1 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,275 - All right, this is it. - This is it. 2 00:01:10,108 --> 00:01:12,108 File in! File in, guys. 3 00:01:12,192 --> 00:01:13,733 Okay. 4 00:01:13,817 --> 00:01:17,692 Hunter, Smirnoff and tonic, slice of lime. Right? 5 00:01:17,775 --> 00:01:19,400 Uh, yeah, if you got it. 6 00:01:19,484 --> 00:01:22,609 - And, Jenna, Bacardi and Diet Pepsi? - Hmm? 7 00:01:22,692 --> 00:01:25,900 Uh, yeah, Psychic Friend. How'd you know? 8 00:01:25,984 --> 00:01:27,626 Come on. I know what my roommates like to drink. 9 00:01:27,650 --> 00:01:29,984 You've only lived with us for a month, Jack. 10 00:01:30,067 --> 00:01:32,043 I don't even know what my roommates' last names are. 11 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:34,192 Uh, Luke Thunderfuck. How ya doin'? 12 00:01:35,234 --> 00:01:36,984 Fine, till I touched your wet hand. 13 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:40,942 -It's not wet. God, Morg. -You got clam hands, Luke! It's a condition. 14 00:01:41,025 --> 00:01:43,234 - Nothing for a Thunderfuck to be ashamed of. Aw. 15 00:01:43,317 --> 00:01:44,651 Luke. 16 00:01:44,734 --> 00:01:46,567 - Jaeger. - Thanks, dude. 17 00:01:46,651 --> 00:01:48,817 Hunter? Cheers. 18 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:53,025 - Morgan, Jack and Coke, right? - Yeah, whatever. 19 00:01:53,609 --> 00:01:56,109 - So, Jack. - So, Jenna. 20 00:01:56,192 --> 00:01:57,734 You rented a motel room. 21 00:01:57,817 --> 00:01:59,776 - I did. - On a Saturday night. 22 00:01:59,859 --> 00:02:02,442 Correct. And you set up a fucking bar. 23 00:02:02,525 --> 00:02:05,900 Ooh, and joints! 24 00:02:05,983 --> 00:02:08,693 Are you trying to get into all of our pants or something? 25 00:02:08,776 --> 00:02:11,651 You're already halfway in at this point, just keep it goin', dude! 26 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:14,234 Nah, guys. Like, um, like you said. 27 00:02:14,317 --> 00:02:17,901 I've been at the house for a whole month as of today, 28 00:02:17,984 --> 00:02:20,859 uh, and I just... I just wanted to, um... 29 00:02:23,734 --> 00:02:25,526 Um... 30 00:02:26,651 --> 00:02:29,442 I used to move around, a lot, 31 00:02:29,526 --> 00:02:31,901 like a whole lot, and, um... 32 00:02:33,401 --> 00:02:35,234 I never... 33 00:02:36,817 --> 00:02:38,942 really felt like I belonged... 34 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:42,109 until, uh... 35 00:02:45,901 --> 00:02:49,234 You know, you don't have to throw us a whole party just to tell us that. 36 00:02:49,317 --> 00:02:51,984 Yeah, just sign up to take out the trash. 37 00:02:52,067 --> 00:02:54,859 No, um... No, I had to do something special. 38 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:57,317 So, come on! Everyone, drink up! 39 00:02:57,401 --> 00:02:59,984 - Cheers! - All right! 40 00:03:00,067 --> 00:03:01,984 Why didn't you just throw a party at the house? 41 00:03:02,067 --> 00:03:04,359 What?! 42 00:03:04,442 --> 00:03:06,401 I said, why did you rent a room? 43 00:03:06,484 --> 00:03:08,275 Why not just throw a party at the house? 44 00:03:10,734 --> 00:03:11,901 That's why. 45 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,984 - Foam! - Foam! 46 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:15,401 Foam? 47 00:03:15,484 --> 00:03:17,984 - Babe, you got a problem with foam? - Yeah! 48 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:20,901 Last time I went to a foam party, it fucking ruined my clothes. 49 00:03:20,984 --> 00:03:23,401 - Well, then just strip. - Ha-ha. You wish. 50 00:03:23,484 --> 00:03:25,192 Every night. Oh! Sorry, Hunter. 51 00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:26,651 I appreciate the honesty, dude. 52 00:03:26,734 --> 00:03:28,693 We're gonna get in trouble for this, Jack. 53 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:29,776 - Really? - Yeah! 54 00:03:29,859 --> 00:03:31,401 - I'm serious. - So am I. 55 00:03:31,484 --> 00:03:34,109 You should have told us how to dress appropriately. 56 00:03:34,192 --> 00:03:36,984 This crap's gonna leave residue everywhere. 57 00:03:37,067 --> 00:03:38,526 Oh, reside. Oh, that sounds bad. 58 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:40,526 That sounds really, really bad! 59 00:03:42,317 --> 00:03:44,609 - Honey! - What? 60 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,776 Honey, I wear this dress to work! 61 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:48,859 Oh, come on. You got a closet full of clothes. 62 00:03:48,942 --> 00:03:50,901 I got my shit like in a milk crate on the floor. 63 00:03:50,984 --> 00:03:54,692 Babe, we saw that dresser by the dumpster last week, and you said you didn't want it. 64 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,526 I don't want some dumpster dresser! 65 00:03:56,609 --> 00:03:59,317 Hey, guys, shut up, all right? This is a party, okay? 66 00:03:59,401 --> 00:04:02,901 It's a fuckin' foam party, just for us. Okay? 67 00:04:02,984 --> 00:04:06,025 Thrown by this great, great big-hearted man right here. 68 00:04:06,109 --> 00:04:08,001 -I'm not a great man. -No, you are. Shut up. Shut up. 69 00:04:08,025 --> 00:04:10,985 You guys, we're not gonna... we're not gonna fuck it up, are we, by bitching 70 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:13,192 about some dress or some residue... 71 00:04:13,275 --> 00:04:16,483 - What? - or some dumpster dresser, are we? 72 00:04:17,608 --> 00:04:19,024 - Are we?! - I don't know. 73 00:04:19,108 --> 00:04:19,983 No! 74 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:22,401 Hell no, we're not! Move! 75 00:04:25,358 --> 00:04:26,776 Fuck, yeah, man! 76 00:04:26,858 --> 00:04:28,567 Fuckin' foam! 77 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:31,067 Mm! Do another twirl! 78 00:05:31,149 --> 00:05:34,274 - A twirl. - Twirl, girl! 79 00:05:35,108 --> 00:05:38,526 Oh! Ten out of ten! 80 00:05:39,192 --> 00:05:40,233 Dude. 81 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:42,983 Hey? 82 00:05:43,067 --> 00:05:45,192 - Drunky? - Hmm? 83 00:05:45,526 --> 00:05:49,067 Weed, weed or weed? 84 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:53,274 I'm-I'm a pretty hairy guy. 85 00:05:53,358 --> 00:05:56,108 Well, Luke, I try not to think about your body hair. 86 00:05:56,192 --> 00:05:59,776 But if I am forced to, I guess I'd have to say... 87 00:05:59,858 --> 00:06:02,233 there's a lot of it. 88 00:06:02,317 --> 00:06:04,149 Well, then what's goin' on here? 89 00:06:05,608 --> 00:06:09,024 Uh, well, that's-that's weird. 90 00:06:09,108 --> 00:06:12,233 - What's weird? - Uh, Luke's arm. 91 00:06:13,358 --> 00:06:15,274 What about Luke's arm? 92 00:06:15,358 --> 00:06:16,483 What's up? 93 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,483 Holy fuck! 94 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:22,526 Oh God. 95 00:06:22,608 --> 00:06:24,233 Is this happening to you guys too? 96 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,692 - I can't tell, I shaved my arms. - Why? 97 00:06:26,776 --> 00:06:29,858 I'm a fucking prepube, so I've never had hair on my arms. 98 00:06:29,942 --> 00:06:32,149 Oh my God! Guys, look! 99 00:06:34,776 --> 00:06:36,567 Oh my God. 100 00:06:36,651 --> 00:06:39,233 - Oh my God, babe! - What the fuck is happening?! 101 00:06:39,317 --> 00:06:40,817 Uh... 102 00:06:43,317 --> 00:06:45,983 Guys! Look! 103 00:06:46,483 --> 00:06:49,192 - Oh! - Oh my God! 104 00:06:49,274 --> 00:06:51,733 Guys, it's... it's the fuckin' foam! 105 00:06:51,817 --> 00:06:55,067 Everybody, get up! Get on something! 106 00:06:59,274 --> 00:07:00,776 Luke, get on something! 107 00:07:00,858 --> 00:07:02,024 I'm on it! I'm on it! 108 00:07:02,108 --> 00:07:03,668 What the fuck kind of foam is this, Jack?! 109 00:07:03,692 --> 00:07:06,733 It's foam. It's just regular party foam. 110 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:10,274 It's eating my fucking hair! 111 00:07:11,608 --> 00:07:13,901 Dude, if this makes me bald, I swear to God! 112 00:07:13,983 --> 00:07:15,149 I'm sorry. 113 00:07:15,233 --> 00:07:16,567 All right, look, 114 00:07:16,651 --> 00:07:18,233 we just gotta get this stuff off of us. 115 00:07:18,317 --> 00:07:20,024 Yeah. Yeah. Good idea. Everyone strip. 116 00:07:21,901 --> 00:07:23,817 - What? - Fuck you, Luke! 117 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:26,024 Why are you always trying to get everybody naked? 118 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:28,776 Whoa, Morg. Look at your dress. 119 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,733 Oh... shit! 120 00:07:32,817 --> 00:07:36,776 Wait. Luke, we need shut the machine off, and we'll just wait for it to dissolve. 121 00:07:36,858 --> 00:07:38,483 I'm not putting my hand under that. 122 00:07:38,567 --> 00:07:41,442 Just put it... Just put it in a comforter or a sheet or something. 123 00:07:41,526 --> 00:07:44,983 - Jack. Where is the off switch? - Uh, uh... I-I don't know. 124 00:07:45,067 --> 00:07:46,401 Okay, dude, fuck the machine! 125 00:07:46,483 --> 00:07:47,877 We should just make a run for the door. 126 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:49,274 - Yes. - Are you kidding? 127 00:07:49,358 --> 00:07:51,067 I'm not getting anymore of this shit on me. 128 00:07:51,149 --> 00:07:52,401 Oh, we could call somebody. 129 00:07:52,483 --> 00:07:54,608 Luke, there's a telephone right there. 130 00:07:54,692 --> 00:07:56,401 Okay. 131 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,901 It's dead. It's fuckin' dead. 132 00:08:05,024 --> 00:08:08,108 Yeah, because the foam probably ate the cord. 133 00:08:08,192 --> 00:08:10,543 Just like it's gonna eat everything else in this fuckin' room 134 00:08:10,567 --> 00:08:12,901 if we don't shut that thing off! 135 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:14,901 She's right, dude. 136 00:08:15,483 --> 00:08:16,817 Yeah. Sorry, Luke, but... 137 00:08:16,901 --> 00:08:19,358 Fuck no! I'm not gonna... Shut up! All right! 138 00:08:19,442 --> 00:08:22,567 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Okay! Just... 139 00:08:22,651 --> 00:08:23,983 Fuck. 140 00:08:25,901 --> 00:08:28,483 Are you happy? Are you fuckin' happy? 141 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:31,233 You got me talking and touching some toxic shit! 142 00:08:31,317 --> 00:08:34,900 Okay, yeah. It's just because you were on that bed, man! 143 00:08:34,984 --> 00:08:36,317 - Okay. - Okay? 144 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,234 - Guys, look. - I got an idea. 145 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,149 Oh fuck, yeah. Yeah, put... Splash, splash me right here. 146 00:08:42,234 --> 00:08:45,900 - Um, Luke... - Splash me too. Splash me. 147 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,484 See a cord or anything? 148 00:08:48,274 --> 00:08:49,984 Luke?! 149 00:08:50,067 --> 00:08:51,567 Luke? 150 00:08:51,650 --> 00:08:53,274 Luke! 151 00:08:57,192 --> 00:08:58,859 Oh my God. Did he pass out? 152 00:08:58,942 --> 00:09:01,335 Well, maybe someone shouldn't have been force-feeding him Jaeger! 153 00:09:01,359 --> 00:09:02,775 You mean him force-feeding himself. 154 00:09:02,859 --> 00:09:04,484 All right! Fuck this, okay! 155 00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:06,942 Someone needs to shut the machine off. I'm gonna do it. 156 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,984 No, no, Just... Just wake him up first. 157 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:11,234 Yeah, I can splash him. 158 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:14,067 Morgan, what is on your face? 159 00:09:23,317 --> 00:09:25,734 Uh... 160 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,984 What the fuck is going on, Jack? 161 00:09:31,984 --> 00:09:34,817 I-I swear to God, I... I don't know. 162 00:09:35,317 --> 00:09:37,609 Luke? 163 00:09:38,317 --> 00:09:40,109 Are you okay? 164 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,484 Buddy? 165 00:09:59,234 --> 00:10:00,400 Luke! 166 00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:02,775 Well, no! Come on! Somebody's gotta help him! 167 00:10:02,859 --> 00:10:05,024 He probably just passed out again. 168 00:10:05,109 --> 00:10:06,525 No, no. I don't think so, Jenna. 169 00:10:06,609 --> 00:10:09,149 Well, we can't just leave him down there. Can we? 170 00:10:10,024 --> 00:10:11,484 Why did he have your face? 171 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:12,859 Jack... Shh! 172 00:10:13,274 --> 00:10:16,400 - Jesus! - Sorry. Your face was, uh... 173 00:10:17,274 --> 00:10:19,984 Hey, asshole, splash us too. I don't wanna turn into you. 174 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:22,109 - I'm not turning anyone into anything. - Jack... 175 00:10:22,192 --> 00:10:23,775 - This wasn't my fault. - Jack! 176 00:10:23,859 --> 00:10:25,609 Is there a window in the bathroom? 177 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,960 Oh, 'cause the door's been closed the whole time. 178 00:10:27,984 --> 00:10:30,609 I went in to take a piss when I got the room, but... 179 00:10:30,692 --> 00:10:32,359 I don't remember. 180 00:10:39,234 --> 00:10:40,567 Fuck, yeah, Morg! 181 00:10:43,525 --> 00:10:45,109 Hey, let me in! 182 00:10:45,192 --> 00:10:46,317 Morgan, hey! 183 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,317 I think you locked the door by accident. 184 00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:51,984 Hey, it's getting really high out here. 185 00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:54,567 Guys, what should we do? Guys?! 186 00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:58,525 Morgan, open the door! 187 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,734 Morgan! 188 00:11:00,817 --> 00:11:01,984 Don't leave me out here! 189 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,567 All right. 190 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,234 What the fuck! No, no. 191 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:13,317 Morgan, I gotta get in there. 192 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,984 Fuck, it's all over me. 193 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:17,400 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 194 00:11:20,734 --> 00:11:22,525 Is it not working? 195 00:11:26,484 --> 00:11:29,567 Are you... me? 196 00:11:44,609 --> 00:11:45,817 No. 197 00:11:47,109 --> 00:11:48,650 This can't be happening. 198 00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,317 This can't be happening. 199 00:11:52,942 --> 00:11:53,984 Hey. 200 00:12:01,317 --> 00:12:03,109 Stop. 201 00:12:10,775 --> 00:12:13,024 Morgan! Stop it! 202 00:12:13,109 --> 00:12:14,650 Oh God, Morg! 203 00:12:18,984 --> 00:12:20,859 I'm so sorry! 204 00:12:21,317 --> 00:12:22,859 No, please, just stop! 205 00:12:42,442 --> 00:12:43,650 Hunter? 206 00:12:45,192 --> 00:12:46,317 Jenna? 207 00:12:48,109 --> 00:12:49,274 Guys? 208 00:12:51,359 --> 00:12:52,484 Look. 209 00:12:53,775 --> 00:12:55,149 I know... 210 00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:56,484 I must have... 211 00:12:57,525 --> 00:12:59,734 I must have something to do with this. 212 00:13:00,817 --> 00:13:04,650 Obviously because of what's happening to you. 213 00:13:06,525 --> 00:13:10,024 But I need you to know... 214 00:13:11,692 --> 00:13:13,650 I don't know what it is. 215 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:17,024 And I would never hurt you. 216 00:13:18,359 --> 00:13:20,484 Okay? I love you guys. 217 00:13:24,149 --> 00:13:26,192 Come on. Luke? 218 00:13:28,525 --> 00:13:29,692 Hunter? 219 00:13:33,775 --> 00:13:35,192 Jenna? 220 00:13:53,775 --> 00:13:55,109 Guys? 221 00:13:58,442 --> 00:13:59,692 Morgan? 222 00:14:05,024 --> 00:14:06,692 Oh shit! 223 00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:16,149 Huh? 224 00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:17,775 Aah, aah. 225 00:14:17,859 --> 00:14:19,525 Huh? Aah! 226 00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,484 Let me go! 227 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,274 Never. 228 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,317 You killed my friends. 229 00:14:46,192 --> 00:14:48,817 Yes, we did. 230 00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:55,484 What do you want from me? 231 00:14:56,859 --> 00:15:00,484 More... friends! 232 00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:11,317 Huh? 233 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,109 No! 234 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,192 The fuck? 235 00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:43,317 Housekeeping. 236 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,234 Oh. Uh... 237 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:48,149 No, thank you! 238 00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:50,900 - Checking out today, sir? - Yeah. We are. 239 00:16:50,984 --> 00:16:53,067 Okay, I'll come back. 240 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,901 My whole life is a total misery.