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I was visiting the beach
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my grandmother used to take me
to as a child.
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I had her beautiful locket on
around my neck.
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Grand-dad had given it to her
before they were married,
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when he knew she was the one.
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When Grand-dad passed away,
she gave it to me and she said,
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"I've lost the love of my life,
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and now, it's time for you
to find yours."
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That night, I realized that
the locket she had gifted me
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no longer hung around my neck,
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so I returned to the beach.
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It was an impossible task.
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I mean, the only light came
from this sky full of stars
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and a glow from a grand house
on the shore.
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I was on my hands and knees,
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just sifting through grains
of sand, when...
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take a deep breath...
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A beautiful young man came
out of that grand house
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on the shore to walk his dog.
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He stopped right in front of me,
and just then,
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I kid you not,
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a shooting star lit up
the night sky
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and illuminated my grandmother's
locket right under his feet!
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And we want our special day
to reflect that magic.
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A fairy tale should be
celebrated like a fairy tale!
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Okay, you're young, so
I feel like I have to tell you
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that there's no such thing
as a real-life fairy tale.
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Obviously, I'm not under
the delusion
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that I'm living
in an actual fairy tale!
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But never underestimate
the power of romantic love.
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Oh, I know, people love romance.
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That's because everyone,
deep down,
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wants nothing more
than someone to love.
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It's the story of humanity!
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I think you're skipping
a couple wars...
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It is why Shakespeare ended all
of his comedies with a wedding.
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Jane Austen, wedding.
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It resonates
on this primal level.
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It's weird, because marriage
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started as a contract
of ownership,
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and now, it's kind of evolved
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into, at best,
gross consumerism,
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and at worst, a tax cut.
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Yeah, I just thought part
of your job
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would be, like, in
generating enthusiasm,
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So, I just thought that
as someone
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who makes her living
from weddings, so...
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Oh, I don't make my living
from weddings.
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- Of course you do.
- Mm-mm.
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You're a caterer.
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Well, you're forgetting
funerals. People die every day.
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I wanted to do business with you
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because I'm friends
with your sister.
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She's my half-sister.
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I am not going to hire
a wedding caterer
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who obviously has some issues
with her love life.
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Ha!
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I'm in a very serious,
loving relationship
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built in love, not a contract,
or marriage hocus-pocus!
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This could have been a big
contract for you.
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Well, guess what, toots?
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I have big contracts
coming out of my ass!
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Whoop, there went one!
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Whoop, oh, there's another one!
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Nathan?
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Babe?
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What are you doing?
Where's our furniture?
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You weren't trying to sneak out
before I got home, were you?
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Gaby, I'm leaving.
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Now?
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We have dinner reservations.
I had to put my card down.
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I told you I don't like
fancy restaurants.
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It's my birthday!
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Excuse me.
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Don't you care about me?
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Look, we're wrong
for each other.
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I thought you were just going
to stay for a week or two,
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but we've been sitting here
eating
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and watching TV for months.
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It's the golden age of
television!
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I've gained weight,
I'm always getting sick.
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People say I'm pale!
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Well, we need to go
to couples therapy.
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We just need a neutral
third party
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to just take us by the hands...
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No one goes to couples therapy
for a three-month relationship.
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We have no kids,
no house, no cat.
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Well, I wanted a dog.
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So, get a dog.
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You're free!
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Get an alligator for all I care.
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Wait a minute, you can't leave.
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This is your fucking apartment!
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And you can have it.
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Where are you going?
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You're gonna go stay with
your parents or something?
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You'd go crazy.
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Stay, stay!
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Come on, stay.
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I'm moving in with someone,
okay?
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I've reunited with
an old girlfriend.
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Did she find you on Facebook?
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Oh, my God,
that is so pathetic.
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We like board games.
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Wow, so this whole time,
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you've been sneaking around
behind my back
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to play board games?
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Oh, my God, you've actually done
the impossible.
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You've managed to make
having an affair... lame.
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So bitchy.
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Well, you're so boring!
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Look what you're carting around.
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Okay, this is you.
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I'm out of here.
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Oh, Gaby.
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You can't leave me, come on!
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I'm doing both of us
a favour.
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We had a terrible relationship.
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"Have!" We have a terrible
relationship!
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I mean, come on.
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I know I'm mouthy,
and I'm irritable,
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and I need to work on my core.
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Look at me!
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I'm a human being. Please!
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Please, I have feelings, please!
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Please, sir! Please!
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Don't go.
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I'm going to Sarah's.
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Sarah?
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Sarah! Sarah?
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Wow!
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Ugh, God.
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I'm sorry I'm being
such a downer.
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Thanks for the flowers, though.
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I really liked them.
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Good, I didn't think I'd get
to see you on your birthday.
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Yay!
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We were supposed to go to dinner
tonight, me and Nathan.
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Would you want to come?
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Oh, I would,
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but like, this has been
planned for a long time.
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Otherwise, I would have
cancelled,
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and then, tonight, Jeremy and I
are going to see a show.
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Mm, yeah, no worries,
no worries.
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This is super fun.
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It's helping me take my mind
off of stupid Nathan.
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Well, to be honest with you,
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it's a good thing you're not
with Nathan anymore,
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because Nathan is a bit
of a drip.
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He's like club soda.
All bubbles, no taste.
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He was like club soda
no bubbles.
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Why didn't you say anything
when I first started seeing him?
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I thought you might have
a kid with him.
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Yeah, I might have, I guess,
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if it was the end times.
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See? It all worked out
for the best, Gaby.
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Listen, go try something on.
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I am going to go make you
a cocktail.
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Ew, no, no, no!
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Go find your mom!
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Amanda!
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No, no, no!
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He's touching all the cheese.
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What are you,
like cheese police?
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He's five.
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It's not like he's contagious,
like he has typhoid.
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Well, it's disgusting
for everyone here.
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He just loves his cheese,
don't you, buddy?
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Come on with Mommy.
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There's some really
amazing stuff out there.
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Is there?
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Mm-hmm.
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How old are your kids?
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I don't have kids.
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Why would you assume I have
kids? Not everyone has kids.
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I'm so sorry, I shouldn't
make assumptions.
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Well, no need to apologize.
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I don't feel bad about it.
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You know, I'm a business owner,
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so I'm kind of more focused
on my career.
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I'm a mom
and a hematologist.
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Oh, cool.
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So, I guess hematology
is one of those careers
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where you can have kids.
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My husband and I
make a great team.
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We make it work.
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And Amanda, you have
your photography.
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Yeah, but photography
is a passion.
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Having kids and practicing law
was too much.
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Yeah, it's also that kids are
really bad for the environment.
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So, it's kind of, I guess you
could say, an ethical thing.
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Tiny feet, big footprint.
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But there's ways
to reduce your footprint,
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like this clothing swap!
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So, let's get out there before
all the good stuff is gone!
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And who knows?
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Your kids could grow up to
create a source of green energy.
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Or find the cure for cancer.
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Or make peace
in the Middle East!
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Or she could shoot up
her high school.
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It's a grab bag.
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Oh, Gaby.
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I would be concerned
that down the road,
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you might regret your choice,
and by then, it'll be too late.
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Huh, feels like it could go
either way, though, right?
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Like, you could have a kid
and then, be like, "Oh, shit!
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I didn't really want to do
this."
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And by then, it's definitely
too late.
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But aren't you just terrified
that when you're old and alone,
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no one will care about you.
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Yes! Yeah.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Come on in.
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♪ Happy birthday dear Gaby ♪
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- Who is this person?
- Who is she?
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Thanks.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, guys, thanks.
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You're not the only two people
in the world.
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God!
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Uh...
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Forget that?
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Take care.
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Hey, Dad.
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Everything all right?
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Great.
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You grew a beard!
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
A couple of months ago.
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I've never seen you with
a beard, it's interesting.
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It kind of makes you look
Satanic,
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like a cult leader
or something.
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Maybe that's what you're
going for, devilish.
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So, how's business?
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I'm doing a 50-year wedding
anniversary.
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50, whoo, they got me beat!
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I know,
they have us all beat.
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Uh, I brought you
a birthday gift.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh.
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Do you like it?
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- Yeah, that's great!
- Try it on.
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Oh, gosh, no,
I've been cooking all day.
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It's the right size,
I'm sure it'll fit.
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Um, thank Julia
for choosing it for me.
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I chose it myself.
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Julia told me what colour
would look good with your hair,
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but I chose it.
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Hmm, well, I'm surprised.
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So, did you have a good
birthday?
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Yeah, it was great.
Amanda had a party.
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How's...
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Oh, gosh, why can't I
remember his name?
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It's Nathan.
We broke up.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, it's not a big deal.
261
00:13:40,659 --> 00:13:41,528
I've moved on,
don't worry about it.
262
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,928
You got a new boyfriend?
263
00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:45,431
No, I've moved on like
emotionally.
264
00:13:45,463 --> 00:13:47,466
It's minor,
it's not a big deal.
265
00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,469
There's a lot of fun
in being single.
266
00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:51,102
I've been there!
267
00:13:51,136 --> 00:13:54,039
But there comes a time when
it's healthy to settle down.
268
00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:55,908
Mm-hmm.
269
00:13:55,941 --> 00:13:58,110
You know, not every woman
has to settle down.
270
00:13:58,143 --> 00:14:00,711
We're not living in some dusty,
old bonnet novel.
271
00:14:00,745 --> 00:14:02,881
It's not criticism,
it's concern.
272
00:14:02,914 --> 00:14:05,451
It's like you act like
I'm going to be an old bag lady.
273
00:14:05,484 --> 00:14:06,785
I never said anything like that.
274
00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:07,921
I just want you to be happy.
275
00:14:07,953 --> 00:14:10,089
Well, maybe I am happy.
276
00:14:10,121 --> 00:14:11,957
I just came by to drop off
a birthday present.
277
00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:13,192
Why am I the bad guy?
278
00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:14,993
You're always disappointed
in me.
279
00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:17,162
Worried, I worry.
280
00:14:17,195 --> 00:14:20,166
I'm your dad,
that's what I do. Worry.
281
00:14:20,198 --> 00:14:22,769
Well, don't, okay?
282
00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:24,636
I have to deliver these.
283
00:14:24,669 --> 00:14:26,972
Thanks so much for the gift.
284
00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:40,919
Hey.
285
00:14:40,952 --> 00:14:42,154
Hey!
286
00:14:42,187 --> 00:14:43,490
Here you go.
287
00:14:43,522 --> 00:14:44,990
Oh, a birthday beer!
288
00:14:45,023 --> 00:14:47,091
Is this your birthday?
289
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:49,161
Are you fucking kidding me?
290
00:14:49,195 --> 00:14:51,630
I thought you invited me here
for my birthday.
291
00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:52,999
No, I did not.
292
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,267
God.
293
00:14:54,299 --> 00:14:55,969
It's been four years
since Mom died,
294
00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,570
and she was the only one
who gave a shit.
295
00:14:57,602 --> 00:14:58,937
Really, I ruined your birthday?
I did that?
296
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:00,172
I have that much power?
297
00:15:00,205 --> 00:15:02,841
Um, no, Nathan did, actually.
298
00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:04,176
He broke up with me,
he dumped me.
299
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,677
Nathan.
300
00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:06,711
I don't think I met him.
301
00:15:06,745 --> 00:15:08,081
Of course you met Nathan.
302
00:15:08,113 --> 00:15:09,648
We talked about wanting
to get a dog.
303
00:15:09,681 --> 00:15:10,916
Oh, yeah, yeah!
304
00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,885
So, you're not getting a dog?
305
00:15:12,918 --> 00:15:15,522
Well, we just broke up,
right?
306
00:15:15,554 --> 00:15:17,856
So, if you follow that train
of thought through,
307
00:15:17,889 --> 00:15:20,025
why would we get a dog
together?
308
00:15:20,058 --> 00:15:22,059
'Cause you're always breaking up
with somebody.
309
00:15:22,094 --> 00:15:24,530
If you really wanted a dog,
you'd just get yourself a dog.
310
00:15:24,563 --> 00:15:27,000
Well, I don't really feel like
I can get a dog right now
311
00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:29,634
because what if I finally
meet someone,
312
00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:31,270
and then, they don't like dogs,
313
00:15:31,303 --> 00:15:33,873
or they have an allergy
or a phobia?
314
00:15:33,905 --> 00:15:35,642
Yeah, Sheila got a dog.
315
00:15:35,674 --> 00:15:36,942
You know it cost me $2000,
that thing?
316
00:15:36,975 --> 00:15:38,945
I didn't even want it.
317
00:15:38,977 --> 00:15:40,279
Then, I come home from work
and she'd make me walk the dog
318
00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:41,947
so it could take its daily shit,
319
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:44,716
then it'd take the shit,
I got to clean it up.
320
00:15:44,749 --> 00:15:46,219
I bet she loved watching that,
321
00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:47,921
all part of her sick, sadistic
bullshit.
322
00:15:47,953 --> 00:15:49,554
Why am I here?
323
00:15:49,588 --> 00:15:51,088
Oh, look, I...
324
00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:52,857
I want to offer you
an opportunity.
325
00:15:52,892 --> 00:15:54,960
Spend a little more time
with your niece.
326
00:15:54,993 --> 00:15:56,995
Why does this sound like
you're selling a timeshare?
327
00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:58,931
No, look,
328
00:15:58,963 --> 00:16:00,832
Sheila completely changed
the custody arrangements on me.
329
00:16:00,865 --> 00:16:02,568
Now, I get Thursdays.
330
00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:04,870
She took away my Tuesdays.
331
00:16:04,903 --> 00:16:07,004
That was the time Adele and I
would go see a movie.
332
00:16:07,038 --> 00:16:08,640
It was like our special thing,
you know?
333
00:16:08,673 --> 00:16:10,275
So, just do it on Thursdays.
334
00:16:10,308 --> 00:16:12,077
Oh, I'd love to,
but I can't.
335
00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:15,147
You see, Sheila found out
through various sources
336
00:16:15,179 --> 00:16:18,017
that Thursdays
are my open mic nights.
337
00:16:18,049 --> 00:16:19,918
I think she knew that by
switching to Tuesdays,
338
00:16:19,951 --> 00:16:22,254
she'd be fucking me over.
339
00:16:22,287 --> 00:16:23,855
I think she's trying to block me
340
00:16:23,888 --> 00:16:25,224
from doing my stand-up comedy
or something.
341
00:16:25,256 --> 00:16:27,125
Stand-up?
342
00:16:27,158 --> 00:16:28,927
Yeah, it's like she knows
how important it is to me
343
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,163
and she's just trying to...
fuckin' stick it to me.
344
00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:33,099
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
345
00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:34,633
I didn't know you were
doing comedy. Stand-up comedy?
346
00:16:34,665 --> 00:16:36,335
Yes, stand-up comedy!
347
00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:38,203
What? Come on.
348
00:16:38,236 --> 00:16:40,639
I don't want to be an accountant
for the rest of my life.
349
00:16:40,672 --> 00:16:42,774
I mean, it pays the bills, yeah,
350
00:16:42,807 --> 00:16:44,976
and the bills are pretty
freaking huge right now.
351
00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:46,980
But I don't know, it doesn't
leave a lot of room
352
00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:48,815
for the other
side of me, you know?
353
00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:50,649
Right, the comedy side.
354
00:16:50,682 --> 00:16:52,149
The very funny comedy side.
355
00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:53,684
Hey, there's a lot of money
in stand-up comedy
356
00:16:53,719 --> 00:16:55,220
if you know what you're doing.
357
00:16:55,253 --> 00:16:57,355
There's probably a lot of money
in accounting, no?
358
00:16:57,389 --> 00:16:59,258
I've been studying, all right?
359
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:00,826
Monologues from the
highest-grossing comedians
360
00:17:00,859 --> 00:17:02,195
of all time,
361
00:17:02,227 --> 00:17:03,828
and there's a real formula
to it.
362
00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:04,998
If you look at the intervals
between jokes,
363
00:17:05,029 --> 00:17:06,897
it's like they accelerate
364
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:09,701
and they decelerate in these
really striking patterns.
365
00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:11,938
I don't know. I think it's
something you can get good at
366
00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:13,838
if you're smart and
you pay attention, you know?
367
00:17:13,873 --> 00:17:17,375
So, you're working to become
the opposite of naturally funny.
368
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:20,078
And you want me
to babysit Adele?
369
00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:21,881
You're her aunt.
370
00:17:21,913 --> 00:17:23,347
I thought you might like
the opportunity
371
00:17:23,382 --> 00:17:25,182
to get to know her
a little better.
372
00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:28,220
I mean, you hardly spend any
time with her, as it is.
373
00:17:28,253 --> 00:17:30,189
Come on.
374
00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:33,924
Fine, I'll babysit your daughter
that I barely know
375
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,192
'cause we don't ever hang out.
376
00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:37,029
I appreciate it.
377
00:17:37,063 --> 00:17:40,732
And happy freakin' birthday
to you.
378
00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:43,268
Okay, I don't like beer,
something else you should know.
379
00:17:43,301 --> 00:17:45,704
Guys! Oh, my God, look!
380
00:17:45,738 --> 00:17:49,075
It's... it's... a girl!
381
00:17:49,106 --> 00:17:51,742
Oh, a girl! A live one!
382
00:17:51,776 --> 00:17:53,345
Why aren't you pixelated?
383
00:17:53,378 --> 00:17:55,048
Please accept my
beautiful virginity.
384
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,682
Can I smell your hair?
385
00:17:56,715 --> 00:17:58,817
Can I put your hair
in my mouth?
386
00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:04,156
You read my text.
387
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:07,259
Activities for a 10-year-old!
388
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,461
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
389
00:18:10,496 --> 00:18:12,798
Why not?
390
00:18:12,832 --> 00:18:14,933
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
391
00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:17,202
Just search the web,
you fucking asshole!
392
00:18:17,236 --> 00:18:19,471
God!
393
00:18:19,505 --> 00:18:22,007
Why offer the feature?
394
00:18:25,044 --> 00:18:26,878
So, everyone our age
has already been married.
395
00:18:26,911 --> 00:18:28,980
They've had kids,
gotten divorced,
396
00:18:29,013 --> 00:18:31,950
and I'm just still single.
397
00:18:31,983 --> 00:18:35,188
I'm gonna be a spinster.
398
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,855
Gabby, I think as a society
we've progressed to the point
399
00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:40,058
where we can forget the word
"spinster."
400
00:18:40,092 --> 00:18:41,460
My great-aunt Elise
was a spinster.
401
00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:44,830
She used to smoke two packs
of Camel filters
402
00:18:44,863 --> 00:18:46,298
every single day of her life.
403
00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:48,334
We got her a flame-proof
nightgown
404
00:18:48,365 --> 00:18:50,469
every year for her birthday.
405
00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:52,337
She died in her bathtub.
406
00:18:52,371 --> 00:18:54,106
They found her body a week
later.
407
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:55,807
Well, it wasn't even a body.
408
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,175
It was like a gel,
at that point.
409
00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:58,442
It was like a slurry...
410
00:18:58,477 --> 00:19:00,445
Okay, enough.
411
00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,480
I think they took her remains
out through the freight elevator
412
00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:04,049
'cause they didn't want to upset
413
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,517
the other people in
the apartment.
414
00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:08,320
Gaby, you're not going
to end up like that.
415
00:19:08,353 --> 00:19:12,356
There's a lady living above me,
she's probably a spinster too.
416
00:19:12,391 --> 00:19:15,326
So, I haven't heard any noise
up there in like a couple weeks.
417
00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:16,828
She's probably dead.
418
00:19:16,862 --> 00:19:19,230
She's probably just quiet.
419
00:19:19,265 --> 00:19:22,067
Yeah, quiet as a ghost.
420
00:19:22,101 --> 00:19:24,036
All right,
let's get you dating again.
421
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:26,337
You're probably right,
I should join a gym.
422
00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:28,207
Start working out again,
423
00:19:28,239 --> 00:19:29,909
I got fat as fuck with Nathan.
424
00:19:29,941 --> 00:19:32,376
I just... I
don't want to date anymore.
425
00:19:32,411 --> 00:19:35,248
I'm done, I'm sick of it.
It's hell.
426
00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:37,048
Yeah, but man, embrace it.
427
00:19:37,082 --> 00:19:38,517
There's a lot of married people,
428
00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:40,787
uh, one I know very well,
429
00:19:40,818 --> 00:19:41,987
who are jealous of your freedom.
430
00:19:42,019 --> 00:19:43,221
You get to have all that...
431
00:19:43,255 --> 00:19:44,891
..sex.
432
00:19:44,923 --> 00:19:47,224
Yeah, I get to have a lot of
sex, great, whoopee.
433
00:19:47,258 --> 00:19:50,528
Yay, I can have one-night stand
after one-night stand.
434
00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:52,097
Okay, yeah, I want to hear what
you're saying, but...
435
00:19:52,131 --> 00:19:53,465
Hurrah, but know what?
I'll tell you what.
436
00:19:53,498 --> 00:19:55,801
There comes a night
when you're on your couch,
437
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,068
you just had a bourbon sour,
438
00:19:58,103 --> 00:19:59,471
and you have some stranger's
dick in your mouth...
439
00:19:59,505 --> 00:20:01,507
Ah, ha, ha, ha!
440
00:20:01,538 --> 00:20:03,843
I'd full on rather be knitting.
441
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,076
I'm imagining yarns.
442
00:20:06,111 --> 00:20:08,914
I feel like you need
to raise your standards.
443
00:20:08,948 --> 00:20:10,148
Wait a minute,
you're the one who told me to
444
00:20:10,181 --> 00:20:12,049
lower my standards;
that's how I met Nathan.
445
00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:13,920
Well, I disagree with
my former self.
446
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:16,020
You need to tackle this
strategically,
447
00:20:16,055 --> 00:20:17,155
accepting that you're
not gonna accept
448
00:20:17,189 --> 00:20:20,125
the first guy who comes along.
449
00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:23,429
Gaby, you need to choose, okay?
Not be chosen.
450
00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,430
Fuck, I'm going to have
to go online.
451
00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:28,066
No one's going to click
on a 39-year-old woman.
452
00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:30,869
Dude, lie. Everybody lies on
dating profiles.
453
00:20:30,902 --> 00:20:33,270
Duh!
454
00:20:33,305 --> 00:20:36,843
Oh, after Willow's soccer ends,
there's adult softball.
455
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,211
Softball?
Wow, that sounds so cool.
456
00:20:39,244 --> 00:20:41,213
Do you know any other hip
scenes?
457
00:20:41,247 --> 00:20:44,016
Is there a chess league
I could join?
458
00:20:44,048 --> 00:20:46,984
Oh, and point two, I have a very
attractive chiropractor.
459
00:20:47,018 --> 00:20:49,921
I'm not stalking your
chiropractor.
460
00:20:49,954 --> 00:20:51,590
I don't know if we're absolute
sure that he's single,
461
00:20:51,623 --> 00:20:53,557
- but he's...
- Well, even worse.
462
00:20:53,592 --> 00:20:55,327
And also, you know what?
463
00:20:55,361 --> 00:20:58,064
Chiropractors can trigger
strokes in people, so...
464
00:20:58,096 --> 00:20:59,065
That's just a myth.
465
00:20:59,096 --> 00:21:01,267
Is it? Is it?
466
00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:03,335
What he said.
467
00:21:03,368 --> 00:21:05,971
I know you're gonna find someone
if you put your mind to it.
468
00:21:06,005 --> 00:21:07,373
You just need some
encouragement.
469
00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:09,240
Thanks.
470
00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:10,910
That was more than a fart.
471
00:21:10,942 --> 00:21:12,009
No!
472
00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,882
Do you really even want to find
your forever relationship?
473
00:21:16,914 --> 00:21:20,618
Yes, I guess.
I don't know, yeah.
474
00:21:20,652 --> 00:21:22,622
Well, then it's do or die.
475
00:21:29,161 --> 00:21:30,662
Argh!
476
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,276
Oh, come on!
477
00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:45,411
Swing at it!
478
00:21:50,015 --> 00:21:51,616
We want a pitcher,
not a belly itcher!
479
00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:53,618
Get out here!
480
00:21:53,651 --> 00:21:55,954
All right, my bad.
That's ball four.
481
00:21:55,988 --> 00:21:59,325
Free ride to first base, babies!
482
00:22:37,695 --> 00:22:39,265
Nice hit, all right,
all right, all right!
483
00:22:39,297 --> 00:22:41,132
Hustle!
484
00:22:41,164 --> 00:22:43,367
Over here!
485
00:22:44,737 --> 00:22:46,538
Are you playing or what?
486
00:22:46,572 --> 00:22:48,239
Sorry.
487
00:22:48,272 --> 00:22:50,308
If you're in the game,
you're in the game.
488
00:22:50,342 --> 00:22:52,377
Sorry, I wasn't paying
attention!
489
00:22:52,411 --> 00:22:54,278
What's your name again?
490
00:22:54,313 --> 00:22:56,548
Brandy.
491
00:22:56,582 --> 00:22:58,683
Brandy, get to the bench!
492
00:22:58,717 --> 00:23:01,019
My god, dude, it's just a game.
493
00:23:01,053 --> 00:23:02,354
Just a game to you,
494
00:23:02,387 --> 00:23:04,089
but not to this team.
495
00:23:04,123 --> 00:23:06,224
Yeah, exactly.
It's a practice for a game.
496
00:23:06,257 --> 00:23:07,692
It's not even a game.
497
00:23:07,726 --> 00:23:09,194
You need to leave the field.
498
00:23:09,228 --> 00:23:11,730
Leaving!
499
00:23:17,803 --> 00:23:19,270
Yeah, real sportsman-like.
500
00:23:19,304 --> 00:23:20,338
Yeah, that's right,
thanks a lot.
501
00:23:20,372 --> 00:23:21,574
You suck, Brandy!
502
00:23:21,605 --> 00:23:23,040
Give us back our shirt!
503
00:23:23,075 --> 00:23:25,310
Cool, great!
504
00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:29,315
Argh!
505
00:23:29,346 --> 00:23:30,582
Oh, come on!
506
00:23:30,615 --> 00:23:33,317
Oops, didn't see it!
My bad!
507
00:23:33,352 --> 00:23:34,552
Nice, real nice.
508
00:23:45,497 --> 00:23:47,232
And there and Namaste.
509
00:23:47,266 --> 00:23:48,566
Karate!
510
00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:50,736
Here, let me check your bag.
511
00:23:50,768 --> 00:23:52,438
Hey, so what's on the agenda?
512
00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:54,305
What have you got going on?
513
00:23:54,337 --> 00:23:57,307
Well, I made a reservation
to go rock climbing.
514
00:23:57,342 --> 00:23:58,777
Oh, rock climbing!
515
00:23:58,810 --> 00:24:00,445
Adele, you hear that?
516
00:24:00,478 --> 00:24:03,715
You like rock climbing?
517
00:24:03,748 --> 00:24:05,049
I've never been
rock climbing before.
518
00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:06,651
Oh, don't worry.
519
00:24:06,683 --> 00:24:08,486
You guys are going to have
so much fun together.
520
00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:09,721
You need me to drive you
someplace?
521
00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:12,057
- Yeah.
- No, we're good.
522
00:24:12,090 --> 00:24:13,558
I'll drive, you go.
523
00:24:13,592 --> 00:24:16,295
I'm sure you got a lot
to prepare. Good luck!
524
00:24:16,326 --> 00:24:18,462
Thanks. Okay, sweetie,
525
00:24:18,497 --> 00:24:19,798
I'll talk to you when I get
home, okay?
526
00:24:19,832 --> 00:24:21,232
- Okay.
- Okay, I love you.
527
00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:22,334
- Love you, too.
- Be good.
528
00:24:22,365 --> 00:24:24,469
Mm-hmm. Snail!
529
00:24:24,502 --> 00:24:25,503
See ya, wish me luck.
530
00:24:25,536 --> 00:24:26,705
Good luck!
531
00:24:34,113 --> 00:24:36,214
So, we should go.
532
00:24:36,248 --> 00:24:38,750
Okay.
533
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:43,822
That's it,
you're almost up there.
534
00:24:43,855 --> 00:24:48,692
You're doing great, sweetie!
535
00:24:48,727 --> 00:24:52,530
It's okay, you're on a rope.
536
00:24:52,564 --> 00:24:53,665
Don't use your legs!
537
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:59,403
You know you don't have to do
this if you don't want to.
538
00:24:59,438 --> 00:25:01,673
No, I like trying new things!
539
00:25:01,707 --> 00:25:04,442
Okay, just know I wouldn't be
upset if you didn't.
540
00:25:04,476 --> 00:25:06,411
But you've already paid!
541
00:25:06,443 --> 00:25:08,613
It'll be fun.
542
00:25:08,645 --> 00:25:11,249
All right, I'll be right here
if you need me, okay?
543
00:25:11,282 --> 00:25:14,286
Okay.
544
00:25:14,317 --> 00:25:16,855
That's it, yeah!
Grab that last one.
545
00:25:16,888 --> 00:25:18,891
Nice job, honey.
546
00:25:18,923 --> 00:25:21,594
No, don't get
scared, it's okay.
547
00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:23,361
Bruce, Bruce, left hand, L2.
548
00:25:29,468 --> 00:25:30,768
Ah, there you are, handsome.
549
00:25:30,801 --> 00:25:33,538
Keep going, keep going.
550
00:25:33,572 --> 00:25:36,709
It's okay if you fall.
551
00:25:40,278 --> 00:25:42,579
All right.
552
00:25:42,613 --> 00:25:45,718
Don't look down.
553
00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:48,420
Just keep going.
554
00:25:48,451 --> 00:25:50,320
Got it.
555
00:25:50,354 --> 00:25:52,289
Bruce, left hand to L2.
556
00:25:52,324 --> 00:25:53,258
Don't worry, honey.
You can come down anytime.
557
00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:56,327
Good job!
558
00:25:56,361 --> 00:25:58,596
You got this.
559
00:25:58,630 --> 00:26:00,165
Don't be scared.
560
00:26:00,199 --> 00:26:01,599
You got it, honey.
561
00:26:01,632 --> 00:26:02,866
Keep going, keep going.
562
00:26:02,901 --> 00:26:04,402
Adele, you okay?
563
00:26:04,435 --> 00:26:06,505
I want to come down.
564
00:26:06,537 --> 00:26:08,507
Okay, okay, come down,
come down.
565
00:26:08,538 --> 00:26:10,843
Oh, there you go.
566
00:26:13,377 --> 00:26:16,382
Why didn't you just tell me
you were scared of heights?
567
00:26:16,413 --> 00:26:18,916
Because I need
to work on that.
568
00:26:18,950 --> 00:26:20,817
It's all in my head.
569
00:26:20,852 --> 00:26:22,654
Hmm, okay.
570
00:26:22,688 --> 00:26:24,656
Well, what do you want
to do next week?
571
00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:26,791
I don't know. I'm easy.
572
00:26:26,825 --> 00:26:28,826
You want to go to a movie?
573
00:26:28,859 --> 00:26:30,895
Okay!
574
00:26:30,929 --> 00:26:34,432
But I kinda save those
for my dad.
575
00:26:34,465 --> 00:26:36,334
He loves movies.
576
00:26:36,366 --> 00:26:39,369
Okay, then we won't do that.
577
00:26:39,403 --> 00:26:41,405
Why don't we do
what you like to do?
578
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,708
Me? What about you?
579
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:44,343
What do you like to do?
580
00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:46,944
I don't know.
What do you like to do?
581
00:26:46,978 --> 00:26:50,281
Um, hmm, I like...
582
00:26:50,315 --> 00:26:52,884
Well, I knit.
583
00:26:52,917 --> 00:26:54,486
I could teach you how
to knit if you'd like that.
584
00:26:54,518 --> 00:26:56,587
I can knit my mom a sweater!
585
00:26:56,622 --> 00:26:58,390
Grandma knit me a sweater.
586
00:26:58,422 --> 00:27:01,660
Yeah, I think she knit all of us
that same sweater.
587
00:27:01,692 --> 00:27:03,560
I put it on my stuffie.
588
00:27:03,594 --> 00:27:05,596
So I can remember her.
589
00:27:05,631 --> 00:27:07,266
All right, well,
let's make this our goal.
590
00:27:07,298 --> 00:27:08,665
We're gonna teach you how
to knit.
591
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,368
We'll start on a scarf.
592
00:27:10,401 --> 00:27:11,670
That's what people usually
start on.
593
00:27:11,701 --> 00:27:12,903
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
594
00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:14,873
- Okay.
- All right.
595
00:27:14,904 --> 00:27:17,209
All right, well, I should get
you back to your dad.
596
00:27:29,452 --> 00:27:31,422
Um, excuse me?
597
00:27:31,455 --> 00:27:32,825
Sorry, hi.
598
00:27:32,856 --> 00:27:35,359
So sorry to meet you
this way.
599
00:27:35,393 --> 00:27:36,728
I'm your neighbour, Callie.
600
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,395
Hi, I'm Gaby.
601
00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:39,730
Yeah, hi.
You're new here, right?
602
00:27:39,765 --> 00:27:40,999
Relatively new?
603
00:27:41,032 --> 00:27:42,433
Couple months.
604
00:27:42,467 --> 00:27:44,036
Well, welcome.
605
00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:45,671
Good neighbourhood,
I've been here for 34 years.
606
00:27:45,702 --> 00:27:47,038
Cool.
607
00:27:47,072 --> 00:27:48,973
Um, I don't want to keep you.
608
00:27:49,007 --> 00:27:51,309
I have come down
with this awful cold,
609
00:27:51,343 --> 00:27:53,411
and I cannot get rid
of this headache.
610
00:27:53,443 --> 00:27:54,945
Doesn't sound good.
611
00:27:54,979 --> 00:27:56,748
Well, that's what I get
612
00:27:56,781 --> 00:27:58,450
for going out without my hat.
613
00:27:58,481 --> 00:28:01,618
Um, would you possibly have
any Advil that I could borrow?
614
00:28:01,652 --> 00:28:03,788
I could go to the store,
615
00:28:03,821 --> 00:28:05,423
but, oh, I just feel so rotten.
616
00:28:05,457 --> 00:28:07,292
I think I actually do.
617
00:28:07,325 --> 00:28:09,693
Oh!
618
00:28:09,728 --> 00:28:12,663
You are a lifesaver,
thank you.
619
00:28:12,698 --> 00:28:14,400
You should come around
and chat sometime.
620
00:28:14,432 --> 00:28:15,901
Totally, totally.
621
00:28:15,932 --> 00:28:19,671
You know where I am.
Bye!
622
00:28:39,391 --> 00:28:40,625
Wow, yeah!
623
00:28:40,659 --> 00:28:41,859
Better?
624
00:28:41,892 --> 00:28:43,394
Yeah, that released things.
625
00:28:43,427 --> 00:28:45,497
Tensions, yeah.
626
00:28:45,528 --> 00:28:46,596
On your back.
627
00:28:46,631 --> 00:28:48,800
Yep.
628
00:28:51,536 --> 00:28:53,939
Your left leg's longer
than your right by quite a bit.
629
00:28:53,971 --> 00:28:57,942
Oh, cool.
630
00:28:57,976 --> 00:29:02,547
Can I get you to scoot
on your side for me, please?
631
00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:04,982
I was so happy I could get
an appointment in the evening.
632
00:29:05,016 --> 00:29:06,818
Do you work a lot of evenings?
633
00:29:06,852 --> 00:29:08,786
Most of my clients
have day jobs,
634
00:29:08,818 --> 00:29:10,488
so unfortunately, I have to put
in three nights a week.
635
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,023
Mm, evenings are tough.
636
00:29:13,057 --> 00:29:15,826
You know, it's a big sacrifice
for your family, I bet.
637
00:29:15,861 --> 00:29:17,962
That's what you sign up for.
638
00:29:17,996 --> 00:29:20,699
Yeah, I know how it goes,
actually.
639
00:29:20,730 --> 00:29:23,367
I'm a caterer, so I work
all kinds of odd hours.
640
00:29:23,401 --> 00:29:24,402
Is that right?
641
00:29:24,435 --> 00:29:25,671
Yeah.
642
00:29:25,702 --> 00:29:27,571
Wow!
643
00:29:27,605 --> 00:29:29,708
We're both small business
owners, kind of cool.
644
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:31,942
Just breathe normally.
645
00:29:31,977 --> 00:29:34,011
Did you get out of the city
for the summer?
646
00:29:34,045 --> 00:29:36,047
Family cottage or something?
647
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,648
I'm not a cottage guy.
648
00:29:37,681 --> 00:29:39,683
Me neither.
649
00:29:39,718 --> 00:29:43,122
It's like you sit on a dock,
you drink, you get sunburned.
650
00:29:43,153 --> 00:29:44,822
You're not even allowed
to flush the toilets.
651
00:29:44,855 --> 00:29:46,691
Like, how fun is that?
652
00:29:46,724 --> 00:29:47,826
Oh, boy!
653
00:29:47,858 --> 00:29:49,060
How's that feel?
654
00:29:49,094 --> 00:29:50,796
Oh, you're good, yeah.
655
00:29:50,827 --> 00:29:54,700
My shoulders, they feel kind of
loose and jiggly.
656
00:29:54,731 --> 00:29:56,032
You should feel it
in your feet.
657
00:29:56,066 --> 00:29:58,435
I can't feel my feet.
658
00:29:58,469 --> 00:30:00,705
I'm kidding.
659
00:30:00,738 --> 00:30:03,709
My feet feel really flexible,
wow.
660
00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:06,943
Is that mug from your wife?
661
00:30:06,978 --> 00:30:08,747
My mother.
662
00:30:08,778 --> 00:30:12,017
Mm, mm.
663
00:30:12,048 --> 00:30:13,786
All right, then.
664
00:30:13,817 --> 00:30:15,452
I'd like to see you
next week.
665
00:30:15,487 --> 00:30:17,123
Me too, yeah.
666
00:30:19,623 --> 00:30:20,991
The doctor would like to see you
667
00:30:21,026 --> 00:30:23,728
for a series of 12 appointments.
668
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,462
Single treatments are less
cost-effective
669
00:30:25,497 --> 00:30:26,597
than bundles of five.
670
00:30:26,631 --> 00:30:29,634
Yeah... okay.
671
00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:32,438
Listen, before we book
all of these,
672
00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:35,605
I just want to ask you
point-blank just because...
673
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,776
just because I will!
674
00:30:38,808 --> 00:30:42,579
Um, is the doctor single?
675
00:30:42,613 --> 00:30:46,852
No, he's married.
676
00:30:46,884 --> 00:30:47,920
To me.
677
00:30:47,951 --> 00:30:49,619
Hmm.
678
00:30:49,653 --> 00:30:52,722
We take debit or credit.
679
00:31:21,286 --> 00:31:23,521
Oh, for fuck's sake!
680
00:31:47,746 --> 00:31:49,815
That was really good food.
681
00:31:49,846 --> 00:31:51,147
Thanks, yeah.
682
00:31:51,181 --> 00:31:52,718
Remember Mom's turkey?
683
00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:54,652
She got every ounce of moisture
out of it.
684
00:31:54,685 --> 00:31:56,688
It was like turkey jerky.
685
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,190
Maybe she hated cooking
686
00:31:58,221 --> 00:32:00,223
'cause she was too busy working
687
00:32:00,257 --> 00:32:02,259
while Dad was running around
with your kindergarten teacher.
688
00:32:02,294 --> 00:32:04,595
Nah, she was a drunk.
689
00:32:04,628 --> 00:32:06,064
She was an alcoholic.
690
00:32:06,096 --> 00:32:07,900
It's a disease,
don't you know?
691
00:32:07,932 --> 00:32:09,535
Right, well,
you always defend her
692
00:32:09,567 --> 00:32:11,536
because you guys had
a good relationship.
693
00:32:11,568 --> 00:32:13,938
She never even touched me.
694
00:32:13,971 --> 00:32:16,775
Yeah, well, she wasn't really
a very touchy person.
695
00:32:16,807 --> 00:32:18,241
All I know is I'm glad
we're not having to celebrate
696
00:32:18,276 --> 00:32:21,012
fake Christmas with Dad anymore.
697
00:32:21,046 --> 00:32:23,180
Oh, my God,
I hated fake Christmas.
698
00:32:23,212 --> 00:32:25,682
But you know, I understand
why he did it.
699
00:32:25,717 --> 00:32:27,553
I do the same thing
with Adele.
700
00:32:27,585 --> 00:32:30,721
No, it was just so depressing
701
00:32:30,755 --> 00:32:32,891
pretending Christmas
was the week before
702
00:32:32,923 --> 00:32:35,192
so Dad could celebrate real
Christmas in the Caribbean.
703
00:32:35,226 --> 00:32:38,697
Yeah, maybe Dad would have felt
guilty if we left Mom alone.
704
00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:40,198
Yeah, he should feel guilty.
705
00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:42,200
I mean, Julia never wanted us
around.
706
00:32:42,231 --> 00:32:45,036
I still have a lot
of anger towards him
707
00:32:45,068 --> 00:32:47,070
for leaving us and
starting a new family.
708
00:32:47,104 --> 00:32:50,909
It's just like, I don't know,
it fucked me up.
709
00:32:50,941 --> 00:32:54,613
Yeah, you really got
to work on that.
710
00:33:03,086 --> 00:33:04,655
Oh!
711
00:33:16,634 --> 00:33:19,371
You shave everything
from the neck down.
712
00:33:19,403 --> 00:33:23,607
Wow, does that really cut down
on wind resistance that much?
713
00:33:23,642 --> 00:33:26,811
Well, I think most women
would find it peculiar
714
00:33:26,844 --> 00:33:29,113
to call you "Sir Gawain."
715
00:33:29,145 --> 00:33:33,984
I don't know, why am I single?
You tell me.
716
00:33:34,018 --> 00:33:36,019
You're right,
I'm not a fashion expert.
717
00:33:36,054 --> 00:33:39,223
Maybe ascots will make
a comeback. Who knows?
718
00:33:39,257 --> 00:33:42,692
But why would a bunch of Jews
want to run the Vatican?
719
00:33:42,727 --> 00:33:46,230
I'll be honest, I guess I never
really listen to Rush.
720
00:33:46,263 --> 00:33:48,767
Excuse me.
721
00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:55,271
I mean, I can't find someone
722
00:33:55,305 --> 00:33:57,240
to meet my high standards
or my low standards.
723
00:33:57,275 --> 00:33:59,076
It can't be that bad.
724
00:33:59,109 --> 00:34:02,247
It is. You haven't been
single for 20 years.
725
00:34:02,278 --> 00:34:04,682
Finding love isn't magic,
it's hard work.
726
00:34:04,715 --> 00:34:06,417
What if you do that hard work,
727
00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:08,385
and then, you still don't
find someone?
728
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:10,788
Well,
729
00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:14,025
that's statistically unlikely.
730
00:34:14,057 --> 00:34:15,726
Okay, but that doesn't mean
it's not possible.
731
00:34:15,759 --> 00:34:17,094
You could be searching
your whole thirties,
732
00:34:17,126 --> 00:34:18,963
and still nothing.
733
00:34:18,996 --> 00:34:20,965
Yeah, it's possible.
Anything's possible.
734
00:34:20,998 --> 00:34:22,233
Being struck by lightning
is possible.
735
00:34:22,266 --> 00:34:24,735
Exactly, that's realistic.
736
00:34:24,768 --> 00:34:27,371
Is it guaranteed someone
will want to marry you?
737
00:34:27,403 --> 00:34:29,907
No, it's not guaranteed,
sweetheart,
738
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:31,307
but it usually happens
for most people.
739
00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:33,677
What about for a serial killer?
740
00:34:33,711 --> 00:34:35,146
Yeah, lots of serial killers
are married.
741
00:34:35,179 --> 00:34:36,914
Oh.
742
00:34:36,947 --> 00:34:41,018
Hmm, that's cool for serial
killers, that's good.
743
00:34:41,050 --> 00:34:43,688
You haven't found the right one
till you found the right one.
744
00:34:43,721 --> 00:34:45,155
Are you done with this?
745
00:34:45,188 --> 00:34:47,858
Sure.
746
00:34:47,891 --> 00:34:49,326
Thanks, Mom.
747
00:34:52,797 --> 00:34:54,266
How's the wine?
748
00:34:54,298 --> 00:34:57,001
It's good, yum.
It's really good.
749
00:34:57,034 --> 00:34:58,769
Cool, cool.
750
00:34:58,802 --> 00:35:01,306
So, you're... 29?
751
00:35:05,143 --> 00:35:09,380
Yep, I'm a 29-year-old
Olympic long-jumper from Sweden.
752
00:35:09,413 --> 00:35:12,817
Olympic long-jumper?
753
00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:15,286
You speak Swedish, I guess?
754
00:35:15,318 --> 00:35:17,288
Yep.
755
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,255
Look, you wrote an amazing
profile,
756
00:35:19,289 --> 00:35:22,159
and you're rocking the shit
out of the performance of it
757
00:35:22,192 --> 00:35:23,860
for me right now.
758
00:35:23,894 --> 00:35:25,429
Performance, yeah,
thank you.
759
00:35:25,461 --> 00:35:29,432
Uh, so, why?
You know, why the lie?
760
00:35:29,465 --> 00:35:31,135
It's an algorithm.
761
00:35:31,168 --> 00:35:32,804
Right, I just checked
a couple extra boxes,
762
00:35:32,836 --> 00:35:34,306
put a little of this,
little of that.
763
00:35:34,338 --> 00:35:36,875
I'm just trying to rope in
the numbers.
764
00:35:36,907 --> 00:35:39,277
That's where you thrive
is high numbers.
765
00:35:39,309 --> 00:35:41,179
But you know,
766
00:35:41,211 --> 00:35:44,148
say this hypothetically
was actually going well,
767
00:35:44,181 --> 00:35:46,483
eventually we'd have to tell
one another the truth, right?
768
00:35:46,518 --> 00:35:48,085
I mean, what then?
769
00:35:48,117 --> 00:35:50,420
By then, we'd already be
madly in love.
770
00:35:50,454 --> 00:35:52,289
No, listen,
it's not gonna go well.
771
00:35:52,322 --> 00:35:54,358
I know it's not.
772
00:35:54,391 --> 00:35:56,260
These things never go well,
that's just how it goes.
773
00:35:56,293 --> 00:35:57,929
So, why play the game?
774
00:35:57,961 --> 00:35:59,965
We're all playing the game,
right?
775
00:35:59,996 --> 00:36:02,500
Just, I don't know, I want to
have someone to kiss,
776
00:36:02,532 --> 00:36:05,001
maybe someone to hug, fuck,
777
00:36:05,034 --> 00:36:07,070
I don't know,
have breakfast with.
778
00:36:07,105 --> 00:36:10,175
If I die, they could throw
a little dirt on my grave.
779
00:36:10,206 --> 00:36:12,543
Wow, that got dark.
780
00:36:12,576 --> 00:36:14,311
Well, listen, I don't know,
781
00:36:14,344 --> 00:36:16,280
this is insane that we're here
782
00:36:16,313 --> 00:36:18,884
to have dinner on Valentine's
Day, first time, first date.
783
00:36:18,916 --> 00:36:20,851
We shouldn't have done this.
784
00:36:20,884 --> 00:36:23,987
How about I pay for the meal,
and you just take off?
785
00:36:24,021 --> 00:36:26,257
I'll keep the leftovers.
786
00:36:26,289 --> 00:36:28,893
No, no, no, don't, please.
Come on, stick around.
787
00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,494
- It's fine.
- Stick around, please.
788
00:36:30,527 --> 00:36:31,961
Please finish the drink,
something. Really?
789
00:36:31,994 --> 00:36:33,898
Please, just release me.
790
00:36:33,931 --> 00:36:36,067
What about if I call this guy?
791
00:36:36,099 --> 00:36:37,367
Hail Mary play.
792
00:36:37,402 --> 00:36:39,905
Oh, my God.
793
00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:46,844
Gaby, will you accept this rose?
794
00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:50,213
It would be my great honour.
795
00:36:50,246 --> 00:36:52,550
Thank you!
796
00:36:57,019 --> 00:36:59,556
Whoo!
797
00:37:02,492 --> 00:37:04,563
I'm glad this happened.
798
00:37:04,596 --> 00:37:06,130
Me too.
799
00:37:09,532 --> 00:37:11,202
So, I guess Valentine's Day
800
00:37:11,235 --> 00:37:13,103
didn't turn out as badly
as we thought, huh?
801
00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:21,110
Oh.
802
00:37:21,144 --> 00:37:24,114
Oh, my God!
803
00:37:24,146 --> 00:37:25,916
It's 2 o'clock in the morning.
804
00:37:25,949 --> 00:37:28,385
Oh, we should sleep!
805
00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:33,590
I should really go?
806
00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,594
You can stay
if you want.
807
00:37:35,626 --> 00:37:37,862
Uh, I don't know about you,
808
00:37:37,894 --> 00:37:41,498
but I got to work
in the morning.
809
00:37:41,530 --> 00:37:43,467
I mean, I can set an alarm
810
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,936
and drive you home
in the morning, if you want.
811
00:37:45,969 --> 00:37:48,938
Yeah, you think you're actually
going to be, um, sober by then?
812
00:37:50,974 --> 00:37:53,411
I'm, like, practically
sober right now.
813
00:37:53,443 --> 00:37:55,880
I should probably really
actually get to the gym,
814
00:37:55,913 --> 00:37:58,282
so, um, I'm going to take
a pass.
815
00:37:58,315 --> 00:38:00,150
Mm.
816
00:38:00,182 --> 00:38:03,186
Uh, good luck with this
whole dating thing.
817
00:38:03,221 --> 00:38:04,456
Yeah.
818
00:38:04,489 --> 00:38:05,657
It really can be a bitch.
819
00:38:05,688 --> 00:38:08,592
Yeah.
820
00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:11,362
So, um...
821
00:38:11,394 --> 00:38:14,898
Um...
822
00:38:14,932 --> 00:38:17,068
Take care.
823
00:38:17,099 --> 00:38:20,403
You too, man.
824
00:38:20,436 --> 00:38:24,007
Good luck
and, um, Godspeed.
825
00:39:24,134 --> 00:39:26,269
Oh, my goodness.
826
00:39:26,302 --> 00:39:29,706
Hi! Hi, puppy.
827
00:39:34,478 --> 00:39:36,246
Hey, pup.
828
00:39:36,278 --> 00:39:37,547
Hi.
829
00:39:39,081 --> 00:39:40,384
Whoa!
830
00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:53,230
Hi.
831
00:39:53,262 --> 00:39:55,632
Hey.
832
00:40:32,635 --> 00:40:35,338
Oh, my goodness! Who is this?
833
00:40:35,371 --> 00:40:37,775
This is my new used dog,
Trudy.
834
00:40:37,807 --> 00:40:41,077
Oh, Trudy!
She's beautiful.
835
00:40:41,110 --> 00:40:42,311
You two look great
together.
836
00:40:42,346 --> 00:40:43,748
Thank you.
837
00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:46,550
Listen, uh, I wanted
to invite you to a party
838
00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:49,153
that I'm having next week
with a few friends.
839
00:40:49,186 --> 00:40:50,255
Thursday night?
840
00:40:50,288 --> 00:40:51,623
Oh, rats.
841
00:40:51,655 --> 00:40:53,157
Thursdays I'm with my niece.
842
00:40:53,190 --> 00:40:54,224
Bring her along.
843
00:40:54,257 --> 00:40:56,760
Yeah, she's...
844
00:40:56,793 --> 00:40:58,228
she's kind of a planner,
845
00:40:58,260 --> 00:40:59,496
so I'll see what she has
organized.
846
00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:00,764
Okay, well, we all love
children,
847
00:41:00,797 --> 00:41:02,465
so I hope you two
can make it.
848
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,802
Bye, Trudy! Bye!
849
00:41:03,835 --> 00:41:05,603
Thanks, take care.
850
00:41:31,628 --> 00:41:34,132
Trudy, you devil.
851
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,536
Make yourself at home.
852
00:41:43,273 --> 00:41:46,510
I know, I'm getting a couch
delivered tomorrow.
853
00:41:46,543 --> 00:41:51,315
Ah, thought you'd gone
minimalist.
854
00:41:51,347 --> 00:41:53,817
That's a thing now.
855
00:41:53,849 --> 00:41:56,552
Oh, heh!
856
00:41:56,586 --> 00:41:58,489
She's a beauty.
857
00:41:58,521 --> 00:42:00,190
Isn't she?
858
00:42:00,222 --> 00:42:02,759
And she's also got
the sweetest disposition.
859
00:42:02,791 --> 00:42:04,760
Remember Whiskey?
He was a good dog.
860
00:42:04,793 --> 00:42:06,762
He was a leg humper.
861
00:42:06,797 --> 00:42:08,532
Do you not remember that time
with Grandpa?
862
00:42:08,565 --> 00:42:10,701
Oh, hard to forget.
863
00:42:10,733 --> 00:42:12,702
I tried!
864
00:42:20,577 --> 00:42:23,413
I-I came here...
865
00:42:23,445 --> 00:42:25,181
Oh, I don't want you
to take this the wrong way.
866
00:42:25,215 --> 00:42:27,251
What?
867
00:42:27,284 --> 00:42:31,221
I was thinking about you,
868
00:42:31,253 --> 00:42:32,856
and your brother and sister.
869
00:42:32,889 --> 00:42:34,391
And it occurred to me
870
00:42:34,423 --> 00:42:36,893
that since I paid for both
of their weddings,
871
00:42:36,927 --> 00:42:39,262
and I want to treat
all my kids equally,
872
00:42:39,297 --> 00:42:42,400
it's not fair to you
873
00:42:42,432 --> 00:42:46,637
if maybe you were to make
a decision in your life
874
00:42:46,670 --> 00:42:49,438
that maybe a wedding
wasn't in your future,
875
00:42:49,472 --> 00:42:51,775
for whatever reason
876
00:42:51,807 --> 00:42:53,476
Yeah, I'm really not
that interested
877
00:42:53,510 --> 00:42:55,313
in conventional bullshit.
878
00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:00,217
And I support you.
879
00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:01,818
Julia supports your decision,
too.
880
00:43:01,851 --> 00:43:03,387
Cool, yeah, cool.
881
00:43:03,420 --> 00:43:05,556
I don't really care
what Julia thinks.
882
00:43:05,588 --> 00:43:07,824
It's your life,
but I want to be fair
883
00:43:07,856 --> 00:43:10,693
and I want to give you the same
as I gave Artemesia and Alex.
884
00:43:10,726 --> 00:43:12,963
Okay, well, you gave her
Grandma's wedding ring,
885
00:43:12,996 --> 00:43:14,865
and I'm pretty sure
there's only one of those.
886
00:43:14,898 --> 00:43:16,534
She was the first granddaughter
to get married.
887
00:43:16,567 --> 00:43:18,436
It doesn't matter.
888
00:43:18,467 --> 00:43:20,670
You don't have to get married
to have a wedding ring.
889
00:43:20,704 --> 00:43:23,539
That's what was in the will.
I'm just following her wishes.
890
00:43:23,572 --> 00:43:25,275
I'm in a no-win situation.
891
00:43:25,307 --> 00:43:28,277
She doesn't even remember
Grandma, okay? I do!
892
00:43:28,311 --> 00:43:29,614
Grandma taught me how to bake.
893
00:43:29,646 --> 00:43:30,681
She didn't have a lot of
jewelry.
894
00:43:30,713 --> 00:43:33,217
I don't have anything
to give you.
895
00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:34,318
Well, I have a Bundt pan.
896
00:43:34,351 --> 00:43:36,385
Look, I...
897
00:43:36,418 --> 00:43:37,788
And a muffin pan.
898
00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:40,389
Actually, I have two
muffin pans.
899
00:43:40,423 --> 00:43:42,693
I came here,
as I was saying,
900
00:43:42,726 --> 00:43:44,628
to give you some money,
901
00:43:44,661 --> 00:43:46,697
so you could, I don't know,
902
00:43:46,730 --> 00:43:48,764
put a down-payment on a house
if you want,
903
00:43:48,798 --> 00:43:50,467
or put it away
for retirement.
904
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,768
Oh, wow.
905
00:43:52,802 --> 00:43:55,572
It's your decision.
906
00:43:55,605 --> 00:43:59,710
Well, I always wanted
to open a restaurant.
907
00:43:59,742 --> 00:44:00,978
Most restaurants don't last
more than a year.
908
00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:03,746
It's a risky enterprise.
909
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:05,882
So are weddings.
910
00:44:05,914 --> 00:44:07,951
You're telling me!
911
00:44:07,983 --> 00:44:11,420
Think on it.
It's a lot of money.
912
00:44:11,454 --> 00:44:14,992
All right, well,
it's really nice of you.
913
00:44:15,025 --> 00:44:16,559
You didn't have to do that.
914
00:44:16,592 --> 00:44:18,429
I want to be fair.
915
00:44:20,063 --> 00:44:22,298
It's $25,000.
916
00:44:23,967 --> 00:44:27,038
Okay, her wedding was
no less than 40.
917
00:44:27,070 --> 00:44:29,306
I'm in the business, Dad.
918
00:44:30,740 --> 00:44:32,710
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
919
00:44:32,742 --> 00:44:34,445
But you know what she's like.
920
00:44:34,476 --> 00:44:36,612
She got a lot of deals
and discounts.
921
00:44:36,646 --> 00:44:38,782
Mm-hmm, like on catering.
922
00:44:41,918 --> 00:44:44,422
Like on catering.
923
00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:07,476
Can I teach her to play dead?
924
00:45:07,510 --> 00:45:10,547
Eh. She's a little old.
It might hurt her feelings.
925
00:45:10,579 --> 00:45:13,750
Okay, well then,
how 'bout Frisbee?
926
00:45:13,782 --> 00:45:16,519
Yeah, Frisbee, sure.
That's easy.
927
00:45:16,552 --> 00:45:18,387
I wish I could get a dog.
928
00:45:18,422 --> 00:45:20,525
You have a gecko.
929
00:45:20,557 --> 00:45:24,394
I left the window open and
the next morning, it was dead.
930
00:45:24,427 --> 00:45:25,730
Oh my God.
931
00:45:25,762 --> 00:45:26,998
Things are brutal
in your house.
932
00:45:27,030 --> 00:45:28,465
Yep.
933
00:45:28,498 --> 00:45:32,336
Hmm...
934
00:45:32,369 --> 00:45:33,637
Interesting.
935
00:45:33,670 --> 00:45:34,905
What?
936
00:45:34,938 --> 00:45:37,474
Very interesting.
937
00:45:37,507 --> 00:45:39,876
Well, I'm thinking
about opening up a restaurant,
938
00:45:39,909 --> 00:45:43,614
and this place
looks really good.
939
00:45:43,646 --> 00:45:47,617
You have to do it.
That'd be so fun.
940
00:45:47,650 --> 00:45:49,653
Well, I'm just
thinking about it.
941
00:45:49,686 --> 00:45:53,356
I still have the catering
company and... I don't know.
942
00:45:55,157 --> 00:45:58,862
Aren't you gonna add
the number to your contacts?
943
00:45:58,894 --> 00:46:00,030
All right.
944
00:46:05,802 --> 00:46:07,038
Got it.
945
00:46:07,070 --> 00:46:09,574
Got it.
946
00:46:12,675 --> 00:46:14,411
I don't think I've ever
been in this neighbourhood, ever.
947
00:46:14,443 --> 00:46:16,880
Yeah, I know. It's really nice.
948
00:46:18,914 --> 00:46:21,385
So, what do you think?
949
00:46:21,418 --> 00:46:23,054
Sick.
950
00:46:23,086 --> 00:46:24,655
Now that you've
finished your scarf,
951
00:46:24,686 --> 00:46:26,590
you've graduated
to a hat.
952
00:46:26,623 --> 00:46:29,992
You could choose
any colour that you like.
953
00:46:30,027 --> 00:46:31,061
What do you think?
954
00:46:32,996 --> 00:46:37,032
Uh, I think you're the one
who's gonna be knitting it
955
00:46:37,067 --> 00:46:38,802
and wearing it,
956
00:46:38,835 --> 00:46:41,538
so you should choose
a colour that you just love.
957
00:46:41,570 --> 00:46:43,773
You're the expert knitter here,
958
00:46:43,807 --> 00:46:47,911
so... you know what
I should get.
959
00:46:47,943 --> 00:46:50,847
Okay. All right.
Hmm... hmm.
960
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,784
Here you go,
this is your colour.
961
00:46:54,818 --> 00:46:56,653
It's... perfect.
962
00:46:56,686 --> 00:46:58,422
Really? It's perfect?
963
00:46:58,454 --> 00:47:00,791
Are you feeling how itchy
that is for a hat?
964
00:47:00,824 --> 00:47:03,159
And you can not tell me
you like this colour
965
00:47:03,193 --> 00:47:05,961
more than all the
other colours.
966
00:47:05,994 --> 00:47:09,132
You don't really like it and you
should be able to tell me that.
967
00:47:09,164 --> 00:47:11,835
It's not a big deal. It's okay.
968
00:47:11,867 --> 00:47:16,606
I like it,
but now that you mention it,
969
00:47:16,639 --> 00:47:18,175
I'm open to other choices.
970
00:47:18,208 --> 00:47:20,476
Okay. You should be.
971
00:47:20,510 --> 00:47:21,846
You shouldn't pick my
favourite colour, right?
972
00:47:21,878 --> 00:47:23,114
You should pick yours.
973
00:47:23,146 --> 00:47:24,782
You don't have
to make me happy,
974
00:47:24,813 --> 00:47:26,617
or your dad or mom,
for that matter.
975
00:47:29,052 --> 00:47:30,721
I know that.
976
00:47:30,753 --> 00:47:34,157
Yeah. So, don't choose
that ugly-ass wool, right?
977
00:47:34,190 --> 00:47:35,826
Choose one that you like.
978
00:47:35,858 --> 00:47:37,760
That was totally suckfish wool.
979
00:47:37,793 --> 00:47:40,496
It was.
980
00:47:40,530 --> 00:47:42,833
Hmm...
981
00:47:45,869 --> 00:47:47,871
This one.
982
00:47:47,903 --> 00:47:50,106
I don't really
like that one, though.
983
00:47:50,139 --> 00:47:51,775
- Okay.
- I'm kidding!
984
00:47:51,807 --> 00:47:53,076
That's great.
985
00:47:53,108 --> 00:47:55,545
- Okay.
- Yeah.
986
00:47:55,577 --> 00:47:57,981
Oh, my lawyer,
he got me Tuesday nights back,
987
00:47:58,014 --> 00:48:00,650
in exchange for the entire
Easter Weekend, but hey...
988
00:48:00,682 --> 00:48:01,751
So, when am I on?
989
00:48:01,784 --> 00:48:03,019
Oh, we're good.
990
00:48:03,052 --> 00:48:05,088
You don't have
to sub in anymore.
991
00:48:05,121 --> 00:48:06,690
Oh, but I'm teaching
Adele how to knit a hat.
992
00:48:06,722 --> 00:48:08,958
We already bought the wool.
993
00:48:08,992 --> 00:48:10,927
I don't know. Well,
you guys can still hang out, obviously.
994
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,262
I just don't need you
every single week.
995
00:48:12,295 --> 00:48:13,762
But I love it.
996
00:48:13,797 --> 00:48:14,998
I'm sure you do.
997
00:48:15,030 --> 00:48:16,733
Everyone loves hanging
out with Adele...
998
00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:18,001
that's why I'm
always in court.
999
00:48:18,034 --> 00:48:19,702
Well, she wanted to
play Frisbee with Trudy
1000
00:48:19,735 --> 00:48:20,971
and we haven't done that yet.
1001
00:48:21,003 --> 00:48:22,204
Who's Trudy?
1002
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,175
Oh, right. I got a dog...
1003
00:48:24,206 --> 00:48:26,576
something you would know if you
gave a shit about my life,
1004
00:48:26,608 --> 00:48:28,110
which you clearly don't.
1005
00:48:28,144 --> 00:48:29,679
Something you might
want to think about here...
1006
00:48:29,711 --> 00:48:31,181
the whole world does
not revolve around you.
1007
00:48:31,213 --> 00:48:34,518
I know, I know. It's cause it's
busy revolving around you.
1008
00:48:34,550 --> 00:48:37,186
What about me?
I think it would be fair
1009
00:48:37,221 --> 00:48:41,224
if somebody asked me
what I want to do.
1010
00:48:41,257 --> 00:48:43,059
Well, of course, sweetie.
I'm only thinking about you.
1011
00:48:43,092 --> 00:48:46,797
I got us our movie nights back,
just like before.
1012
00:48:46,829 --> 00:48:48,900
Okay. But I also want
a time with Gaby.
1013
00:48:48,932 --> 00:48:51,536
Well, sweetie,
you've got school and tutoring
1014
00:48:51,568 --> 00:48:54,005
and whatever else
your mother's got you in,
1015
00:48:54,038 --> 00:48:55,907
and with the way
we've got to split time,
1016
00:48:55,938 --> 00:48:58,041
I'm sorry, it's
not that flexible, okay?
1017
00:48:58,074 --> 00:49:00,844
I don't have a lot of options
to work with on this.
1018
00:49:00,876 --> 00:49:02,878
Well, you and Mom are
going to have to make it work.
1019
00:49:02,913 --> 00:49:05,815
I never ask you for anything.
1020
00:49:05,847 --> 00:49:07,117
Well, I got you the gecko.
1021
00:49:07,150 --> 00:49:08,952
It died.
1022
00:49:08,985 --> 00:49:10,887
Oh, okay, okay.
1023
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,588
I'll work
something out, okay?
1024
00:49:12,621 --> 00:49:14,724
I'll talk to Gaby
and we'll do something.
1025
00:49:14,757 --> 00:49:16,927
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm wide open.
1026
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,295
Okay. You got your bag?
1027
00:49:18,327 --> 00:49:19,762
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
1028
00:49:19,797 --> 00:49:21,532
I'll be in touch.
1029
00:50:05,974 --> 00:50:09,311
Oh, hey, Gaby.
Oh, I'm so glad you came.
1030
00:50:09,346 --> 00:50:10,880
Where's your niece?
1031
00:50:10,913 --> 00:50:13,717
Oh, um, my brother
took her home. Yeah.
1032
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:15,985
Oh, that's too bad.
Well, I'm glad you're here.
1033
00:50:16,019 --> 00:50:18,021
Hey, everybody, this is Gaby,
1034
00:50:18,054 --> 00:50:21,826
and somebody get her
a goddamn drink.
1035
00:50:24,159 --> 00:50:26,663
Yeah, I know,
I've got way too much crap,
1036
00:50:26,695 --> 00:50:29,865
but, ah, I love it all.
1037
00:50:29,898 --> 00:50:30,766
This is cool.
1038
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,003
Oh, that has a curse on it.
1039
00:50:32,034 --> 00:50:33,702
Kidding.
1040
00:50:33,735 --> 00:50:36,139
Where did you get all
these different things?
1041
00:50:36,172 --> 00:50:39,108
Oh, you know,
I'm a field biologist,
1042
00:50:39,143 --> 00:50:40,878
so I'm always up to my neck
1043
00:50:40,909 --> 00:50:42,711
in some fucking
rainforest or another,
1044
00:50:42,744 --> 00:50:44,780
and I always mean
to deal with this,
1045
00:50:44,813 --> 00:50:46,949
but then I come home
and add more to it,
1046
00:50:46,983 --> 00:50:49,119
and I just can't seem
to get it organized.
1047
00:50:49,152 --> 00:50:52,422
This crew is a very
high maintenance bunch.
1048
00:50:52,454 --> 00:50:54,123
She means
her students.
1049
00:50:54,157 --> 00:50:55,826
Especially the PhDs.
1050
00:50:55,858 --> 00:50:57,360
You'd retire if you
didn't love us so much.
1051
00:50:57,393 --> 00:50:58,427
Maybe I will.
1052
00:50:58,461 --> 00:50:59,664
You always say that.
1053
00:51:01,396 --> 00:51:03,266
And you, the fish people...
1054
00:51:03,298 --> 00:51:05,001
Oh, please. If I have to
hear about the superiority
1055
00:51:05,034 --> 00:51:07,704
of bird eggs to
fish eggs one more time...
1056
00:51:07,737 --> 00:51:09,338
It is a false comparison.
1057
00:51:09,371 --> 00:51:10,773
Hatching ratios...
1058
00:51:10,807 --> 00:51:12,076
Girls, girls,
girls, girls, girls,
1059
00:51:12,108 --> 00:51:13,943
maybe not that fascinating
1060
00:51:13,976 --> 00:51:15,413
to our new and
very special guest.
1061
00:51:15,445 --> 00:51:17,882
No, no. Please, don't stop
on my account.
1062
00:51:17,914 --> 00:51:19,884
This is...
this is interesting.
1063
00:51:19,916 --> 00:51:23,253
I'm sure it is, yeah.
1064
00:51:23,286 --> 00:51:25,155
Continue!
1065
00:51:47,876 --> 00:51:49,079
Okay.
1066
00:51:49,112 --> 00:51:51,414
Hey, hey, hey,
give me that.
1067
00:51:51,447 --> 00:51:53,916
I'll take care of it.
You're my guest.
1068
00:51:53,951 --> 00:51:56,353
I'm a caterer;
we clear dishes constantly.
1069
00:51:56,385 --> 00:51:59,757
No.
1070
00:51:59,789 --> 00:52:01,025
Here.
1071
00:52:01,057 --> 00:52:03,793
Thanks.
1072
00:52:03,826 --> 00:52:05,994
Your students were telling
me some pretty crazy stories.
1073
00:52:06,028 --> 00:52:07,965
Oh, yeah.
1074
00:52:07,996 --> 00:52:09,398
Well, life in
a research station's
1075
00:52:09,432 --> 00:52:13,170
like being at a summer camp;
we have a lot of fun.
1076
00:52:13,202 --> 00:52:15,072
Can I ask a
kind of weird question
1077
00:52:15,105 --> 00:52:16,273
and you don't have to answer?
1078
00:52:16,306 --> 00:52:17,942
Yeah.
1079
00:52:17,974 --> 00:52:19,809
Did you ever want kids?
1080
00:52:19,842 --> 00:52:22,413
Do you mean do I regret
not having kids?
1081
00:52:22,445 --> 00:52:23,847
Sure.
1082
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,148
How old are you?
1083
00:52:25,181 --> 00:52:26,849
39.
1084
00:52:26,884 --> 00:52:28,152
Ah, yes,
I remember my thirties...
1085
00:52:28,184 --> 00:52:30,221
a lot of my colleagues
leaving the field,
1086
00:52:30,253 --> 00:52:33,222
scrambling to find
somebody to have babies with.
1087
00:52:33,255 --> 00:52:35,125
It was hard to watch.
1088
00:52:35,157 --> 00:52:37,126
They were all feeling
1089
00:52:37,159 --> 00:52:39,094
the pressure of
the biological clock.
1090
00:52:39,128 --> 00:52:41,998
But you didn't feel it?
1091
00:52:42,030 --> 00:52:43,432
You know, a big part of me
really wanted to have kids.
1092
00:52:43,465 --> 00:52:45,268
I love kids.
1093
00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:47,003
But I guess an even
bigger part of me
1094
00:52:47,036 --> 00:52:50,807
wanted something different,
wanted this.
1095
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,844
And, you know, there comes a
time when you gotta say,
1096
00:52:53,876 --> 00:52:55,246
"Fuck it.
1097
00:52:55,278 --> 00:52:56,981
"I'm breaking the mould.
1098
00:52:57,012 --> 00:52:58,447
"I'm taking the road
less travelled.
1099
00:52:58,481 --> 00:53:00,150
"And everybody else,
1100
00:53:00,182 --> 00:53:01,951
"they should mind their
own goddamn business."
1101
00:53:01,983 --> 00:53:04,487
Yeah. My thing is I don't know
what road I want to travel.
1102
00:53:04,519 --> 00:53:06,523
Find what works for you.
1103
00:53:06,556 --> 00:53:09,324
I mean, we women,
we don't all want the same thing
1104
00:53:09,358 --> 00:53:10,927
or need the same thing.
1105
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,128
It's just an insult
to say that we do.
1106
00:53:13,163 --> 00:53:16,467
There's nothing wrong
with you, Gaby.
1107
00:53:28,177 --> 00:53:33,016
I'm very proud of Alex.
I'm proud of all of my kids.
1108
00:53:33,048 --> 00:53:34,516
He's got a lot going for him,
1109
00:53:34,550 --> 00:53:36,420
but I've never thought
of him as... funny.
1110
00:53:36,452 --> 00:53:39,190
Even when he was a kid,
he was serious, intense.
1111
00:53:39,222 --> 00:53:41,391
I mean, he wasn't
funny in school.
1112
00:53:41,423 --> 00:53:45,394
I don't think I've
ever heard him tell a joke.
1113
00:53:45,427 --> 00:53:48,364
You were funny.
1114
00:53:48,396 --> 00:53:50,233
Well, I had to be;
I was weird looking.
1115
00:53:50,266 --> 00:53:53,570
You were a beautiful child.
1116
00:53:53,603 --> 00:53:56,840
Funny was just the
icing on the cake.
1117
00:53:56,873 --> 00:54:00,876
That's nice, you coming tonight
and supporting your brother.
1118
00:54:00,909 --> 00:54:04,012
Well, we really don't
have a relationship, but...
1119
00:54:04,047 --> 00:54:06,916
Oh, you have
a relationship, all right.
1120
00:54:06,949 --> 00:54:09,452
Not an easy one, hmm?
1121
00:54:09,485 --> 00:54:12,155
People are difficult.
1122
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,063
That's the right amount.
1123
00:54:20,096 --> 00:54:21,864
You'll be able to start
1124
00:54:21,898 --> 00:54:23,333
the nicest little
restaurant in town.
1125
00:54:23,365 --> 00:54:25,934
Thank you.
1126
00:54:25,967 --> 00:54:28,471
I mean it... thank you.
1127
00:54:31,139 --> 00:54:33,242
Hey.
1128
00:54:33,277 --> 00:54:36,045
Yeah, all right.
Hello, everybody.
1129
00:54:36,077 --> 00:54:38,248
Nice to be here with you.
1130
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:42,452
Ahh, a little bit about me...
my wife... oh, my wife...
1131
00:54:42,485 --> 00:54:46,956
after vowing the whole better or
worse, sickness or health thing,
1132
00:54:46,989 --> 00:54:49,057
when ahead and left me.
1133
00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:52,228
Yeah, and not even
for another guy.
1134
00:54:52,260 --> 00:54:55,398
Nope.
Not for another girl. No, no.
1135
00:54:55,431 --> 00:54:57,467
She left me for no one.
1136
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:59,369
That's right, folks,
1137
00:54:59,402 --> 00:55:02,338
she would rather be with no one
than be with yours truly.
1138
00:55:02,371 --> 00:55:06,376
So, uh, yeah.
1139
00:55:06,409 --> 00:55:08,244
I got a lot of
friends telling me
1140
00:55:08,277 --> 00:55:09,646
that maybe I should
start doing therapy, right?
1141
00:55:09,679 --> 00:55:12,481
Take more vitamins.
1142
00:55:12,514 --> 00:55:15,585
Do yoga.
That's a big one, huh? Yoga,
1143
00:55:15,617 --> 00:55:18,121
like that's gonna help.
But I do it.
1144
00:55:18,153 --> 00:55:19,956
You know, I do the downward dog,
1145
00:55:19,989 --> 00:55:22,157
I do the crane,
I do the whole thing.
1146
00:55:22,192 --> 00:55:25,061
But, jeez, I'm real bad at it,
folks, I'll tell ya. Just awful.
1147
00:55:25,094 --> 00:55:27,597
Just this lanky pile of goo
1148
00:55:27,630 --> 00:55:30,134
and, uh...
1149
00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:33,304
I, uh...
1150
00:55:33,336 --> 00:55:36,005
Sorry. I, uh...
1151
00:55:36,038 --> 00:55:37,606
I guess I just
fall apart sometimes,
1152
00:55:37,639 --> 00:55:40,443
you know, and, uh...
1153
00:55:42,077 --> 00:55:43,545
I don't know about
dating these days, though.
1154
00:55:43,579 --> 00:55:45,682
I'll tell ya,
I am getting a lot older.
1155
00:55:45,715 --> 00:55:47,483
Things have changed.
1156
00:55:47,516 --> 00:55:49,318
Let's just say two
and a half decades ago,
1157
00:55:49,351 --> 00:55:52,021
when I was on the market,
hairy balls... no problem.
1158
00:55:52,054 --> 00:55:54,057
- Eww.
- But I'll tell ya, jeez,
1159
00:55:54,090 --> 00:55:56,092
these girls these days
that I'm dating,
1160
00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:59,394
they're like,
"Oh my God, you gotta shave."
1161
00:55:59,427 --> 00:56:03,465
Shave? You want me
to shave my balls?
1162
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:06,070
Fuck that, folks.
1163
00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:08,438
I'm 45 years old.
I'll suck my own dick,
1164
00:56:08,471 --> 00:56:11,606
and I can... I do yoga.
1165
00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:13,675
It's okay, you can clap.
Thank you. Thank you.
1166
00:56:13,710 --> 00:56:15,746
So, it's, uh...
a few other things.
1167
00:56:15,778 --> 00:56:17,748
I guess, the in-laws...
1168
00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:20,250
Jeez, I hope that
wasn't too awkward.
1169
00:56:20,282 --> 00:56:22,585
Awkward? What do you think?
I was sitting with Dad.
1170
00:56:22,617 --> 00:56:24,119
Oh my God. I know.
1171
00:56:24,153 --> 00:56:27,023
Did he laugh at,
like, any of the jokes?
1172
00:56:27,056 --> 00:56:29,259
I don't know.
I was trying not to look at him.
1173
00:56:29,291 --> 00:56:30,693
I was avoiding all
eye contact the whole time.
1174
00:56:30,726 --> 00:56:34,163
Yeah. Fair.
What'd you think?
1175
00:56:34,195 --> 00:56:35,664
Was I funny?
1176
00:56:35,697 --> 00:56:38,434
I mean, compared
to the other comedians,
1177
00:56:38,467 --> 00:56:40,336
yes, you were a genius.
1178
00:56:42,105 --> 00:56:46,543
Yeah?
1179
00:56:46,576 --> 00:56:48,177
What part you like best?
1180
00:56:48,210 --> 00:56:50,246
Um...
1181
00:56:50,278 --> 00:56:52,782
the camping stuff with
your in-laws, I guess.
1182
00:56:52,815 --> 00:56:54,282
Yeah?
1183
00:56:54,317 --> 00:56:55,753
Hey, I made a lot of
that up, you know,
1184
00:56:55,784 --> 00:56:58,121
just for, like,
comedic effect.
1185
00:56:58,153 --> 00:56:59,188
Mm-hmm. Well, it was funny.
1186
00:56:59,221 --> 00:57:01,224
Yeah.
1187
00:57:01,257 --> 00:57:04,394
Oh, maybe I'll call Dad,
see what he thought.
1188
00:57:04,427 --> 00:57:07,230
Okay, well, before you call Dad,
um, you know, just know,
1189
00:57:07,262 --> 00:57:08,797
no matter what he says, like,
1190
00:57:08,831 --> 00:57:11,467
took a lot of...
dare I say... balls
1191
00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:14,670
to get up there and do that,
1192
00:57:14,702 --> 00:57:16,204
and even if you never
do stand-up again...
1193
00:57:16,239 --> 00:57:18,809
which I suggest you don't...
1194
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,077
...you should be
proud of yourself.
1195
00:57:21,110 --> 00:57:23,047
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
1196
00:57:23,079 --> 00:57:24,414
But this is not going to be
the last time I do stand-up.
1197
00:57:24,447 --> 00:57:26,215
It should be.
1198
00:57:26,248 --> 00:57:28,284
If that's the last thing
I ever do, I'll kill myself.
1199
00:57:28,317 --> 00:57:29,619
That was rough.
1200
00:58:39,588 --> 00:58:42,692
Hang on.
1201
00:58:42,724 --> 00:58:45,561
Hey, Gaby. What's up?
1202
00:58:45,594 --> 00:58:48,364
Okay.
1203
00:58:48,396 --> 00:58:50,365
I just had to tell someone,
1204
00:58:50,398 --> 00:58:52,601
I just signed the lease
on my restaurant.
1205
00:58:52,635 --> 00:58:55,873
No way.
1206
00:58:55,905 --> 00:58:58,474
That's so exciting!
1207
00:58:58,507 --> 00:59:01,277
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm pretty happy.
1208
00:59:01,309 --> 00:59:02,811
That's amazing!
1209
00:59:02,846 --> 00:59:04,648
Thanks.
1210
00:59:04,681 --> 00:59:06,617
Wow. Congratulations!
1211
00:59:06,648 --> 00:59:08,650
Thanks.
1212
00:59:08,684 --> 00:59:10,320
Oh, do you want
to come in?
1213
00:59:10,351 --> 00:59:11,887
Oh, no. You're busy.
1214
00:59:11,922 --> 00:59:13,789
No, it's just a few
neighbourhood people
1215
00:59:13,822 --> 00:59:15,490
dropped by for some dinner.
1216
00:59:15,523 --> 00:59:17,360
Oh. God, it looks
more formal than that.
1217
00:59:17,393 --> 00:59:19,528
Um, no, I should go.
1218
00:59:19,561 --> 00:59:22,331
No, don't be silly. Listen,
Jeremy hates these things.
1219
00:59:22,364 --> 00:59:23,766
He always says there's
too much drama.
1220
00:59:23,798 --> 00:59:25,668
You could help me
keep it civil.
1221
00:59:25,701 --> 00:59:28,204
Cheers.
1222
00:59:28,237 --> 00:59:31,474
Gaby just signed the lease
on her new restaurant.
1223
00:59:31,507 --> 00:59:34,309
I just spontaneously popped by.
1224
00:59:34,342 --> 00:59:35,878
Congratulations.
1225
00:59:35,911 --> 00:59:37,512
There are so many good
restaurants in the city.
1226
00:59:37,547 --> 00:59:39,483
Yeah, I just bought
an Argentinean wood grill.
1227
00:59:39,514 --> 00:59:43,619
It's five feet long, so the
party's at our place next time.
1228
00:59:43,652 --> 00:59:44,920
I wish we could
cook like that.
1229
00:59:44,954 --> 00:59:46,623
We're in the Goldfish,
1230
00:59:46,655 --> 00:59:48,958
chicken nuggets phase
for a few more years.
1231
00:59:48,990 --> 00:59:50,226
You're a restauranteur...
you're gonna appreciate this.
1232
00:59:50,259 --> 00:59:51,494
Oh, yeah. Nice.
1233
00:59:51,527 --> 00:59:53,329
It's the bomb.
1234
00:59:53,362 --> 00:59:54,565
Before I went to med school,
1235
00:59:54,597 --> 00:59:56,699
I always dreamed
of opening a restaurant.
1236
00:59:56,731 --> 00:59:58,300
Oh, you don't want a restaurant.
1237
00:59:58,335 --> 01:00:00,237
That's typically high risk,
1238
01:00:00,269 --> 01:00:02,838
low reward.
You're never with your family.
1239
01:00:02,871 --> 01:00:05,375
I guess that's the advantage
of being single.
1240
01:00:05,407 --> 01:00:07,376
You're single?
1241
01:00:07,409 --> 01:00:09,711
That's ridiculous.
1242
01:00:09,744 --> 01:00:12,648
There must be someone in
my firm I can set you up with.
1243
01:00:12,681 --> 01:00:16,219
Oh, no, please.
I'm single by choice, so...
1244
01:00:16,251 --> 01:00:17,954
- Really?
- Yeah.
1245
01:00:17,987 --> 01:00:19,521
Nobody's single by choice.
1246
01:00:19,556 --> 01:00:20,990
Well, I am,
1247
01:00:21,023 --> 01:00:24,827
and that's actually a lot
of benefits to it.
1248
01:00:24,860 --> 01:00:26,862
Being single
was a lot of fun.
1249
01:00:26,894 --> 01:00:28,965
Yeah. You know,
I can leave my apartment,
1250
01:00:28,998 --> 01:00:31,500
and I come back,
and it's exactly how I left it.
1251
01:00:31,532 --> 01:00:34,804
I could fly off to Paris
at the drop of a hat. You know?
1252
01:00:34,836 --> 01:00:38,873
And get a dog,
which I did. She's awesome.
1253
01:00:38,907 --> 01:00:41,644
But what if you
met the perfect guy?
1254
01:00:41,677 --> 01:00:43,445
There is no perfect guy.
1255
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,449
So, you don't want kids?
1256
01:00:46,481 --> 01:00:49,351
Uh, you don't have to be in a
relationship to have kids now.
1257
01:00:49,385 --> 01:00:52,355
There's all kinds of ways
people do it. But no, I don't.
1258
01:00:52,387 --> 01:00:54,757
Yeah, I think it's very selfish.
1259
01:00:54,789 --> 01:00:57,025
Wouldn't you be more selfish
1260
01:00:57,059 --> 01:01:00,364
for wanting a little
replica of yourself?
1261
01:01:00,396 --> 01:01:02,266
Well, some of us have to be
the adults in the room,
1262
01:01:02,298 --> 01:01:04,034
some of us have to grow up.
1263
01:01:04,067 --> 01:01:06,436
I mean, who do you think's
gonna pay for your pension?
1264
01:01:06,467 --> 01:01:08,403
There's a rhetorical question.
It's my kids.
1265
01:01:08,436 --> 01:01:10,039
Well, we have four kids.
1266
01:01:10,072 --> 01:01:12,340
One of them can
pay for Gaby.
1267
01:01:12,375 --> 01:01:13,744
Well,
what happens when she turns 80?
1268
01:01:13,777 --> 01:01:14,911
Stop.
1269
01:01:14,943 --> 01:01:16,445
Who's gonna take care of her?
1270
01:01:16,478 --> 01:01:18,313
Your mother lives
in a nursing home.
1271
01:01:18,347 --> 01:01:20,016
Well, that's because
it works for her.
1272
01:01:20,048 --> 01:01:21,617
There's activities there.
1273
01:01:21,650 --> 01:01:23,418
She must be grateful.
1274
01:01:23,452 --> 01:01:25,489
I'm not really planning
my life for my eighties because,
1275
01:01:25,521 --> 01:01:29,393
you know, who knows if any of us
are even gonna make it that far.
1276
01:01:29,425 --> 01:01:31,327
80's the new 65.
1277
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,597
We'll be half titanium and
still taking spin class.
1278
01:01:35,931 --> 01:01:38,367
Okay, let's move on.
Who wants dessert?
1279
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:39,367
- Yes.
- Yes.
1280
01:01:39,402 --> 01:01:40,603
Let's move on. We should.
1281
01:01:40,635 --> 01:01:42,405
Listen, all I'm
saying is it's fun now,
1282
01:01:42,438 --> 01:01:43,572
but when you get older,
people aren't as receptive.
1283
01:01:43,605 --> 01:01:44,940
You're not gonna be as...
1284
01:01:44,972 --> 01:01:46,742
attractive as you are right now.
1285
01:01:46,775 --> 01:01:48,010
You can't handle
a threat to the patriarchy.
1286
01:01:48,043 --> 01:01:49,612
If this is the patriarchy...
1287
01:01:49,644 --> 01:01:50,945
If?
1288
01:01:50,980 --> 01:01:52,715
Yeah, if this is a patriarchy,
1289
01:01:52,748 --> 01:01:54,684
Amanda, it's working
out pretty well for you. Huh?
1290
01:01:54,717 --> 01:01:56,920
With your "photography."
1291
01:01:56,952 --> 01:01:58,088
Being a stay-at-home
mom is a choice.
1292
01:01:58,119 --> 01:02:00,056
Sorry,
are we talking about me now?
1293
01:02:00,088 --> 01:02:01,990
I am more than
a stay-at-home mom.
1294
01:02:02,023 --> 01:02:04,327
Yeah, she's an artist, Blair.
1295
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:05,461
All I'm saying is
you're going to have regrets,
1296
01:02:05,494 --> 01:02:08,396
big regrets. Trust me.
1297
01:02:08,431 --> 01:02:10,534
Trust you?
Sorry, who the fuck are you?
1298
01:02:10,567 --> 01:02:14,003
Who the fuck are you?
1299
01:02:14,036 --> 01:02:15,605
Sorry I ruined your party.
1300
01:02:15,637 --> 01:02:17,740
He ruined it.
1301
01:02:17,773 --> 01:02:19,842
It was lively.
1302
01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:23,646
So, are you a
committed single now?
1303
01:02:23,679 --> 01:02:25,414
No. I mean, it was bullshit.
1304
01:02:25,447 --> 01:02:27,483
I just said it 'cause why should
I have to defend my life
1305
01:02:27,516 --> 01:02:29,085
to a table of strangers?
1306
01:02:29,117 --> 01:02:31,420
I guess.
1307
01:02:31,452 --> 01:02:33,755
You were pretty badass,
going a women's studies on him.
1308
01:02:36,057 --> 01:02:38,760
Shit. People are dicks
to single women.
1309
01:02:38,793 --> 01:02:40,663
Well, I shouldn't have come.
1310
01:02:40,695 --> 01:02:42,664
Don't be silly.
It's my house.
1311
01:02:42,697 --> 01:02:44,467
Well, it was a couples party.
1312
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:45,835
It was a drop-in.
1313
01:02:45,867 --> 01:02:49,137
Okay, but everyone
was very dressed up.
1314
01:02:49,172 --> 01:02:52,409
I didn't think
you'd want to come.
1315
01:02:52,442 --> 01:02:54,043
It's so boring.
1316
01:02:54,076 --> 01:02:56,512
I was at a dinner party
where we discussed
1317
01:02:56,545 --> 01:02:59,548
the toxicity of
fabric softener for 20 minutes.
1318
01:02:59,581 --> 01:03:03,052
I'm not even exaggerating.
20 minutes.
1319
01:03:03,085 --> 01:03:05,153
Well, it is shockingly toxic.
1320
01:03:05,186 --> 01:03:07,690
It's terrible.
1321
01:03:07,722 --> 01:03:11,059
Yeah, I don't know.
I just kind of thought...
1322
01:03:11,092 --> 01:03:13,429
maybe you didn't want
to be friends anymore.
1323
01:03:13,461 --> 01:03:14,697
Gaby...
1324
01:03:14,730 --> 01:03:16,731
Well, we only hang out
1325
01:03:16,764 --> 01:03:19,001
when you're driving your kids
somewhere or doing housework.
1326
01:03:19,034 --> 01:03:20,702
That's my job.
1327
01:03:20,735 --> 01:03:22,704
Yeah, well, I don't know,
1328
01:03:22,739 --> 01:03:26,175
I need some element of
friendship out of a friendship.
1329
01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:29,043
There were times when I was
stuck inside a house
1330
01:03:29,077 --> 01:03:31,782
with a kid, so bored, so lonely,
1331
01:03:31,813 --> 01:03:34,784
and were always off
with some guy, right?
1332
01:03:34,817 --> 01:03:37,686
Hmm. Um, well, I'm sorry.
1333
01:03:37,719 --> 01:03:39,722
I had no idea you felt that way.
1334
01:03:41,590 --> 01:03:46,028
I miss how it used to be.
1335
01:03:46,061 --> 01:03:48,097
I miss it, too.
1336
01:04:22,965 --> 01:04:25,934
What's
cookin', good lookin'?
1337
01:04:30,806 --> 01:04:32,240
Did she used to
say that to you?
1338
01:04:32,273 --> 01:04:35,777
Yeah, and then, make
me cinnamon toast.
1339
01:04:35,811 --> 01:04:39,181
Oh, her cinnamon toast,
so good.
1340
01:04:39,213 --> 01:04:41,150
She used to broil it twice,
1341
01:04:41,182 --> 01:04:43,985
but I could never
get it that good.
1342
01:04:44,019 --> 01:04:46,722
I miss it.
1343
01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:49,657
I loved playing
backgammon with her.
1344
01:04:49,692 --> 01:04:50,860
She cheated every
single time,
1345
01:04:50,893 --> 01:04:52,829
but I could never
catch her at it.
1346
01:04:55,764 --> 01:04:59,201
I like how she pulled her hair
up so high in the front.
1347
01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:02,204
Because she thought it
made her look taller.
1348
01:05:08,777 --> 01:05:12,146
You must really
miss grandma.
1349
01:05:12,181 --> 01:05:15,918
She was your mom.
1350
01:05:26,728 --> 01:05:29,565
When you die,
1351
01:05:29,597 --> 01:05:32,201
I'll keep
your grave clean.
1352
01:05:32,233 --> 01:05:34,737
I promise.
1353
01:05:34,769 --> 01:05:37,606
You're the best.
1354
01:05:48,282 --> 01:05:49,318
I want it to be quality,
1355
01:05:49,351 --> 01:05:51,619
but just not fussy,
1356
01:05:51,653 --> 01:05:53,989
not trying too hard, like a lot
of these restaurants we have.
1357
01:05:54,021 --> 01:05:56,057
Uh, like, if there's
a good sauce,
1358
01:05:56,090 --> 01:05:59,728
let's not do one dot of it
or a drizzle, you know?
1359
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:01,262
Let's have a good amount.
1360
01:06:01,297 --> 01:06:02,798
Yeah. I work at one of those
1361
01:06:02,831 --> 01:06:04,067
dots and drizzle
places right now,
1362
01:06:04,099 --> 01:06:06,670
and I can tell you, they
throw out a lot of food.
1363
01:06:06,702 --> 01:06:08,838
Yeah, well, I worked
in catering for years.
1364
01:06:08,869 --> 01:06:10,606
We'd waste so much food.
1365
01:06:10,639 --> 01:06:11,641
Do a lot of weddings?
1366
01:06:11,673 --> 01:06:13,275
Ugh, hundreds.
1367
01:06:13,307 --> 01:06:15,811
It's just salmon, chicken,
salmon, chicken. Ugh.
1368
01:06:15,844 --> 01:06:16,846
Your occasional
beef tenderloin.
1369
01:06:16,878 --> 01:06:18,114
Exactly.
1370
01:06:18,146 --> 01:06:19,849
Yeah. So, we're
not gonna do that.
1371
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,684
No. Please, no.
1372
01:06:21,717 --> 01:06:23,686
What's the vibe here
gonna be like?
1373
01:06:23,719 --> 01:06:25,653
Oh, I want it to be
just welcoming.
1374
01:06:25,686 --> 01:06:27,722
You sit alone at the bar,
or you bring your family,
1375
01:06:27,755 --> 01:06:29,123
you're on a date, you know.
1376
01:06:29,157 --> 01:06:32,061
Just a fun,
happy home feeling.
1377
01:06:32,094 --> 01:06:33,228
I'd totally be
on board with that.
1378
01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,963
Yeah.
1379
01:06:34,996 --> 01:06:36,231
You know, I could put
together a solid crew.
1380
01:06:36,264 --> 01:06:38,367
All right.
You're all I've got.
1381
01:09:06,381 --> 01:09:08,817
Hey, is this the old...
1382
01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:10,252
All right.
1383
01:09:10,286 --> 01:09:11,787
...couch?
1384
01:09:11,820 --> 01:09:13,021
No, I got a new one.
1385
01:09:13,054 --> 01:09:14,323
Oh. It's nice.
1386
01:09:14,356 --> 01:09:15,859
The place looks great.
1387
01:09:15,891 --> 01:09:17,961
Well, thank you. Yeah.
1388
01:09:17,993 --> 01:09:20,896
Come on, girl.
1389
01:09:20,929 --> 01:09:22,463
So, what do you
want to do?
1390
01:09:22,497 --> 01:09:24,399
God, I don't know.
We have all night.
1391
01:09:24,432 --> 01:09:26,301
What did we used to do?
1392
01:09:26,335 --> 01:09:27,537
Take 'shrooms.
1393
01:09:27,569 --> 01:09:31,407
Mm. Should we?
I totally would.
1394
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:34,042
I'd fuckin' love to.
1395
01:09:34,076 --> 01:09:37,814
Oh my God. I know a guy
who can get 'em, too.
1396
01:09:37,845 --> 01:09:39,782
Ahh. I can't.
1397
01:09:39,814 --> 01:09:42,050
No, it's crazy.
Why would I suggest that?
1398
01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:45,054
Yeah. I was going to make
us dark and stormys.
1399
01:09:45,086 --> 01:09:47,021
I'm actually working
on my ginger beer,
1400
01:09:47,055 --> 01:09:48,824
perfecting it
for the restaurant.
1401
01:09:48,858 --> 01:09:51,226
Uh, is this
going to be a thing,
1402
01:09:51,260 --> 01:09:52,929
you testing your
food out on me?
1403
01:09:52,961 --> 01:09:55,363
Because I am in.
I'll never decline.
1404
01:09:55,398 --> 01:09:57,233
Yeah. These are my
plantain chips
1405
01:09:57,265 --> 01:09:59,067
that I'm gonna serve.
1406
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:02,037
Mmm.
1407
01:10:02,070 --> 01:10:05,875
You know what
I would love to do?
1408
01:10:05,907 --> 01:10:08,377
Besides, like,
eat everything that you make.
1409
01:10:08,411 --> 01:10:11,146
Um, as long as it doesn't
involve board games...
1410
01:10:11,179 --> 01:10:13,881
which are a trigger
for me now... I'm down.
1411
01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:17,854
Okay. Um, I would just
love to just have a long,
1412
01:10:17,886 --> 01:10:19,188
uninterrupted conversation.
1413
01:10:19,220 --> 01:10:21,557
Mmm. Heaven. Yes.
1414
01:10:21,590 --> 01:10:23,158
And not talk about my kids.
1415
01:10:23,192 --> 01:10:26,162
Okay, but also, I don't
want to talk about men.
1416
01:10:26,194 --> 01:10:28,331
Okay.
1417
01:10:28,363 --> 01:10:30,532
And not talk about,
like, getting older.
1418
01:10:30,564 --> 01:10:33,235
Yeah, which is... honestly,
it's just living longer.
1419
01:10:33,269 --> 01:10:35,070
Why is that something
to complain about?
1420
01:10:35,104 --> 01:10:36,905
I know. It's basically
just not dying.
1421
01:10:36,938 --> 01:10:38,907
It's a triumph.
1422
01:10:38,939 --> 01:10:40,242
It totally is.
1423
01:10:40,275 --> 01:10:43,011
It's so silly.
Cheers, girl.
1424
01:10:43,045 --> 01:10:44,345
Yeah.
1425
01:10:44,380 --> 01:10:47,617
To being elderly.
1426
01:11:14,210 --> 01:11:15,511
Wow. Look at this.
1427
01:11:28,122 --> 01:11:30,426
Hey!
1428
01:11:34,930 --> 01:11:36,131
Hey!
1429
01:11:36,164 --> 01:11:38,268
Did you hear that?
Am I crazy?
1430
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:42,470
Hey!
1431
01:11:42,505 --> 01:11:44,006
Hello?
1432
01:11:44,039 --> 01:11:45,475
Hey.
1433
01:11:45,506 --> 01:11:47,409
Oh my God.
Are you okay?
1434
01:11:49,144 --> 01:11:50,479
Thank God you're here.
1435
01:11:50,512 --> 01:11:52,981
Here.
1436
01:11:53,014 --> 01:11:55,516
Thank you.
1437
01:12:04,559 --> 01:12:09,096
The Swiss really know
their chocolate. It's good.
1438
01:12:09,130 --> 01:12:11,565
Mm-hmm.
1439
01:12:11,599 --> 01:12:15,103
I hope I didn't
ruin your plans.
1440
01:12:15,136 --> 01:12:16,604
Oh, God, we were just
wandering around,
1441
01:12:16,639 --> 01:12:18,408
chasing chipmunks.
1442
01:12:18,439 --> 01:12:20,409
I mean, it wasn't
really a plan.
1443
01:12:20,443 --> 01:12:22,712
I-I don't know what happened.
1444
01:12:22,744 --> 01:12:26,180
I'm usually, you know,
pretty competent.
1445
01:12:26,215 --> 01:12:27,516
Well, there's a reason
there's an expression
1446
01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:29,217
"lost in the woods"...
1447
01:12:29,251 --> 01:12:30,686
it all just starts to look
the same after awhile.
1448
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:32,087
Oh, God,
especially at night.
1449
01:12:32,121 --> 01:12:33,957
It was just trees,
trees and trees.
1450
01:12:33,988 --> 01:12:36,024
I couldn't even see the
stars because of the trees.
1451
01:12:36,057 --> 01:12:37,694
Then again, I don't know the
first thing about stars,
1452
01:12:37,726 --> 01:12:39,628
so I don't think it
would have helped.
1453
01:12:39,662 --> 01:12:43,631
Hmm. Your teeth stopped
chattering, that's good.
1454
01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:48,604
Yeah.
1455
01:12:48,636 --> 01:12:50,974
Thank you for the food,
1456
01:12:51,006 --> 01:12:53,710
the clothes, the coffee.
1457
01:12:53,742 --> 01:12:56,244
You are so prepared.
1458
01:12:56,278 --> 01:13:00,115
Yeah. Yeah, I'm always worried
about the worst case scenario,
1459
01:13:00,148 --> 01:13:03,385
so I pack for ten weeks
to do, like, an hour hike.
1460
01:13:05,086 --> 01:13:08,724
Well, I mean, I was only
going out for two hours,
1461
01:13:08,756 --> 01:13:11,594
and I was sure I was
on the path to the coast.
1462
01:13:11,626 --> 01:13:13,762
It was a beautiful day, so I
didn't take any warm clothes,
1463
01:13:13,795 --> 01:13:18,132
but last night
was so freezing.
1464
01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:22,070
I-I-I actually, you know,
buried myself in leaves,
1465
01:13:22,104 --> 01:13:23,605
just to try to stay warm.
1466
01:13:23,639 --> 01:13:26,609
Yeah. God,
that sounds terrible.
1467
01:13:26,641 --> 01:13:29,077
Yeah. I took my phone,
I was going to use my GPS,
1468
01:13:29,110 --> 01:13:30,380
but my phone died.
1469
01:13:30,412 --> 01:13:31,713
God, I have a phone.
1470
01:13:31,746 --> 01:13:33,247
You must have
someone you want to call
1471
01:13:33,282 --> 01:13:34,384
or people that are
worried about you.
1472
01:13:34,416 --> 01:13:37,619
No, actually. No.
1473
01:13:37,653 --> 01:13:40,390
I didn't... I didn't
tell anyone I was leaving,
1474
01:13:40,421 --> 01:13:45,360
so if I hadn't seen you, this
might have ended up a lot worse.
1475
01:13:45,394 --> 01:13:49,564
You would have died,
so I guess I saved your life.
1476
01:13:49,597 --> 01:13:50,800
Maybe.
1477
01:13:50,832 --> 01:13:52,634
- Yeah.
- Maybe, yes.
1478
01:13:52,667 --> 01:13:53,635
Thank God for you.
1479
01:13:53,668 --> 01:13:55,604
Thank God.
1480
01:13:55,637 --> 01:13:57,305
Well, you know,
me and Trudy were actually
1481
01:13:57,338 --> 01:13:59,175
going to do that coastal hike,
if you want to go.
1482
01:13:59,207 --> 01:14:00,710
It's beautiful.
1483
01:14:00,742 --> 01:14:02,310
Gosh, um...
1484
01:14:04,380 --> 01:14:07,649
Well, I... I think I should,
you know, get back to my car.
1485
01:14:07,682 --> 01:14:10,252
Mm. Yeah.
1486
01:14:10,286 --> 01:14:11,587
I mean, you can just point
me in the right direction.
1487
01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:12,822
No, I'll take you down.
1488
01:14:12,854 --> 01:14:14,689
Please, I saved your life,
1489
01:14:14,722 --> 01:14:16,525
I can't, like, lose you on the
way to the parking lot.
1490
01:14:16,559 --> 01:14:18,528
I'll show you where it is.
1491
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:21,197
What do you do
1492
01:14:21,229 --> 01:14:23,198
when you're not rescuing
people with your dog...?
1493
01:14:23,231 --> 01:14:24,500
Trudy.
1494
01:14:24,532 --> 01:14:25,534
Yeah, with Trudy.
1495
01:14:25,568 --> 01:14:27,270
Um, I have a restaurant.
1496
01:14:27,302 --> 01:14:28,503
Really?
1497
01:14:28,537 --> 01:14:29,838
Well, not yet.
1498
01:14:29,871 --> 01:14:31,605
It's opening this summer,
so, soon.
1499
01:14:31,639 --> 01:14:32,841
Oh, congratulations.
1500
01:14:32,875 --> 01:14:33,842
Thank you.
1501
01:14:33,876 --> 01:14:35,310
Yeah, that's amazing.
1502
01:14:35,344 --> 01:14:36,511
I'm a bit of a foodie, myself.
1503
01:14:36,545 --> 01:14:37,779
Yeah?
1504
01:14:37,813 --> 01:14:40,247
I guess.
Well, I like food.
1505
01:14:40,282 --> 01:14:43,418
What's your ideal restaurant?
1506
01:14:43,452 --> 01:14:46,189
Actually, you know,
my favourite place is totally...
1507
01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:47,657
well, I don't know.
1508
01:14:47,689 --> 01:14:49,291
I don't think you'd
find it very impressive.
1509
01:14:49,324 --> 01:14:50,760
It's not... you know, it's not
innovative or anything.
1510
01:14:50,792 --> 01:14:52,561
Like, quite the opposite.
1511
01:14:52,595 --> 01:14:54,329
But you know what?
Maybe I'm not a foodie.
1512
01:14:54,362 --> 01:14:55,796
I don't know.
1513
01:14:55,831 --> 01:14:57,166
But, you know,
I don't cook very well,
1514
01:14:57,198 --> 01:14:59,469
so I like food that
feels homemade.
1515
01:14:59,501 --> 01:15:01,336
You know, nothing fancy.
1516
01:15:01,369 --> 01:15:04,106
I don't need all that
saucings, and dustings and...
1517
01:15:04,139 --> 01:15:05,841
Yeah. Well, that's
kind of what I want to do.
1518
01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:08,543
I don't want, like,
photogenic food.
1519
01:15:08,577 --> 01:15:12,280
I want, like, basic,
honest food that tastes good,
1520
01:15:12,313 --> 01:15:14,615
on a plate, that's it.
1521
01:15:14,649 --> 01:15:16,451
Well, yeah, sounds great.
1522
01:15:16,484 --> 01:15:18,653
So, this is the fastest
way back to the parking lot.
1523
01:15:18,686 --> 01:15:22,256
Huh. And, uh,
what's that way?
1524
01:15:22,291 --> 01:15:24,159
No, that's the coastal trail.
1525
01:15:24,193 --> 01:15:26,395
Oh.
1526
01:15:26,427 --> 01:15:28,331
Well, I-I actually feel, uh...
I actually feel a lot better.
1527
01:15:28,363 --> 01:15:29,731
Really?
1528
01:15:29,764 --> 01:15:31,565
Yeah. Energized.
1529
01:15:31,599 --> 01:15:33,368
Yeah, I'll... I don't know.
I'll do the coast.
1530
01:15:33,402 --> 01:15:34,604
Are you sure?
1531
01:15:34,636 --> 01:15:36,671
Yeah, absolutely.
1532
01:15:36,704 --> 01:15:38,439
Yeah. Lead on.
1533
01:15:38,474 --> 01:15:40,243
All right. Let's go.
1534
01:15:40,275 --> 01:15:41,911
Come on, girl. Come.
1535
01:15:43,778 --> 01:15:46,213
You see any
bears last night?
1536
01:15:46,247 --> 01:15:48,451
No.
1537
01:15:48,483 --> 01:15:51,619
That's a real issue
in this area, actually.
1538
01:15:51,653 --> 01:15:54,856
Really?
1539
01:15:54,889 --> 01:15:56,557
Oh, yeah.
1540
01:15:56,591 --> 01:15:59,661
I didn't know. I mean,
glad I didn't know last night.
1541
01:15:59,694 --> 01:16:02,664
Yep. There's a mama bear
and her cubs
1542
01:16:02,697 --> 01:16:05,867
and she's just real aggressive.
1543
01:16:05,900 --> 01:16:08,403
What was it? About two, three
weeks ago, she got a hiker.
1544
01:16:08,436 --> 01:16:09,404
Really?
1545
01:16:09,438 --> 01:16:10,840
Yeah, she did.
1546
01:16:10,872 --> 01:16:12,506
She ate his arm
from the elbow down,
1547
01:16:12,541 --> 01:16:14,277
like a chicken wing.
1548
01:16:14,309 --> 01:16:15,944
And they found him in the
morning, he bled out,
1549
01:16:15,978 --> 01:16:18,180
she left him for dead,
he sitting there,
1550
01:16:18,213 --> 01:16:22,385
his eyes are open,
just staring at his elbow.
1551
01:16:22,417 --> 01:16:24,653
Oh my God. That's... I didn't
know bears did that.
1552
01:16:24,686 --> 01:16:27,523
I thought they usually,
you know, went for the throat.
1553
01:16:27,555 --> 01:16:30,393
Yeah, I guess every
bear's different, you know?
1554
01:16:30,425 --> 01:16:31,960
Every bear's
probably different.
1555
01:16:31,993 --> 01:16:34,630
Oh, that is... I mean,
that's terrifying.
1556
01:16:34,662 --> 01:16:35,863
Yeah.
1557
01:16:37,899 --> 01:16:40,735
And I also forgot
my bear spray.
1558
01:16:40,769 --> 01:16:43,206
Oh, you... I mean, you know,
I don't have bear spray.
1559
01:16:43,238 --> 01:16:44,472
Of course you don't.
1560
01:16:44,505 --> 01:16:46,208
Well... well, look,
1561
01:16:46,242 --> 01:16:47,643
maybe I should... I should
walk in front, you know?
1562
01:16:47,675 --> 01:16:49,377
- Just to... just to be safe.
- Thank you. Thank you.
1563
01:16:49,411 --> 01:16:51,213
Because they usually...
I mean, they usually attack...
1564
01:16:51,246 --> 01:16:52,646
from the back!
1565
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,317
Come on. What are you doing
messing with me?
1566
01:16:55,350 --> 01:16:57,319
What? You think
I don't know bears?
1567
01:16:57,353 --> 01:16:59,689
Well, you brought nothing into
the wilderness to survive,
1568
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:02,224
so I gave it a gamble.
1569
01:17:02,256 --> 01:17:05,394
Also, I did save your life,
thus saving your life.
1570
01:17:05,426 --> 01:17:08,396
Yeah, true.
Whoa! A porcupine!
1571
01:17:08,429 --> 01:17:10,297
Do not! Oh...
1572
01:17:10,331 --> 01:17:12,266
That is my biggest fear!
1573
01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:15,537
I'm so scared one is gonna
quill Trudy all over her face,
1574
01:17:15,570 --> 01:17:16,872
I'm gonna have
to pull it out. Come on.
1575
01:17:16,904 --> 01:17:18,307
Come on, Trudy.
1576
01:17:51,738 --> 01:17:54,577
Maybe I should get a dog.
1577
01:17:54,609 --> 01:17:57,279
Definitely.
They're awesome.
1578
01:17:57,313 --> 01:17:59,649
They're so glad
when you come home
1579
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,784
and they get you outside
of the house more. I love it.
1580
01:18:02,818 --> 01:18:04,520
Yeah, and it's good company.
1581
01:18:04,552 --> 01:18:07,323
Yeah, that too.
1582
01:18:07,354 --> 01:18:08,990
God, I hate Sunday nights...
1583
01:18:09,023 --> 01:18:12,961
my kids leave and it's
just me and the Netflix.
1584
01:18:12,994 --> 01:18:14,697
Isn't that weird?
'Cause that's something
1585
01:18:14,729 --> 01:18:15,997
you probably would
have enjoyed before,
1586
01:18:16,030 --> 01:18:20,802
but now it's about
the absence of someone.
1587
01:18:20,836 --> 01:18:22,505
That's what
I hate about break-ups,
1588
01:18:22,537 --> 01:18:24,506
it's like they
ruin your solitude.
1589
01:18:24,539 --> 01:18:26,341
Yeah.
1590
01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:28,377
Yeah, that's what happened
when my wife and I split up.
1591
01:18:28,409 --> 01:18:31,447
I mean, I don't know,
everything just got quiet.
1592
01:18:31,479 --> 01:18:33,347
I get that, yeah.
1593
01:18:37,653 --> 01:18:40,488
Beautiful here.
1594
01:18:40,521 --> 01:18:42,824
It really is.
1595
01:18:42,858 --> 01:18:44,659
Thanks for bringing me.
1596
01:18:44,693 --> 01:18:47,529
It was my pleasure.
1597
01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:52,033
Kind of glad my phone died.
1598
01:18:52,067 --> 01:18:55,738
I feel like we should
just kiss a little bit.
1599
01:18:55,770 --> 01:18:57,907
Okay.
1600
01:18:57,939 --> 01:19:00,442
I'd like to do that.
1601
01:19:19,694 --> 01:19:21,396
Oh, look at that!
1602
01:19:21,429 --> 01:19:22,997
Oh, man, I could never
live away from the ocean...
1603
01:19:23,030 --> 01:19:24,934
that sound, that smell.
1604
01:19:24,966 --> 01:19:27,603
Oh, me neither.
It just wouldn't feel right.
1605
01:19:27,635 --> 01:19:29,371
Do you sail?
1606
01:19:29,404 --> 01:19:31,439
Uh, kite surfer.
Well, aspiring kite surfer.
1607
01:19:31,472 --> 01:19:33,708
Really? I've never attempted it,
1608
01:19:33,742 --> 01:19:36,845
but I'm pretty sure if I did,
it would end in disaster.
1609
01:19:36,878 --> 01:19:38,613
Well, you should
check it out sometime.
1610
01:19:38,646 --> 01:19:41,050
Not that I'm going to do that,
but where do you go?
1611
01:19:41,082 --> 01:19:42,117
Squamish.
1612
01:19:42,150 --> 01:19:43,752
Squamish?
1613
01:19:43,786 --> 01:19:45,621
I've lived here my whole life,
1614
01:19:45,653 --> 01:19:48,523
only Squamish I know is
thousands of miles away in BC.
1615
01:19:48,555 --> 01:19:51,726
Well, I... you know,
I live in Vancouver.
1616
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:54,497
Oh...
1617
01:19:54,529 --> 01:19:57,766
Okay, the other ocean.
1618
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,868
Yeah.
I'm just here for work.
1619
01:19:59,902 --> 01:20:02,404
I fly out tomorrow
and I'm, you know,
1620
01:20:02,438 --> 01:20:03,805
not sure when
I'm gonna be back.
1621
01:20:03,838 --> 01:20:07,909
Well, you'll be happy
to see your kids.
1622
01:20:07,943 --> 01:20:10,578
Yeah. It's hard being
away from them.
1623
01:20:10,612 --> 01:20:11,912
How old are they?
1624
01:20:11,947 --> 01:20:14,884
Uh, Matty is eight
and Stella's four.
1625
01:20:14,916 --> 01:20:17,185
That kind of makes
it hard to get out.
1626
01:20:17,219 --> 01:20:19,688
Oh, yeah. So, you're,
like, on the market, but...
1627
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:21,990
Well, before an hour ago,
1628
01:20:22,023 --> 01:20:23,591
I didn't really consider
myself on the market.
1629
01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,728
Hmm. You're market fresh.
1630
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:28,063
In restaurant terms, yes.
1631
01:20:42,577 --> 01:20:43,945
This is me.
1632
01:20:43,979 --> 01:20:45,780
Really?
1633
01:20:45,813 --> 01:20:48,016
It's...
it's the only thing they had.
1634
01:20:48,050 --> 01:20:51,220
Wow. Well,
that's me over there.
1635
01:20:51,252 --> 01:20:54,956
Um, I was going to
ask you for your number,
1636
01:20:54,988 --> 01:20:58,193
so I could put it in my phone,
but my phone is dead.
1637
01:20:58,226 --> 01:21:03,064
So, I thought
I could give you mine.
1638
01:21:07,603 --> 01:21:10,139
Have I misread something?
1639
01:21:10,171 --> 01:21:13,942
Oh, no. Uh-uh, no.
You haven't misread things.
1640
01:21:13,975 --> 01:21:18,179
Um, you just live so far.
1641
01:21:18,212 --> 01:21:19,247
There are planes.
1642
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,983
There are.
1643
01:21:21,015 --> 01:21:22,884
You can drive.
1644
01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,652
Yeah, I could drive
across a continent.
1645
01:21:24,685 --> 01:21:26,087
It's a full continent.
1646
01:21:26,121 --> 01:21:28,689
Podcasts.
1647
01:21:28,724 --> 01:21:30,125
It's not even that.
It's just that...
1648
01:21:30,157 --> 01:21:33,528
I finally kind of
got my shit together.
1649
01:21:33,561 --> 01:21:34,662
You seem very together.
1650
01:21:34,695 --> 01:21:36,532
Thank you.
1651
01:21:36,564 --> 01:21:39,167
And I just don't want to
mess it up right now.
1652
01:21:39,201 --> 01:21:41,537
Like, my life's kind of perfect.
Not that you were asking.
1653
01:21:41,569 --> 01:21:43,805
And I wouldn't ask you to.
1654
01:21:43,838 --> 01:21:45,975
And plus, you deserve
1655
01:21:46,006 --> 01:21:49,010
more than just like
a long distance booty call.
1656
01:21:50,278 --> 01:21:53,046
This is so tragic.
1657
01:21:53,081 --> 01:21:54,682
Yeah.
1658
01:21:54,715 --> 01:21:56,016
But it's kind of cool.
1659
01:21:56,050 --> 01:21:58,253
It's like we had an awesome day,
1660
01:21:58,287 --> 01:22:02,056
the perfect relationship...
like, we didn't fight,
1661
01:22:02,090 --> 01:22:05,594
no one was nagging anyone,
we didn't get bored.
1662
01:22:05,626 --> 01:22:07,762
No trying to convince you
to learn how to ski.
1663
01:22:07,795 --> 01:22:08,896
I actually don't mind skiing.
1664
01:22:08,930 --> 01:22:10,564
- Oh, you don't.
- Uh-uh.
1665
01:22:10,599 --> 01:22:13,167
I hate golf.
Do you golf?
1666
01:22:13,201 --> 01:22:14,904
No. I think it's stupid.
1667
01:22:14,936 --> 01:22:17,738
It is. I don't really
like peanut butter.
1668
01:22:17,773 --> 01:22:20,109
I love it, but Matty's allergic,
so it's never in the house.
1669
01:22:20,141 --> 01:22:22,243
Okay, okay.
1670
01:22:22,277 --> 01:22:26,849
Uh, when I like a song, I do
play it on repeat all day long.
1671
01:22:26,881 --> 01:22:28,817
That would drive me crazy.
1672
01:22:28,849 --> 01:22:30,217
Yeah, you couldn't
live with that.
1673
01:22:30,251 --> 01:22:32,220
No, I couldn't live
with that.
1674
01:22:32,253 --> 01:22:33,854
That would be the end of us.
1675
01:22:33,889 --> 01:22:37,993
Yeah, so,
guess it all worked out.
1676
01:22:38,025 --> 01:22:40,762
Yeah.
1677
01:22:40,795 --> 01:22:43,097
All right.
1678
01:23:36,050 --> 01:23:39,820
There's a lot of people
out there already.
1679
01:23:39,854 --> 01:23:40,854
Oh, shit.
1680
01:23:40,889 --> 01:23:42,157
Isn't that a good thing?
1681
01:23:42,189 --> 01:23:43,992
Yeah, it is.
1682
01:23:44,025 --> 01:23:46,996
That's a beautiful cake.
1683
01:23:47,028 --> 01:23:48,729
Did you make it?
1684
01:23:48,764 --> 01:23:50,698
I did, yeah.
1685
01:23:50,731 --> 01:23:52,167
Are the flowers real?
1686
01:23:52,199 --> 01:23:53,935
Here.
1687
01:23:53,969 --> 01:23:55,837
Mmm. Yum.
1688
01:23:55,871 --> 01:23:58,841
That's sugar...
your favourite.
1689
01:24:49,122 --> 01:24:53,228
Guys, ahh, ladies, gentlemen,
friends, and foes...
1690
01:24:53,260 --> 01:24:55,262
there's some of you
I don't like that much,
1691
01:24:55,296 --> 01:24:58,032
but you were a plus one.
1692
01:24:58,064 --> 01:25:01,970
Um, no. I'm terrible at
speeches, clearly.
1693
01:25:02,002 --> 01:25:04,706
But I did want
to just take one moment
1694
01:25:04,738 --> 01:25:08,242
to say thank you for
supporting this dream of mine
1695
01:25:08,275 --> 01:25:10,144
and for being here tonight
1696
01:25:10,177 --> 01:25:12,412
to celebrate with me. Cheers!
1697
01:25:12,447 --> 01:25:13,881
Cheers!
1698
01:25:13,914 --> 01:25:15,117
Thank you and thank you.
1699
01:25:16,417 --> 01:25:18,420
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1700
01:25:20,121 --> 01:25:22,890
♪ ...to you ♪
1701
01:25:22,923 --> 01:25:27,762
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1702
01:25:27,795 --> 01:25:32,500
♪ Happy birthday, dear Gaby ♪
1703
01:25:32,533 --> 01:25:35,304
♪ Happy birthday ♪
1704
01:25:35,336 --> 01:25:38,238
♪ To you ♪
1705
01:25:51,756 --> 01:25:54,375
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