:13,920 Well, I disagree with my former self. 446 00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:16,020 You need to tackle this strategically, 447 00:20:16,055 --> 00:20:17,155 accepting that you're not gonna accept 448 00:20:17,189 --> 00:20:20,125 the first guy who comes along. 449 00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:23,429 Gaby, you need to choose, okay? Not be chosen. 450 00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,430 Fuck, I'm going to have to go online. 451 00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:28,066 No one's going to click on a 39-year-old woman. 452 00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:30,869 Dude, lie. Everybody lies on dating profiles. 453 00:20:30,902 --> 00:20:33,270 Duh! 454 00:20:33,305 --> 00:20:36,843 Oh, after Willow's soccer ends, there's adult softball. 455 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,211 Softball? Wow, that sounds so cool. 456 00:20:39,244 --> 00:20:41,213 Do you know any other hip scenes? 457 00:20:41,247 --> 00:20:44,016 Is there a chess league I could join? 458 00:20:44,048 --> 00:20:46,984 Oh, and point two, I have a very attractive chiropractor. 459 00:20:47,018 --> 00:20:49,921 I'm not stalking your chiropractor. 460 00:20:49,954 --> 00:20:51,590 I don't know if we're absolute sure that he's single, 461 00:20:51,623 --> 00:20:53,557 - but he's... - Well, even worse. 462 00:20:53,592 --> 00:20:55,327 And also, you know what? 463 00:20:55,361 --> 00:20:58,064 Chiropractors can trigger strokes in people, so... 464 00:20:58,096 --> 00:20:59,065 That's just a myth. 465 00:20:59,096 --> 00:21:01,267 Is it? Is it? 466 00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:03,335 What he said. 467 00:21:03,368 --> 00:21:05,971 I know you're gonna find someone if you put your mind to it. 468 00:21:06,005 --> 00:21:07,373 You just need some encouragement. 469 00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:09,240 Thanks. 470 00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:10,910 That was more than a fart. 471 00:21:10,942 --> 00:21:12,009 No! 472 00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,882 Do you really even want to find your forever relationship? 473 00:21:16,914 --> 00:21:20,618 Yes, I guess. I don't know, yeah. 474 00:21:20,652 --> 00:21:22,622 Well, then it's do or die. 475 00:21:29,161 --> 00:21:30,662 Argh! 476 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,276 Oh, come on! 477 00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:45,411 Swing at it! 478 00:21:50,015 --> 00:21:51,616 We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher! 479 00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:53,618 Get out here! 480 00:21:53,651 --> 00:21:55,954 All right, my bad. That's ball four. 481 00:21:55,988 --> 00:21:59,325 Free ride to first base, babies! 482 00:22:37,695 --> 00:22:39,265 Nice hit, all right, all right, all right! 483 00:22:39,297 --> 00:22:41,132 Hustle! 484 00:22:41,164 --> 00:22:43,367 Over here! 485 00:22:44,737 --> 00:22:46,538 Are you playing or what? 486 00:22:46,572 --> 00:22:48,239 Sorry. 487 00:22:48,272 --> 00:22:50,308 If you're in the game, you're in the game. 488 00:22:50,342 --> 00:22:52,377 Sorry, I wasn't paying attention! 489 00:22:52,411 --> 00:22:54,278 What's your name again? 490 00:22:54,313 --> 00:22:56,548 Brandy. 491 00:22:56,582 --> 00:22:58,683 Brandy, get to the bench! 492 00:22:58,717 --> 00:23:01,019 My god, dude, it's just a game. 493 00:23:01,053 --> 00:23:02,354 Just a game to you, 494 00:23:02,387 --> 00:23:04,089 but not to this team. 495 00:23:04,123 --> 00:23:06,224 Yeah, exactly. It's a practice for a game. 496 00:23:06,257 --> 00:23:07,692 It's not even a game. 497 00:23:07,726 --> 00:23:09,194 You need to leave the field. 498 00:23:09,228 --> 00:23:11,730 Leaving! 499 00:23:17,803 --> 00:23:19,270 Yeah, real sportsman-like. 500 00:23:19,304 --> 00:23:20,338 Yeah, that's right, thanks a lot. 501 00:23:20,372 --> 00:23:21,574 You suck, Brandy! 502 00:23:21,605 --> 00:23:23,040 Give us back our shirt! 503 00:23:23,075 --> 00:23:25,310 Cool, great! 504 00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:29,315 Argh! 505 00:23:29,346 --> 00:23:30,582 Oh, come on! 506 00:23:30,615 --> 00:23:33,317 Oops, didn't see it! My bad! 507 00:23:33,352 --> 00:23:34,552 Nice, real nice. 508 00:23:45,497 --> 00:23:47,232 And there and Namaste. 509 00:23:47,266 --> 00:23:48,566 Karate! 510 00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:50,736 Here, let me check your bag. 511 00:23:50,768 --> 00:23:52,438 Hey, so what's on the agenda? 512 00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:54,305 What have you got going on? 513 00:23:54,337 --> 00:23:57,307 Well, I made a reservation to go rock climbing. 514 00:23:57,342 --> 00:23:58,777 Oh, rock climbing! 515 00:23:58,810 --> 00:24:00,445 Adele, you hear that? 516 00:24:00,478 --> 00:24:03,715 You like rock climbing? 517 00:24:03,748 --> 00:24:05,049 I've never been rock climbing before. 518 00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:06,651 Oh, don't worry. 519 00:24:06,683 --> 00:24:08,486 You guys are going to have so much fun together. 520 00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:09,721 You need me to drive you someplace? 521 00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:12,057 - Yeah. - No, we're good. 522 00:24:12,090 --> 00:24:13,558 I'll drive, you go. 523 00:24:13,592 --> 00:24:16,295 I'm sure you got a lot to prepare. Good luck! 524 00:24:16,326 --> 00:24:18,462 Thanks. Okay, sweetie, 525 00:24:18,497 --> 00:24:19,798 I'll talk to you when I get home, okay? 526 00:24:19,832 --> 00:24:21,232 - Okay. - Okay, I love you. 527 00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:22,334 - Love you, too. - Be good. 528 00:24:22,365 --> 00:24:24,469 Mm-hmm. Snail! 529 00:24:24,502 --> 00:24:25,503 See ya, wish me luck. 530 00:24:25,536 --> 00:24:26,705 Good luck! 531 00:24:34,113 --> 00:24:36,214 So, we should go. 532 00:24:36,248 --> 00:24:38,750 Okay. 533 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:43,822 That's it, you're almost up there. 534 00:24:43,855 --> 00:24:48,692 You're doing great, sweetie! 535 00:24:48,727 --> 00:24:52,530 It's okay, you're on a rope. 536 00:24:52,564 --> 00:24:53,665 Don't use your legs! 537 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:59,403 You know you don't have to do this if you don't want to. 538 00:24:59,438 --> 00:25:01,673 No, I like trying new things! 539 00:25:01,707 --> 00:25:04,442 Okay, just know I wouldn't be upset if you didn't. 540 00:25:04,476 --> 00:25:06,411 But you've already paid! 541 00:25:06,443 --> 00:25:08,613 It'll be fun. 542 00:25:08,645 --> 00:25:11,249 All right, I'll be right here if you need me, okay? 543 00:25:11,282 --> 00:25:14,286 Okay. 544 00:25:14,317 --> 00:25:16,855 That's it, yeah! Grab that last one. 545 00:25:16,888 --> 00:25:18,891 Nice job, honey. 546 00:25:18,923 --> 00:25:21,594 No, don't get scared, it's okay. 547 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:23,361 Bruce, Bruce, left hand, L2. 548 00:25:29,468 --> 00:25:30,768 Ah, there you are, handsome. 549 00:25:30,801 --> 00:25:33,538 Keep going, keep going. 550 00:25:33,572 --> 00:25:36,709 It's okay if you fall. 551 00:25:40,278 --> 00:25:42,579 All right. 552 00:25:42,613 --> 00:25:45,718 Don't look down. 553 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:48,420 Just keep going. 554 00:25:48,451 --> 00:25:50,320 Got it. 555 00:25:50,354 --> 00:25:52,289 Bruce, left hand to L2. 556 00:25:52,324 --> 00:25:53,258 Don't worry, honey. You can come down anytime. 557 00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:56,327 Good job! 558 00:25:56,361 --> 00:25:58,596 You got this. 559 00:25:58,630 --> 00:26:00,165 Don't be scared. 560 00:26:00,199 --> 00:26:01,599 You got it, honey. 561 00:26:01,632 --> 00:26:02,866 Keep going, keep going. 562 00:26:02,901 --> 00:26:04,402 Adele, you okay? 563 00:26:04,435 --> 00:26:06,505 I want to come down. 564 00:26:06,537 --> 00:26:08,507 Okay, okay, come down, come down. 565 00:26:08,538 --> 00:26:10,843 Oh, there you go. 566 00:26:13,377 --> 00:26:16,382 Why didn't you just tell me you were scared of heights? 567 00:26:16,413 --> 00:26:18,916 Because I need to work on that. 568 00:26:18,950 --> 00:26:20,817 It's all in my head. 569 00:26:20,852 --> 00:26:22,654 Hmm, okay. 570 00:26:22,688 --> 00:26:24,656 Well, what do you want to do next week? 571 00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:26,791 I don't know. I'm easy. 572 00:26:26,825 --> 00:26:28,826 You want to go to a movie? 573 00:26:28,859 --> 00:26:30,895 Okay! 574 00:26:30,929 --> 00:26:34,432 But I kinda save those for my dad. 575 00:26:34,465 --> 00:26:36,334 He loves movies. 576 00:26:36,366 --> 00:26:39,369 Okay, then we won't do that. 577 00:26:39,403 --> 00:26:41,405 Why don't we do what you like to do? 578 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,708 Me? What about you? 579 00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:44,343 What do you like to do? 580 00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:46,944 I don't know. What do you like to do? 581 00:26:46,978 --> 00:26:50,281 Um, hmm, I like... 582 00:26:50,315 --> 00:26:52,884 Well, I knit. 583 00:26:52,917 --> 00:26:54,486 I could teach you how to knit if you'd like that. 584 00:26:54,518 --> 00:26:56,587 I can knit my mom a sweater! 585 00:26:56,622 --> 00:26:58,390 Grandma knit me a sweater. 586 00:26:58,422 --> 00:27:01,660 Yeah, I think she knit all of us that same sweater. 587 00:27:01,692 --> 00:27:03,560 I put it on my stuffie. 588 00:27:03,594 --> 00:27:05,596 So I can remember her. 589 00:27:05,631 --> 00:27:07,266 All right, well, let's make this our goal. 590 00:27:07,298 --> 00:27:08,665 We're gonna teach you how to knit. 591 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,368 We'll start on a scarf. 592 00:27:10,401 --> 00:27:11,670 That's what people usually start on. 593 00:27:11,701 --> 00:27:12,903 - Yeah! - Yeah. 594 00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:14,873 - Okay. - All right. 595 00:27:14,904 --> 00:27:17,209 All right, well, I should get you back to your dad. 596 00:27:29,452 --> 00:27:31,422 Um, excuse me? 597 00:27:31,455 --> 00:27:32,825 Sorry, hi. 598 00:27:32,856 --> 00:27:35,359 So sorry to meet you this way. 599 00:27:35,393 --> 00:27:36,728 I'm your neighbour, Callie. 600 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,395 Hi, I'm Gaby. 601 00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:39,730 Yeah, hi. You're new here, right? 602 00:27:39,765 --> 00:27:40,999 Relatively new? 603 00:27:41,032 --> 00:27:42,433 Couple months. 604 00:27:42,467 --> 00:27:44,036 Well, welcome. 605 00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:45,671 Good neighbourhood, I've been here for 34 years. 606 00:27:45,702 --> 00:27:47,038 Cool. 607 00:27:47,072 --> 00:27:48,973 Um, I don't want to keep you. 608 00:27:49,007 --> 00:27:51,309 I have come down with this awful cold, 609 00:27:51,343 --> 00:27:53,411 and I cannot get rid of this headache. 610 00:27:53,443 --> 00:27:54,945 Doesn't sound good. 611 00:27:54,979 --> 00:27:56,748 Well, that's what I get 612 00:27:56,781 --> 00:27:58,450 for going out without my hat. 613 00:27:58,481 --> 00:28:01,618 Um, would you possibly have any Advil that I could borrow? 614 00:28:01,652 --> 00:28:03,788 I could go to the store, 615 00:28:03,821 --> 00:28:05,423 but, oh, I just feel so rotten. 616 00:28:05,457 --> 00:28:07,292 I think I actually do. 617 00:28:07,325 --> 00:28:09,693 Oh! 618 00:28:09,728 --> 00:28:12,663 You are a lifesaver, thank you. 619 00:28:12,698 --> 00:28:14,400 You should come around and chat sometime. 620 00:28:14,432 --> 00:28:15,901 Totally, totally. 621 00:28:15,932 --> 00:28:19,671 You know where I am. Bye! 622 00:28:39,391 --> 00:28:40,625 Wow, yeah! 623 00:28:40,659 --> 00:28:41,859 Better? 624 00:28:41,892 --> 00:28:43,394 Yeah, that released things. 625 00:28:43,427 --> 00:28:45,497 Tensions, yeah. 626 00:28:45,528 --> 00:28:46,596 On your back. 627 00:28:46,631 --> 00:28:48,800 Yep. 628 00:28:51,536 --> 00:28:53,939 Your left leg's longer than your right by quite a bit. 629 00:28:53,971 --> 00:28:57,942 Oh, cool. 630 00:28:57,976 --> 00:29:02,547 Can I get you to scoot on your side for me, please? 631 00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:04,982 I was so happy I could get an appointment in the evening. 632 00:29:05,016 --> 00:29:06,818 Do you work a lot of evenings? 633 00:29:06,852 --> 00:29:08,786 Most of my clients have day jobs, 634 00:29:08,818 --> 00:29:10,488 so unfortunately, I have to put in three nights a week. 635 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,023 Mm, evenings are tough. 636 00:29:13,057 --> 00:29:15,826 You know, it's a big sacrifice for your family, I bet. 637 00:29:15,861 --> 00:29:17,962 That's what you sign up for. 638 00:29:17,996 --> 00:29:20,699 Yeah, I know how it goes, actually. 639 00:29:20,730 --> 00:29:23,367 I'm a caterer, so I work all kinds of odd hours. 640 00:29:23,401 --> 00:29:24,402 Is that right? 641 00:29:24,435 --> 00:29:25,671 Yeah. 642 00:29:25,702 --> 00:29:27,571 Wow! 643 00:29:27,605 --> 00:29:29,708 We're both small business owners, kind of cool. 644 00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:31,942 Just breathe normally. 645 00:29:31,977 --> 00:29:34,011 Did you get out of the city for the summer? 646 00:29:34,045 --> 00:29:36,047 Family cottage or something? 647 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,648 I'm not a cottage guy. 648 00:29:37,681 --> 00:29:39,683 Me neither. 649 00:29:39,718 --> 00:29:43,122 It's like you sit on a dock, you drink, you get sunburned. 650 00:29:43,153 --> 00:29:44,822 You're not even allowed to flush the toilets. 651 00:29:44,855 --> 00:29:46,691 Like, how fun is that? 652 00:29:46,724 --> 00:29:47,826 Oh, boy! 653 00:29:47,858 --> 00:29:49,060 How's that feel? 654 00:29:49,094 --> 00:29:50,796 Oh, you're good, yeah. 655 00:29:50,827 --> 00:29:54,700 My shoulders, they feel kind of loose and jiggly. 656 00:29:54,731 --> 00:29:56,032 You should feel it in your feet. 657 00:29:56,066 --> 00:29:58,435 I can't feel my feet. 658 00:29:58,469 --> 00:30:00,705 I'm kidding. 659 00:30:00,738 --> 00:30:03,709 My feet feel really flexible, wow. 660 00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:06,943 Is that mug from your wife? 661 00:30:06,978 --> 00:30:08,747 My mother. 662 00:30:08,778 --> 00:30:12,017 Mm, mm. 663 00:30:12,048 --> 00:30:13,786 All right, then. 664 00:30:13,817 --> 00:30:15,452 I'd like to see you next week. 665 00:30:15,487 --> 00:30:17,123 Me too, yeah. 666 00:30:19,623 --> 00:30:20,991 The doctor would like to see you 667 00:30:21,026 --> 00:30:23,728 for a series of 12 appointments. 668 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,462 Single treatments are less cost-effective 669 00:30:25,497 --> 00:30:26,597 than bundles of five. 670 00:30:26,631 --> 00:30:29,634 Yeah... okay. 671 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:32,438 Listen, before we book all of these, 672 00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:35,605 I just want to ask you point-blank just because... 673 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,776 just because I will! 674 00:30:38,808 --> 00:30:42,579 Um, is the doctor single? 675 00:30:42,613 --> 00:30:46,852 No, he's married. 676 00:30:46,884 --> 00:30:47,920 To me. 677 00:30:47,951 --> 00:30:49,619 Hmm. 678 00:30:49,653 --> 00:30:52,722 We take debit or credit. 679 00:31:21,286 --> 00:31:23,521 Oh, for fuck's sake! 680 00:31:47,746 --> 00:31:49,815 That was really good food. 681 00:31:49,846 --> 00:31:51,147 Thanks, yeah. 682 00:31:51,181 --> 00:31:52,718 Remember Mom's turkey? 683 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:54,652 She got every ounce of moisture out of it. 684 00:31:54,685 --> 00:31:56,688 It was like turkey jerky. 685 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,190 Maybe she hated cooking 686 00:31:58,221 --> 00:32:00,223 'cause she was too busy working 687 00:32:00,257 --> 00:32:02,259 while Dad was running around with your kindergarten teacher. 688 00:32:02,294 --> 00:32:04,595 Nah, she was a drunk. 689 00:32:04,628 --> 00:32:06,064 She was an alcoholic. 690 00:32:06,096 --> 00:32:07,900 It's a disease, don't you know? 691 00:32:07,932 --> 00:32:09,535 Right, well, you always defend her 692 00:32:09,567 --> 00:32:11,536 because you guys had a good relationship. 693 00:32:11,568 --> 00:32:13,938 She never even touched me. 694 00:32:13,971 --> 00:32:16,775 Yeah, well, she wasn't really a very touchy person. 695 00:32:16,807 --> 00:32:18,241 All I know is I'm glad we're not having to celebrate 696 00:32:18,276 --> 00:32:21,012 fake Christmas with Dad anymore. 697 00:32:21,046 --> 00:32:23,180 Oh, my God, I hated fake Christmas. 698 00:32:23,212 --> 00:32:25,682 But you know, I understand why he did it. 699 00:32:25,717 --> 00:32:27,553 I do the same thing with Adele. 700 00:32:27,585 --> 00:32:30,721 No, it was just so depressing 701 00:32:30,755 --> 00:32:32,891 pretending Christmas was the week before 702 00:32:32,923 --> 00:32:35,192 so Dad could celebrate real Christmas in the Caribbean. 703 00:32:35,226 --> 00:32:38,697 Yeah, maybe Dad would have felt guilty if we left Mom alone. 704 00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:40,198 Yeah, he should feel guilty. 705 00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:42,200 I mean, Julia never wanted us around. 706 00:32:42,231 --> 00:32:45,036 I still have a lot of anger towards him 707 00:32:45,068 --> 00:32:47,070 for leaving us and starting a new family. 708 00:32:47,104 --> 00:32:50,909 It's just like, I don't know, it fucked me up. 709 00:32:50,941 --> 00:32:54,613 Yeah, you really got to work on that. 710 00:33:03,086 --> 00:33:04,655 Oh! 711 00:33:16,634 --> 00:33:19,371 You shave everything from the neck down. 712 00:33:19,403 --> 00:33:23,607 Wow, does that really cut down on wind resistance that much? 713 00:33:23,642 --> 00:33:26,811 Well, I think most women would find it peculiar 714 00:33:26,844 --> 00:33:29,113 to call you "Sir Gawain." 715 00:33:29,145 --> 00:33:33,984 I don't know, why am I single? You tell me. 716 00:33:34,018 --> 00:33:36,019 You're right, I'm not a fashion expert. 717 00:33:36,054 --> 00:33:39,223 Maybe ascots will make a comeback. Who knows? 718 00:33:39,257 --> 00:33:42,692 But why would a bunch of Jews want to run the Vatican? 719 00:33:42,727 --> 00:33:46,230 I'll be honest, I guess I never really listen to Rush. 720 00:33:46,263 --> 00:33:48,767 Excuse me. 721 00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:55,271 I mean, I can't find someone 722 00:33:55,305 --> 00:33:57,240 to meet my high standards or my low standards. 723 00:33:57,275 --> 00:33:59,076 It can't be that bad. 724 00:33:59,109 --> 00:34:02,247 It is. You haven't been single for 20 years. 725 00:34:02,278 --> 00:34:04,682 Finding love isn't magic, it's hard work. 726 00:34:04,715 --> 00:34:06,417 What if you do that hard work, 727 00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:08,385 and then, you still don't find someone? 728 00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:10,788 Well, 729 00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:14,025 that's statistically unlikely. 730 00:34:14,057 --> 00:34:15,726 Okay, but that doesn't mean it's not possible. 731 00:34:15,759 --> 00:34:17,094 You could be searching your whole thirties, 732 00:34:17,126 --> 00:34:18,963 and still nothing. 733 00:34:18,996 --> 00:34:20,965 Yeah, it's possible. Anything's possible. 734 00:34:20,998 --> 00:34:22,233 Being struck by lightning is possible. 735 00:34:22,266 --> 00:34:24,735 Exactly, that's realistic. 736 00:34:24,768 --> 00:34:27,371 Is it guaranteed someone will want to marry you? 737 00:34:27,403 --> 00:34:29,907 No, it's not guaranteed, sweetheart, 738 00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:31,307 but it usually happens for most people. 739 00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:33,677 What about for a serial killer? 740 00:34:33,711 --> 00:34:35,146 Yeah, lots of serial killers are married. 741 00:34:35,179 --> 00:34:36,914 Oh. 742 00:34:36,947 --> 00:34:41,018 Hmm, that's cool for serial killers, that's good. 743 00:34:41,050 --> 00:34:43,688 You haven't found the right one till you found the right one. 744 00:34:43,721 --> 00:34:45,155 Are you done with this? 745 00:34:45,188 --> 00:34:47,858 Sure. 746 00:34:47,891 --> 00:34:49,326 Thanks, Mom. 747 00:34:52,797 --> 00:34:54,266 How's the wine? 748 00:34:54,298 --> 00:34:57,001 It's good, yum. It's really good. 749 00:34:57,034 --> 00:34:58,769 Cool, cool. 750 00:34:58,802 --> 00:35:01,306 So, you're... 29? 751 00:35:05,143 --> 00:35:09,380 Yep, I'm a 29-year-old Olympic long-jumper from Sweden. 752 00:35:09,413 --> 00:35:12,817 Olympic long-jumper? 753 00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:15,286 You speak Swedish, I guess? 754 00:35:15,318 --> 00:35:17,288 Yep. 755 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,255 Look, you wrote an amazing profile, 756 00:35:19,289 --> 00:35:22,159 and you're rocking the shit out of the performance of it 757 00:35:22,192 --> 00:35:23,860 for me right now. 758 00:35:23,894 --> 00:35:25,429 Performance, yeah, thank you. 759 00:35:25,461 --> 00:35:29,432 Uh, so, why? You know, why the lie? 760 00:35:29,465 --> 00:35:31,135 It's an algorithm. 761 00:35:31,168 --> 00:35:32,804 Right, I just checked a couple extra boxes, 762 00:35:32,836 --> 00:35:34,306 put a little of this, little of that. 763 00:35:34,338 --> 00:35:36,875 I'm just trying to rope in the numbers. 764 00:35:36,907 --> 00:35:39,277 That's where you thrive is high numbers. 765 00:35:39,309 --> 00:35:41,179 But you know, 766 00:35:41,211 --> 00:35:44,148 say this hypothetically was actually going well, 767 00:35:44,181 --> 00:35:46,483 eventually we'd have to tell one another the truth, right? 768 00:35:46,518 --> 00:35:48,085 I mean, what then? 769 00:35:48,117 --> 00:35:50,420 By then, we'd already be madly in love. 770 00:35:50,454 --> 00:35:52,289 No, listen, it's not gonna go well. 771 00:35:52,322 --> 00:35:54,358 I know it's not. 772 00:35:54,391 --> 00:35:56,260 These things never go well, that's just how it goes. 773 00:35:56,293 --> 00:35:57,929 So, why play the game? 774 00:35:57,961 --> 00:35:59,965 We're all playing the game, right? 775 00:35:59,996 --> 00:36:02,500 Just, I don't know, I want to have someone to kiss, 776 00:36:02,532 --> 00:36:05,001 maybe someone to hug, fuck, 777 00:36:05,034 --> 00:36:07,070 I don't know, have breakfast with. 778 00:36:07,105 --> 00:36:10,175 If I die, they could throw a little dirt on my grave. 779 00:36:10,206 --> 00:36:12,543 Wow, that got dark. 780 00:36:12,576 --> 00:36:14,311 Well, listen, I don't know, 781 00:36:14,344 --> 00:36:16,280 this is insane that we're here 782 00:36:16,313 --> 00:36:18,884 to have dinner on Valentine's Day, first time, first date. 783 00:36:18,916 --> 00:36:20,851 We shouldn't have done this. 784 00:36:20,884 --> 00:36:23,987 How about I pay for the meal, and you just take off? 785 00:36:24,021 --> 00:36:26,257 I'll keep the leftovers. 786 00:36:26,289 --> 00:36:28,893 No, no, no, don't, please. Come on, stick around. 787 00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,494 - It's fine. - Stick around, please. 788 00:36:30,527 --> 00:36:31,961 Please finish the drink, something. Really? 789 00:36:31,994 --> 00:36:33,898 Please, just release me. 790 00:36:33,931 --> 00:36:36,067 What about if I call this guy? 791 00:36:36,099 --> 00:36:37,367 Hail Mary play. 792 00:36:37,402 --> 00:36:39,905 Oh, my God. 793 00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:46,844 Gaby, will you accept this rose? 794 00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:50,213 It would be my great honour. 795 00:36:50,246 --> 00:36:52,550 Thank you! 796 00:36:57,019 --> 00:36:59,556 Whoo! 797 00:37:02,492 --> 00:37:04,563 I'm glad this happened. 798 00:37:04,596 --> 00:37:06,130 Me too. 799 00:37:09,532 --> 00:37:11,202 So, I guess Valentine's Day 800 00:37:11,235 --> 00:37:13,103 didn't turn out as badly as we thought, huh? 801 00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:21,110 Oh. 802 00:37:21,144 --> 00:37:24,114 Oh, my God! 803 00:37:24,146 --> 00:37:25,916 It's 2 o'clock in the morning. 804 00:37:25,949 --> 00:37:28,385 Oh, we should sleep! 805 00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:33,590 I should really go? 806 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,594 You can stay if you want. 807 00:37:35,626 --> 00:37:37,862 Uh, I don't know about you, 808 00:37:37,894 --> 00:37:41,498 but I got to work in the morning. 809 00:37:41,530 --> 00:37:43,467 I mean, I can set an alarm 810 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,936 and drive you home in the morning, if you want. 811 00:37:45,969 --> 00:37:48,938 Yeah, you think you're actually going to be, um, sober by then? 812 00:37:50,974 --> 00:37:53,411 I'm, like, practically sober right now. 813 00:37:53,443 --> 00:37:55,880 I should probably really actually get to the gym, 814 00:37:55,913 --> 00:37:58,282 so, um, I'm going to take a pass. 815 00:37:58,315 --> 00:38:00,150 Mm. 816 00:38:00,182 --> 00:38:03,186 Uh, good luck with this whole dating thing. 817 00:38:03,221 --> 00:38:04,456 Yeah. 818 00:38:04,489 --> 00:38:05,657 It really can be a bitch. 819 00:38:05,688 --> 00:38:08,592 Yeah. 820 00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:11,362 So, um... 821 00:38:11,394 --> 00:38:14,898 Um... 822 00:38:14,932 --> 00:38:17,068 Take care. 823 00:38:17,099 --> 00:38:20,403 You too, man. 824 00:38:20,436 --> 00:38:24,007 Good luck and, um, Godspeed. 825 00:39:24,134 --> 00:39:26,269 Oh, my goodness. 826 00:39:26,302 --> 00:39:29,706 Hi! Hi, puppy. 827 00:39:34,478 --> 00:39:36,246 Hey, pup. 828 00:39:36,278 --> 00:39:37,547 Hi. 829 00:39:39,081 --> 00:39:40,384 Whoa! 830 00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:53,230 Hi. 831 00:39:53,262 --> 00:39:55,632 Hey. 832 00:40:32,635 --> 00:40:35,338 Oh, my goodness! Who is this? 833 00:40:35,371 --> 00:40:37,775 This is my new used dog, Trudy. 834 00:40:37,807 --> 00:40:41,077 Oh, Trudy! She's beautiful. 835 00:40:41,110 --> 00:40:42,311 You two look great together. 836 00:40:42,346 --> 00:40:43,748 Thank you. 837 00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:46,550 Listen, uh, I wanted to invite you to a party 838 00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:49,153 that I'm having next week with a few friends. 839 00:40:49,186 --> 00:40:50,255 Thursday night? 840 00:40:50,288 --> 00:40:51,623 Oh, rats. 841 00:40:51,655 --> 00:40:53,157 Thursdays I'm with my niece. 842 00:40:53,190 --> 00:40:54,224 Bring her along. 843 00:40:54,257 --> 00:40:56,760 Yeah, she's... 844 00:40:56,793 --> 00:40:58,228 she's kind of a planner, 845 00:40:58,260 --> 00:40:59,496 so I'll see what she has organized. 846 00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:00,764 Okay, well, we all love children, 847 00:41:00,797 --> 00:41:02,465 so I hope you two can make it. 848 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,802 Bye, Trudy! Bye! 849 00:41:03,835 --> 00:41:05,603 Thanks, take care. 850 00:41:31,628 --> 00:41:34,132 Trudy, you devil. 851 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,536 Make yourself at home. 852 00:41:43,273 --> 00:41:46,510 I know, I'm getting a couch delivered tomorrow. 853 00:41:46,543 --> 00:41:51,315 Ah, thought you'd gone minimalist. 854 00:41:51,347 --> 00:41:53,817 That's a thing now. 855 00:41:53,849 --> 00:41:56,552 Oh, heh! 856 00:41:56,586 --> 00:41:58,489 She's a beauty. 857 00:41:58,521 --> 00:42:00,190 Isn't she? 858 00:42:00,222 --> 00:42:02,759 And she's also got the sweetest disposition. 859 00:42:02,791 --> 00:42:04,760 Remember Whiskey? He was a good dog. 860 00:42:04,793 --> 00:42:06,762 He was a leg humper. 861 00:42:06,797 --> 00:42:08,532 Do you not remember that time with Grandpa? 862 00:42:08,565 --> 00:42:10,701 Oh, hard to forget. 863 00:42:10,733 --> 00:42:12,702 I tried! 864 00:42:20,577 --> 00:42:23,413 I-I came here... 865 00:42:23,445 --> 00:42:25,181 Oh, I don't want you to take this the wrong way. 866 00:42:25,215 --> 00:42:27,251 What? 867 00:42:27,284 --> 00:42:31,221 I was thinking about you, 868 00:42:31,253 --> 00:42:32,856 and your brother and sister. 869 00:42:32,889 --> 00:42:34,391 And it occurred to me 870 00:42:34,423 --> 00:42:36,893 that since I paid for both of their weddings, 871 00:42:36,927 --> 00:42:39,262 and I want to treat all my kids equally, 872 00:42:39,297 --> 00:42:42,400 it's not fair to you 873 00:42:42,432 --> 00:42:46,637 if maybe you were to make a decision in your life 874 00:42:46,670 --> 00:42:49,438 that maybe a wedding wasn't in your future, 875 00:42:49,472 --> 00:42:51,775 for whatever reason 876 00:42:51,807 --> 00:42:53,476 Yeah, I'm really not that interested 877 00:42:53,510 --> 00:42:55,313 in conventional bullshit. 878 00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:00,217 And I support you. 879 00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:01,818 Julia supports your decision, too. 880 00:43:01,851 --> 00:43:03,387 Cool, yeah, cool. 881 00:43:03,420 --> 00:43:05,556 I don't really care what Julia thinks. 882 00:43:05,588 --> 00:43:07,824 It's your life, but I want to be fair 883 00:43:07,856 --> 00:43:10,693 and I want to give you the same as I gave Artemesia and Alex. 884 00:43:10,726 --> 00:43:12,963 Okay, well, you gave her Grandma's wedding ring, 885 00:43:12,996 --> 00:43:14,865 and I'm pretty sure there's only one of those. 886 00:43:14,898 --> 00:43:16,534 She was the first granddaughter to get married. 887 00:43:16,567 --> 00:43:18,436 It doesn't matter. 888 00:43:18,467 --> 00:43:20,670 You don't have to get married to have a wedding ring. 889 00:43:20,704 --> 00:43:23,539 That's what was in the will. I'm just following her wishes. 890 00:43:23,572 --> 00:43:25,275 I'm in a no-win situation. 891 00:43:25,307 --> 00:43:28,277 She doesn't even remember Grandma, okay? I do! 892 00:43:28,311 --> 00:43:29,614 Grandma taught me how to bake. 893 00:43:29,646 --> 00:43:30,681 She didn't have a lot of jewelry. 894 00:43:30,713 --> 00:43:33,217 I don't have anything to give you. 895 00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:34,318 Well, I have a Bundt pan. 896 00:43:34,351 --> 00:43:36,385 Look, I... 897 00:43:36,418 --> 00:43:37,788 And a muffin pan. 898 00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:40,389 Actually, I have two muffin pans. 899 00:43:40,423 --> 00:43:42,693 I came here, as I was saying, 900 00:43:42,726 --> 00:43:44,628 to give you some money, 901 00:43:44,661 --> 00:43:46,697 so you could, I don't know, 902 00:43:46,730 --> 00:43:48,764 put a down-payment on a house if you want, 903 00:43:48,798 --> 00:43:50,467 or put it away for retirement. 904 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,768 Oh, wow. 905 00:43:52,802 --> 00:43:55,572 It's your decision. 906 00:43:55,605 --> 00:43:59,710 Well, I always wanted to open a restaurant. 907 00:43:59,742 --> 00:44:00,978 Most restaurants don't last more than a year. 908 00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:03,746 It's a risky enterprise. 909 00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:05,882 So are weddings. 910 00:44:05,914 --> 00:44:07,951 You're telling me! 911 00:44:07,983 --> 00:44:11,420 Think on it. It's a lot of money. 912 00:44:11,454 --> 00:44:14,992 All right, well, it's really nice of you. 913 00:44:15,025 --> 00:44:16,559 You didn't have to do that. 914 00:44:16,592 --> 00:44:18,429 I want to be fair. 915 00:44:20,063 --> 00:44:22,298 It's $25,000. 916 00:44:23,967 --> 00:44:27,038 Okay, her wedding was no less than 40. 917 00:44:27,070 --> 00:44:29,306 I'm in the business, Dad. 918 00:44:30,740 --> 00:44:32,710 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 919 00:44:32,742 --> 00:44:34,445 But you know what she's like. 920 00:44:34,476 --> 00:44:36,612 She got a lot of deals and discounts. 921 00:44:36,646 --> 00:44:38,782 Mm-hmm, like on catering. 922 00:44:41,918 --> 00:44:44,422 Like on catering. 923 00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:07,476 Can I teach her to play dead? 924 00:45:07,510 --> 00:45:10,547 Eh. She's a little old. It might hurt her feelings. 925 00:45:10,579 --> 00:45:13,750 Okay, well then, how 'bout Frisbee? 926 00:45:13,782 --> 00:45:16,519 Yeah, Frisbee, sure. That's easy. 927 00:45:16,552 --> 00:45:18,387 I wish I could get a dog. 928 00:45:18,422 --> 00:45:20,525 You have a gecko. 929 00:45:20,557 --> 00:45:24,394 I left the window open and the next morning, it was dead. 930 00:45:24,427 --> 00:45:25,730 Oh my God. 931 00:45:25,762 --> 00:45:26,998 Things are brutal in your house. 932 00:45:27,030 --> 00:45:28,465 Yep. 933 00:45:28,498 --> 00:45:32,336 Hmm... 934 00:45:32,369 --> 00:45:33,637 Interesting. 935 00:45:33,670 --> 00:45:34,905 What? 936 00:45:34,938 --> 00:45:37,474 Very interesting. 937 00:45:37,507 --> 00:45:39,876 Well, I'm thinking about opening up a restaurant, 938 00:45:39,909 --> 00:45:43,614 and this place looks really good. 939 00:45:43,646 --> 00:45:47,617 You have to do it. That'd be so fun. 940 00:45:47,650 --> 00:45:49,653 Well, I'm just thinking about it. 941 00:45:49,686 --> 00:45:53,356 I still have the catering company and... I don't know. 942 00:45:55,157 --> 00:45:58,862 Aren't you gonna add the number to your contacts? 943 00:45:58,894 --> 00:46:00,030 All right. 944 00:46:05,802 --> 00:46:07,038 Got it. 945 00:46:07,070 --> 00:46:09,574 Got it. 946 00:46:12,675 --> 00:46:14,411 I don't think I've ever been in this neighbourhood, ever. 947 00:46:14,443 --> 00:46:16,880 Yeah, I know. It's really nice. 948 00:46:18,914 --> 00:46:21,385 So, what do you think? 949 00:46:21,418 --> 00:46:23,054 Sick. 950 00:46:23,086 --> 00:46:24,655 Now that you've finished your scarf, 951 00:46:24,686 --> 00:46:26,590 you've graduated to a hat. 952 00:46:26,623 --> 00:46:29,992 You could choose any colour that you like. 953 00:46:30,027 --> 00:46:31,061 What do you think? 954 00:46:32,996 --> 00:46:37,032 Uh, I think you're the one who's gonna be knitting it 955 00:46:37,067 --> 00:46:38,802 and wearing it, 956 00:46:38,835 --> 00:46:41,538 so you should choose a colour that you just love. 957 00:46:41,570 --> 00:46:43,773 You're the expert knitter here, 958 00:46:43,807 --> 00:46:47,911 so... you know what I should get. 959 00:46:47,943 --> 00:46:50,847 Okay. All right. Hmm... hmm. 960 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,784 Here you go, this is your colour. 961 00:46:54,818 --> 00:46:56,653 It's... perfect. 962 00:46:56,686 --> 00:46:58,422 Really? It's perfect? 963 00:46:58,454 --> 00:47:00,791 Are you feeling how itchy that is for a hat? 964 00:47:00,824 --> 00:47:03,159 And you can not tell me you like this colour 965 00:47:03,193 --> 00:47:05,961 more than all the other colours. 966 00:47:05,994 --> 00:47:09,132 You don't really like it and you should be able to tell me that. 967 00:47:09,164 --> 00:47:11,835 It's not a big deal. It's okay. 968 00:47:11,867 --> 00:47:16,606 I like it, but now that you mention it, 969 00:47:16,639 --> 00:47:18,175 I'm open to other choices. 970 00:47:18,208 --> 00:47:20,476 Okay. You should be. 971 00:47:20,510 --> 00:47:21,846 You shouldn't pick my favourite colour, right? 972 00:47:21,878 --> 00:47:23,114 You should pick yours. 973 00:47:23,146 --> 00:47:24,782 You don't have to make me happy, 974 00:47:24,813 --> 00:47:26,617 or your dad or mom, for that matter. 975 00:47:29,052 --> 00:47:30,721 I know that. 976 00:47:30,753 --> 00:47:34,157 Yeah. So, don't choose that ugly-ass wool, right? 977 00:47:34,190 --> 00:47:35,826 Choose one that you like. 978 00:47:35,858 --> 00:47:37,760 That was totally suckfish wool. 979 00:47:37,793 --> 00:47:40,496 It was. 980 00:47:40,530 --> 00:47:42,833 Hmm... 981 00:47:45,869 --> 00:47:47,871 This one. 982 00:47:47,903 --> 00:47:50,106 I don't really like that one, though. 983 00:47:50,139 --> 00:47:51,775 - Okay. - I'm kidding! 984 00:47:51,807 --> 00:47:53,076 That's great. 985 00:47:53,108 --> 00:47:55,545 - Okay. - Yeah. 986 00:47:55,577 --> 00:47:57,981 Oh, my lawyer, he got me Tuesday nights back, 987 00:47:58,014 --> 00:48:00,650 in exchange for the entire Easter Weekend, but hey... 988 00:48:00,682 --> 00:48:01,751 So, when am I on? 989 00:48:01,784 --> 00:48:03,019 Oh, we're good. 990 00:48:03,052 --> 00:48:05,088 You don't have to sub in anymore. 991 00:48:05,121 --> 00:48:06,690 Oh, but I'm teaching Adele how to knit a hat. 992 00:48:06,722 --> 00:48:08,958 We already bought the wool. 993 00:48:08,992 --> 00:48:10,927 I don't know. Well, you guys can still hang out, obviously. 994 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,262 I just don't need you every single week. 995 00:48:12,295 --> 00:48:13,762 But I love it. 996 00:48:13,797 --> 00:48:14,998 I'm sure you do. 997 00:48:15,030 --> 00:48:16,733 Everyone loves hanging out with Adele... 998 00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:18,001 that's why I'm always in court. 999 00:48:18,034 --> 00:48:19,702 Well, she wanted to play Frisbee with Trudy 1000 00:48:19,735 --> 00:48:20,971 and we haven't done that yet. 1001 00:48:21,003 --> 00:48:22,204 Who's Trudy? 1002 00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,175 Oh, right. I got a dog... 1003 00:48:24,206 --> 00:48:26,576 something you would know if you gave a shit about my life, 1004 00:48:26,608 --> 00:48:28,110 which you clearly don't. 1005 00:48:28,144 --> 00:48:29,679 Something you might want to think about here... 1006 00:48:29,711 --> 00:48:31,181 the whole world does not revolve around you. 1007 00:48:31,213 --> 00:48:34,518 I know, I know. It's cause it's busy revolving around you. 1008 00:48:34,550 --> 00:48:37,186 What about me? I think it would be fair 1009 00:48:37,221 --> 00:48:41,224 if somebody asked me what I want to do. 1010 00:48:41,257 --> 00:48:43,059 Well, of course, sweetie. I'm only thinking about you. 1011 00:48:43,092 --> 00:48:46,797 I got us our movie nights back, just like before. 1012 00:48:46,829 --> 00:48:48,900 Okay. But I also want a time with Gaby. 1013 00:48:48,932 --> 00:48:51,536 Well, sweetie, you've got school and tutoring 1014 00:48:51,568 --> 00:48:54,005 and whatever else your mother's got you in, 1015 00:48:54,038 --> 00:48:55,907 and with the way we've got to split time, 1016 00:48:55,938 --> 00:48:58,041 I'm sorry, it's not that flexible, okay? 1017 00:48:58,074 --> 00:49:00,844 I don't have a lot of options to work with on this. 1018 00:49:00,876 --> 00:49:02,878 Well, you and Mom are going to have to make it work. 1019 00:49:02,913 --> 00:49:05,815 I never ask you for anything. 1020 00:49:05,847 --> 00:49:07,117 Well, I got you the gecko. 1021 00:49:07,150 --> 00:49:08,952 It died. 1022 00:49:08,985 --> 00:49:10,887 Oh, okay, okay. 1023 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,588 I'll work something out, okay? 1024 00:49:12,621 --> 00:49:14,724 I'll talk to Gaby and we'll do something. 1025 00:49:14,757 --> 00:49:16,927 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm wide open. 1026 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,295 Okay. You got your bag? 1027 00:49:18,327 --> 00:49:19,762 - Let's go. - Yeah. 1028 00:49:19,797 --> 00:49:21,532 I'll be in touch. 1029 00:50:05,974 --> 00:50:09,311 Oh, hey, Gaby. Oh, I'm so glad you came. 1030 00:50:09,346 --> 00:50:10,880 Where's your niece? 1031 00:50:10,913 --> 00:50:13,717 Oh, um, my brother took her home. Yeah. 1032 00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:15,985 Oh, that's too bad. Well, I'm glad you're here. 1033 00:50:16,019 --> 00:50:18,021 Hey, everybody, this is Gaby, 1034 00:50:18,054 --> 00:50:21,826 and somebody get her a goddamn drink. 1035 00:50:24,159 --> 00:50:26,663 Yeah, I know, I've got way too much crap, 1036 00:50:26,695 --> 00:50:29,865 but, ah, I love it all. 1037 00:50:29,898 --> 00:50:30,766 This is cool. 1038 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,003 Oh, that has a curse on it. 1039 00:50:32,034 --> 00:50:33,702 Kidding. 1040 00:50:33,735 --> 00:50:36,139 Where did you get all these different things? 1041 00:50:36,172 --> 00:50:39,108 Oh, you know, I'm a field biologist, 1042 00:50:39,143 --> 00:50:40,878 so I'm always up to my neck 1043 00:50:40,909 --> 00:50:42,711 in some fucking rainforest or another, 1044 00:50:42,744 --> 00:50:44,780 and I always mean to deal with this, 1045 00:50:44,813 --> 00:50:46,949 but then I come home and add more to it, 1046 00:50:46,983 --> 00:50:49,119 and I just can't seem to get it organized. 1047 00:50:49,152 --> 00:50:52,422 This crew is a very high maintenance bunch. 1048 00:50:52,454 --> 00:50:54,123 She means her students. 1049 00:50:54,157 --> 00:50:55,826 Especially the PhDs. 1050 00:50:55,858 --> 00:50:57,360 You'd retire if you didn't love us so much. 1051 00:50:57,393 --> 00:50:58,427 Maybe I will. 1052 00:50:58,461 --> 00:50:59,664 You always say that. 1053 00:51:01,396 --> 00:51:03,266 And you, the fish people... 1054 00:51:03,298 --> 00:51:05,001 Oh, please. If I have to hear about the superiority 1055 00:51:05,034 --> 00:51:07,704 of bird eggs to fish eggs one more time... 1056 00:51:07,737 --> 00:51:09,338 It is a false comparison. 1057 00:51:09,371 --> 00:51:10,773 Hatching ratios... 1058 00:51:10,807 --> 00:51:12,076 Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, 1059 00:51:12,108 --> 00:51:13,943 maybe not that fascinating 1060 00:51:13,976 --> 00:51:15,413 to our new and very special guest. 1061 00:51:15,445 --> 00:51:17,882 No, no. Please, don't stop on my account. 1062 00:51:17,914 --> 00:51:19,884 This is... this is interesting. 1063 00:51:19,916 --> 00:51:23,253 I'm sure it is, yeah. 1064 00:51:23,286 --> 00:51:25,155 Continue! 1065 00:51:47,876 --> 00:51:49,079 Okay. 1066 00:51:49,112 --> 00:51:51,414 Hey, hey, hey, give me that. 1067 00:51:51,447 --> 00:51:53,916 I'll take care of it. You're my guest. 1068 00:51:53,951 --> 00:51:56,353 I'm a caterer; we clear dishes constantly. 1069 00:51:56,385 --> 00:51:59,757 No. 1070 00:51:59,789 --> 00:52:01,025 Here. 1071 00:52:01,057 --> 00:52:03,793 Thanks. 1072 00:52:03,826 --> 00:52:05,994 Your students were telling me some pretty crazy stories. 1073 00:52:06,028 --> 00:52:07,965 Oh, yeah. 1074 00:52:07,996 --> 00:52:09,398 Well, life in a research station's 1075 00:52:09,432 --> 00:52:13,170 like being at a summer camp; we have a lot of fun. 1076 00:52:13,202 --> 00:52:15,072 Can I ask a kind of weird question 1077 00:52:15,105 --> 00:52:16,273 and you don't have to answer? 1078 00:52:16,306 --> 00:52:17,942 Yeah. 1079 00:52:17,974 --> 00:52:19,809 Did you ever want kids? 1080 00:52:19,842 --> 00:52:22,413 Do you mean do I regret not having kids? 1081 00:52:22,445 --> 00:52:23,847 Sure. 1082 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,148 How old are you? 1083 00:52:25,181 --> 00:52:26,849 39. 1084 00:52:26,884 --> 00:52:28,152 Ah, yes, I remember my thirties... 1085 00:52:28,184 --> 00:52:30,221 a lot of my colleagues leaving the field, 1086 00:52:30,253 --> 00:52:33,222 scrambling to find somebody to have babies with. 1087 00:52:33,255 --> 00:52:35,125 It was hard to watch. 1088 00:52:35,157 --> 00:52:37,126 They were all feeling 1089 00:52:37,159 --> 00:52:39,094 the pressure of the biological clock. 1090 00:52:39,128 --> 00:52:41,998 But you didn't feel it? 1091 00:52:42,030 --> 00:52:43,432 You know, a big part of me really wanted to have kids. 1092 00:52:43,465 --> 00:52:45,268 I love kids. 1093 00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:47,003 But I guess an even bigger part of me 1094 00:52:47,036 --> 00:52:50,807 wanted something different, wanted this. 1095 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,844 And, you know, there comes a time when you gotta say, 1096 00:52:53,876 --> 00:52:55,246 "Fuck it. 1097 00:52:55,278 --> 00:52:56,981 "I'm breaking the mould. 1098 00:52:57,012 --> 00:52:58,447 "I'm taking the road less travelled. 1099 00:52:58,481 --> 00:53:00,150 "And everybody else, 1100 00:53:00,182 --> 00:53:01,951 "they should mind their own goddamn business." 1101 00:53:01,983 --> 00:53:04,487 Yeah. My thing is I don't know what road I want to travel. 1102 00:53:04,519 --> 00:53:06,523 Find what works for you. 1103 00:53:06,556 --> 00:53:09,324 I mean, we women, we don't all want the same thing 1104 00:53:09,358 --> 00:53:10,927 or need the same thing. 1105 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,128 It's just an insult to say that we do. 1106 00:53:13,163 --> 00:53:16,467 There's nothing wrong with you, Gaby. 1107 00:53:28,177 --> 00:53:33,016 I'm very proud of Alex. I'm proud of all of my kids. 1108 00:53:33,048 --> 00:53:34,516 He's got a lot going for him, 1109 00:53:34,550 --> 00:53:36,420 but I've never thought of him as... funny. 1110 00:53:36,452 --> 00:53:39,190 Even when he was a kid, he was serious, intense. 1111 00:53:39,222 --> 00:53:41,391 I mean, he wasn't funny in school. 1112 00:53:41,423 --> 00:53:45,394 I don't think I've ever heard him tell a joke. 1113 00:53:45,427 --> 00:53:48,364 You were funny. 1114 00:53:48,396 --> 00:53:50,233 Well, I had to be; I was weird looking. 1115 00:53:50,266 --> 00:53:53,570 You were a beautiful child. 1116 00:53:53,603 --> 00:53:56,840 Funny was just the icing on the cake. 1117 00:53:56,873 --> 00:54:00,876 That's nice, you coming tonight and supporting your brother. 1118 00:54:00,909 --> 00:54:04,012 Well, we really don't have a relationship, but... 1119 00:54:04,047 --> 00:54:06,916 Oh, you have a relationship, all right. 1120 00:54:06,949 --> 00:54:09,452 Not an easy one, hmm? 1121 00:54:09,485 --> 00:54:12,155 People are difficult. 1122 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,063 That's the right amount. 1123 00:54:20,096 --> 00:54:21,864 You'll be able to start 1124 00:54:21,898 --> 00:54:23,333 the nicest little restaurant in town. 1125 00:54:23,365 --> 00:54:25,934 Thank you. 1126 00:54:25,967 --> 00:54:28,471 I mean it... thank you. 1127 00:54:31,139 --> 00:54:33,242 Hey. 1128 00:54:33,277 --> 00:54:36,045 Yeah, all right. Hello, everybody. 1129 00:54:36,077 --> 00:54:38,248 Nice to be here with you. 1130 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:42,452 Ahh, a little bit about me... my wife... oh, my wife... 1131 00:54:42,485 --> 00:54:46,956 after vowing the whole better or worse, sickness or health thing, 1132 00:54:46,989 --> 00:54:49,057 when ahead and left me. 1133 00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:52,228 Yeah, and not even for another guy. 1134 00:54:52,260 --> 00:54:55,398 Nope. Not for another girl. No, no. 1135 00:54:55,431 --> 00:54:57,467 She left me for no one. 1136 00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:59,369 That's right, folks, 1137 00:54:59,402 --> 00:55:02,338 she would rather be with no one than be with yours truly. 1138 00:55:02,371 --> 00:55:06,376 So, uh, yeah. 1139 00:55:06,409 --> 00:55:08,244 I got a lot of friends telling me 1140 00:55:08,277 --> 00:55:09,646 that maybe I should start doing therapy, right? 1141 00:55:09,679 --> 00:55:12,481 Take more vitamins. 1142 00:55:12,514 --> 00:55:15,585 Do yoga. That's a big one, huh? Yoga, 1143 00:55:15,617 --> 00:55:18,121 like that's gonna help. But I do it. 1144 00:55:18,153 --> 00:55:19,956 You know, I do the downward dog, 1145 00:55:19,989 --> 00:55:22,157 I do the crane, I do the whole thing. 1146 00:55:22,192 --> 00:55:25,061 But, jeez, I'm real bad at it, folks, I'll tell ya. Just awful. 1147 00:55:25,094 --> 00:55:27,597 Just this lanky pile of goo 1148 00:55:27,630 --> 00:55:30,134 and, uh... 1149 00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:33,304 I, uh... 1150 00:55:33,336 --> 00:55:36,005 Sorry. I, uh... 1151 00:55:36,038 --> 00:55:37,606 I guess I just fall apart sometimes, 1152 00:55:37,639 --> 00:55:40,443 you know, and, uh... 1153 00:55:42,077 --> 00:55:43,545 I don't know about dating these days, though. 1154 00:55:43,579 --> 00:55:45,682 I'll tell ya, I am getting a lot older. 1155 00:55:45,715 --> 00:55:47,483 Things have changed. 1156 00:55:47,516 --> 00:55:49,318 Let's just say two and a half decades ago, 1157 00:55:49,351 --> 00:55:52,021 when I was on the market, hairy balls... no problem. 1158 00:55:52,054 --> 00:55:54,057 - Eww. - But I'll tell ya, jeez, 1159 00:55:54,090 --> 00:55:56,092 these girls these days that I'm dating, 1160 00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:59,394 they're like, "Oh my God, you gotta shave." 1161 00:55:59,427 --> 00:56:03,465 Shave? You want me to shave my balls? 1162 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:06,070 Fuck that, folks. 1163 00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:08,438 I'm 45 years old. I'll suck my own dick, 1164 00:56:08,471 --> 00:56:11,606 and I can... I do yoga. 1165 00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:13,675 It's okay, you can clap. Thank you. Thank you. 1166 00:56:13,710 --> 00:56:15,746 So, it's, uh... a few other things. 1167 00:56:15,778 --> 00:56:17,748 I guess, the in-laws... 1168 00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:20,250 Jeez, I hope that wasn't too awkward. 1169 00:56:20,282 --> 00:56:22,585 Awkward? What do you think? I was sitting with Dad. 1170 00:56:22,617 --> 00:56:24,119 Oh my God. I know. 1171 00:56:24,153 --> 00:56:27,023 Did he laugh at, like, any of the jokes? 1172 00:56:27,056 --> 00:56:29,259 I don't know. I was trying not to look at him. 1173 00:56:29,291 --> 00:56:30,693 I was avoiding all eye contact the whole time. 1174 00:56:30,726 --> 00:56:34,163 Yeah. Fair. What'd you think? 1175 00:56:34,195 --> 00:56:35,664 Was I funny? 1176 00:56:35,697 --> 00:56:38,434 I mean, compared to the other comedians, 1177 00:56:38,467 --> 00:56:40,336 yes, you were a genius. 1178 00:56:42,105 --> 00:56:46,543 Yeah? 1179 00:56:46,576 --> 00:56:48,177 What part you like best? 1180 00:56:48,210 --> 00:56:50,246 Um... 1181 00:56:50,278 --> 00:56:52,782 the camping stuff with your in-laws, I guess. 1182 00:56:52,815 --> 00:56:54,282 Yeah? 1183 00:56:54,317 --> 00:56:55,753 Hey, I made a lot of that up, you know, 1184 00:56:55,784 --> 00:56:58,121 just for, like, comedic effect. 1185 00:56:58,153 --> 00:56:59,188 Mm-hmm. Well, it was funny. 1186 00:56:59,221 --> 00:57:01,224 Yeah. 1187 00:57:01,257 --> 00:57:04,394 Oh, maybe I'll call Dad, see what he thought. 1188 00:57:04,427 --> 00:57:07,230 Okay, well, before you call Dad, um, you know, just know, 1189 00:57:07,262 --> 00:57:08,797 no matter what he says, like, 1190 00:57:08,831 --> 00:57:11,467 took a lot of... dare I say... balls 1191 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:14,670 to get up there and do that, 1192 00:57:14,702 --> 00:57:16,204 and even if you never do stand-up again... 1193 00:57:16,239 --> 00:57:18,809 which I suggest you don't... 1194 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,077 ...you should be proud of yourself. 1195 00:57:21,110 --> 00:57:23,047 Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that. 1196 00:57:23,079 --> 00:57:24,414 But this is not going to be the last time I do stand-up. 1197 00:57:24,447 --> 00:57:26,215 It should be. 1198 00:57:26,248 --> 00:57:28,284 If that's the last thing I ever do, I'll kill myself. 1199 00:57:28,317 --> 00:57:29,619 That was rough. 1200 00:58:39,588 --> 00:58:42,692 Hang on. 1201 00:58:42,724 --> 00:58:45,561 Hey, Gaby. What's up? 1202 00:58:45,594 --> 00:58:48,364 Okay. 1203 00:58:48,396 --> 00:58:50,365 I just had to tell someone, 1204 00:58:50,398 --> 00:58:52,601 I just signed the lease on my restaurant. 1205 00:58:52,635 --> 00:58:55,873 No way. 1206 00:58:55,905 --> 00:58:58,474 That's so exciting! 1207 00:58:58,507 --> 00:59:01,277 Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty happy. 1208 00:59:01,309 --> 00:59:02,811 That's amazing! 1209 00:59:02,846 --> 00:59:04,648 Thanks. 1210 00:59:04,681 --> 00:59:06,617 Wow. Congratulations! 1211 00:59:06,648 --> 00:59:08,650 Thanks. 1212 00:59:08,684 --> 00:59:10,320 Oh, do you want to come in? 1213 00:59:10,351 --> 00:59:11,887 Oh, no. You're busy. 1214 00:59:11,922 --> 00:59:13,789 No, it's just a few neighbourhood people 1215 00:59:13,822 --> 00:59:15,490 dropped by for some dinner. 1216 00:59:15,523 --> 00:59:17,360 Oh. God, it looks more formal than that. 1217 00:59:17,393 --> 00:59:19,528 Um, no, I should go. 1218 00:59:19,561 --> 00:59:22,331 No, don't be silly. Listen, Jeremy hates these things. 1219 00:59:22,364 --> 00:59:23,766 He always says there's too much drama. 1220 00:59:23,798 --> 00:59:25,668 You could help me keep it civil. 1221 00:59:25,701 --> 00:59:28,204 Cheers. 1222 00:59:28,237 --> 00:59:31,474 Gaby just signed the lease on her new restaurant. 1223 00:59:31,507 --> 00:59:34,309 I just spontaneously popped by. 1224 00:59:34,342 --> 00:59:35,878 Congratulations. 1225 00:59:35,911 --> 00:59:37,512 There are so many good restaurants in the city. 1226 00:59:37,547 --> 00:59:39,483 Yeah, I just bought an Argentinean wood grill. 1227 00:59:39,514 --> 00:59:43,619 It's five feet long, so the party's at our place next time. 1228 00:59:43,652 --> 00:59:44,920 I wish we could cook like that. 1229 00:59:44,954 --> 00:59:46,623 We're in the Goldfish, 1230 00:59:46,655 --> 00:59:48,958 chicken nuggets phase for a few more years. 1231 00:59:48,990 --> 00:59:50,226 You're a restauranteur... you're gonna appreciate this. 1232 00:59:50,259 --> 00:59:51,494 Oh, yeah. Nice. 1233 00:59:51,527 --> 00:59:53,329 It's the bomb. 1234 00:59:53,362 --> 00:59:54,565 Before I went to med school, 1235 00:59:54,597 --> 00:59:56,699 I always dreamed of opening a restaurant. 1236 00:59:56,731 --> 00:59:58,300 Oh, you don't want a restaurant. 1237 00:59:58,335 --> 01:00:00,237 That's typically high risk, 1238 01:00:00,269 --> 01:00:02,838 low reward. You're never with your family. 1239 01:00:02,871 --> 01:00:05,375 I guess that's the advantage of being single. 1240 01:00:05,407 --> 01:00:07,376 You're single? 1241 01:00:07,409 --> 01:00:09,711 That's ridiculous. 1242 01:00:09,744 --> 01:00:12,648 There must be someone in my firm I can set you up with. 1243 01:00:12,681 --> 01:00:16,219 Oh, no, please. I'm single by choice, so... 1244 01:00:16,251 --> 01:00:17,954 - Really? - Yeah. 1245 01:00:17,987 --> 01:00:19,521 Nobody's single by choice. 1246 01:00:19,556 --> 01:00:20,990 Well, I am, 1247 01:00:21,023 --> 01:00:24,827 and that's actually a lot of benefits to it. 1248 01:00:24,860 --> 01:00:26,862 Being single was a lot of fun. 1249 01:00:26,894 --> 01:00:28,965 Yeah. You know, I can leave my apartment, 1250 01:00:28,998 --> 01:00:31,500 and I come back, and it's exactly how I left it. 1251 01:00:31,532 --> 01:00:34,804 I could fly off to Paris at the drop of a hat. You know? 1252 01:00:34,836 --> 01:00:38,873 And get a dog, which I did. She's awesome. 1253 01:00:38,907 --> 01:00:41,644 But what if you met the perfect guy? 1254 01:00:41,677 --> 01:00:43,445 There is no perfect guy. 1255 01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,449 So, you don't want kids? 1256 01:00:46,481 --> 01:00:49,351 Uh, you don't have to be in a relationship to have kids now. 1257 01:00:49,385 --> 01:00:52,355 There's all kinds of ways people do it. But no, I don't. 1258 01:00:52,387 --> 01:00:54,757 Yeah, I think it's very selfish. 1259 01:00:54,789 --> 01:00:57,025 Wouldn't you be more selfish 1260 01:00:57,059 --> 01:01:00,364 for wanting a little replica of yourself? 1261 01:01:00,396 --> 01:01:02,266 Well, some of us have to be the adults in the room, 1262 01:01:02,298 --> 01:01:04,034 some of us have to grow up. 1263 01:01:04,067 --> 01:01:06,436 I mean, who do you think's gonna pay for your pension? 1264 01:01:06,467 --> 01:01:08,403 There's a rhetorical question. It's my kids. 1265 01:01:08,436 --> 01:01:10,039 Well, we have four kids. 1266 01:01:10,072 --> 01:01:12,340 One of them can pay for Gaby. 1267 01:01:12,375 --> 01:01:13,744 Well, what happens when she turns 80? 1268 01:01:13,777 --> 01:01:14,911 Stop. 1269 01:01:14,943 --> 01:01:16,445 Who's gonna take care of her? 1270 01:01:16,478 --> 01:01:18,313 Your mother lives in a nursing home. 1271 01:01:18,347 --> 01:01:20,016 Well, that's because it works for her. 1272 01:01:20,048 --> 01:01:21,617 There's activities there. 1273 01:01:21,650 --> 01:01:23,418 She must be grateful. 1274 01:01:23,452 --> 01:01:25,489 I'm not really planning my life for my eighties because, 1275 01:01:25,521 --> 01:01:29,393 you know, who knows if any of us are even gonna make it that far. 1276 01:01:29,425 --> 01:01:31,327 80's the new 65. 1277 01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,597 We'll be half titanium and still taking spin class. 1278 01:01:35,931 --> 01:01:38,367 Okay, let's move on. Who wants dessert? 1279 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:39,367 - Yes. - Yes. 1280 01:01:39,402 --> 01:01:40,603 Let's move on. We should. 1281 01:01:40,635 --> 01:01:42,405 Listen, all I'm saying is it's fun now, 1282 01:01:42,438 --> 01:01:43,572 but when you get older, people aren't as receptive. 1283 01:01:43,605 --> 01:01:44,940 You're not gonna be as... 1284 01:01:44,972 --> 01:01:46,742 attractive as you are right now. 1285 01:01:46,775 --> 01:01:48,010 You can't handle a threat to the patriarchy. 1286 01:01:48,043 --> 01:01:49,612 If this is the patriarchy... 1287 01:01:49,644 --> 01:01:50,945 If? 1288 01:01:50,980 --> 01:01:52,715 Yeah, if this is a patriarchy, 1289 01:01:52,748 --> 01:01:54,684 Amanda, it's working out pretty well for you. Huh? 1290 01:01:54,717 --> 01:01:56,920 With your "photography." 1291 01:01:56,952 --> 01:01:58,088 Being a stay-at-home mom is a choice. 1292 01:01:58,119 --> 01:02:00,056 Sorry, are we talking about me now? 1293 01:02:00,088 --> 01:02:01,990 I am more than a stay-at-home mom. 1294 01:02:02,023 --> 01:02:04,327 Yeah, she's an artist, Blair. 1295 01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:05,461 All I'm saying is you're going to have regrets, 1296 01:02:05,494 --> 01:02:08,396 big regrets. Trust me. 1297 01:02:08,431 --> 01:02:10,534 Trust you? Sorry, who the fuck are you? 1298 01:02:10,567 --> 01:02:14,003 Who the fuck are you? 1299 01:02:14,036 --> 01:02:15,605 Sorry I ruined your party. 1300 01:02:15,637 --> 01:02:17,740 He ruined it. 1301 01:02:17,773 --> 01:02:19,842 It was lively. 1302 01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:23,646 So, are you a committed single now? 1303 01:02:23,679 --> 01:02:25,414 No. I mean, it was bullshit. 1304 01:02:25,447 --> 01:02:27,483 I just said it 'cause why should I have to defend my life 1305 01:02:27,516 --> 01:02:29,085 to a table of strangers? 1306 01:02:29,117 --> 01:02:31,420 I guess. 1307 01:02:31,452 --> 01:02:33,755 You were pretty badass, going a women's studies on him. 1308 01:02:36,057 --> 01:02:38,760 Shit. People are dicks to single women. 1309 01:02:38,793 --> 01:02:40,663 Well, I shouldn't have come. 1310 01:02:40,695 --> 01:02:42,664 Don't be silly. It's my house. 1311 01:02:42,697 --> 01:02:44,467 Well, it was a couples party. 1312 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:45,835 It was a drop-in. 1313 01:02:45,867 --> 01:02:49,137 Okay, but everyone was very dressed up. 1314 01:02:49,172 --> 01:02:52,409 I didn't think you'd want to come. 1315 01:02:52,442 --> 01:02:54,043 It's so boring. 1316 01:02:54,076 --> 01:02:56,512 I was at a dinner party where we discussed 1317 01:02:56,545 --> 01:02:59,548 the toxicity of fabric softener for 20 minutes. 1318 01:02:59,581 --> 01:03:03,052 I'm not even exaggerating. 20 minutes. 1319 01:03:03,085 --> 01:03:05,153 Well, it is shockingly toxic. 1320 01:03:05,186 --> 01:03:07,690 It's terrible. 1321 01:03:07,722 --> 01:03:11,059 Yeah, I don't know. I just kind of thought... 1322 01:03:11,092 --> 01:03:13,429 maybe you didn't want to be friends anymore. 1323 01:03:13,461 --> 01:03:14,697 Gaby... 1324 01:03:14,730 --> 01:03:16,731 Well, we only hang out 1325 01:03:16,764 --> 01:03:19,001 when you're driving your kids somewhere or doing housework. 1326 01:03:19,034 --> 01:03:20,702 That's my job. 1327 01:03:20,735 --> 01:03:22,704 Yeah, well, I don't know, 1328 01:03:22,739 --> 01:03:26,175 I need some element of friendship out of a friendship. 1329 01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:29,043 There were times when I was stuck inside a house 1330 01:03:29,077 --> 01:03:31,782 with a kid, so bored, so lonely, 1331 01:03:31,813 --> 01:03:34,784 and were always off with some guy, right? 1332 01:03:34,817 --> 01:03:37,686 Hmm. Um, well, I'm sorry. 1333 01:03:37,719 --> 01:03:39,722 I had no idea you felt that way. 1334 01:03:41,590 --> 01:03:46,028 I miss how it used to be. 1335 01:03:46,061 --> 01:03:48,097 I miss it, too. 1336 01:04:22,965 --> 01:04:25,934 What's cookin', good lookin'? 1337 01:04:30,806 --> 01:04:32,240 Did she used to say that to you? 1338 01:04:32,273 --> 01:04:35,777 Yeah, and then, make me cinnamon toast. 1339 01:04:35,811 --> 01:04:39,181 Oh, her cinnamon toast, so good. 1340 01:04:39,213 --> 01:04:41,150 She used to broil it twice, 1341 01:04:41,182 --> 01:04:43,985 but I could never get it that good. 1342 01:04:44,019 --> 01:04:46,722 I miss it. 1343 01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:49,657 I loved playing backgammon with her. 1344 01:04:49,692 --> 01:04:50,860 She cheated every single time, 1345 01:04:50,893 --> 01:04:52,829 but I could never catch her at it. 1346 01:04:55,764 --> 01:04:59,201 I like how she pulled her hair up so high in the front. 1347 01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:02,204 Because she thought it made her look taller. 1348 01:05:08,777 --> 01:05:12,146 You must really miss grandma. 1349 01:05:12,181 --> 01:05:15,918 She was your mom. 1350 01:05:26,728 --> 01:05:29,565 When you die, 1351 01:05:29,597 --> 01:05:32,201 I'll keep your grave clean. 1352 01:05:32,233 --> 01:05:34,737 I promise. 1353 01:05:34,769 --> 01:05:37,606 You're the best. 1354 01:05:48,282 --> 01:05:49,318 I want it to be quality, 1355 01:05:49,351 --> 01:05:51,619 but just not fussy, 1356 01:05:51,653 --> 01:05:53,989 not trying too hard, like a lot of these restaurants we have. 1357 01:05:54,021 --> 01:05:56,057 Uh, like, if there's a good sauce, 1358 01:05:56,090 --> 01:05:59,728 let's not do one dot of it or a drizzle, you know? 1359 01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:01,262 Let's have a good amount. 1360 01:06:01,297 --> 01:06:02,798 Yeah. I work at one of those 1361 01:06:02,831 --> 01:06:04,067 dots and drizzle places right now, 1362 01:06:04,099 --> 01:06:06,670 and I can tell you, they throw out a lot of food. 1363 01:06:06,702 --> 01:06:08,838 Yeah, well, I worked in catering for years. 1364 01:06:08,869 --> 01:06:10,606 We'd waste so much food. 1365 01:06:10,639 --> 01:06:11,641 Do a lot of weddings? 1366 01:06:11,673 --> 01:06:13,275 Ugh, hundreds. 1367 01:06:13,307 --> 01:06:15,811 It's just salmon, chicken, salmon, chicken. Ugh. 1368 01:06:15,844 --> 01:06:16,846 Your occasional beef tenderloin. 1369 01:06:16,878 --> 01:06:18,114 Exactly. 1370 01:06:18,146 --> 01:06:19,849 Yeah. So, we're not gonna do that. 1371 01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,684 No. Please, no. 1372 01:06:21,717 --> 01:06:23,686 What's the vibe here gonna be like? 1373 01:06:23,719 --> 01:06:25,653 Oh, I want it to be just welcoming. 1374 01:06:25,686 --> 01:06:27,722 You sit alone at the bar, or you bring your family, 1375 01:06:27,755 --> 01:06:29,123 you're on a date, you know. 1376 01:06:29,157 --> 01:06:32,061 Just a fun, happy home feeling. 1377 01:06:32,094 --> 01:06:33,228 I'd totally be on board with that. 1378 01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,963 Yeah. 1379 01:06:34,996 --> 01:06:36,231 You know, I could put together a solid crew. 1380 01:06:36,264 --> 01:06:38,367 All right. You're all I've got. 1381 01:09:06,381 --> 01:09:08,817 Hey, is this the old... 1382 01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:10,252 All right. 1383 01:09:10,286 --> 01:09:11,787 ...couch? 1384 01:09:11,820 --> 01:09:13,021 No, I got a new one. 1385 01:09:13,054 --> 01:09:14,323 Oh. It's nice. 1386 01:09:14,356 --> 01:09:15,859 The place looks great. 1387 01:09:15,891 --> 01:09:17,961 Well, thank you. Yeah. 1388 01:09:17,993 --> 01:09:20,896 Come on, girl. 1389 01:09:20,929 --> 01:09:22,463 So, what do you want to do? 1390 01:09:22,497 --> 01:09:24,399 God, I don't know. We have all night. 1391 01:09:24,432 --> 01:09:26,301 What did we used to do? 1392 01:09:26,335 --> 01:09:27,537 Take 'shrooms. 1393 01:09:27,569 --> 01:09:31,407 Mm. Should we? I totally would. 1394 01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:34,042 I'd fuckin' love to. 1395 01:09:34,076 --> 01:09:37,814 Oh my God. I know a guy who can get 'em, too. 1396 01:09:37,845 --> 01:09:39,782 Ahh. I can't. 1397 01:09:39,814 --> 01:09:42,050 No, it's crazy. Why would I suggest that? 1398 01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:45,054 Yeah. I was going to make us dark and stormys. 1399 01:09:45,086 --> 01:09:47,021 I'm actually working on my ginger beer, 1400 01:09:47,055 --> 01:09:48,824 perfecting it for the restaurant. 1401 01:09:48,858 --> 01:09:51,226 Uh, is this going to be a thing, 1402 01:09:51,260 --> 01:09:52,929 you testing your food out on me? 1403 01:09:52,961 --> 01:09:55,363 Because I am in. I'll never decline. 1404 01:09:55,398 --> 01:09:57,233 Yeah. These are my plantain chips 1405 01:09:57,265 --> 01:09:59,067 that I'm gonna serve. 1406 01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:02,037 Mmm. 1407 01:10:02,070 --> 01:10:05,875 You know what I would love to do? 1408 01:10:05,907 --> 01:10:08,377 Besides, like, eat everything that you make. 1409 01:10:08,411 --> 01:10:11,146 Um, as long as it doesn't involve board games... 1410 01:10:11,179 --> 01:10:13,881 which are a trigger for me now... I'm down. 1411 01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:17,854 Okay. Um, I would just love to just have a long, 1412 01:10:17,886 --> 01:10:19,188 uninterrupted conversation. 1413 01:10:19,220 --> 01:10:21,557 Mmm. Heaven. Yes. 1414 01:10:21,590 --> 01:10:23,158 And not talk about my kids. 1415 01:10:23,192 --> 01:10:26,162 Okay, but also, I don't want to talk about men. 1416 01:10:26,194 --> 01:10:28,331 Okay. 1417 01:10:28,363 --> 01:10:30,532 And not talk about, like, getting older. 1418 01:10:30,564 --> 01:10:33,235 Yeah, which is... honestly, it's just living longer. 1419 01:10:33,269 --> 01:10:35,070 Why is that something to complain about? 1420 01:10:35,104 --> 01:10:36,905 I know. It's basically just not dying. 1421 01:10:36,938 --> 01:10:38,907 It's a triumph. 1422 01:10:38,939 --> 01:10:40,242 It totally is. 1423 01:10:40,275 --> 01:10:43,011 It's so silly. Cheers, girl. 1424 01:10:43,045 --> 01:10:44,345 Yeah. 1425 01:10:44,380 --> 01:10:47,617 To being elderly. 1426 01:11:14,210 --> 01:11:15,511 Wow. Look at this. 1427 01:11:28,122 --> 01:11:30,426 Hey! 1428 01:11:34,930 --> 01:11:36,131 Hey! 1429 01:11:36,164 --> 01:11:38,268 Did you hear that? Am I crazy? 1430 01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:42,470 Hey! 1431 01:11:42,505 --> 01:11:44,006 Hello? 1432 01:11:44,039 --> 01:11:45,475 Hey. 1433 01:11:45,506 --> 01:11:47,409 Oh my God. Are you okay? 1434 01:11:49,144 --> 01:11:50,479 Thank God you're here. 1435 01:11:50,512 --> 01:11:52,981 Here. 1436 01:11:53,014 --> 01:11:55,516 Thank you. 1437 01:12:04,559 --> 01:12:09,096 The Swiss really know their chocolate. It's good. 1438 01:12:09,130 --> 01:12:11,565 Mm-hmm. 1439 01:12:11,599 --> 01:12:15,103 I hope I didn't ruin your plans. 1440 01:12:15,136 --> 01:12:16,604 Oh, God, we were just wandering around, 1441 01:12:16,639 --> 01:12:18,408 chasing chipmunks. 1442 01:12:18,439 --> 01:12:20,409 I mean, it wasn't really a plan. 1443 01:12:20,443 --> 01:12:22,712 I-I don't know what happened. 1444 01:12:22,744 --> 01:12:26,180 I'm usually, you know, pretty competent. 1445 01:12:26,215 --> 01:12:27,516 Well, there's a reason there's an expression 1446 01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:29,217 "lost in the woods"... 1447 01:12:29,251 --> 01:12:30,686 it all just starts to look the same after awhile. 1448 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:32,087 Oh, God, especially at night. 1449 01:12:32,121 --> 01:12:33,957 It was just trees, trees and trees. 1450 01:12:33,988 --> 01:12:36,024 I couldn't even see the stars because of the trees. 1451 01:12:36,057 --> 01:12:37,694 Then again, I don't know the first thing about stars, 1452 01:12:37,726 --> 01:12:39,628 so I don't think it would have helped. 1453 01:12:39,662 --> 01:12:43,631 Hmm. Your teeth stopped chattering, that's good. 1454 01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:48,604 Yeah. 1455 01:12:48,636 --> 01:12:50,974 Thank you for the food, 1456 01:12:51,006 --> 01:12:53,710 the clothes, the coffee. 1457 01:12:53,742 --> 01:12:56,244 You are so prepared. 1458 01:12:56,278 --> 01:13:00,115 Yeah. Yeah, I'm always worried about the worst case scenario, 1459 01:13:00,148 --> 01:13:03,385 so I pack for ten weeks to do, like, an hour hike. 1460 01:13:05,086 --> 01:13:08,724 Well, I mean, I was only going out for two hours, 1461 01:13:08,756 --> 01:13:11,594 and I was sure I was on the path to the coast. 1462 01:13:11,626 --> 01:13:13,762 It was a beautiful day, so I didn't take any warm clothes, 1463 01:13:13,795 --> 01:13:18,132 but last night was so freezing. 1464 01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:22,070 I-I-I actually, you know, buried myself in leaves, 1465 01:13:22,104 --> 01:13:23,605 just to try to stay warm. 1466 01:13:23,639 --> 01:13:26,609 Yeah. God, that sounds terrible. 1467 01:13:26,641 --> 01:13:29,077 Yeah. I took my phone, I was going to use my GPS, 1468 01:13:29,110 --> 01:13:30,380 but my phone died. 1469 01:13:30,412 --> 01:13:31,713 God, I have a phone. 1470 01:13:31,746 --> 01:13:33,247 You must have someone you want to call 1471 01:13:33,282 --> 01:13:34,384 or people that are worried about you. 1472 01:13:34,416 --> 01:13:37,619 No, actually. No. 1473 01:13:37,653 --> 01:13:40,390 I didn't... I didn't tell anyone I was leaving, 1474 01:13:40,421 --> 01:13:45,360 so if I hadn't seen you, this might have ended up a lot worse. 1475 01:13:45,394 --> 01:13:49,564 You would have died, so I guess I saved your life. 1476 01:13:49,597 --> 01:13:50,800 Maybe. 1477 01:13:50,832 --> 01:13:52,634 - Yeah. - Maybe, yes. 1478 01:13:52,667 --> 01:13:53,635 Thank God for you. 1479 01:13:53,668 --> 01:13:55,604 Thank God. 1480 01:13:55,637 --> 01:13:57,305 Well, you know, me and Trudy were actually 1481 01:13:57,338 --> 01:13:59,175 going to do that coastal hike, if you want to go. 1482 01:13:59,207 --> 01:14:00,710 It's beautiful. 1483 01:14:00,742 --> 01:14:02,310 Gosh, um... 1484 01:14:04,380 --> 01:14:07,649 Well, I... I think I should, you know, get back to my car. 1485 01:14:07,682 --> 01:14:10,252 Mm. Yeah. 1486 01:14:10,286 --> 01:14:11,587 I mean, you can just point me in the right direction. 1487 01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:12,822 No, I'll take you down. 1488 01:14:12,854 --> 01:14:14,689 Please, I saved your life, 1489 01:14:14,722 --> 01:14:16,525 I can't, like, lose you on the way to the parking lot. 1490 01:14:16,559 --> 01:14:18,528 I'll show you where it is. 1491 01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:21,197 What do you do 1492 01:14:21,229 --> 01:14:23,198 when you're not rescuing people with your dog...? 1493 01:14:23,231 --> 01:14:24,500 Trudy. 1494 01:14:24,532 --> 01:14:25,534 Yeah, with Trudy. 1495 01:14:25,568 --> 01:14:27,270 Um, I have a restaurant. 1496 01:14:27,302 --> 01:14:28,503 Really? 1497 01:14:28,537 --> 01:14:29,838 Well, not yet. 1498 01:14:29,871 --> 01:14:31,605 It's opening this summer, so, soon. 1499 01:14:31,639 --> 01:14:32,841 Oh, congratulations. 1500 01:14:32,875 --> 01:14:33,842 Thank you. 1501 01:14:33,876 --> 01:14:35,310 Yeah, that's amazing. 1502 01:14:35,344 --> 01:14:36,511 I'm a bit of a foodie, myself. 1503 01:14:36,545 --> 01:14:37,779 Yeah? 1504 01:14:37,813 --> 01:14:40,247 I guess. Well, I like food. 1505 01:14:40,282 --> 01:14:43,418 What's your ideal restaurant? 1506 01:14:43,452 --> 01:14:46,189 Actually, you know, my favourite place is totally... 1507 01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:47,657 well, I don't know. 1508 01:14:47,689 --> 01:14:49,291 I don't think you'd find it very impressive. 1509 01:14:49,324 --> 01:14:50,760 It's not... you know, it's not innovative or anything. 1510 01:14:50,792 --> 01:14:52,561 Like, quite the opposite. 1511 01:14:52,595 --> 01:14:54,329 But you know what? Maybe I'm not a foodie. 1512 01:14:54,362 --> 01:14:55,796 I don't know. 1513 01:14:55,831 --> 01:14:57,166 But, you know, I don't cook very well, 1514 01:14:57,198 --> 01:14:59,469 so I like food that feels homemade. 1515 01:14:59,501 --> 01:15:01,336 You know, nothing fancy. 1516 01:15:01,369 --> 01:15:04,106 I don't need all that saucings, and dustings and... 1517 01:15:04,139 --> 01:15:05,841 Yeah. Well, that's kind of what I want to do. 1518 01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:08,543 I don't want, like, photogenic food. 1519 01:15:08,577 --> 01:15:12,280 I want, like, basic, honest food that tastes good, 1520 01:15:12,313 --> 01:15:14,615 on a plate, that's it. 1521 01:15:14,649 --> 01:15:16,451 Well, yeah, sounds great. 1522 01:15:16,484 --> 01:15:18,653 So, this is the fastest way back to the parking lot. 1523 01:15:18,686 --> 01:15:22,256 Huh. And, uh, what's that way? 1524 01:15:22,291 --> 01:15:24,159 No, that's the coastal trail. 1525 01:15:24,193 --> 01:15:26,395 Oh. 1526 01:15:26,427 --> 01:15:28,331 Well, I-I actually feel, uh... I actually feel a lot better. 1527 01:15:28,363 --> 01:15:29,731 Really? 1528 01:15:29,764 --> 01:15:31,565 Yeah. Energized. 1529 01:15:31,599 --> 01:15:33,368 Yeah, I'll... I don't know. I'll do the coast. 1530 01:15:33,402 --> 01:15:34,604 Are you sure? 1531 01:15:34,636 --> 01:15:36,671 Yeah, absolutely. 1532 01:15:36,704 --> 01:15:38,439 Yeah. Lead on. 1533 01:15:38,474 --> 01:15:40,243 All right. Let's go. 1534 01:15:40,275 --> 01:15:41,911 Come on, girl. Come. 1535 01:15:43,778 --> 01:15:46,213 You see any bears last night? 1536 01:15:46,247 --> 01:15:48,451 No. 1537 01:15:48,483 --> 01:15:51,619 That's a real issue in this area, actually. 1538 01:15:51,653 --> 01:15:54,856 Really? 1539 01:15:54,889 --> 01:15:56,557 Oh, yeah. 1540 01:15:56,591 --> 01:15:59,661 I didn't know. I mean, glad I didn't know last night. 1541 01:15:59,694 --> 01:16:02,664 Yep. There's a mama bear and her cubs 1542 01:16:02,697 --> 01:16:05,867 and she's just real aggressive. 1543 01:16:05,900 --> 01:16:08,403 What was it? About two, three weeks ago, she got a hiker. 1544 01:16:08,436 --> 01:16:09,404 Really? 1545 01:16:09,438 --> 01:16:10,840 Yeah, she did. 1546 01:16:10,872 --> 01:16:12,506 She ate his arm from the elbow down, 1547 01:16:12,541 --> 01:16:14,277 like a chicken wing. 1548 01:16:14,309 --> 01:16:15,944 And they found him in the morning, he bled out, 1549 01:16:15,978 --> 01:16:18,180 she left him for dead, he sitting there, 1550 01:16:18,213 --> 01:16:22,385 his eyes are open, just staring at his elbow. 1551 01:16:22,417 --> 01:16:24,653 Oh my God. That's... I didn't know bears did that. 1552 01:16:24,686 --> 01:16:27,523 I thought they usually, you know, went for the throat. 1553 01:16:27,555 --> 01:16:30,393 Yeah, I guess every bear's different, you know? 1554 01:16:30,425 --> 01:16:31,960 Every bear's probably different. 1555 01:16:31,993 --> 01:16:34,630 Oh, that is... I mean, that's terrifying. 1556 01:16:34,662 --> 01:16:35,863 Yeah. 1557 01:16:37,899 --> 01:16:40,735 And I also forgot my bear spray. 1558 01:16:40,769 --> 01:16:43,206 Oh, you... I mean, you know, I don't have bear spray. 1559 01:16:43,238 --> 01:16:44,472 Of course you don't. 1560 01:16:44,505 --> 01:16:46,208 Well... well, look, 1561 01:16:46,242 --> 01:16:47,643 maybe I should... I should walk in front, you know? 1562 01:16:47,675 --> 01:16:49,377 - Just to... just to be safe. - Thank you. Thank you. 1563 01:16:49,411 --> 01:16:51,213 Because they usually... I mean, they usually attack... 1564 01:16:51,246 --> 01:16:52,646 from the back! 1565 01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,317 Come on. What are you doing messing with me? 1566 01:16:55,350 --> 01:16:57,319 What? You think I don't know bears? 1567 01:16:57,353 --> 01:16:59,689 Well, you brought nothing into the wilderness to survive, 1568 01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:02,224 so I gave it a gamble. 1569 01:17:02,256 --> 01:17:05,394 Also, I did save your life, thus saving your life. 1570 01:17:05,426 --> 01:17:08,396 Yeah, true. Whoa! A porcupine! 1571 01:17:08,429 --> 01:17:10,297 Do not! Oh... 1572 01:17:10,331 --> 01:17:12,266 That is my biggest fear! 1573 01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:15,537 I'm so scared one is gonna quill Trudy all over her face, 1574 01:17:15,570 --> 01:17:16,872 I'm gonna have to pull it out. Come on. 1575 01:17:16,904 --> 01:17:18,307 Come on, Trudy. 1576 01:17:51,738 --> 01:17:54,577 Maybe I should get a dog. 1577 01:17:54,609 --> 01:17:57,279 Definitely. They're awesome. 1578 01:17:57,313 --> 01:17:59,649 They're so glad when you come home 1579 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,784 and they get you outside of the house more. I love it. 1580 01:18:02,818 --> 01:18:04,520 Yeah, and it's good company. 1581 01:18:04,552 --> 01:18:07,323 Yeah, that too. 1582 01:18:07,354 --> 01:18:08,990 God, I hate Sunday nights... 1583 01:18:09,023 --> 01:18:12,961 my kids leave and it's just me and the Netflix. 1584 01:18:12,994 --> 01:18:14,697 Isn't that weird? 'Cause that's something 1585 01:18:14,729 --> 01:18:15,997 you probably would have enjoyed before, 1586 01:18:16,030 --> 01:18:20,802 but now it's about the absence of someone. 1587 01:18:20,836 --> 01:18:22,505 That's what I hate about break-ups, 1588 01:18:22,537 --> 01:18:24,506 it's like they ruin your solitude. 1589 01:18:24,539 --> 01:18:26,341 Yeah. 1590 01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:28,377 Yeah, that's what happened when my wife and I split up. 1591 01:18:28,409 --> 01:18:31,447 I mean, I don't know, everything just got quiet. 1592 01:18:31,479 --> 01:18:33,347 I get that, yeah. 1593 01:18:37,653 --> 01:18:40,488 Beautiful here. 1594 01:18:40,521 --> 01:18:42,824 It really is. 1595 01:18:42,858 --> 01:18:44,659 Thanks for bringing me. 1596 01:18:44,693 --> 01:18:47,529 It was my pleasure. 1597 01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:52,033 Kind of glad my phone died. 1598 01:18:52,067 --> 01:18:55,738 I feel like we should just kiss a little bit. 1599 01:18:55,770 --> 01:18:57,907 Okay. 1600 01:18:57,939 --> 01:19:00,442 I'd like to do that. 1601 01:19:19,694 --> 01:19:21,396 Oh, look at that! 1602 01:19:21,429 --> 01:19:22,997 Oh, man, I could never live away from the ocean... 1603 01:19:23,030 --> 01:19:24,934 that sound, that smell. 1604 01:19:24,966 --> 01:19:27,603 Oh, me neither. It just wouldn't feel right. 1605 01:19:27,635 --> 01:19:29,371 Do you sail? 1606 01:19:29,404 --> 01:19:31,439 Uh, kite surfer. Well, aspiring kite surfer. 1607 01:19:31,472 --> 01:19:33,708 Really? I've never attempted it, 1608 01:19:33,742 --> 01:19:36,845 but I'm pretty sure if I did, it would end in disaster. 1609 01:19:36,878 --> 01:19:38,613 Well, you should check it out sometime. 1610 01:19:38,646 --> 01:19:41,050 Not that I'm going to do that, but where do you go? 1611 01:19:41,082 --> 01:19:42,117 Squamish. 1612 01:19:42,150 --> 01:19:43,752 Squamish? 1613 01:19:43,786 --> 01:19:45,621 I've lived here my whole life, 1614 01:19:45,653 --> 01:19:48,523 only Squamish I know is thousands of miles away in BC. 1615 01:19:48,555 --> 01:19:51,726 Well, I... you know, I live in Vancouver. 1616 01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:54,497 Oh... 1617 01:19:54,529 --> 01:19:57,766 Okay, the other ocean. 1618 01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,868 Yeah. I'm just here for work. 1619 01:19:59,902 --> 01:20:02,404 I fly out tomorrow and I'm, you know, 1620 01:20:02,438 --> 01:20:03,805 not sure when I'm gonna be back. 1621 01:20:03,838 --> 01:20:07,909 Well, you'll be happy to see your kids. 1622 01:20:07,943 --> 01:20:10,578 Yeah. It's hard being away from them. 1623 01:20:10,612 --> 01:20:11,912 How old are they? 1624 01:20:11,947 --> 01:20:14,884 Uh, Matty is eight and Stella's four. 1625 01:20:14,916 --> 01:20:17,185 That kind of makes it hard to get out. 1626 01:20:17,219 --> 01:20:19,688 Oh, yeah. So, you're, like, on the market, but... 1627 01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:21,990 Well, before an hour ago, 1628 01:20:22,023 --> 01:20:23,591 I didn't really consider myself on the market. 1629 01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,728 Hmm. You're market fresh. 1630 01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:28,063 In restaurant terms, yes. 1631 01:20:42,577 --> 01:20:43,945 This is me. 1632 01:20:43,979 --> 01:20:45,780 Really? 1633 01:20:45,813 --> 01:20:48,016 It's... it's the only thing they had. 1634 01:20:48,050 --> 01:20:51,220 Wow. Well, that's me over there. 1635 01:20:51,252 --> 01:20:54,956 Um, I was going to ask you for your number, 1636 01:20:54,988 --> 01:20:58,193 so I could put it in my phone, but my phone is dead. 1637 01:20:58,226 --> 01:21:03,064 So, I thought I could give you mine. 1638 01:21:07,603 --> 01:21:10,139 Have I misread something? 1639 01:21:10,171 --> 01:21:13,942 Oh, no. Uh-uh, no. You haven't misread things. 1640 01:21:13,975 --> 01:21:18,179 Um, you just live so far. 1641 01:21:18,212 --> 01:21:19,247 There are planes. 1642 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,983 There are. 1643 01:21:21,015 --> 01:21:22,884 You can drive. 1644 01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,652 Yeah, I could drive across a continent. 1645 01:21:24,685 --> 01:21:26,087 It's a full continent. 1646 01:21:26,121 --> 01:21:28,689 Podcasts. 1647 01:21:28,724 --> 01:21:30,125 It's not even that. It's just that... 1648 01:21:30,157 --> 01:21:33,528 I finally kind of got my shit together. 1649 01:21:33,561 --> 01:21:34,662 You seem very together. 1650 01:21:34,695 --> 01:21:36,532 Thank you. 1651 01:21:36,564 --> 01:21:39,167 And I just don't want to mess it up right now. 1652 01:21:39,201 --> 01:21:41,537 Like, my life's kind of perfect. Not that you were asking. 1653 01:21:41,569 --> 01:21:43,805 And I wouldn't ask you to. 1654 01:21:43,838 --> 01:21:45,975 And plus, you deserve 1655 01:21:46,006 --> 01:21:49,010 more than just like a long distance booty call. 1656 01:21:50,278 --> 01:21:53,046 This is so tragic. 1657 01:21:53,081 --> 01:21:54,682 Yeah. 1658 01:21:54,715 --> 01:21:56,016 But it's kind of cool. 1659 01:21:56,050 --> 01:21:58,253 It's like we had an awesome day, 1660 01:21:58,287 --> 01:22:02,056 the perfect relationship... like, we didn't fight, 1661 01:22:02,090 --> 01:22:05,594 no one was nagging anyone, we didn't get bored. 1662 01:22:05,626 --> 01:22:07,762 No trying to convince you to learn how to ski. 1663 01:22:07,795 --> 01:22:08,896 I actually don't mind skiing. 1664 01:22:08,930 --> 01:22:10,564 - Oh, you don't. - Uh-uh. 1665 01:22:10,599 --> 01:22:13,167 I hate golf. Do you golf? 1666 01:22:13,201 --> 01:22:14,904 No. I think it's stupid. 1667 01:22:14,936 --> 01:22:17,738 It is. I don't really like peanut butter. 1668 01:22:17,773 --> 01:22:20,109 I love it, but Matty's allergic, so it's never in the house. 1669 01:22:20,141 --> 01:22:22,243 Okay, okay. 1670 01:22:22,277 --> 01:22:26,849 Uh, when I like a song, I do play it on repeat all day long. 1671 01:22:26,881 --> 01:22:28,817 That would drive me crazy. 1672 01:22:28,849 --> 01:22:30,217 Yeah, you couldn't live with that. 1673 01:22:30,251 --> 01:22:32,220 No, I couldn't live with that. 1674 01:22:32,253 --> 01:22:33,854 That would be the end of us. 1675 01:22:33,889 --> 01:22:37,993 Yeah, so, guess it all worked out. 1676 01:22:38,025 --> 01:22:40,762 Yeah. 1677 01:22:40,795 --> 01:22:43,097 All right. 1678 01:23:36,050 --> 01:23:39,820 There's a lot of people out there already. 1679 01:23:39,854 --> 01:23:40,854 Oh, shit. 1680 01:23:40,889 --> 01:23:42,157 Isn't that a good thing? 1681 01:23:42,189 --> 01:23:43,992 Yeah, it is. 1682 01:23:44,025 --> 01:23:46,996 That's a beautiful cake. 1683 01:23:47,028 --> 01:23:48,729 Did you make it? 1684 01:23:48,764 --> 01:23:50,698 I did, yeah. 1685 01:23:50,731 --> 01:23:52,167 Are the flowers real? 1686 01:23:52,199 --> 01:23:53,935 Here. 1687 01:23:53,969 --> 01:23:55,837 Mmm. Yum. 1688 01:23:55,871 --> 01:23:58,841 That's sugar... your favourite. 1689 01:24:49,122 --> 01:24:53,228 Guys, ahh, ladies, gentlemen, friends, and foes... 1690 01:24:53,260 --> 01:24:55,262 there's some of you I don't like that much, 1691 01:24:55,296 --> 01:24:58,032 but you were a plus one. 1692 01:24:58,064 --> 01:25:01,970 Um, no. I'm terrible at speeches, clearly. 1693 01:25:02,002 --> 01:25:04,706 But I did want to just take one moment 1694 01:25:04,738 --> 01:25:08,242 to say thank you for supporting this dream of mine 1695 01:25:08,275 --> 01:25:10,144 and for being here tonight 1696 01:25:10,177 --> 01:25:12,412 to celebrate with me. Cheers! 1697 01:25:12,447 --> 01:25:13,881 Cheers! 1698 01:25:13,914 --> 01:25:15,117 Thank you and thank you. 1699 01:25:16,417 --> 01:25:18,420 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1700 01:25:20,121 --> 01:25:22,890 ♪ ...to you ♪ 1701 01:25:22,923 --> 01:25:27,762 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1702 01:25:27,795 --> 01:25:32,500 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Gaby ♪ 1703 01:25:32,533 --> 01:25:35,304 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 1704 01:25:35,336 --> 01:25:38,238 ♪ To you ♪ 1705 01:25:51,756 --> 01:25:54,375 Subtitles by explosiveskull