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[Evilness comes and goes]
[With the mind]
[Bodhisattva or demon is on a flash of thought]
[Originally all is void]
I heard this from a storyteller,
but I still failed to figure it out.
A millennium passed.
I remained a goblin
I miss you.
Little bone.
Anti-devil Formation.
Zha Lingkong,
even the spirit of the humblest origin
will not lie down and feint death like you.
Your Grace,
I’m just a goblin
responsible for cleaning
and corresponding.
The battlefield bears no difference
with or without me,
except having another body.
Make sense.
Then I’ll make you that body.
Mercy, Your Grace!
By killing me,
you smear your hands
and lose a loyal and bold laborer.
So why not give me another chance,
and I will surely kill enemies with my life.
Fine.
I’ll give you another chance.
This is a warrant of devildom.
Go to the Skull Palace on the Careless Mountain,
and invite Ms. Bai here.
So we can jointly deal with Demon-free School.
I heard
that Ms. Bai is a witch among the goblin kings.
She kills both human beings
and she slaughters goblins.
If you don’t want to go,
you are of no use.
Have you seen a lighting stroke?
I won’t let you down.
I will bring Ms. Bai here.
I must convince Ms. Bai to come with me.
Ms. Bai,
this is the warrant from His Grace Xuan Tian.
Demon-free School acts rampantly recently.
They disrupt the order of the devildom.
Eating them
is your responsibility.
How about eating you first,
Little bone.
Who are you?
And why you come here?
Your honor,
I’m merely a nobody.
Even His Grace can’t handle them.
If I go,
I’m going toward death.
You’re entitled the evil duchess.
You have infinite energy.
All our monsters count on you.
You shouldn’t shirk your responsibility.
Since I had memory,
I look like this.
So how I become what I am?
My whole life is confined to this palace
But I always have the feeling that,
in this place,
there was another person.
There is no other person.
You have always been alone.
He is in here.
There’s something on my mind.
Without getting rid of it,
I won’t leave,
nor will I help you.
I’ll help you figure it out.
Name it.
Let me see if that’s true.
As for your story,
it dated back to a thousand years ago.
Stop. Stop running. Stop.
You are not only messed up with humans,
and you also play tricks on goblins.
You’re certainly the ignominy of our goblin world
and the indignation of both humans and goblins.
Today, I, Immortal Huang, will kill you for humans and goblins.
Who is the true weasel spirit?
I am.
I’m true.
I am.
I can prove myself.
The smell of my fart
spreads far enough.
Okay.
Let’s compete.
I can’t stand anymore.
So stinky.
Whatever,
beat them both.
Hold on,
I, I’ll give another shot.
You can surely identify me.
Kill him.
How can you not able to recognize my fart?
Why should we?
Beat him!
Stop!
Goblins,
you are merely the stepping-stone
on my way to become an immortal.
Who are you?
A man who will become an immortal.
Who is the immortal?
Why do you want to become his man?
Is the immortal a woman?
Or,
do you like man?
Who?
Show up!
You like men!
What is this?
Congrats, you become a spirit!
Congrats, you return to your original state.
Congrats, you just disappeared.
Give me your clothes!
You are so capable.
Remember,
your clothes is real
but your trousers are not.
Got it.
What’s your name?
I, I have no name.
How about Little Bone?
Little Bone?
I like it.
What’s your name?
Zha Lingkong.
You give me a name
and help me become a spirit.
From now on,
I’ll follow you.
Stop kidding.
I’m destined to become the evil king.
It’s inconvenient to have a woman as my company.
All right, all right.
I pity you
so you can follow me for several days.
At the same time,
I can teach you some tricks to survive in the goblin and human world.
Then we’ll part.
Fine.
I’m hungry.
So,
how long have you starved?
Several millennia.
So yummy.
You probably die of starvation.
So,
are you full?
Yes.
Waiter!
Sir.
Here you are.
Keep the change.
You are so generous, sir.
Let’s go.
See you, sir.
With such a low trick,
you want to fool around in the human world?
Sir,
I don’t get it.
Sir,
where’s my money?
You.
why do you turn my money into stones?
Sir,
it’s just a joke.
I don’t harm anyone.
All the goblins I catch
must die.
You win.
Sir,
I’m not a goblin.
You let go of such a small goblin.
You go left and I go right.
Let’s run separately,
then we have half the chance to survive.
It’s fate if one get caught.
We shouldn’t try to save each other.
Come on.
Run.
Move.
Gentleman, what’s up?
You hurt me.
Fine.
You beat me.
Don’t blame me for not informing you.
Once I make a move
in the surroundings,
in swaths of land,
in large swaths of land,
no grass will grow,
and all living creatures will wither
and all people will suffer
without interest in anything.
You
should think it twice.
You make me do this.
Wait.
Sir, please show mercy.
Despicable.
He’s a bad guy.
Will he suddenly wake up?
Should I knock him out?
What if I have no edge?
Whatever.
I should first find the mirror
which takes Zhazha in.
Here it is.
How bold you are!
Stop looking at me!
Why should I look at a female goblin?
Let go of Zhazha!
As you bite the hook,
you can die with him.
Why are you caught with no clothes on?
Can’t you be invisible in this state?
Not very skilled.
Sometimes can and sometimes cannot.
I can finally wear female clothes
but it is a little bit plain.
You are fastidious?
I told you to run.
Where were you caught?
In the bad guy’s room.
Are you a fool?
We’ve agreed
neither of us tries to save the other one.
Let me be the unfortunate.
Being goblins,
we should keep in mind
that humans can kill us
and goblins can kill us, too.
So we goblins should act for ourselves.
So why do you save me?
I…
Run. Run.
Run.
Sir, please show mercy.
You save me,
and I’ll save you.
I’ve been a goblin for over a hundred years,
but you only for a day.
I’m afraid
that you die without having fun.
If you’re unhappy,
it’s boring even living a million years of goblin life.
But if you’re happy,
one day is enough.
Have you had any unfinished desire?
It would certainly be becoming the evil king.
Why?
My fate.
I always feel called to be one.
And you?
What’s your desire?
Marriage.
How about we two get married?
Good idea.
I merely say it.
Me, too.
That’s the deal.
Me,
Zha Lingkong.
Me,
Little bone.
We are getting married today.
Although we weren’t born in the same day,
we’re gonna die in the same day.
The first kowtow is for the heaven and earth.
The second for the parents.
The third for each other.
Honey.
Darling.
Let’s get started.
Start to do what?
Or, it’ll be too late.
Why there’re so many people?
Are we saved?
Run. Run.
You go after Elder Wu.
Master Su,
you killed Envoy Golden Toad.
Not me.
He comes and kills himself.
Brother!
Run.
Brother!
I’ll try to flee.
You should have done so long before.
Golden Shield!
I told you he hit the sword.
It was an accident.
If you want to live, come with me.
After you.
I’ll explain it to you next time.
Lucky to run fast.
Thank you for saving our lives.
No big deal.
I’ve experienced in the goblin world for so many years.
It’s just a piece of cake.
Elder Wu,
I’ve heard of you long before.
By seeing you today,
I know you’re indeed good at running away.
You’re impolite.
I’m a mentor
who specifically teaches goblins how to become an immortal.
But I don’t want to become one.
I’m afraid it’s not up to you now.
Why?
You killed Envoy Golden Toad just now.
The entire Demon-free School will hunt you down.
You have to become stronger,
or you will be killed.
This is the law of survival.
How can we become demons as soon as possible?
I want one copy of it.
20,000RMB.
I only take real money.
So expensive.
What are you writing?
Me…I’m… Give it to me.
Two little goblins want to buy the Manual from Wu Qianduo,
but they are poor.
They can’t afford it.
I have a bad memory,
so it’s better for me to write anything down.
So expensive.
I don’t believe you can afford one.
But I do afford it.
Give me one.
Cool.
How about you?
We have no money.
If so,
this Manual is yours.
See you.
My friend,
may I know your name?
I’m Ji Yihao.
I’m Zha Lingkong.
I’m Little Bone.
Nice meeting you.
As for me,
I’m a brocarded carp monster.
As long as I leave water,
even for one second,
I
will lose my memory.
So,
if I forget about you in the future,
you shouldn’t blame me.
I can remember it for you.
Thanks to your Golden Shield,
we can get here.
To pay it back,
from now on,
we’re gonna live here.
You said you will pay me back only means
that you’ll sleep with me?
What the hell!
In your dreams!
Zhazha,
we just got married
and you’ll sleep with other people.
Are you regretful?
Ji Yihao has the Manual.
He can use Golden Shield.
And he can be our pet.
As is known to all,
one man is a mouse,
three men make up a tiger.
Ji Yihao,
let’s become immortals together!
Cool.
I’m tired.
Me, too.
Do you regret it?
What are you doing?
I told you I have a poor memory,
so I need to write everything down.
At this night,
whatever happens in this room,
you just let it go.
Don’t peek.
Is there anything dirty?
Out!
Out.
Little Bone, I like you.
Zhazha, I like you too.
Oh my god!
Why are you regretting again?
Ji Yihao,
what’ s wrong with you?
The water here is unclean.
If I drink too much,
my head will return to a fish.
I really want to stew you
so that I can nourish myself.
What martial art do you practice last night?
Why do you have dark circles?
Will you continue tonight?
I feel like you two are soon to be immortals.
Shut up!
Another word and I’ll break your fish tank.
Zhazha,
when I have stronger energy,
I will surely take control of my body.
Stay assured.
Little Bone.
I made a decision.
In the very day of me becoming an immortal,
we’ll become a real couple.
Give it to me.
The first chapter of The Secrets of Immortals,
offering sacrifices to ancestors
with boys being the offering.
So cruel.
You forget what you said before?
No.
For being a real couple.
For being an immortal!
Not this.
Not that.
What kind of kid
do you want?
We shouldn’t kill innocent people.
It should be a kid who wants to die.
Now, I want to die, too.
Oops,
I want to shit now.
Just hold on until we get home.
The fish just has to go.
Do we have to wait for Ji Yihao?
Or?
Or we can go to the downtown.
Demon-free School.
What about Ji Yihao?
There is no time for us waiting for him.
Run.
Hurry up.
Ah, I feel good now.
Where am I?
Who am I?
I’m starved.
Who are you?
Your Lords,
I’m just a goblin.
Why all your lords are bothered to hunt me down?
You killed my brother.
It’s an accident.
Look, you guys kill people every day,
and when one of you men is killed by mistake,
you are just furious
Run. Little Bone.
Zhazha,
Zhazha.
Zhazha, what happened?
Zhazha,
are you ok?
Are you ok?
Why am I here again?
Goblin Zha Lingkong.
Your Grace.
Goblin Little Bone.
Your Grace.
You must be very happy to have such a beautiful girlfriend.
Not at all.
She is bad tempered.
Then I will kill the bad tempered bitch
for your good.
She is just ignorant.
Let her go.
I am willing to sacrifice my life if you can let her go.
Your life is worthless.
Zhazha,
Help!
Let her go.
Only the most powerful goblin
can protect
the things he obtained after going through all kinds of hardships.
Little Bone.
That’s funny.
Zha Lingkong,
your energy
is not as strong as your girl’s.
Zhazha,
where are we going?
Home.
Thanks for saving me again.
Zhazha,
your arms are bleeding.
I’m fine.
We get home.
Zhazha.
Zhazha, Zhazha.
Wake up.
My arms hurt.
Were you out of your mind?
Your arms were hurt so badly, and you still carried me home.
We have to run away.
It really hurts. Ouch.
You such an idiot. You asked for it.
I just took the fresh bone from graves.
Eat it while it’s hot.
What?
I’ve never practised cannibalism before.
I can’t do this.
Fine.
I will prepare pork-bone soup for you.
How about this?
It smells good.
Hey, it is boiling hot.
Why this Manual is here?
I borrowed it from Ji Yihao.
Can’t believe we got separated from him.
Right now,
numerous goblins must be keeping killing people.
Everyone is unwilling to lag behind.
And I,
I got a girl who made bone soup for me
and dragged me down.
I would not drag you down.
I can be the one who lends you a hand.
Lying like this,
I will finally become a Goblin Spider.
Help.
Little Bone,
anyone hurts you?
I just want to kill a rooster and make barbecue for you.
But this rooster is not willing to be killed
and even pecked me.
You are a shame to our Devildom.
Baby rooster.
Come here!
Do not run.
Stay still.
Help.
Who is coming?
What happened this time?
I thought you were doing barbecue but why this place is on fire?
I just wish
you can have barbecues and drink blood together.
How silly I am.
Silly people have their own luck.
His Grace is horrible!
Zhazha were hurt so badly.
It seems like
he needs blood from a man with stronger power.
It’s ok.
Actually, he is not as evil as I thought.
Su,
have a seat.
What do you want me for?
Look, you are hunting goblins day and night.
I need to treat you a meal.
Are you looking down on me?
Qin,
I thought
you have important things to discuss with me.
Treat you a meal is the most important thing.
Qin,
I just heard that brocarded carp monster was caught.
I should go
if you don’t need anything else.
Drink the wine.
Have some rice.
Anything else?
Have some dishes, please.
Anything else?
Su,
you must be starved these days.
Take care.
Someone saw Little Bone and Zha Lingkong
at West Mountain.
He can’t see me.
My power gets stronger.
Show me the way.
I’m exhausted.
Why they run so fast?
These two goblins can both create illusions and make themselves invisible
Be careful.
What’s the problem?
The wine is poisoned.
Su Mo,
it’s surprising that you still have strength.
Qin Yu,
why did you poison me?
There can be a lot of Envoy Silver Toads,
but there can only be
one Envoy Golden Toad.
My brother was also killed by you?
Isn’t it too late to find out?
Except hunting goblins,
you know nothing
about the world.
Knowing how to kill you is enough.
Stop.
Once Su Mo use his power
The Seven-star Poison will spread through his body
and he will be dead within three hours.
Zhazha,
what are you going to do?
Kill him.
I am going to be the Demon King.
Now we have a
Envoy Silver Toad from Demon-free School hidden in our house.
What would other
demons say when they get to know this.
Zhazha,
we have used his blood to heal your wound.
Zhazha,
we should be grateful.
Fine.
Just wait
him killing us when he gets better.
Hi.
Don’t assume that you save my life
and I would be grateful.
I am not doing things to
ask for gratefulness.
Take the medicine.
Little bone is giving the medicine to Su Mo
spoon by spoon.
I have to kill him when the time is right.
Because of you,
my arms are like this.
Because of you,
Little Bone is now giving me the cold shoulder.
If you were in my shoes,
Should I kill you now?
Yes
Can you open your eyes and talk?
You are scarier than demons now.
We didn’t kill your brother.
I found out yesterday.
Shouldn’t you feel guilty about misunderstanding us?
I need to take revenge for my brother.
I can’t die
It’s Seven-star Poison.
Thankfully I know how to make the antidotes.
I made antidotes for you. What have you done for me?
You used my blood, right?
So shall I say “thank you” to you?
That’s ok.
I will do you a favor.
What?
I probably know where that brocarded carp monster is imprisoned.
When I feel better,
I can help you get him out.
No way.
Really?
Thank you, Su Mo.
Did you just smile at Little Bone?
Pinkie Promise!
For what?
You must promise you will help us find Ji Yihao.
Do not lie to us.
With me.
Why not?
Come on.
He looks like a fish.
Actually,
he is a brocarded carp monster.
And
he
is one of the demons that
killed our Envoy Golden Toad.
I’m scared.
Don't be scared, I am right here.
You have no right to say this.
Ji Yihao!
We have to get him out of there.
Go.
Lord Qin.
Who is that guy?
Who told you to execute him in front of the public?
You asked me to .
He helped murder the Envoy Golden Toad.
He cannot be killed
until we interrogate him and get information of his associates.
We have interrogated him.
He said he knew nothing.
He even doesn’t know who he is.
And you trust him?
Are you an idiot?
Yes. No, no, no.
We have to interrogate him even if he said he didn’t know.
Interrogating!
You, take him away.
Yes, my Lord.
Stop.
Lord Qin?
There are two Lords Qin?
What’s going on?
I know you are coming to save this brocarded carp monster today.
This is a great chance
to catch you all.
I’m
Qin Yu.
How dare you.
Stop struggling.
Stop.
Now who is this guy?
Three persons?
I am Qin Yu, Envoy Silver Toad.
You fakers, get out of here!
They are going to start a fight. Run.
Goblins,
let people see what you truly are.
Who the hell
are you?
Su Mo.
Who are you?
I’m Zhazha.
I’m Little Bone.
Do I know you?
Your name is Ji Yihao.
We are your friends.
You have such a bad memory that
must have forgotten us.
Then why do you call me Ji Yihao?
Little Bone, let’s stew him.
It’s ok, Ji Yihao.
I can help you refresh your memory.
You can also look at your scales,
which record your life
and the memory of us together.
What does it say?
No way. Are we gonna teach him to read?
Though Zhazha and Little Bone are married,
they haven’t been into bridal chamber.
Go set fire to stew him!
You just said I’m your friend,
why do you want to eat me?
Quite! Someone is out there.
You are Zha Lingkong and Little Bone
who killed Envoy Golden Toad,right?
What’s it to you?
You killed Qin Yu and
rescued Ji Yihao
today in Huanglong Town.
It seems that you really have something.
My power has increased a lot.
Who are you?
My name is Jia Lan. I’m here for you.
There must be a reason.
Don’t you want to be immortals? I have a way.
Dare you two get closer?
Of course.
Shameless!
You even believe
the Manual written by that liar?
Give it back to me!
Right now!
Why did you let a female goblin live here?
It’s to discuss plans with her.
You can go out.
I don’t like her living here.
If I go out with her alone, you’ll also worry about me.
Forget about it.
Home is better.
What are you doing?
This knife is for you.
You made it?
How could you become an immortal
without a handy weapon?
Bone and Zha?
I named it.
I wanted to carve
‘Little Bone loves Zhazha and Zhazha loves Little Bone
for lifetime
and ever,
but the handle is only long enough
for three characters.
I mean,
maybe this name
isn’t suitable for a weapon.
As a weapon of mine, it should be called
Immortal Zha Lingkong with Green Eyes
or Lord Zha Lingkong with one arm.
Well, I’m just kidding.
It’s OK. It’s OK.
I find that my power
is gradually increasing.
I’m really a natural immortal!
I think you must be a great immortal.
As my husband,
you will kill many goblins everyday,
but you have to come back home and drink soup,
tell me stories, hold bags for me,
and see plays with me.
The evil you described
has never been in ten thousand years before
and never will be in ten thousand years in the future.
Think it over.
I kill goblins in day time
in bloody robes
with red eyes and messy hair.
When he returns and says:”baby, I’m home.
Wow, the soup is still hot. I’ll drink it.”
Don’t you think it’s a little bit powerless?
You’re the fool who likes soup
in the two thousand years.
I’m an immortal!
Stop it.
It’s time to see the Grand Elder.
So,
I get to be this
because I ate the Grand Elder?
Grand Elder isn’t that simple to be eaten.
Didn’t the bodyguard be driven off by Grand Elder?
In our life,
we do things that we never regret,
and things we regret.
Zhazha hopes that Little Bone and he shall never
know Grand Elder.
Ji Yihao. Ji Yihao.
Ji Yihao.
Who are you?
I’m Little Bone, your best friend.
Why didn’t I remember you?
You have a bad memory.
So long as you don’t drink water,
you will forget everything.
Then why do you
call me Ji Yihao?
It’s OK. I can help you recall your memory.
You’re so sweet.
I want to get some sleep.
How about telling me after I wake up?
Ji Yihao.
Ji Yihao. Stay with me.
Ji Yihao.
Ji Yihao. Wake up.
I help you refresh
your memory now.
The 3rd of the third lunar month.
Many people from Demon-free School came to the conference.
Wu Qianduo, I
and other two goblins escaped.
They wanted to buy the Manual from Wu Qianduo,
but they can’t afford it
because they don’t have a penny.
I bought one
and became friends with them.
They called Little Bone and
Zhazha.
We’ll become immortals together.
It’s a deal.
I’m sorry, Ji Yihao.
Wake up.
It’s raining.
You can remember everything now.
Ji Yihao, we won’t become immortals. OK?
We’re just little goblins.
Zhazha,
the bodyguard was driven off by the Grand Elder.
We can do it.
We won’t go until I bury Ji Yihao.
Hurry.
Don’t waste
such a good opportunity.
Zhazha and I won’t go.
If we don’t,
other goblins will take Grand Elder away.
If it hadn’t been for you,
Ji Yihao would not have been killed by the bodyguard.
This is the price you have to pay
to become an immortal.
I don’t want to be an immortal!
I don’t!
What are you talking about?
Ji Yihao will die in vain
if we don’t get the Grand Elder.
Zhazha,
don’t go please.
Let’s go home
and be little goblins
without any troubles.
We will live for millions of years if we live a good life.
Go ahead.
You’ll regret.
Little Bone,
give me your hand.
What’s this?
A whistle.
You give me the knife,
so I give you this.
It’s just a whistle.
No need to cry.
Do you carve characters on it?
Characters? What characters?
Our names.
It’s too small for that.
Does it have any story?
What story?
It’s of no importance without story.
You could lie to me. You could say that
this whistle is picked
from the cliff.
It takes ten million years
to bear one whistle.
And you spare no pains
for me
to get it after fighting with eagles and tigers.
It’s too sentimental.
I bought it from some vendor.
Story!
Alright.
I’m telling you
this whistle penetrates my whole body
and the world, which could transmit sound through thousands of miles.
Wherever you blow it,
I will appear in front of you immediately.
Does it work?
Yes!
Again!
Does it work?
Yes!
Master Su is here!
Master Su!
Congratulate Master Su on your promotion of becoming Envoy Golden Toad.
Come on. Stop fawning on.
What’s the matter?
These little goblins
conducted a sneak attack on the Grand Elder,
but
they all got killed by Grand Elder’s bodyguard.
Grand Elder?
Yes.
It’s said that all goblins
are courageous enough to eat Grand Elder,
but they end up
being killed by three bodyguards of the Grand Elder.
Yeah.
Master Su,
we found the brocarded carp monster
who was taken away on Baihu Mountain.
Only him?
Yes.
But he was dead and buried.
I have sent someone
to dig him out.
Dig him out for what?
Beat his corpse.
What are you doing?
Don’t you see? I’m beating the tree.
I only see your unwillingness.
Didn’t you get the Grand Elder?
Why do you look for me
since you ate Grand Elder?
I was late.
Other goblins did it before me.
But it’s lucky that I was late.
The bodyguard returned
and killed many goblins.
Therefore, we shouldn’t have
gone there.
Why do you want to be an immortal?
I don’t want to tell you.
I was the princess of Peacock Palace.
My entire tribe was killed by His Grace, Xuan Tian,
because we failed to yield to his order.
When I succeed,
I will destroy his palace and kill him.
I heard that you escaped from there.
Don’t you want to kill him?
I have another method
to enhance your power quickly.
What’s that?
Zhazha!
Where have you been?
Little Bone?
It takes me a while to find you.
Let me go!
What?
Let me go!
Let you go?
You killed Su He and Qin Yu.
Now you are the goblin with highest bounty.
I won’t let you go anywhere.
What?
Get angry?
Then beat me!
Come on!
You can even beat me with you bounded up?
You...
You’re really fast.
Master Su.
This Little Bone
has great energy.
I worked so hard
to catch her.
Su Mo! It’s you that want to catch me?
Yes.
Master Su,
this little monster
has committed serious crimes.
I think
we should kill her right now.
Do what you say.
OK.
Why did you kill me?
Because you deserve it.
It’s OK.
Thank you.
Don’t be afraid.
I’m here.
They are not your subordinates?
I could kill anyone
for you.
For me?
Little Bone,
I have been thinking about you everyday
since we separated.
I thought I was crazy at first,
but now I figure out my feelings.
Be my girlfriend,
I’ll give you everything you like in the world.
What are you talking about?
I’m married.
He doesn’t deserve you.
He is just a man talking big
without any ability.
How dare you say that?
Zhazha likes to talk big and
show off and
pretends that he doesn’t care about anything,
but I know
he cares about me.
He takes me to escape and
accompanies me to hang out,
to cry, to laugh,
and stays with me.
I know he doesn’t like soup,
but he always drinks the soup
I made.
I can also do these
for you.
But I
don’t like you.
What if I force you to marry me?
I’ll never be with you.
You are human.
I’m a goblin.
I’ll kill every monster in the world
except you.
Zhazha,
where are you?
Zhazha.
Little Bone.
Where are you?
Why didn’t you tell me?
It’s too dangerous for you to come here.
Let’s go home.
How come she is here?
I’m here to kill,
not to cry like you.
Zhazha, are you gonna kill?
This is the water that could cause plague.
You have to do it tonight
if you want to be an immortal.
I’ll help you.
Figure it out?
Little Bone!
Zhazha,
promise me that
you won’t kill innocent people.
Little Bone!
Common poison can’t poison goblins,
but the water of plague is so deleterious
that Little Bone can only survive three days.
Three days?
Are there any other methods to save her?
Yes,
but it’s hopeless.
I’d like to exchange my life
for the antidote.
I’m afraid that even your life cannot exchange for it.
There are all kinds of antidotes
in the palace of His Grace.
I’ll find it.
Jia Lan,
you even collude with Demon-free School
to kill me.
Don’t misunderstand.
I catch her to show the way for me.
It seems that you have no chance to kill me.
You both will go to the hell,
suffering the pain of burning
and never excuse from death.
It’s your turn.
I’ll kill every goblin in the world.
I see it in your eyes.
You even kill yourself?
You are such a small goblin.
You don’t deserve her!
Don’t!
No wonder you are a devil classics in the Library of Devil.
Though you become a goblin and escape the palace,
you can come back to save your master
in critical moments.
Master,
I overrated myself
and play in the mortal world.
I was wrong.
What do you want?
As long as you can save Little Bone,
I’d like to be your slave for a thousand years.
You come back?
Yeah, I’m home.
Zhazha, we could grow some vegetables and
raise livestock,
so we don’t have to steal them down the hill.
It’s of no use now.
Why?
You don’t have to cook from now on.
Are we gonna eat outside?
The soup in the restaurants is not as good as what I cook.
I’m leaving.
Where are we going?
Little Bone,
why can’t you understand?
It’s great to be with you.
But this is not what I want.
You think it’s good for me to stay here.
But it’s not.
I can’t be with you
under this peach tree
for my entire life.
You make me lazy
and mediocre.
But we are just little goblins.
You are!
Zhazha!
I’m the goblin who will become an immortal.
What’s great about that?
We are married.
I’m your wife.
We’ll live for millions of years
so long as we are together.
You want this,
but not me.
If you really want to be the evil king,
please take me with you.
You are so weak
that will only drag me down.
I could make soup for you.
You don’t have to come back to see me everyday.
When you become the evil king,
I’ll be the woman behind you.
I don’t need any woman.
Please.
Stop crying.
It’s time to leave.
Here you are.
Zhazha...
Come back...
Please...
Then,
does he become an immortal?
Then...
Then he died.
How come I feel a little sad?
There is no need to be sad.
He is just scum.
I can’t remember
that goblin called Zhazha.
The difficulty in your heart
is just some troubles brought by
a little goblin.
This is the story I know.
All you troubles
are because of his leaving,
which is actually a good thing for you.
So
we have to cope with the Demon-free School.
I hope that you will cheer up.
I can only
remember that
someone left.
I had stood under the peach tree for a thousand years.
When the tree died,
I opened my eyes
and shed red tears.
Somehow,
I said some unknown spell
and turned into Ms. Bai
from Little Bone.
But I paid my price.
The price
is to forget that scum.
No!
The price is to forget
the last thing you want to forget.
I’m not sure
whether the man you talked about
is my thought.
I had burned that yard.
How come my thought become more intensive
after hearing your story?
Because the fire isn’t thorough enough.
These are things that I brought out from the fire.
I don’t know the story behind them.
I just think it’s a pity to burn them,
so I keep them.
Can we burn them all?
Of course.
Children will be offered
to worship ancestors?
How cruel it is!
This knife is for you.
You made it?
How could you become the evil king
without a handy weapon?
I’m an immortal!
Do you remember this whistle?
No.
Burn it.
Do you carve characters on it?
Characters? What characters?
Our names.
It’s too small for that.
Ms. Bai,
you don’t have to fight with Demon-free School.
I’ll explain to His Grace myself.
Keep it.
Little goblins will live for millions of years
if they live a good life together.
Yah!
Yah! Yah!
Ms. Bai could handle
them.
I’ll only mess it up.
Ms. Bai,
you have committed serious crimes
and eaten numerous people
for thousands of years.
You even seduced the Envoy Golden Toad to become a demon,
which makes Demon-free School be mocked by others.
Today,
we will kill you
for the people!
It’s so rude.
I didn’t do anything
you said.
Since you come here without invitation,
then you should die here.
Ms. Bai,
I’ll die with you today!
This whistle penetrates my whole body
and the world.
Wherever you blow it,
I’ll appear in front of you immediately.
Little Bone!
I’m back.
Why do you come back?
Didn’t you say that
Zhazha will come back
wherever I blow it?
I’m Zhazha.
I’m the little goblin who left you.
I’m back.
Didn’t you say that Zhazha was dead?
No, I’m not.
I thought you could be
a little goblin free from any troubles
without me.
Why don’t I remember what you said?
You said that
we are just little goblins
without troubles.
It’s just us
living for millions of years.
Blow the whistle!
Hurry!
I’m really back.
We’ll find a small yard
where
we could grow a peach tree.
I’ll drink the soup you stew.
We’ll just be little goblins,
won’t we?
I don’t expect that my plan goes so smoothly.
Zha Lingkong,
you did a great job.
She will be the sacrifice of all goblins
and part of mine.
You promised me that
you won’t hurt her!
Why did you do this?
How could a little goblin
save another little goblin?
Yes.
How could a little goblin
save another little goblin?
Little Bone said that
if being a goblin is not happy,
then one will be unhappy for millions of years.
But if a goblin is happy, living for one day is enough.