[chiptune music playing]
[indistinct chatter]
Hey, kiddos! How is everybody?
This is everybody, right?
Uh, you all remember Inspector Seven from Hinobi corporate?
Do you have some kind of special glitch mission for us?
This Glitch Tech branch is being booted offline
while your server is down for maintenance.
What's wrong with our server?
[laughing] Well, it's nothing to be alarmed about.
[alarm blaring]
-[alarm continues] -I, um... excuse me.
Uh, where are our tech gauntlets?
Safely plugged into the main computer
where I can access your personal data storage.
[Nix] Why do you need our gauntlet data?
Ooh, you're all going to play a little game called "Find the Glitch."
All right, open the envelopes in front of you and peek at the card inside.
Only one card has been secretly marked "glitch."
I get it. We need to guess who has the glitch card, right?
Ah, spoken like a true glitch.
[Seven] Ooh, well, the dials in front of you can be used to direct your suspicion.
-When the votes are unanimous... -Huh?
[Seven] ...the suspect must show their card.
[chuckling] Isn't that fun?
[stammering] I didn't even open my envelope yet!
[buzzing]
Yeah, but you're making that face you make whenever you get creeped.
Remember our last case together?
Don't get creeped, Bergy. We can recharge at HQ after the mission.
I am not creeped.
I am simply experiencing a small peak in anxiety.
[Miko] Who was recording that?
Each Tech's gauntlet is equipped with a 360-degree AR recorder
that can recall footage from anything you've experienced.
So you guys have actual footage of every glitch we've ever gone up against?
We certainly do!
[dramatic music playing]
Zahra, Nix, with me!
Take it down!
-Let's party! -[super intense music playing]
[growling]
[all] Whoo-hoo!
[screeching]
[laughing]
[heavy metal riff playing]
-Wow, nice music choice, BITT. -Thank you.
Once the glitch is found, this door will be open and you may leave.
Have fun!
[BITT] Please begin your investigation!
All right, so who pulled the glitch card?
I don't think that's how it works, Zahra.
[laughing] How does it work now, glitch?
Trying to deflect suspicion, Zahra?
He who detects it, deflects it.
Guys, we have a magic video player!
We can see anything!
Like all those embarrassing noises Five makes...
-[BITT] You sure can! -Uh...
[chuckles nervously]
-Whoa! -Oh, nerds.
-[laughs] -[groans]
-Oh... -Uh...
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
[laughing] Wa-cha!
[giggling]
Mwa-ha-ha...
Huh? Wha... Huh?
[Five] Hey, come on! Miko says a lot of weird stuff, too.
[BITT] She sure does!
O-M-squee!
What the Gorf?
Master of all chiefs!
Oh, shmup.
-Jinkies! -Deal, baby seal!
Foul thing, I banish thee!
A-ha!
Whoa!
-Ha? -Boom! Whaa!
[Mitch] Who wants to see that?
[Miko] Fine. Show me clips of Mitch Williams being crazy awesome...
[Mitch] That's more like it.
[Miko] ...but add fart sounds!
[Mitch] What?
[loud farting]
[exaggerated farting]
[short squishy farting]
[pants-rippingly loud farting]
[quick-fire farts ripping]
[fart montage continues]
[epic fart explosion rippling]
[all laughing]
Haneesh isn't laughing! [in sing-song] Glitch!
So, I don't find farts funny. That doesn't make me the...
[chuckles lightly] Yeah, okay, okay. I got the glitch card!
Farts are always funny.
Game over, BITT! Open the door.
I'm sorry, but the door cannot be opened until the glitch is found.
You're glitching, plasma-face!
-[alarm blaring] -Okay, what is that alarm?
I think it's the glitch detection system.
They did say the server was down.
What if "Find the Glitch" isn't a game after all?
But that would mean one of us was actually a...
[man] Who knows what really happens when a video game starts to glitch?
♪ Here come the Glitch Techs They know what to do ♪
♪ They got the tech They got the moves ♪
♪ Glitch Techs They're the wrecking crew ♪
♪ They'll solve the problem ♪
♪ Glitch Techs When a glitch is loose ♪
♪ They'll wipe them out Old school or new ♪
♪ Glitch Techs Always coming through ♪
♪ To solve the problem ♪
♪ Glitch Techs Whoa-oh! ♪
♪ Glitch Techs! ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
[alarm continues]
Hold on. One of us may be an actual glitch?
Nobody in this room is a glitch.
I mean, what are the odds of a glitch getting loose
in headquarters to begin with?
[Seven] This store did suffer a recent glitch attack
during a public gaming event.
[clanking]
[Miko] Look out!
[automated voice] Glitch corruption has reached critical levels.
You think?
I mean, this week?
Yeah, if one of us was a glitch, we could detect them with our gauntlets.
Uh, yeah, but you know, our gauntlets don't always work the way we want them to.
[monitor chimes]
Why won't our emitters have any effect?
My emitter isn't having any effect.
Our emitters don't have any effect.
[automated voice] Hardware is incompatible.
But our gauntlets don't get much signal out here.
My scanner lost the signal.
[breaking up] I'm losing your signal.
The gauntlet signal's weak.
Ugh! Nothing's working.
[Miko groaning]
[Haneesh] Wow. Uh, maybe we should have gotten
an extended warranty on those things.
But how can one of us be a glitch?
Uh, you've got a straight-up processor between your ears, my dude.
Five knows all about that.
An ultrarare glitch nested in his buddy's brain this summer.
Didn't it, Five?
[screaming]
Oh, nerds!
[yelps] Casino!
[bystander] Whoa!
[Casino] Whoa! I'm okay!
-What? -[Five] Uh, well...
I don't know how to tell you this, but...
Is there something on my face?
[Mitch] And every Tech knows that whoever gets too close to a possessor glitch
can become possessed themselves.
Smash it... up.
Ooh! You know it, buddy! Whoo-hoo!
[Five scoffs] Look, if you wanna show clips,
have BITT show everyone the time that copycat glitch made a copy of you!
[Miko] Yeah! How do we know other Mitchy clones aren't sneaking around?
[all] Yeah!
Mitch Techs, Glitch Techs. I am the Mitch you remember!
Clones are just backups restored from the memories of the original hosts!
Nice try, but that copycat glitch made clones of everyone, remember?
Come on, Five.
[Bergy] I wish I was my clone.
Not to brag, but he was so good at dancing.
-You've been quiet, Nix. -So?
I wonder what suspicious clips of you BITT could show us.
All eyes on you, champ.
[Haneesh scoffs] "All eyes on you," huh?
Hmm, weird taste in furniture.
[Haneesh] I mean, who says "Weird taste in furniture?"
Hey, I, uh, think you mean my sub?
[Haneesh] Oh, so it's your sub?
Saved our skins back there, rooks. Thanks.
[Haneesh] See? What was that? I'm sorry. This investigation is going nowhere.
[Nix] Yeah. Nice try, man.
Hey, what if the glitch is someone on senior staff, like Phil?
[Zahra] Phil isn't even in this room, you guys.
Besides, if we're nominating glitches, I'm still gonna cast my vote for Haneesh.
[Haneesh] What? BITT, show me one time I've ever done anything glitchy...
[BITT] Now loading!
'Sup, Five. 'Sup, Miko. Watch out. I'm gonna flash ya!
Ha! I'm just kittens.
[Haneesh] That doesn't count! I was kittens!
If anyone's hiding something, it's Zahra.
[Zahra] What could I possibly have to hide?
[BITT] Now loading!
Speaking of Five...
Are you and he, like, partners, or are you, like, "partners" partners?
[Five] What's up, partner?
Oh! Hey, yeah, what's up?
Um, I can't stay to talk. I left my car in my wallet.
"Car in your wallet"?
Ugh! What is your glitch, Zahra? Just go and talk to the dude.
[Zahra] Okay, I really do not like this game.
[Bergy] Hey, what if I was the glitch, you guys?
[all] No way! No way!
[Bergy] But think about it. I can never be caught off guard...
-[Bergy] Hey, Five! -[Five] Ahh!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Bergy. I didn't mean to do that.
Do what?
[Bergy] I've got glitch-like reflexes...
I got your back, buddy!
[grunting and yelling]
[Bergy] And I'm fearsome in battle...
Hey, Miko, wanna play sorcery cards with me?
But I've gotta warn ya, I've built a pretty mean swamp deck. [chuckles]
[Bergy] Okay, so maybe Nix is the glitch.
-[Nix] Come on! -[Miko] Forget about the glitch.
I wanna see BITT take clips from our lives
and edit them into, like, a television sitcom opening!
[melodramatic music playing]
♪ Sometimes life is topsy-turvy And ya need a friend ♪
♪ We'll be there, no need to worry ♪
♪ And we'll win in the end! ♪
♪ We're Glitch Techs Breakin' the rules ♪
♪ We're Glitch Techs ♪
♪ Wreckin' the fools ♪
♪ When things get glitchy ♪
♪ We'll come through ♪
♪ 'Cause takin down glitches Is what we do ♪
♪ We're Glitch Techs! ♪
[man vocalizing]
[all laugh]
[Nix] Hey, uh, I work here, too, you know!
♪ Oh, yeah, and Nix ♪
[all laughing]
[Haneesh] Oh, wait, wait, wait.
BITT, so if you can do that,
like, can you do something where you take all our words out
and replace them with kitty cat sounds?
[all laughing]
[BITT] Now loading!
[meowing repeatedly]
[meowing continues]
[Mitch] Look, we're getting off topic here.
[Zahra] BITT, if you can do all that, I say you take a whole mess of rando clips
and skrush 'em all together in one big video mashup!
[Haneesh] Yeah, with, uh, chipmunks!
[Nix] And food!
[Miko giggling] And a walrus!
[BITT] Now loading!
[Miko groaning]
Man.
Slow days are so slow.
[dialog playing backwards]
Man.
[groaning]
Let's speed this up.
[talking at chipmunk speed]
What game are you guys playing?
Board game based on a video game, based on a movie, based on a cartoon,
based on a movie, based on a board game, based on a cartoon,
based on a movie, based on a video game, based on a movie, based on a cartoon.
Want a cookie?
Based on a movie, based on a board game, based on a cartoon.
Like a cookie?
Finding my breakfast.
Cart in my breakfast.
And, Miko, check it out.
I'm made of breakfast.
Since our usual raid leader is dying, apparently...
I'm dying?
[BITT] Technically, all humans are!
[speaking gibberish]
[distorted] Technically, all humans are!
And to think, I knew you before you were a walrus!
-Oh, Five! You guys are chipmunks! -[chipmunks squeaking]
I mean, could this day get any cooler?
[Mitch] Wait, wait, please wait!
Aren't we all forgetting the fact that one of us might actually be a glitch?
[Miko] Boring.
Hey, you guys ever wonder how many times we've actually said the word "glitch"?
[BITT] Now loading!
Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch.
[repeatedly] Glitch. Glitch. Glitch.
[Five] Wait, put a beat on that!
-[hip hop beat playing] -[all repeatedly] Glitch. Glitch. Glitch.
Glitch! Glitch! Glitch! Glitch!
[all repeating to the beat] Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch.
[Zahra] Make it metal!
-[heavy metal music playing] -[repeating] Glitch. Glitch. Glitch.
[Bergy] Um, can you make it poppy?
-[pop music playing] -[repeating] Glitch! Glitch! Glitch!
[Nix] No, no, no. Make it sick!
-[dubstep music playing] -[repeating] Glitch! Glitch! Glitch!
[Mitch] Wait a minute.
Guys.
Guys! Stop it!
That is enough!
We may be locked up in this room with a glitch.
Have all of you forgotten what glitches are?
[roaring]
[Mitch] They're destructive.
They're relentless.
[Bergy yelping]
[Mitch] They are monsters!
[Five] Mitch, aren’t you being a little paranoid?
[Mitch] Oh, do you think so, newbie?
Well, maybe we should be taking another look at you.
-[all] What? -Me?
Come on, Mitch. High Five is a glitch? [chuckles]
-Have you ever met the dude? -[monitor chiming]
Calibration is my third-favorite tutorial step,
after axis options and button assignment.
-[announcer] Give it up for High... -Five.
He sprinkles and unleashes his power combo, the triple chop!
Five's got your back.
I shall be the eyes in the front of your head.
From, uh, the front.
[Five giggling]
[Miko] You don't need to loot every torch.
[Five whispers] Yes, I do.
-Come at me, bro. -Come at me, bro.
I'm coming for you, bro.
We say stuff like that all the time. [chuckles]
I'm kill, uh, chill. Uh... uh, cool.
[muttering]
It can't hurt. [yelps]
[grunting]
[blows party horn]
-[roaring] -Oh, nerds, you're really scary.
Aww!
You complete weirdo.
[grunts]
[all] Five's not the glitch!
[Mitch] Well, of course he isn't!
But now that I've got your attention again,
we can concentrate on the real culprit.
All this time, you've been wound up to go in silly circles
while the real glitch has been drawing attention away from herself.
Isn't that right...
Miko?
Me? K.O. [chuckles lightly]
That's rich! Coming from the worst griefer on the Glitch Techs team.
We're all gamers.
[repeatedly] Boosh!
And gamers play to win.
[grunting and screaming]
-You're Mitch... -...Williams.
Mitch Williams.
-And you're not. -[exclaims]
Nice to beat you.
[repeatedly] Mitch.
-Mitchell. -Mitch FTW here.
Thanks for the distraction.
Boosh! Boosh!
Oh, boosh!
Boosh! Boosh!
Ba-boosh!
-Boosh! -[chuckling]
I guess sometimes, I really am afraid.
-[gasps] -[grunts]
Of having all of you squeaking scrublords as my teammates! [chuckling]
Fine, Miko. You can have a go at me all you want.
But we all know how your story adds up.
Miko was one of the only players
to log in remotely to the Hinobi SmashBall tournament earlier this year.
Five shot her ball into the hoop for the winning shot that day,
causing a glitch that nearly took down the entire store.
Instead of being reset like a normal person,
the weirdo alerted another stooge...
-[Miko] Five! -[Mitch] ...incited the release
of a viral glitch at the arcade...
-Chomp Kitty? -[Mitch screams]
...and infiltrated Glitch Techs as a new trainee.
We're talking about offering your daughter and her friend here
part-time jobs in the Hinobi store's new Technical Support department.
Her first day, she destroyed the training sim...
[wailing]
...and hacked into the central computer, releasing a dangerous glitch into HQ.
Since then, she's nearly destroyed her gauntlet, assaulted her fellow Techs,
refused to obey orders, snuck unauthorized personnel onto company property,
and befriended a rogue tech modder...
You would make a perfect Glitch Tech!
[Mitch] ...who nearly destroyed HQ.
[automated voice] Warning! Containment breached.
Oh, nerds.
Okay, okay, okay. I know how this looks, but I'm not a glitch, you guys.
This isn't funny.
Come on!
The girl can't be reset.
You don't reset? That's crazy weird.
Everybody resets.
It says so in the Tech manual.
That doesn't make me a glitch!
She's rebellious! Destructive!
Even if you can get past the rest of it,
you gotta admit her gaming skills are off the charts!
I mean, think about it.
Her reflexes are inhuman.
Nobody, not anybody could be that good.
She's a glitch, Five.
We have to turn her over to Inspector Seven!
Five?
You're Me_K.O., aren't you?
Yeah! And you are... Hi_5?
What's up, Miko?
Happy first day--
Five! Hey, buddy!
Uh, Casino, uh, this is my work buddy, Miko.
Hey, what's up, Miko? You bring your game face?
[scoffs] It's the only face I got.
With friendship on our side, we are unstoppable!
Take my hand, learn the pattern, and aim for the guy with fabulous hair.
Let's do this.
And there you go, Geri. Courtesy of Hinobi Tech Support.
-Dream team! -Whoo-hoo!
Ralphie's a dumb robot. You're my best friend.
[grunts]
What are you doing?
What if Miko was a glitch? What would any of you do about it?
Zap her with your gauntlets?
Not all glitches are monsters.
What about Ally or Alpha?
Even BITT is part-glitch.
All our tech, everything we rely on, is made from plixel technology,
the same as glitches are.
If Miko can be a glitch, that also means glitches can be intelligent,
brave, funny and loyal.
So I don't need to know if Miko is a glitch or not.
And neither do you.
All we need to know is that she's our friend.
Thanks, buddy.
If you were a glitch, you'd tell me, right?
-Totes, dude. -[thud]
Oh, good news, everybody. Looks like we found our glitch.
And here he is.
The little bugger's been gumming up the works for months now.
[Five] That's the glitch?
Yeah. I'm going to go flush him.
So, why were you keeping us all locked up in here?
Uh, well, we didn't want to alarm you,
or have you royally mess things up. [chuckles lightly]
[all groaning]
Miko, I guess I had you wrong.
Nope, you were right.
My gaming skills are off the charts. Boosh.
So none of us is a glitch? And by none of us, I mean me?
[chuckles lightly] Oh, yeah. Okay.
Like an undetectable glitch that can fool people
into thinking it was human? [chuckles lightly]
That would require an intelligence capable of simulating human personality.
Yeah! Yeah, I'd like to see that!
So, that's a "no"?
Well, hey, anything's possible.
[chiptune music playing]